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FENRIZ HAS DECREED THAT BLASPHEMY IS INDEED BLACK METAL
>>65524684
you mean lesbian fenriz?
IM A BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOT A FUCKING ROLE MODEL
Hey /metal/ what do you think?https://efferat456.bandcamp.com/album/bainianling-juhui
>>65524699
Fenriz is a moron who thinks any third-rate retro speed metal band is the greatest thing ever.
4th for real cult shit
NEO-THRASHERS OUT
>>65524758
I hate using this word, but that's pretentious as fuck.
>>65524762
they are the greatest thing ever though
>>65524821
How so?
>>65524862
There's no real playing involved, it all hides between a massive wall of poor necroproduction and esoteric themes. It's just a wall of sound with no real substance and shoegaze on top of it for aesthetic.
I've held a grudge against japs for trying to kill both my grandfathers, but maybe you guys are all right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2EY6urC4tg
>TFW this was actually a pretty good song with some solid riffing and a bass solo. Sort of sounding like Cattle Decapitation.
What are the bad Cannibal Corpse albums?
>>65524925
>Sort of sounding like Cattle Decapitation.
>>65524928
All of the popular ones aside from The Bleeding and KILL, not even kidding.
>>65524928
All the Corpsegrinder ones. Except Vile
>necroproduction and esoteric themes
>>65524762
FULL SPEED
OR NO SPEED
>>65524925
>anything even vaguely like cattle decapitation
>>65524928
Everything after Vile imo.
>>65524928
Only Vile. And it's not even that bad really.
>>65524967
Just listen to it faggot
>>65524684
Nice try Fenriz, but we're not done with the Philposting yet.
>albums too metal for /metal/
>>65524909
thanks, have some japanese slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdc0ssOvs9I
>>65525043
>>65525007
don't you ever fucking reply to me again
>>65525043
Never could get this album, sadly :/. Really don't like the washed out production.
>>65525049
You are awesome.
>>65524928
There are none, even their worst albums are underwhelming at most
>>65525043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0eNKIc1iY
This one
>>65525067
Stop projecting, bro. You'll have a happier life.
>>65525090
>Really don't like the washed out production.
I remember when I questioned my sexuality.
>>65525137
What projecting?
>>65525137
>questioned my sexuality
Well, that doesn't surprise me, but what do your reminiscences have to do with heavy metal?
Goktor - Termemeinal Magma Recucks ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65525208
Everything
>>65525249
Wheres ebu gogo?
gimme some metal that succeds at having an ebin feel
bonus points if not power
Does Howard Jones have formal opera training?
>>65525304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxk5FVyEJLg
>>65525304
Voice of Steel
>>65525032
moar buzzposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoSnP1QhI0
The latest in Audrey Sylvain-faux-core has arrived
>>65525490
so are they just ripping off moonsorrow's cover or something
>>65525589
That was my first thought
Who has the new Gojira?
>>65525785
UR MOM XDXDXDXDDDXD!!!!!!!1
>>65525589
Alright that is way too similar to be a coincidence
holy shit
>>65524907
That is the most shit opinion I read go to bed you Fucking nerd. Does your mom tuck your peeper?
>>65526073
I wish
Someone please rec me some bands that sound extremely similar to this, something about the production of this band gives me a hard on and I can't seem to find any decent bands in the same vein.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dk9rRWlUSmY
This thread still alive?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10436277
>>65526181
I should clarify - by nwnprod I just mean the forums
>>65526171
Oh shit, i really like this
>>65526306
Word I know dude most of the songs on that album are great and to my knowledge they're obscure as hell.
Haven't heard anything that sounds like them.
A Friend told me to check out the partisan turbine and disfiguring the goddess and they kinda sound the same but it just doesn't compare, not as groovy.
>>65526442
if the grooviness is what you like then idk how you missed this album
>numaleheaven
>>65525032
>phil and buzz
cool tbqh f@m
>>65526664
Thank you! only 4 minutes in but I like what I hear.
A little fast paced compared to revenence though know of anything on the slower side ?
>>65526785
who is buzz?
>>65526825
that girl next to him
>>65526870
The article I read said her name is Laina Dawes...
>>65526897
well yeah buzz is her stage name
>>65526171
You might like Annotations Of An Autopsy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyO6Ix6XqqA
>>65527006
Eh, thanks but I got really tired of them and waking cadaver, I starting listening to them in highschool.
I actually have a old friend who's related to the former drummer for annotations.
>>65524684
I thought I hated all tech death but for some reason I really like pic related.
Explanation?
Similar bands?
>>65526073
Lol are you mad someone doesn't like your shitty band
end your life familia
>>65524925
>solid riffing
Give me your most haunting songs meal, I don't want to sleep tonight because I got called in for work tomorrow.
Easy start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqYYTPhHFM
>>65527491
>Venereal Dawn
>Easy start
Now that's a fucking understatement.
any bands that sound like Ripping Corpse?
Why is /metal/ so dead? Did we meme too hard?
>>65524684
Sorry to break it to /metal/ but if you don't exclusively listen to and love original black circle BM you are cancer.
Going to a King Diamond consert this saturday.
They're playing through all of Abigail.
Bretty hyped
>>65527569
>Didn't even contribute after berating my pick
Here's your (You)
>>65527491
I'm a Dark Fortress fan as well senpai, but this song is weak shit
>Dark Fortress
are they anything like Death Fortress
i kinda like Magma, is there something wrong with me guys????
>>65527780
Nah
What is the greatest Floridian death metal album and why is it this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50tqWiZwQ0I
>>65527854
no, you're just a nu male
>>65527875
I knew this would happen if I listened to it...
>>65527343
Who said it was my Band? You fucking degenerate. Masturbate in an ally way. You LED Panasonic projector
>>65528106
Wow you sure showed him over half an hour later
>>65528205
Ill show my Red weenie bear Stuck between my coolie as the second guy will be watching over in pain.
>tfw actually dug the new Baroness
Am I a nu male now?
>>65528492
You were a nu male before.
>>65525043
that album is fucking awesome. i don't normally like death metal but damn that one is good
>>65527592
yes
>>65526664
damn this sounds good
I think this Ebu Gogo thing is just summerfags. We memed that shit months ago already.
>>65528673
>I don't like death metal, but I happen to like the one death metal album that even most death metal listeners are too afraid to listen to
You're weird, but that's hot. a/s/l?
>>65529081
>death metal album that even most death metal listeners are too afraid to listen to
nigger pls, it's great and all but it's not that special
>>65529112
Yes, it is
>>65529184
So are you just b8ing by being absurdly edgy?
>>65529184
ok, well let's hope anyone who tries to listen to it and is driven away by the raw spoopiness will let us know in this thread
>>65529223
Why are you so upset?
>>65529235
Why are you so gay?
>>65529312
I'm not upset; I'm asking you a question.
>>65529336
You're very upset. Please calm down, ma'am.
>>65529312
>I thought nobody but me had ever heard Infester
>w-why are you laughing
Thoughts on the new Infant Annihilator?
https://youtu.be/O2EY6urC4tg
>>65529354
I think you're having some difficulty reading what I'm posting. I'm asking you a fairly basic question, a yes or no question: are you baiting?
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>>65529398
Both of you please calm down. You're making a scene.
>>65529443
Again, I'm actually quite calm, but I'd really like it if you'd answer my question. Actually, the only possible way I could be more calm is if you'd please answer it.
And my question is of course: are you baiting?
>>65529443
>it's an "I acted like a big faggot, better brazen my way out of it" episode
calmer n' you are
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>>65529521
Why does Infester scare you two ladies so much?
>>65529559
Why does answering a simple question scare you so much?
>>65529559
You said it was scary, not me
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>>65529575
you guys are having a shitfit over an okay at best death metal album and killing the thread all the while.
>>65529596
death metal is scary
>>65529617
Yes. That's an accurate assessment of the situation.
Anyone else like this? My vote for heaviest album I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ0RFTMpX30
>>65529617
And you're having a shitfit because Infester has scared the shit out of you.
Infester was boring as fuck. Any better death metal albums out there?
>>65529671
i thought it was pretty decent the last time i listened to it several months ago. they seem to be increasing in popularity lately. those fuckers aren't afraid to slow down to almost a full stop.
>>65529702
nah. i just think it's funny this whole argument is over such a shitty album.
>tfw can't do growls
>>65529731
Nah, you're just afraid the album.
>>65529702
>>65529749
man just fuck off, nobody cares how much you like your shitty caverncore album. have some self respect
>>65529742
>tfw can't do shrieks
>>65529772
Shh... shh... It's okay, hush now baby.
Infester can't hurt you now. It's only an album.
>>65529731
Haha I said almost the same thing. The decrescendo on the first track is my ringtone right now just for fun. Downloading their newer stuff now.
Huge stretch here but does anyone like From Autumn to Ashes? Heavy but not brutal at all. Not sure how much I'd like these guys if I found them now that I'm older but I rec the fuck out of this album, think it's a decent emotional ride, especially if you read lyrics with. The drummer is also the high vocalist so he's the life imo.
>>65529829
Goddamn you're mad.
>>65529875
Oh dear you're traumatized. Infester has scarred you for life. You're probably pissing your bed.
>>65529833
this looks super gay, I hope you know
>>65529895
Stay mad.
>>65529919
I think the tone of my post lets you know I know.
ignore the troll and post metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BArMp_mNkI
>>65529936
Don't stay afraid. Don't stay in your shell of fear not living your life. Don't let your fear and anxiety over Infester control you.
>people unironically dig slam on this general
wat da fug
Would love to see a guitar cover of this
>>65529987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z9aacs4OrQ
Hi i'm stupid
>>65530002
they do DsO Jr pretty well desu family.
>>65529987
wouldnt mind a guitar tone tutorial on Tame the Shapes
>>65530022
wha?
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>>65530036
Deathspell Omega Jr.
>>65530038
>no need to be mad.jpg
>>65530076
>seriously anon i hope you get help with the bedwetting situation.jpg
>>65530035
You like Dead in the Dirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0od4j74KxY
On that note, anyone got stuff similar to Me and Him Call it Us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnZ5HWWzyI
>>65530096
>seriously how long are we going to do this.jpg
When will you admit that metal is a zombie?
>>65530122
>again and again.jpg
>>65530124
but zombies are metal as fuck
>>65530124
right now, metal is a zombie
happy now?
>>65530099
>>65530099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf6TVIJejRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWukIHzXho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edpot4xOqsI
i tried. this is really closer to mathy screamo imo.
>>65530140
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>>65530038
Is it pretentious even by /mu/ standards to disregard an album or band because it could be considered "hipster"?
>>65530424
So glad you picked up on that. I'm not sure I would've realized that was bait otherwise.
what are u bumpin, /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbHSrM_kBvo
>>65530467
stop trying to spread your bullshit hipster metal propoganda
>>65530467
i said i tried, friend.
>>65530465
I'm going to strangle you and I'll slit your throat too. I love to see your blood run and that's the thing that makes me cum. I'm going to kill you just because I want to. I'm the Vampire of Dusseldorf and I will cut your life short.
>>65530471
It's not on the levels of Symphonies of Sickness or Severed Survival, but still pretty decent.
>>65530468
>knows its bait
>still responds
nigga you given out free (you)'s?????
>>65530557
I think you misinterpreted what I've said.
>>65524762
His taste in metal is objective truth
>>65524737
FUCK CHURCH HIT A BONG THEN GO SMASH A FUCKING BOTTLE
Metl is gay.
Are there any death metal bands that are lyrically similar to Sunbather?
>>65530756
Argoslent
>>65530756
Deafhaven arnt death metal senpai. But check out moon lover by ghost bath
>>65530782
t. illiterate
Why are sissies so scared of Infester and pic related?
>>65530905
Because they're sissies.
>>65530782
Yeah I know Deafheaven isn't death metal. Basically, I'm looking for any death metal with more abstract lyrical themes. Most of the bands I've found so far (already knew about Guost Bath, but thanks anyway) are black metal.
>>65530971
>abstract lyrical themes
Demilich
>>65530905
stay m- ah fuck it
PLEASE LET ME DIVE IN SALTY TUUUUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2R5kCu0Tuw
>post yfw Nathrakh covers Iron Maiden
>>65524925
got a dope new singer 2 real nice
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>>65525043
epic bread
>>65531315
>tfw i think i'm going to die
metal for this feel?
>>65532020
lifelover
>>65525298
Eburectoredux GoGojira - Magterminal
>tfw ear infection
What's some metal for this feel?
>>65532163
Slam, since you don't need refined ears to listen to that slogfest of a genre
>2 prehistoric memes
Objectively the best death metal song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tdqYmaLOk
>inb4 "no it's not, herem listen to this obscure gay trash of a band"
just no
Daily reminder that those who are false have no place in the hall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfU8mFjLEJo
Why are most metal fans pedophiles? What is about metal that makes it such a good soundtrack for acts of pedophilia?
I'm a vampire
>>65532328
You're thinking about proge
>>65531315
my face at first, but it somehow works
>>65532235
modern death metal bands aren't cool enough to try having a green border on their album covers
>>65532328
Projecting pretty hard there, bro.
>>65532328
what did he mean by this
>>65532462
He meant this
>>65532537
Or maybe this
>>65532550
Or this
maybe proge musicians are just more likely to have families and have kids because they aren't closeted freaks like death metal virgins and black metal edgelords
>>65532603
well they do write music for (man)children
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>>65528673
>Licking and taunting naked flesh,
>Repulsive ebony skin.
>Now destroy this bastard...
>Sword to the neck...
>Cast in blood.
>... Fingering the feces from the anus...
>Braded into palsy.
>Tedious chopping... Tedious chopping.
>Opening the stomach wall
>Searching for cancerous sores
>I love violating her ass
>And drowning in oceans of diarrhea
>Fingering the feces from her ass
>Grubbing on the unholy bag
> into palsy.
>>65526664
>that intro
>tfw my appendix just popped
metal for this feel?
>>65529112
it's mediocre brutal death with spooky guttural groans
>>65532836
Dank meme, bro.
>>65525043
great album but the osdmeme production ruins it
New Nails album if any one wants it.
Nails - You Will Never Be One of Us (mp3 VBR)
https://mega.nz/#F!lZ5zFAoJ!I8Kq5M53pus7aiWR9KCdGQ
>>65532907
>hipster grind
No thank you.
>>65532913
>stop disliking what i like
>>65532932
This.
Nails is complete and utter shit
>>65532753
I like their blend of gore and occult lyrics. Not a big fan of that sort of gory perversion though. This is more to my liking:
I caress your head, my child...
Sweet cranium surprise,
Soon we'll feast on the grey matter.
Await the chants, Mephitis arises!
... When I spread your flesh,
And it reveals the insides
I rise to the heathens with joy,
My son, life.
New I'll take you to the breeding place
Be commanded by the primervial forces
,,, Swollen infant encased in the dirt,
To be the coffin of for your remains.
The gaseous hell is exposed from the core,
To rise the altar for damn's creatures...
... Waiting for the moment of chaos
When the ritual is to begin
-Exhumation, discover what swims in the soil...
It is that which dwells in remembrance...
... Interwined with the shadows, an end too complex.
Flesh and jasmine will flavor the air of night
A brisk energy of death... Power to reform life...
As a being of the twilight...
Transplanting windows to the afterlife.
Creep through the dark, through the fog to find
Our sacred ground, Where energy is received
-A band of souls transports onward to destinations
Now unknown... drained of sorrow...
Proceed to feast lost in cosmos...
Insignificance of perception disturbed,
Await the chants, Mephitis arise!
>>65532815
no coincidence
>>65526664
>1st song: " EEeEEEEE uugugugrugurgur EEEEEEE ugrugurugru
>2nd: "EEEEEE E E E E E HUrgGGGHRGhg Squee squee
>repeat
>>65533073
Are you lost?
>>65533083
Squee Squeee
>>65533073
>Squee squee
slam or get out desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VYxz_KYHn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9El6TnthOE
anyone can make slam
>>65532947
Elaborate
metal is such a bizarro genre
where the more hipster it is, the more popular it is
>>65533363
nice blogpost
>>65533363
It's because hipsters know next to nothing about metal but they need to listen to some because of the diverse taste meme so naturally they pick the most well known bands
>>65533363
Because the hipsters are too cowardly to listen to actual metal so they water it down into bland mush that's easily digested by the masses. Those hipster "metal" bands aren't popular because they're hipster; they're popular because the music they make is basically pop music. It just so happens that it's usually hipsters making this pop music that they delude idiots into thinking is actual metal.
>classic 80s grindcore group that split up in 1992
>all of their album covers were stereotypical gore and death
>reform in 2015
>release a symphonic rock/power ballad album in 2016 with a fucking winged anime girl on the album cover
WEW
LAD
post CHUG CHUG CHUG death metal
who here cephalotripsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Z1bVNiD-k
>>65533586
Kek
What band?
>>65533681
they were originally called necromancer but now they're called romancer.
>>65533759
I refuse to believe
Metallum link now.
anti-Islamic lyrics GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxQXmkAIWQ
>>65533784
they're not on metallum for the same reason metallum doesn't include anal cunt or last days of humanity
>>65533806
Does Kafir count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQujfE5JLJA
>>65533857
They do accept grind with riffs though ?
>>65533879
ALLAHU
AKHBAAAAR
>>65533806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVqclCr4fI
>>65533883
>They do accept grind with riffs though?
metallum only accepts grind with metal riffs
they won't accept grind if they think it has no metal riffs
>this is a goregrind/thrash metal split
>>65533806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HM71E-tyw
Lebanese BM. Is it just me or are anti Islam BM bands from muslim countries the trvest trve can get?
>>65533895
>Nile support ISIS
wtf i hate nile now???
>slavs are outside squatting again
metal for this feel?
https://soundcloud.com/vb2edvlsbpjo/01-the-matrix-produced-by-kopastetic#t=0:22
>>65533941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8SP-xoQiY
>>65533937
that song is clearly anti-islamic, how are you this dense?
>these song names
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Anal_Kudasai/Otaku_Perverse_Chronicles_%28Chapter_II_-_Eternity_Parallax%29/581292
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Anal_Kudasai/Otaku_Perverse_Chronicles_%28Chapter_I%29/572779
>>65533971
He probably exclusively listens to sludgewave and slam.
>mfw Nordu Weebo Singing the Void is the only good album out this year
>>65533971
"There is no God but the one true God. Allahu Akbar!"
-Nile
So anti-Islamic lmao
>>65533971
he's memeing. you're the dense one.
>>65533992
>not inclusively enjoying slamdgewave
>>65533989
>Tomoko Kuroki Raping the Beauty Queen with a Sledgehammer
h-hot
>>65533989
>The Victory of Feminism Has Led to the Nuclear War
He's not wrong desu
>>65533989
>Pull the Dildo Out of Your Ass and Turn This Glam Rock Off
poetry
>>65534005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L3Cq4bIKtD
>>65534139
Classic taqiyyah
>>65534165
>the kuffar know about taqqiyah
SHUD ID DOWN
>>65534202
Not today Karl, you're fuckin dead. Heh.