Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin EP incoming
-Zoe has at least one more p4k article http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1178-how-hillary-clinton-and-bernie-sanders-tap-into-the-power-of-the-playlist/
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
I love you /p4k/
>>65501613
We love you too
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
>>65502471
nah though
What's everyone listening to?
>>65502471
bye
>>65502519
>>65502541
summer friends pls go.
FREDDIE GIBBS (ME DAT) INNOCENT
This is what your """queen"""" writes about now
>>65502611
good article. didn't know Bernie was using DK's kill the poor. very nice.
>>65502536
hurry up with the rundown.
After all that hype for Tegan and Sara, the album gets a lower score than their last one.
>>65503599
I'm not near a laptop and rundown on phone is painful
>>65503607
I really enjoyed this album. A short and sweet banging pop record.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Tegan and Sara 7.1
Blonde on Blonde Revisited 7.6
Mourn 6.0
Xenia Rubinos 8.0
new waifu
http://pitchfork.com/news/65968-northside-festival-drops-band-after-drummer-supports-stanford-rapist/
so pretty much the only hopes for a 9.2+ are
>swans (if allegations didn't hurt it too much)
>frank ocean (if it comes out)
>new kanye
no way avalanches are getting it
>>65503707
what an idiot 2bh
gonna do my best shill impression
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Tegan and Sara 7.1 by Cameron Cook
Blonde on Blonde Revisited 7.6 by Sam Sodomsky
Mourn 6.0 by Ian Cohen
Xenia Rubinos 8.0 by Laura Snapes
>>65503707
LOL, dumb bitch.
>>65503716
no way swans is getting it. sjw-ism is too real at p4k. frank ocean will be somewhere in the high 8's. kanye will get a high 7. music writers hate it when you release 2+ albums in one year.
>>65503742
thanks 4 tryin :)
>>65503742
>Mourn 6.0 by Ian Cohen
why do they let this misogynist review lady bands?
>>65503742
Nailed it
>>65503767
>music writers hate it when you release 2+ albums in one year
lol, p4k's reaction to that 5-disk autechre album was hilarious. they were so put off and posted a passive aggressive comment when they tweeted the review.
>>65503707
>you and female get drunk
>have sex
>somehow you're a rapist
americans are too funny
>>65503876
you clearly know absolutely nothing about the story you're talking about. idk what country you live in but what happened in this case would have been rape there too.
>>65503876
wew she was literally unconscious mate.
>americans
funny, it was actually two swedish guys who witnessed it and chased him down and apprehended him.
>>65503835
and don't forget beach house's thank your lucky stars review from last year. petty.
>>65503941
swedes would chase you down and apprehend you for looking at a woman wrong
>>65503966
or sexually assaulting a woman behind a dumpster who is totally blacked out. thank god for the swedes i guess.
who linked /pol/ over here?
>>65503966
unless you're muslim
Mourn deserved much better.
