ITT: /mu/ writes a country song, line by line
woke up this morning
dude weed lmao
seriously they all sing about it now
BUILD WALL
Walmart
>>65427161
and fucked my daughter
I'm drivin a big beer truck down the ol' country road
yeah, opressed homosexuality
my dog died
kill me
Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole
got my cowboy boots and my jeans
them girls with the tan legs
old boots
i am a member of the klu klux klan
I hurt myself today...
SITTIN'
ON A DICK
>>65427142
time travel back to 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySgNm8qH-I
There's a couple thing in life that I do need
Like Jesus, my pickup truck and cows to feed
Ice cold beer, a wife to call all mine
Take my Ford down south the Mason Dixon line
(DUN DUN)
Where the sweet ice tea and kisses like honey
Things get hot when things gets sunny
The breeze is cool as trucks pass by
There's a girl I love and Jesus by my side
Folks might think the farm life's a pity
I'd rather be dead than live in the city
It's a simple life,
But it's my life;
Country
There's a dat gone feeling I get when I look in my sisters eyes
Been waiting for your loving like I'm waiting for the south to rise (rise again / amen)
If you don't like it here, we'll shoot now that's just tough
Where I come from, three fifths is good enough
Nothing tastes better than deep fried chicken
Boys in the yard and the women in kitchen
I don't need no change, don't need no hope
All I need is my gun and my rope
Gimme some feathers and a bucket of tar
It's time to bring back the stars and bars
It's a simple life,
But it's my life;
Country
OF THE GAY
LOOK AT THIS the iraq war was not a mistake PHOTOGRAPH
AND CRUUUUIIIIISE
INTO MY ASSHOLE
SHOT A COUPLE OF DEER
INTO MY ASSHOLE
>>65427434
DRINK A COUPLE OF BEERS
9/11
GOT MY F150
GONNA GO TO THE STORE
GRAB A COUPLE MILLERS AND FUCK A WHORE
INTO MY ASSHOLÉ
Yeahhhhh it's that
Honky tonk, six string
Jesus Christ, chicken wing
Lemonade, clementine
Dixieland, moonshine
Gotta list of reasons why we love it here
Warm nights... and coooooooooold beer
*fiddle solo*
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers, no siree
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook
This all sounds pretty good so far in my head
Thank y'all for comin' out tonight. Y'all having a good time? Beautiful Birmingham sunset right now... I just wanna take a few minutes here... to thank the good men and women who are serving our country. Here's a little tune I wrote back in 2004. Third track on my debut album, "Honky Tonk Hymns". It goes a bit like this...
them painted on jeans is painted on so good
life in Kentucky is much better than the hood
should i fuck my own asshole? i probably should
would you cum in my butt? i know i would
Friday night lights with a girl by my side
Saturday rolls and we're rooting for the Tide
City folks cannot comprehend
A honky tonk weekend
>>65427940
holy SHIT we've got a hit on our hands
It's a small town thang
Southern twang
Honky tonk beer
My six strang
There's just one thing that I forgot to factor
I found Jesus in a tractor
my dick
is hard
they call me
the bard
>>65428015
imagining this as a death grips lyric is better desu
Anyone else like it when country songs basically list off southern things? They always rhyme in ABCB order and are incredibly easy to write.
Book of Christ
Abraham
Daisy dukes
God damn
Small town
Big boys
Honky tonk
Making noise
Now this sweet tea
Ain't good for me
But I drink it away
Cause I was born and raised
to live and praise
the sweetest drink that Jesus made
>>65428097
>mfw you're BLOWING my MIND
Grab my gun
Kiss my wife
Ain't nothing sweeter
Than the sweet southern life
Southern air
dat dirt blowin in ma face
ohh girl you skirt commin up
Yeeeehaaaaaw
>>65428097
how do you know its not
Book of Christ, Abraham
Daisy dukes God damn
Small town Big boys
Honky tonk Making noise
>>65427142
i ain't losin'
i fuck my cousin
God bless
>>65427356
People who actually grew up with country music will get this stuck in their head
WE GOTTA STOP THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO
WHILE I'M FROM NEW YORK AND HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS
Y'ALL ALL KNOW I'M A SOUTHERN BOY WHO HAS A BLUE COLLAR
WHO CARES IF MY ACCENT IS FAKE
THERE'S RAP IN MY SONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>65427512
Heard this one in my head as well
My daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky
He'd cuss kick the dust, sayin' son it's way to dry
It clouds up in the city, the weather man complains
But where I come from, rain is a good thing
Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing
YEahhhhh
Blue collar, can I get a holler
Breakin' my back when makin' my dollar
Cold beer, fuck my wife
Damn I love this southern life
>tfw
someone sing and play this please
>>65428952
Are there any generic country song instrumentals that someone could sing over?
>>65430080
maybe this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdVWYF6f_gI
>>65428555
TRIPS FOR TRUTH
v accurate too
don't bother, the perfect country song has already been made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjFAZKWKVo
>>65430080
just get an anon with a twangy guitar to play a basic chord progression
>>65427356
i could actually imagine those lyrics perfectly fitting into some radio pop country song
>>65427354
they left out when sturgill came in and fucked up the game
old boots, new dirt
9/11 was bad
jesus
nigger nigger nigger
nigga senpai bro
>>65428503
Texanon here. This garbage was on the radio every single day, at least 20 times a day where I grew up. My stepmom would blare it and sing along to it and my baby sister would start trying to sing along with it too, but she couldn't really follow because she was like four.
This is cancer. I started smoking at 16 because of this song because I wanted to die as soon as possible without having to outright kill myself all at once. If you want a laugh, look up the lyrics videos on YouTube and read the comments. Remember, you share a species with these people.
FRIDGE
YEEEE FUCKEN HAAAAAA!!!
a rootin tootin hee haw tarnation yall
AND THEN MOMMA SAID: (next post)
>>65430492
no i dont
