http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/06/taylor-swift-calvin-harris-break-up
Thoughts?
>>65352316
Who cares get this pop gossip bullshit off my board.
That dude can literally date most models no problem. Why settle for an overdramatic whiny tween star
>>65352316
I couldnt care less.
>>65352316
This happens every week
She finds a man
Makes him sign a non-disclosure contract
He thinks "wow I get to date this Aryan goddess? I'm so lucky"
She purposefully does antagonistic things to drive him crazy
He finally can't take her abuse anymore and breaks up with her
She acts like a victim to the media
Writes songs about how mean boys are
teen girls everywhere give her millions
she should try hooking with a black guy for a change
New album when
>>65352372
No straight black man wants a woman with the ass of a little boy.
>>65352419
gay blaccs do
>>65352316
stop posting the taylors ass its disgusting
>>65352419
There's literally no ass..Is there some no-ass medical condition or something?
>>65352427
>I don't know how to read a single sentence post
What is wrong with her? Why do guys keep dumping her?
>>65352316
Why can't she keep her men happy?
>>65352450
wanna fite lil bitch
ill fuck you up
i heard taylor has stanky vayjay cheese
>>65352316
>that posture
>>65352337
yeah, only thing she's got going for her is that she's famous
>>65352436
I honestly don't get the deal anon make over her bro. I don't use that "test" meme all that much but if any anon really thinks the body in OPs pic is hot shit then all bullshit aside they might seriously be low test. Because that is the ass of a little boy and I'm not even exaggerating.
>>65352462
They find out she's a man
>>65352436
and you have a huge ass you estrogenic fat fuck
>>65352505
I have no idea, bet it's like grabbing a little bit of fat then bone.
>>65352567
Where did that come from?
I would give anything to date Swift and then dump her.
>>65352512
my dream come true
>>65352567
>tfw you will never have a thicc feminine ass but Brandon gets one for free while he jerks it to a memewaifu
why even live
>>65352624
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff her bike seat
>>65352316
I thought she already broke up with him for going to a happy ending massage parlor
ps where's her ass
>>65352316
Please get the fuck out.
>>65352640
honestly if brandon has a nice enough ass i'd just do him no homo
>>65352663
>no homo
pleb
>>65352624
>implying you could spin the story publicly better than her PR team
if she really wanted to she'd spin it as her dumping you and alluding to you being possibly abusive during that time with just enough subtlety and doubt to avoid actual libelous or slander lawsuits from you. she is a jackal and she has a whole team of professional jackals behind her. this chick is a business. you'd get steamrolled.
>>65352661
Sorry for invading your pop-free safe-space
>>65352316
thats my chance!
all signs points to her being the problem, she must be a retardedly huge cunt
>will never be sub to a dominatrix tay
she's a closeted lesbian, I can't believe people have such bad gaydars here
isnt that the underwear guy
>>65352726
Mine went off the charts when I read your comment
>>65352756
weeeew
>>65352726
only gays have good gaydars m8.
it's not shit we usually look for so it makes sense that we are shit at seeing it.
>>65352361
youre going too deep anon, they just fucked for a while and got millions
>>65352756
oh you
>>65352316
her posture is fucked
>>65352726
w8ing 4 the taip br0
Just go public with your love for Karlie already
When will she fuck Kanye though.
>>65352316
Who the fuck listens to music in the grocery store!
>>65352862
this is tay swift we're talking about..
She has a game plan. Kanye is going to get cucked
>>65352890
taylorXkim tape then
>>65352316
surely she broke up with him? y'know like she did with the last 20 boyfriends or so
>>65352885
literally everyone?
>>65352890
i just want her to be BLACKED, man
is that too much to ask?
I don't think anyone has lasted half a year with her. How is that even possible.
The fact that any of you faggots give two shits about the personal life of a mediocre popstar speaks volumes to the quality of this board. That is to say, this board has become garbage because of you poptimist fucktards, who would rather bring down the discourse to your shitty pleb level instead of actually expanding your taste.
>>65352957
well her and Calvin did so there you go
>>65352955
Why? So you can post b8 threads about it on /mu/ and /tv/?
Get a life, man.
>>65352967
Guess I'm not caught up with my Taytay facts. Is he the only one?
>>65352963
keep bitching, there's nothing you can do about it :)
>>65352957
She's a controlling diva. So there definitely something pathological behind it.
At the very least she's a narcissist I'd say.
>>65352974
because it's so hot
>>65352963
Go to /lit/ if you want decent taste. The median age of this board is 16. It's a garbage board with garbage taste and should be treated as such.
You board policing lame.
>>65353017
>Go to /lit/ if you want decent taste
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>>65353017
>/lit/
>decent taste
oh summer child
>>65352963
>actually expanding your taste.
Just because I like Taylor doesn't I don't also like 'good' music. They're not mutually exclusive.
>>65353031
>>65353033
They have comparatively decent taste to this garbage board, yes.
And I'm in no way "summer". I'm an oldfag with a better taste in lit than most of the posters over there. But that still doesn't change the fact that the overall taste there is clearly better than here. It isn't even a point of debate.
>>65353017
>>65353092
>Go to /lit/ if you want decent taste.
>>65353092
>But that still doesn't change the fact that the overall taste there is clearly better than here.
Except among all the shit here you can actually find people who know what they're talking about esp. when it comes to Jazz or Classical.
You can't have any meaningful discussion on /lit/ because classic literature is either only meme'd on by people who are scared of it or sucked off by pathetic dilettantes.
>>65353092
Very fedorable response friend. You probably have a 140 IQ and are in Mensa as well.
>>65352981
Keep being objectively inferior, worm.
>>65352334
/thread
>>65353148
Very insecure response friend. You probably should have been aborted.
>I got love for you if you were born in the 80s
the lying cunt
>tfw you're so out of touch that single is the only thing you know calvin harris for
>tfw this lame joke is like 10 years too late
>tfw can't kill self because survival instincts too strong
i'm sorry for my post
>>65353358
Friend you already are an abortion.
>>65352334
thanks bro
>>65353509
At least my mother opted for the clinic as opposed to the dumpster on prom-night, but hey, we can't all be worth minimal effort. You're a special sort of garbage, champ.
>>65353538
That was so autismal lmao, you're obviously assblasted. Go away human vermin.
>>65353567
Ah yes, the autism meme forgive me if I don't stand in awe of the originality of that old gem.
>>65353598
Because abortion insults are soo original.
>>65353618
A cut above a well-worn buzzword that has been bandied about so much that it's lost all meaning, but of course you didn't think of that before you spewed your kneejerk response. I imagine this is nothing new for you though, you don't strike me of the type that thinks very often, or at all, for that matter.
>>65353632
Trying way too hard there buddy. Nope, abortion shit is the oldest trick in the book, way older than any memeword. It's even lazier. Oh wow, he called me dumb, the horror! Funny guy, though I have to leave your sophomoric ass, so, good day.
>>65352974
>4 chan poster telling another 4 chan poster to get a life
Hm, imagine that.
15 months is a long time...a VERY VERY VERY long time by Taylor Swift standards
>>65353665
Now the tryhard meme, another sign of an insecure faggot. I'd say I'll miss your company but I think I prefer solitude to experiencing the human personification of banality. Try to resist the urge to relieve yourself of the burden of your pathetic existence. Or don't.
>>65353506
i only knew him because of that song and couldn't believe it was the same guy when i heard the shit he had on the radio.
you'll be ok, anon. it's all an illusion.
thread reported. How the fuck did the janitors allow this shit to continue until now? What does this has to do with music?
>>65353816
>thread reported
lel
>>65353816
It's music related dickwad.
>>65352644
you got some problems brah
>>65352316
sod off you cunt
>>65352840
theres like 4 dudes on this crow
>>65352316
Yay a new song
>>65352316
with any luck, this breakup will lead her to suicide
>>65352334
>Who cares
I care because I am going to marry taytay
>>65352361
[Blank space]
>>65352372
keep dreaming Django
>>65355086
Enjoy negative ass
This isn't just low test
this is advanced low test
wasn't tay tay a slit licker?
Maybe she needs Max Martin to produce her love life too.
>>65352467
because she doesn't have sex since she's /pure/
>>65352436
she's been taking an experimental drug called noasital
>>65352337
Liked her for other reasons?
>>65352316
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yyyyyYes !!! Wait for me Taylor, i want you.
>>65352316
memes the relationship
all it´s missing is cucking calvin with drake
>>65353816
because it's about two of the most famous musicians in the world?
>>65352361
nice facebook post anon you show em!
>>65352963
>mediocre
>>65352316
That's such a shopped pic. Her tits aren't that big.
now we're just like /tv/
dark days for this place
>>65356340
Dad why are you posting on 4chan arent you at work
She's probably insufferable to be around.
Any girl that grew up browsing /b/ can't not have a personality disorder.
>>65359697
Currently in the cuckshed, son. Your mom doesn't like me being around when she's fucking Jamal.
>>65359755
Found her to be super creepy/autistic on the Graham Norton Show. Or maybe she's just too young to follow a conversation about anything that's not in her life.
>>65359755
kek this
Id still smash the shit out of her vag
>>65359890
But Graham Norton is super creepy, he's a Gay.
