What's the most uninteresting band of all time?
21 pilots
Nirvana
Dave Matthews Band
The Rolling Stones
>>65574050
>>65574051
>>65574060
>>65574086
Oh please
I'm talking about ear-bleedingly uninteresting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_M2MJo-_V8
This is the ballpark we're going for
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>65574041
>2016
>not being obsessed with "Short Skirt Long Jacket" at least
GTFO!
This is the first thing that came to mind
>>65574119
Im feeling bored just looking at them
>>65574126
That song is so white my credit-rating went up
>>65574126
With fingernails that shine like justice
>>65574163
I'm pretty sure that is the point of the song. :)
Elbow
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HMMMMMMMM
>>65574192
I can't believe that this post actually made me mad. Not even a Doors fan but I'm so sick of people shitting on the Doors.
>>65574257
It's true though
They're so uninteresting they could only be named something as incredibly nondescript as "The Doors"
I get if you like it but I don't even understand what there is to like about them or what part of you that would offend
recent Arctic Monkeys
AM is probably the most boring mainstream rock record I've ever heard
>>65574126
SHE'S CHANGING HER NAME FROM KITTY TO KAREN
SHE'S TRADING HER MG FOR A WHITE CHRYSLER LEBARON
fucking 10/10 album and band op has bad taste
>>65574597
That was reddit's AOTY
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>>65574333
>any psych rock ever, let alone the greatest psych rock album of all time, boring
have you even listened to The End???
>>65574667
I'm not surprised
>>65574102
Holy shit
I want to shove cotton down both of their throats so that they could stop singing.
>>65574041
pic not related tho
You can hate Cake but they at least have interesting vocals
>>65574597
100% this
i used to see Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not get posted all the time and it was completely uninteresting
Weezer
>>65574257
Yeah I've never gotten the doors backlash the last while, they're the best classic rock band by miles IMO
Mumford and Sons.
Don't do anything particularly offensive, but that's probably why they're so boring.
They're just there. Like mediocre furniture.
>>65574102
Ear-Bleeding isn't the term i would use to describe something that's uninteresting.
foo fighters
>>65574135
Fucking Bread, who calls a band Bread?
The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.
>>65574698
Go to bed you batshit Italian hover-hand.
The Band
>>65574102
Almost dozed off around 30 seconds in. Remove the vocals and you could rebrand it as ambient
I've always found the general Zappa/Beefheart aesthetic to be very boring
>>65574967
At least Death Grips haters come up with new pastas.
Alright so the answer is Maroon 5.
>>65574909
I fucking hate them and the entire way they approach music, its just disgusting. Literally a poor mans Fleet Foxes
foo fighters easily
>>65574996
Zappa and Beefheart have completely different aesthetics.
maroon 5
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>>65574935
i can't decide which of these bands is more boring. i definitely hate mumford and sons more, but foo fighters might actually be less interesting
>>65574333
shit taste: the post
>>65574967
honestly they're not the innovators people claim they were but they're also not bad either
post-Songs About Jane Maroon 5 is a very very real contender
Also, Blur
>>65575043
Try actually listening to a Foo Fighters album before you write them off.
>>65574996
the general what?
and anyway even if you are not a fan these guys are not boring in the way op is talking about. they were each doing their own thing that no one else was doing. they will both be remembered.
we're looking for stuff like the fray and cage the elephant
>>65575098
lol
>>65575098
they're not very good.
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>>65574126
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>>65574786
This desu, Cake is pretty damn good
>>65575130
Not the most boring ever, but they are exceptionally boring.
>>65574912
The idea is that it's so boring it becomes offensive like nails on a chalkboard
That level of boring exists, maybe I'm more prone to it because I've always been more offended about things that are lame than things that are obnoxious
>>65575130
literally who
>>65574041
helloween
>>65574051
>>65574086
Hey look Billy, plebs.
>>65574333
>bland name
What are the doors to perception i always thought it was pretty clever but what am I doing defending a band widely accepted as interesting on moo anyways
>>65574967
>no technical innovations
not only is this false, but technical innovations are such a superficial part of being an interesting band
Snow Patrol
OneRepublic
Train
Coldplay after Viva La Vida
Kasabian
>>65575058
I've had so many people tell me the doors are good band without making any kind of argument I just tune them out
You'd think at least one of you would have some kind of rebuttal
>>65574135
even their band name is boring as fuck
Mumford and Sons, Foo Fighters and Arctic Monkeys are up there for sure.
>>65574041
The Cars
>>65575189
You're doing it wrong
>>65575189
Is billy your grandson?
>>65575217
>Coldplay before, during and after Viva La Vida
ftfy
DMAs
>>65575259
the hits off their first couple albums really aren't that bad
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>>65574333
Their name is about the method through which your brain perceives reality, which they got from one of the greatest writers of all time (and major LSD user)- Aldous Huxley. It couldn't be a better name my friend.
>>65574909
Boring as shit for the most part but thistle and weeds was a great song.
>>65575218
what kind of argument can i even make? they were good and made good music
>>65574119
thank you for posting this
>>65575315
Wow, another weird shitty 70s band with a tacky allude to psychedelics
Color me impressed
>>65574135
I tried googling them and couldn't help but think how much "bread band" sounds like something middle aged people have in their kitchens
>>65575217
>he hates snow patrol
I hope a car chases you
no contest
any post-britpop band
pavement
>>65575399
have you been listening to music for 2 weeks? there are far more boring bands
>>65575216
I get where where Scaruffi is coming from though, he's merely approaching pop music from an incredibly stodgy and bullheaded "modernist" viewpoint, where every piece of work must be pushing or breaking the boundaries of what mankind had known as music, or else it's crap. Which is such a horribly stupid and joyless way of thinking of things, especially art.
I hope I never end up thinking about music like how Scaruffi thinks about music.
311
>>65574967
No technical innovations
>Double tracked vocals
>First use of sampling (mellotron)
>First to put vocals through a flanger
>First to record and play music backwards in a song.
>First real rock band to ever exist (chuck berry, and all the rest count as solo artists imo)
>First rock band to use orchestra in their music
>First band to leave hidden backwards messages in music
>Only band to create a hoax that their bassist died
That's the shittiest bait I've ever seen desu
>>65575114
Has cage the elephant even put out a decent song since ain't no rest for the wicked or are they a modern day one hit wonder
>>65575479
it triggered you pretty bad so it's not that shitty
>>65575345
The writing isn't good, the instrumentation isn't good, the singing isn't good, the music has no kind of purpose, it drags on for way longer than it should and still accomplishes nothing and it's incredibly boring
So tell me what "good" means to you
>>65575482
there were a few decent tracks on their s/t aside from ain't no rest for the wicked but idk about any of their stuff afterwards
>>65575479
Literally all of that is incorrect
>>65575384
I feel bad for you that you'll never be able to enjoy good music.
>>65575282
they aren't interesting either though
>>65575537
So you're telling me some nigger in the 50's with a guitar missing 3 strings was doing double tracked vocals. Or that some scientists in a lab somewhere did it on accident and didn't even put it into a song, meaning the Beatles didn't invent it?
>>65575546
For me to enjoy music it actually has to do something well on some level
If it's that hard for you to make an argument maybe you're the wrong one
>>65575482
Have you even heard this fucking album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27TRan1SBI
>>65575585
First off, the premise of the beatles doing all of that is ridiculous
Second off, I know for a fact that half of those things aren't true. The Beatles were the first group to sample something? Are you serious?
>>65575515
do you like any classic rock bands?
we're releasing some new music soon, and i wanted some unfiltered opinions before we finish work on it. this is our last single. hope you enjoy!
http://field-fires.bandcamp.com/track/all-of-the-faces
>>65575130
holy shit the second guy from the left- what a... human male.
Aerosmith. I'm not a Zeppelin fan either, but Aerosmith is Zeppelin's retarded cousin.
>>65574041
kings of leon
>>65575654
A few, mostly not. It's either dumb obnoxious masculine masturbatory material with a couple good hooks or bits of instrumentation or the closest thing to it for people that want to be interesting and contemplative but only in the laziest and most inoffensive way possible. Because feelings are gay, and being gay is for faggots.
Basically the 70s equivalent of rap music.
I like Pink Floyd and maybe Led Zeppelin if they didn't act so grand all the time without ever actually doing anything interesting.
Correct answer is Nickelback
>>65575456
311 is the best band to walk this planet
>>65574135
Haha I have this on vinyl. I actually really like it.
>>65574041
Cake will always have a special place in my heart for "Mexico" and for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBI081jBiL0
>>65575650
Well I would link it to you but Jewtube took down all their songs, I can only tell you but it's not even letting me leave long comments rn
>>65575929
that show was shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
>>65575970
You mean THE shit.
I love Mission Hill so fucking much. The style and color palette and the writing, but more so because Andy's storyline matched up eerily close to my own life when I first saw it (I'M AN ARTIST! FUCK CORPORATE LIFE! I'M GOING TO BE DRUNK AND SHITTY! Oh wait.. my friends are being successful in life and I'm just abusing the title of "artist" to cover up my laziness and awful attitude)
>>65575650
They first used sampling in 1965, who the fuck else was around let alone sampling at that time.
Ride.
Swans.
The Doors, Nirvana, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon, Cage the Elephant, Blur, Radiohead.... Like..... Why is this board so shitty? Why do people go out of their way to confuse and upset people by just making up bs about how they think your favorite band sucks? If every person in this board got blown up I'd orgasm. Blur is a fucking great band btw so go fist yourselves
Yellowcard
Basically every scene kids fucking memory lane.
>who the fuck is yellowcard
>>65575650
Their first backwards recording. 1966. I'm Only Sleeping, Within You Without You.
>>65575479
Backwards music is literally the only thing they were remotely on the cutting edge of. They way they used all the elements you listed is what made them innovative, primarily how that made so digestible and just so damn pleasant to hear all that it those have become mainstream standards.
>>65576101
holy shit yes
they've always stuck in my mind as an exceptionally bland and generic band from the moment i heard and saw them
>>65576108
That song is my LSD anthem. The reversed samples echoed and reverbed in my head when I was tripping for hours after hearing the song
>>65576101
Fuck Yellowcard. I used to live outside of Venice Beach and whenever I was there and pass Ocean Ave. that fucking song would pop into my head. Assholes.
>>65576101
>not liking Ocean Avenue
Test
>>65576120
Who was using that stuff before them. Literally who? They were using all of those effects by 1965. Were there even any rock bands around at that time.
>>65576189
i guess it does have a pretty good bridge and outro
either way yellowcard is still just aggressively bland
>>65576092
Completely agree, it's like being around people who get off on having the shittiest taste humanly possible
>>65575630
was this supposed to be a negative or a positive
I like the dudes voice but I found that song boring
>>65574135
Aw come on, they have some good songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpt_3jYfbUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG6uutLFtvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpOjQvADLG4
Pink Floyd, just boring DUDE WEED LMAO shit.
Listen to King Crimson if you want prog rock.
>>65576315
pink floyd is literally better than king crimson lmao
>>65574841
that album is very interesting, he literally prefaced his post by saying new arctic monkeys u fucking idiot
>>65576315
Kek, Floyd has a shit ton more variety and quality, but I'll give it that KC was one of the first and worst prog bands to hit the mainstream
>>65575384
they're a 60s band..
Also, The End is GOAT
Hootie and the Blowfish
All indie music
All "twee" music
>>65575479
Their music still sucks, though.
>>65574241
the
>>65574135
Bread? What a joke of a band
>>65577046
Saw them live a couple months ago. Was honestly a pretty damn fun show. They're getting memed here real hard these days
>>65576088
Sun Ra
Immediately off the top of my head
>>65575007
>>65575037
Maroon 5 is interesting in an awful way.
>ctrl+F Tame Impala
>0 results
are they patrish now?
>>65574257
So you're saying you want them to... stop slamming The Doors?
>>65574982
DERETE THIS
>>65574981
What?
lamb of god
>>65575482
Listen to Melophobia, it's great indie rock with a unique sound.
miles Davis
