>Thom: I USED TO RULEEEEEE THE W-
>Jonny: No Thom, we already stole that song with 'Burn The Witch' remember? Try something else.
>Thom: *plays Clocks piano riff (poorly)*
>Jonny: That's another Coldplay song Thom, we need to look elsewhere for inspiration.
>Thom: Oh, I thought it was David Guetta. Okay I'll think of something.
>Chris: Hey guys what's up? Heard you playing my stuff.
>Thom: W-what are you talking about? I would never play your garbage!
>Chris: Don't worry Thom, I'm happy for you to keep biting my style, your hapless appropriations of Bjork and Pixies were never anything special anyway, but you make a hell of a Twilight soundtrack.
>Thom: Wow, thanks Chris, I've never admitted this but I've always looked up to you man. Can we make a collaborative album?
>Chris: What? Sorry I wasn't listening, anyway I've got to go make another platinum album, see ya mate.
>Kanye: Don't worry Thom, I still love your music and it definitely isn't a meme. The Eraser is amazing!!
>Thom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>The class stands up and claps for me
>>65460573
>>Thom: *plays Clocks piano riff (poorly)*
>>Jonny: That's another Coldplay song Thom
Which song?
>>65460573
Didn't Chris Martin say he was influenced by Radiohead, and not not the other way around?
>>65460591
Coldplay - Clocks
>Thom: I want to do something like the Scientist video
>Paul Thomas Underson: Let's do that exact same video but reversed
>>65460591
Daydreaming
>>65460624
My sides
>>65460591
Knives Out
>Thom: ok computer, make this album for me now
>>65460573
>Ed: I've got a song for the album Thom
>Thom: Fuck off Ed, you're lucky you're still in the band. Now go sit and the corner and play the spoons.
>Michael Stipe, c. 1998: You've got a long way to go, kid.
>Thom Yorke: Kid, eh? We'll see about that
>>65460772
My fucking sides
>>65460772
>>65460767
>>65460738
More pls I'm dying here
>Thom: oohhh yaaa oh yaa check this out bruh bruh
>Colin: What? Are you drunk again Thom?
>Thom: Shhh! SHUT UP shut up looky looky the new Coldplay album fuck yessss downloaded it for free!!
>Colin: Thom, that's stealing...
>Thom: OHH YAA HAIL TO THE THIEF MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOOO
>Haha, yeah, our Ed's a good lad. A lot of people ask us what he contributes, but honestly he's really important to have around. Sometimes in the studio, he'll say things like "That's good Jonny" or "Yes Thom, I think so too". Excellent banter. Also he sent Phil down Tesco's while I programmed all the drum parts on TKOL, so it's really thanks to him we got away with that.
>>65460899
2/10. You hit your peak already
>>65460918
But it was my first post :( How RUDE
>>65460936
Oh sorry
>>65460738
Surfer Rosa
>>65460772
Doolittle
>>65460899
Bossanova
>>65460916
Tromp le Monde
>Ed: What now boss?
>Thom: We need some actual good musicianship! Call in Greenwood!
>Colin: Ye?
>Thom: I feel inspired by the sound of my poop falling into the toilet... Maybe I'll use that on the next album guys
>Colin: But Fishmans already did that on Long Season
>Thom: We've been ripping off Coldplay our entire lives and you come up with that bullshit Colin?
>dentist: okay, open your mouth wide
>thom: ...i gotta go
>>65460961
>>65461012
0/10.
Now the thread can die.
>>65460624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
haha
>>65461031
but
>Call in
>Colin
get it?
>>65461064
I get it dude, that guy just has shit taste in humor
>>65461031
Fuck off m8
>>65461064
Oh I didn't catch that. Good job
>Thom: Phil man, I'm sick of your shitty drumming; I'll program all the beats from now on, go and play the fucking kettle or something
>Phil: But, but Tho-
>Thom: Fuck off you egg! Or I'l pack you like a sardine in a crushed tin box
>>65461054
Holy shit, the car bouncing up the hill made my night.
>>65461170
>night
It's morning right now idiot. Wake up
>>65461116
>you egg
u fuckin melon!
>>65461226
>What are time zones?
>>65461233
HEAD LIKE A FUCKIN ORANGE, PLAY A RECORD
>>65461116
>>65461233
young fry of treachery
>>65461054
just because they both feature walking does not mean they're the same video but reversed.
Sure is summer in here
>>65461639
u daft it's the same fucking song m8
>>65460573
Radiohead fanfiction makes me so hard
>>65460573
>Thom: Oh, I thought it was David Guetta
so someone else recognizes that Thom's A Brain In A Bottle sounds like Guetta's Sexy Bitch
>>65461752
man hasn't had an original thought in his entire life
>>65461752
kek
>people tell me I should listen to Radiohead all the time
>they say it's nothing like coldplay
>listen to some stuff
>it's exactly like coldplay bordering on rip-off
so what's the merit in Radiohead other than semi-competent thievery of other boring music
>>65460573
>The class stands up and claps for me
