If John Coltrane was a trance artist
he would be John Coltrance
poor meme
If Miles Davis lived in Australia he would be Kilometres Davis
if Kurt Cobain was drugs he'd be Kurt Cocaine
If Ornette Coleman worked in a mine he would be Ornette Coalman
If Albert Ayler were homosexual he would still be called Albert Ayler because sexual orientation doesn't affect one's name.
>>65285436
damn...
If Terry Riley worked at a berry farm his name would be Berry Ripely
>>65285277
This one is pretty good
>>65285436
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>>65285436
i see what you did there
If Sun Ra lived 4.37 light years away he would be called Alpha Centauri Ra
If Louis Armstrong didn't have to lift his trumpet all the time he would be called Louis Armweak and wouldn't be able to help Ornette Coalman in the mines
If Chet Baker were a baker he would be called Chet "Sir-Bakes-a-Lot" Baker
If Animal Collective got their shit together they would be Animal Union