Who's opinion is worth less? Pitchfork's, Theneedledrop's, or Scaruffi?
>>65306026
>This guy went to prom and I didn't
I guess I really am an ultra loser.
>>65306026
O shit, i hope that kid dies
Pitchfork because they are a corporate entity with a money trail the length of the Nile River.
>>65306026
Pitchfork because they review the public image of the musician rather than their music. They shouldn't even be considered a music criticism website, they're more of an indie gossip column
Are there any others?
>>65306063
I was just about to post this :^(
Whatever, GFs are for normies anyway LOL what a bunch of DWEEBS
>>65306068
Don't be a bitter loser
>a single reviewer being more important than an entire web site full of credited reviewers with degrees in music and music theory
>>65307039
>degrees in music and music theory
Yes I would like fries with that.
fandango > p4k > scaruffi
Scaruffi is literally a retarded autist, Pitchfork is a business operated by paid shills, and Fantano is also a retarded autist but at least he has a sense of humor and can admit his own biases
>>65307039
Scaruffi is a patrician though. He has almost 100% rating in Fluid Patrice (fP). Pitchfork are a bunch of cucks man. They let music die and replaced it with hype and hollow acclaim. God bless Scaruffi and his forefather Lester Bangs, the greatest to walk the Earth.
>>65306026
All opinions are equally meaningless
>>65307039
>p4k
>degrees in music and music theory
name me 3 p4k writers with music degrees
>>65307081
nah, Lester Bangs could actually write interesting pieces, unlike Scaruffi. that's all a music critic's worth, anyway
Scaruffi is autismo but straight at the core.
Fantano comes second because he isn't as much of an expert as Scaruffi.
P4F is dumb libcuck ultra nigger trans ladyboy shilling FUCKING WHITE MALE industry plant indie rock shitty trap and rap (plus every other buzzword possible) base.
>>65306063
girls today are priding themselves on not needing a man so why shouldnt you do the same toward them? You dont need them, unless they want you than its okay, no need for any other effort.
>>65307039
Damn, that sounds like a good idea. Someone should make a web site like that.
Scaruffi > Fantano >>> p4k
its a tie
>>65306063
they like the worst guys
i'm glad ima an worst too
>>65306076
this is the correct answer
at least with fantano and scaruffi you're getting a legitimate opinion formed by a real human being.
Who needs prom when you have corn?
Pitchfork
scruffy
>>65306026
this kid is dead right did someone kill him yet?
>>65307926
Kind reminder that there are still people on this website who believe Pitchfork is fair and think Young Thug is patrician.
>>65306026
- Fantano are now internet-wise more influential, in the effect butterfly talk in the internet space. Despite he being an faggot atheist cringeworth white fat vega guy (gay).
- Pitchfork are faggot zine, made of LGBTs and SJWs and posers sellouts. But they're claimme them as the most trusted voice in the internets. A bad review from them don't actually hurts BIG ARTISTS like Drake or Justin Bieber but a good review from them helps small artists like happened with Arcade Fire and Young Thug, they can create an internet myth or a meme like Kanye West. They reverberates memes back to back. Zoe Camp is the emboidement of the Pitchfork right now.
- Scaruffi is an honest guy, inteligent unbiased. But...
- TinyMixtapes = Memes.
>>65307926
why the fuck is mediocrity like future being pushed by these hacks
>>65308032
sounds like you're projecting there, buddy
>>65306063
she'll end up cucking him so its ok
>>65308035
p4k been trash since day one https://web.archive.org/web/20000307192510/http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/f/flaming-lips/soft-bulletin.shtml
Scaruffi
>>65306063
Prom is overrated.
I went and barely anyone dances. And everyone else just stands around and talks.
Pitchfork is a multi million dollar ad sales network that does nothing for obscure music unless it is right outside their front door, or if it's an artist whose PR firm is one that they are cozy with. They deliberately keep the artists down that they "discover", control them, and give them a 5.0 when they decide their carreer is over. Meanwhile, P4K made about $150 grand in ad sales to Lexus, Miller Coors, and Topman while said band was a hot news item on his page. Do the bands see any of that ad money? Fuck no. They make shit. Ryan Schreiber's condo costs $722.000. And Pitchfork wants to talk to us about " indie" and "diy".
The other two guys aspire to be what shitfork is, so it's a tie.
>>65308146
yep
>>65306026
read "The Critic As Artist" by Oscar Wilde
tldr they are all shit
Scaruffi is all around patrician and is usually honest
Fantano panders to /mu/, "memers", and people that don't like thinking for themselves
p4k panders to hipsters and what is "mainstream" for hipster/millennial culture.
Ultimately, you shouldn't need reviews at all. But most people do because they need confirmation bias to enjoy things.
