Post DIARRHETIC SHARK SHIT and DIARRHETIC SHARK SHIT-LIKE songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-UB83-Jzo
Old thread >>65409195
>>65415045
WARGASM
TURN US ON
Help I can't stop listening to this
https://youtu.be/gqI-6xag8Mg
>>65415045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoBA8zv0s0g
>>65415097
here, listen to this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn2A_dXoIAA
or maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfp3pWndGE
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!!!
>Name: Steven Wilson
>Fighting Style: Third Eye Surfer
>Special 1: Glass Arm Shattering
>Special 2: Not Beautiful Anymore
>Super Combo: Strip the Soul
>Finisher: The Sleep of No Dreaming
>Taunt: "I'm more cut up than you."
so what the fuck is sludgewave and since when it's a thing
>>65414889
>tfw uranus is kil
>>65415141
That was fucking trash. I love it.
>>65415143
>Name: Frankie Palmeri a.k.a. Thanos
>Fighting Style: Bring A Gun To School
>Special 1: 10 Signs You Should Leave
>Special 2: Children of Cybertron
>Super Combo: Words of Intulo
>Finisher: Solar Flare Homicide
>Taunt: " I wanna watch you suck his dick!"
>>65415243
Basically you want to form a deathcore band and your drummer can't play blastbeats so you just play deathcore but slow and sorta beatdown sounding. This is coming from a fan.
Demolisher arguably created the sound but Emmure is a pretty big influence with their high pitched squeaky bits.
>>65415243
Play breakdowns and beatdown riffs at halfspeed for 3-5 minutes while your vocalist A) Sounds broken inside B) Is possessed by jumpscare movie ghosts C) Yells out the band name, year, and home city or D) All of the above
>>65415345
that sounds awful
>>65415520
Gotta be down for ignorance and brickwalled production
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkd5GJvxKTM
>>65415143
>Name: Björn "Speed" Strid
>Fighting Style: Late For The Kill, Early For The Slaughter
>Special 1: Stabbing The Drama
>Special 2: Demon In Veins
>Super Combo: Mchinegun Majesty
>Finisher: The Flameout
>Taunt: "I think you just made a big mistake"
Rec me something similar to Sulphur Aeon /metal/
>>65415420
>Yells out the band name, year, and home city
>>65415607
ask someone to shit in your ear canals
>Hey Soilmates, we're facing the end
Jesus Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrP2pjMcSXo
>>65415143
>Name: Vektor
>Fighting Style: Terminal
>Special 1: Black Future
>Special 2: Outer Isolation
>Super Combo: Terminal Redux
>Finisher: Gojira - Magma
>Taunt: "Looks like Dimension Hatross to me."
>>65415607
Check out Chthe'ilist if you haven't already. I find them superior to everything that Sulphur has done.
Sulphur really tries but somehow it doesn't click yet (atleast with me). Both albums are just walls of undiscernible sound.
>>65415735
i hope you get fucking cancer in your ass
>>65415143
>Name: Ross Dolan
>Fighting Style: Stepping on the Angels
>Special 1: The Purge
>Special 2: Swarm Of Terror
>Super Combo: Burn With Jesus
>Finisher: Into Everlasting Fire
>Taunt: "How foolish are they"
>>65415596
>Name: Kerry King
>Fighting Style: Very Fast Tickling
>Special 1: A blast of fuzz
>Special 2: A blast of crunch
>Supercombo: A protracted one that started in the 80s and has no end in sight, sadly
>Finisher: Playing guitar
>Taunt: borderline non-verbal grunting
No, I am doing this meme right. Shut up.
>>65415770
Thanks anon, never heard of them but giving them a listen
>>65415850
i guess ill go with kerry
When I'm in need or RIFFS I usually tend to fall back on Suicidal Angels.
I understand that they aren't exactly the most noteworthy thrash band of all time, but I find them really good, they have lovely cover arts and an okay mascot; and I wonder why we don't circlejerk them more often.
>>65415607
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>65415920
VERY high meme potential, all those faces are ripe for the memeing.
>>65415920
theyre pretty ok
Holy fugg this is catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7HunbrSuwI
>>65415950
I disagree, none of them are quite goofy enough
YOU HAVE BEING VISITED BY THE SPOOKY WAR SKELETAR MAN
POST 'GOOD KRIEG COMRADE' AND EBIN THRASHY RIFFS WILL COME TO YOU
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG COMRADE
>>65415920
this guy
what the fuck is happening itt
>Name: Tomas Lindberg
>Fighting Style: Ruining death metal
>Special 1: Using shotgun samples
>Special 2: Slowing down thrash riffs
>Super Combo: Slaughter of the Soul
>Finisher: Influencing mallcore
>Taunt: "...GO"
>>65416031
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65416031
>RRMMMPHHPHPHPHPHH
>>65415143
Name: Blakkheim
>Fighting Style: Life Eater
>Special 1: A Hurricane of Rotten Air
>Special 2: Out from the Dark
>Super Combo: Rider on the Bonez
>Finisher: All Onboard the Perdition Hearze!
>Taunt: Do I look like God to you?
Blyat
>solo goes where?!?!
>ywn be a skeleton that gets called up to do album covers
>>65415992
>>65416017
>>65416066
Not cutting out the best skelly's hero.
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG COMRADE
>>65416087
>blyat
>ywn a pixelated skeletar spoopy reds to death
>>65415143
>Name: /metal/
>Fighting Style: Neverending Shitposting
>Special 1: Ft. Vektor "Magma" Roots
>Special 2: Turning Ecerything Into A Meme
>Super Combo: Cuckposting
>Finisher: Slavposting
>Taunt: We like it like this"
Americans keep making this thread a fucking memehole.
Euro/metal/ is the only time this general doesn't suck all the fucking cocks.
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG COMRADE
>>65415992
>>65416017
>>65416066
>>65416106
>>65416129
>loud rattling in the back
>new opeth this year
>>65416172
I rather like it like this
This one looks familiar
>>65416183
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG KAMERAT
>>65416184
>new Virus
>new Disillusion
>new Totenmond
>new Vision Bleak
>new Morbid Angel
>all of them THIS YEAR
>>65415992
GOOD BLYAT KAMRAT SERGEY A NUUUU
>>65416205
Then you're part of the problem.
>TFW CAN'T WAKE UP
>>65416278
saved
>>65415607
Graveyard from Spain.
Better Lovecraft Death than SA.
>>65415143
>Name: James "the Table" Hetfield
>Fighting Style: Kill 'em All
>Special 1: Whiplash
>Special 2: Seek and Destroy
>Super Combo: Creeping Death
>Finisher: YEEEAAAAH
>Taunt: "GIMME FUEL GIMME DABADJABAZAI"
Exactly 2 minutes and 56 seconds after someone posted Suicidal Angels they turned into a meme, you guys are fucking ridiculous.
>>65416470
'ok'
>>65415143
>Name: Björn "Speed" Strid
>Fighting Style: Jesseposting
>Special 1: Winds of Creation
>Special 2: Incurso
>Super Combo: Quiet World
>Finisher: Terminal Redux
>Taunt: "Only memes can fill this void inside of me!"
>>65415143
>>65415343
>>65415835
>>65415850
>>65416075
i actually like this meme. good job.
>>65416470
Are you talking to me?
>>65416512
Winds Of Creation is still a meme?
>>65416559
nahui blyat
>mfw i'm too late
>>65416559
CYKA
>>65415143
Name: Devin Townsend
Fighting Style: Deadhead
Special 1: Velvet Kevorkian
Special 2: Triumph
Super Combo: WE CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YO
Finisher: Planet Smasher
Taunt: YOU BASTARD
This thread is reaching dangerous meme levels. You guys better start a meaningful discussion or else memepocalypse cometh.
>Name: Hunter "Triple H" Hunt-Hendrix
>Fighting Style: Transcendental wrestling
>Special 1: Renihilation
>Special 2: Sun of Light
>Super Combo: The Haptic Void
>Finisher: AAYYYYYYY
>Taunt: "Soon the ADHD kids will quiet down respectfully"
>>65416747
Bring it on
>>65416756
>>Taunt: "Soon the ADHD kids will quiet down respectfully"
modern shakespeare
>>65416756
>Fighting Style: Transcendental wrestling
>>65416747
>Memeopocalypse
BRING IT ON
>>65416747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
I WORK ALL WEEK AND GIVE YOU THE CHECK
WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER THIS PLACE IS A WRECK
>>65415143
>Name: Mikael Stanne
>Fighting Style: Mind Matters
>Special 1: Zodijackyl Light
>Special 2: Freecard
>Super Combo: Insanity's Crescendo
>Finisher: The Particle Storm
>Taunt: "PUNISH MY HEAVEN"
>>65416747
That's what we're aiming for
>>65416806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=827SjYdZBxg
GET OF YOUR ASS
AND MAKE ME SOME
F O O D
O
O
D
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65416894
i like haruhi
lovely thread
>>65416927
does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid tho?
>>65416973
It, it does
>>65417004
where is he
>>65415143
>Name: Nick Holmes
>Fighting Style: Deadly Inner Sense
>Special 1: Elusive Cure
>Special 2: Colossal Rains
>Super Combo: Redshift
>Finisher: The Glorious End
>Taunt: "Say just words to me"
>>65417047
I'm here
>>65417047
In your guts
HISTORICAL
>Name: Ludovic "La Sale Famine de Valfunde"
>Fighting Style: Fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel
>Special 1: Moins trente degrés Celsius
>Special 2: Hooligan Black Metal
>Super Combo: Macabre transcendance
>Finisher: La fin del secle
>Taunt: "Yes, I make N.S.B.M: National Satanist Black Metal. And the only version of NS that suits me is this one"
>>65417103
you went too far
>>65417065
>>65417121
Is that the guy from Disturbed?
>>65417165
It's Bjorn "Speed" Strid
DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME?
>>65417165
>KPN Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65417165
That's Bjorn "Speed' Strid
>>65415045
>band doesn't use at least 7 string guitars
>>65417280
please let this happen
>>65417165
>That's Bjorn "Speed' Strid
>>65417253
>>65417280
>>65417295
>>65417359
It's clearly Devin Townsend from Meshuggah
Black metal sucks
>>65417397
That's Bjorn "Speed' Strid
>>65417397
Definitely Kerry 'Burger' King
>>65417397
Ugh? It's clearly Kerry King
We're the best band and we're super cool \m/
>>65417476
Ugh?
THRASH IS THE RULE
RIP Jeff
JUST
>>65417528
u talkin to me?
CIRCLE OF THE TY-
UH
>you know what dude, you look like a schmuck
what did he means by this?
EMILY
this band is so underrated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yru-g6Qxj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boS6tFX7-kQ
![Varg-Vikernes_holding-mace[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Oa5sdI.jpg "Varg-Vikernes_holding-mace[1].jpg")
>>65415143
>Name: Louis "Kristian 'Varg "Count Grishnack"' Vikernes" Cachet
>Fighting style: The Casual Viking
>Special 1: Spell of Destruction
>Special 2: Church Burner
>Super Combo: Circumambulation of the Transcendental Pillar of Singularity
>Finisher: Lamp
>Taunt: This is huh, wow. GRARARARA
>>65417695
That black metal
S
U
C
K
S
>>65417742
That's Bjorn "Speed' Strid
Do one for Fenriz
>>65416794
>Memeopocalypse
Here you go lad, enjoy your seizure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFRUho8Nqo
>>65417993
Groovy
>tfw no metal scene in your town
>>65418260
>tfw trying to put something together
This is it lads
I don't want to be 40 years old wishing I was in a band.
>>65418260
>tfw your metal scene is entirely shitty metalcore and thrash bands
What does /metal/ think of this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshPwtBbXFw
new album when?
>>65418421
Long and overblown. Dio-Sabbath was at it's best on songs like Turn Up The Night and Wishing Well.
>>65418428
Hopefully never
![a3827981076_10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uOWUunq.jpg "a3827981076_10[1].jpg")
Damn this Cadaveric Fumes EP is some dank shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcRv92uh3BI
>>65418428
THALL
>>65418441
What about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLgHhba_Jb8
>>65418485
>>65418515
Also good because that's a great riff
Well it's official
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ipYoS7tcE
>>65418708
>Machine Head
>Phil Anselmo
>Relevant
What year is it
>>65418543
>>65418708
Why is Robb Flynn such a cuck
also
>metal review channels
>>65418724
1995 apparently with all this retro bullshit coming out
What do you guys think of doom metal? I'm currently thinking of starting a doom metal band as there is none in my region. Does it make sense or is that genre dead? Thought about something similar to Type o Negative without that ex-girlfriend lyrics and their goth elements.
>>65415143
>Name: Dino "Morbid Obesity" Cazares
>Fighting Style: Smasher/Devourer
>Special 1: Self Diet Resistor
>Special 2: Bite the Hand That Bleeds
>Super Combo: Body Hammer
>Finisher: God Eater
>Taunt: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FOOD"
Is there something this man can't do?
>>65419328
Make good music
Yellow goat is best goat
Has anyone noticed that the Bathory goat's eyes are crooked?
>>65419164
>writing songs in a certain style of music because no-one else in your area does
write music because you love it, not because there's a gap in the market.
>>65419787
ITT: Draw your favorite album on MS paint
>someone draw Terminal Redux
>>65419812
shut the fuck up
>>65419812
>>65415580
Weeb sludgewave when????!!
>>65419303
kek
>>65419968
Mercy Man is my favorite Melissa band.
>>65420093
Reeks of quality
>>65419787
kek
>>65419812
here you go senpai, before you posted it
>>65419532
I love BATLORD
What band has the best instrumentals?
Hi, I'm fairly new to metal but I'm just wondering. What does /mu/ think of folk metal? Korpiklaani, Amon Amarth, Finntroll, Ensiferum, etc. Is it dead? Is it the Neckbeard subgenre of metal? I've really been digging it lately. Any recs?
>>65415045
What does /metal/ think of folk metal? Korpiklaani, Amon Amarth, Finntroll, Ensiferum, etc.
Is it dead? Is it the Neckbeard subgenre of metal?
>>65420593
You faggot go copy someone else's post you jabroni whigger
>>65420593
Check out Raziel's list of folk metal in the archive. He made an entire thread dumping tons of stuff + recs.
>>65420775
>Make shitty melodeath
>put some traditional instruments in it
>sell it to shitskins and permavirgin white kids who're proud of the heritage their an embarrassment to
Not a bad gimmick desu
>>65420775
Bretty gud, i enjoy it atleast. Don't really care much for their views or what they sing about as long as the music sounds good.
i thought korpiklaani was that ridiculous novelty band that made songs about vodka and ironically covered non-metal songs
god i fucking hate that shit. i have a neckbeard friend who's always playing that fucking vodka song and grinning away like an idiot. the joke never seems to wear thin. god it must be such a nice easy life being a simpleton
>>65421003
DRINKING IS GOOD FOR YOU
>>65420593
>Any recs?
Melechesh
Myrath
Aeternam
t. Aladdin
fucking why
>>65421236
>Myrath
I could have gone to the fucking grave never knowing his existed, and I would have been much happier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM1d7C8aOWk
>>65421557
link
>>65421557
vektor
>>65421639
terminal
>>65419787
>>65419812
my fav album
>album is called TERMINAL redux
>it finally killed this general
mftf?
>>65421742
Gojira - Magma
>album still not released
>already a meme
>>65421779
>We have some Pantera-ish kind of riffs, which is kind of new for us
>>65419812
This wasn't very exciting to draw.
>>65419787
>>65419968
>>65420093
>>65420208
>>65421714
>>65421837
>tfw bought the meme album
would i be crazy if i said that this is as good as Leprosy?
>>65422001
should have gotten the bobblehead
>>65422022
i thought you were joking...
>>65422091
the skeletons look retarded
>>65422091
NO
FUCKING
WAY
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG COMRADE
Whatcha listenin' to son?
What's /mel/ listening to?
>>65422494
>>65422495
vektor ft bjork
>>65422495
E D G Y
D
G
Y
>this thread
>>65418724
Phil is still relevant, the latest Down eps have been pretty well received
>>65422796
>this post
this is top-tier fun tech death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9VHIhOXjg
Anyone here having troubles with registering for Dark-World? The SMS never comes through even when I use a disposable service based in Eastern Europe
>>65419812
hard to pick a favorite album but here's a 10/10 album with 10/10 cover art drawn with 0/10 ms paint skills
quality
>>65423119
not bad
>>65422981
Links work if you change some browser options, check the archive.
New Nails leaked, who got a link?
>>65422975
>rap metal
dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmk_IEh9QdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9vzl0obrQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZi3q9asjLw
>>65423162
I see one on soulseek, if it's legit I'll link you a mega or something
Another Saturday night spent shitposting and eating dry cereal straight out the box
Meal for this feel?
>>65423553
Oh dude please, fuck yea
>>65421652
RE DUCKS
>>65423591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N12vi23iQ4Q&list=PLoQwCW_Y6o53k5UGI6LNFBrU7vLMeNkXE
>>65423591
Are there any bad behemoth albums?
![jonne_jarvela_by_red_szajn-d9fmzgm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/coGVFAK.jpg "jonne_jarvela_by_red_szajn-d9fmzgm[1].jpg")
>>65421122
NOW YOU ARE UNCONSTRAINED
>>65424491
all of them.
>>65420775
Finntroll and Ensiferum are top, Amon aren't folk at all tho
>>65424491
>Liking Pseuds: The Band
Remember, they made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wR5hMGEr8
![morgoth-odium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPdEEZU.jpg "morgoth-odium[1].jpg")
>>65424666
check'd
Who got the new Nails
/metal/ is dead. at last. i am free.
Lyric videos are so fucking cringy.
>>65420775
This is folk metal, not your party garbage
https://skuggsja.bandcamp.com/album/a-piece-for-mind-mirror
post good cover art
>>65425873
vektor
>>65415992
GOOD KRIEG COMRADE
is vektor still a meme?
>>65426443
Yes.
What are some good djent bands with growling vocals?
>>65420901
Accurate description. Hits close to home :(
>>65426532
What exactly is djent?
>>65426675
tech prog? usually instrumental?
>>65426532
boo's the discovery, corelia
>>65422495
Pretty sure that exact same head in a microwave jpeg was used in a shitty flash game
Bumping this band because they're underrated as fuck and this song rips earths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F4AxZ0itn8
>>65426532
>good djent
Nice oxymoron
>>65427055
I don't do drugs, scum
How come no one's heard of this band? If you like arghoslent, you'll like them too.
Thanks to whoever posted this band earlier today. The new remaster of related link is incredible. Lot of unreleased material too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuiMsejpKc
>>65426532
>with growling vocals
None. Djent is so clean and pussified that any attempts at being heavy come off as faux-aggressive, yes that includes Meshuggah too.
>>65427036
Hey this is pretty nice
>>65427131
>implying i haven't heard of this band
apparently they're writing a new ep right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZvkr7_Tf8
>>65421236
if you like those bands you'd certainly like this
>>65415143
>Name: Mikael Akerfeldt
>Fighting Style: Slither
>Special 1: To Rid The Disease
>Special 2: Weakness
>Super Combo: The Twilight is My Robe
>Finisher: To Bid You Farewell
>Taunt: Voice of Treason
>>65427265
isn't that from into the brazen bull?
>>65427326
it is, i was just posting one of my favourite tracks. they made the announcement on facebook
for the anon that wanted new Nails, here's a CD rip
https://www.mediafire.com/?cy005olqyaqxw92
>>65427350
Do you know any more bands with a similar sound? I've only found this one and Arghoslent so far.
Post a better Death Metal song than this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN5tZ_X0dSo
>protip: you can't
