/metal/ general: venom speedos and pink flipflops edition
old thread: >>65267538
>pastebin
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
first for kill all memery
>>65277908
I'm listening to this right now.
I give it a thumb up. Decent psychedelic doom metal with an occult twist.
https://headofthedemon.bandcamp.com/album/sathanas-trismegistos
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65277833
I'm drawing a blank.
>>65278023
Last hint ; Riffs, Police and Terror
>>65277864
less known band but still pretty big
>>65277908
is this real cover
>>65277916
they influenced a lot of rock music in general but i what i mean by "the beatles of metal" is which is the most popular metal generally liked metal band with a consistent discography
>>65278020
more liek solid cock amiritek heh
Boys
>>65278062
Consistent discography is hard to achieve in metal, but I guess Iron Maiden is a strong contender with their first 7 albums all being solid.
>>65278038
I don't know...
Anyone knows of some good oldschool death metal that has keyboards?
what metal bands come to mind when you see this image?
>>65278183
Nocturnus, I guess.
>>65278181
Terror Squad
>>65278201
Probably some really cheesy 80s USPM band.
>>65278201
that one soviet death doom album
>>65278183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lnbkALwfU
Crematory, my dude.
>>65278201
That one meme Russian doom band that used to get posted on here a lot.
>>65278201
Somebody post that fuckign slam band that sampled row row fight the power.
Now.
>>65278201
gorguts
>>65278207
Fucking bullshit.
>>65278201
KYPCK obviously
>>65278234
edit: that one soviet doom metal album made by finns
>>65278201
Leviathan - Scar Sighted
>>65278201
Cloven Hoof
>>65278130
>no Devy
>>65278339
Far left, 3 people down.
>>65278201
Let's see
>overrated by retards who justify calling something a masterpiece just because its cheesy
blind guardian, twilight force, and galneryus are the gurren lagann of metal
>>65278399
Blind Guardian is actually good though
>>65278425
lmao yeah whatever
>>65278366
for fuck's sake I looked like 3 times as well
>>65278399
T. Retarded pleb
>>65278399
Early Blind Guardian was the shit though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g97meJ4YS4o
>>65278425
>shitting on blind guardian and galneryus
>shitting on gurren lagann
You hate F U N
>>65278399
Galneryus is amazing though
>>65278130
>no bjorn "speed" strid
ROCKA ROLLA WOMAN FOR A ROCKA ROLLA MAN
YOU CAN TAKE HER IF YOU WANT IF YOU CAN
>>65278450
meant to reply to >>65278399
fugg
>>65278450
>liking fun
>>65278450
fun is for losers
>>65278450
fun is for fagbitches
>>65278450
fun is gay
>>65278450
fun isn't fun
>>65278425
not since Somewhere Far Beyond
>>65278450
fun is penis
>>65278450
>having fun
>in 2016
top pleb
>>65278450
>fun
>>65278201
What metal band is the embodiment of row row fight the powah?
Is Masters of Reality the weakest of Black Sabbath's early albums?
>>65278666
>blacked cuckbath
>>65278666
Vol. 4 is the only one that sometimes tires me but it's still a solid 8/10 imo.
>>65278666
no satan, that would be Never Say Die.
>>65278450
I had fun once. I hated it.
>>65278666
debut and vol 4 are probably the least good imo even though I love both of them.
>>65278696
>>65278690 here I assume "early Sabbath" ends with Sabotage.
>>65278450
>fun
"no"
>>65278450
>fun
>>65278666
satanic trips confirms it
metal for breakfast?
>>65278722
the debut is the best black sabbath album in my opinion
masters of reality just feels out of place for me, in general sound and the thematic of the songs
>>65278450
>F U N
>>65278450
I bet you like having fun you fucking faggot.
overrated thrash metal bands:
Coroner
Vektor
Artillery
Morbid Saint
Vio-Lence
ps: i'm always right
>>65278450
I had fun once, now I'm into Black Metal.
EVIL WOMAN DON'T PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME!
>>65278527
>>65278557
>>65278570
>>65278583
>>65278596
>>65278601
>>65278611
>>65278613
>>65278739
>>65278748
>>65278791
>>65278816
>>65278860
I bet you all fold your arms disapprovingly at every metal concert
>>65278881
Absolutely.
>>65278791
>>65278748
>>65278739
>>65278711
>>65278613
>>65278611
>>65278601
>>65278596
>>65278583
>>65278570
>>65278557
>>65278527
You fascists are literally subhuman. I would take pleasure in killing you
>>65278881
Actually I stand in the first row doing the kvlt hands at every local show, at big concerts I make moshpit kids trip by holding my leg
>>65278881
I've never even been to a concert. Not memeing by the way.
I'm angry as fuck today
>>65278201
The only thing that comes to mind is why you're bringing /a/ and /m/ memes to /metal/.
>>65278911
Fucking retard faggot suck my dick
>>65278915
special crossover event
>>65278915
the meme's grown so much in almost a decade that it's less of a board meme and more of a meme spread throughout the website meme desu senpai
remember jewt filtered everything to row row fight the powah on /b/ and /v/ declared war on the meme
dude fun lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAIRJtNYNk0
>>65279008
Does it feature bjorn spud atrd?
>>65278911
>>65278927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlPt-n8PKw
here you go guys
>>65279008
I can just imagine some fat, stinky shitface getting mad af and giving that video a thumbs down. Funny shit.
To keep it /mu/ here's more metametal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4lbOhihIZ8
>>65278234
what's the best anticommunist metal
pls no bad riffs
what's the best anticapitalist metal
pls no bad atmosphere
>>65279060
don't ask me man i didn't listen to them
This thread is blyat at best
>>65279085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CeHfz54LF8
what's the best anticapitalist anticommunist metal
pls no bad proge
does /metal/ like fun
>>65278854
Faggots:
You
>>65279147
>anticapitalist anticommunist metal
so you want national socialist metal?
what's the best bjorn speed strid
pls no bad featuring
>>65278854
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
>>65279201
yes
MANKIND IS UNKIND MAN
>>65278854
underrated thrash metal bands:
sodom
mekong delta
forbidden
heathen
defiance
>>65279230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N58FVf9Wa3A
>>65279273
>mekong, forbidden, heathen, defiance
Someone has to rate them first for them to be overrated
this is not bad tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFkMLkC7Jlc
>>65279230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQiAFRb0I0
if we make the assumption that whatever is trending in j-metal is just what was trendy in metal 3 years ago, what will be the popular j-metal in 3 years once we all get tired of babymetal?
will we see a japanese caverncore scene?
>>65278906
kvlt hands?
>>65279359
J-metal still hasn't seen an atmoshit scene
>>65279368
aka "yaoi hands"
>>65278906
That shit is only appropriate at bm shows
Is Hellboy /metal/ ?
>>65279359
the japanese are only just now discovering djent
>>65279403
I only go to BM shows
>>65279359
>will we see a japanese caverncore scene?
Not really because japan's generally not an atmoshit country, their black metal scene is almost entirely black thrash or prog black.
I don't think gookland's going to get tired of babymetal because back in 2010 people were saying babymetal was just a fad and now they're leading a new subgenre with a bunch of shitty cancerous clones already forming.
>>65278201
canada
>>65279405
Hellboy in Hell has been pretty drone doom
>>65279359
whats trendy in nipland is different from what's trendy in the west. power meal's still huge there
i've known nips who say power metal is to nipland as butt metal is to america
>>65279405
>hellboy
>boy
>not man
He's Metal alright.
>>65279519
>i've known nips who say power metal is to nipland as butt metal is to america
things that never happened
>>65279549
not by quality by any means but by popularity. a bunch of nips say that listening to entry-level nip power metal is like being american or european and listening to entry-level swedish melodeath.
>>65279540
Hell, boy, you might just be right
HEY! This is actually not bad
What are you listening to /metal/?
>4chan's /metal/ is full of weeaboos who listens to weeb metal
>2chan's /metal/ is full of westaboos who listen to western metal
wew
>>65279657
>>65279710
PERKELE
>>65279725
Amorphis has never been into /perkele/, they're more into /gibbackclay/ types I think
>>65279710
>>65279710
>>65279725
>>65279795
>>65279786
>inb4 hyperwar
>>65279725
Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9M1niqiY8
>>65279273
Defiance is pretty generic and unremarkable imo. Heathen and Mekong Delta on the other hand are absolutely amazing.
>>65279260
fucking kek'd
>>65279273
You must be American if you think Sodom is underrated
>>65278201
the background
>>65279976
Fuck I feel dumb I never realised there was a Jesterhead i the background
>>65279688
>2chan's /metal/
2chan doesn't have a music board. you're thinking of 2ch, a similar gook website. But 2ch doesn't have a /metal/ general, they have an entire board dedicated to metal. they even have an anti-babymetal general
>>65280041
>an entire board
If new album by any of these is your AOTY you are a basic false bitch with no taste
>Megadeth or Anthrax
>Vektor
>Moonsorrow
>Oranssi Pazuzu
>Schammasch
>Cult of Luna
>Haken
>Fallujah
>The Body
>Deströyer 666
>Naðra
>Abbath
>Novembre
>Myrath
>Headspace
>Circus Maximus
>Ihsahn
>Omnium Gatherum
>Amon Amarth
>Church of Misery
>Fuath
>Babymetal
>In Mourning
>Wormed
>Borknagar
>Cobalt
>Conan
>Votum
>Avantasia
>Rhapsody of Fire
>Deftones
>Chthe'ilist
>After the Burial
>Textures
>Obscura
>Slice the Cake
>ERRA
>Katatonia
>>65280092
Explain what is wrong with the new Moonsorrow and Abbath
>>65280092
Did you just list every notable release from this year?
>>65280092
>none of these are my AOTY
>violet cold was my AOTY
winner
>>65280092
Agree with most of these.
>>65280139
>release
Yeah rectal release.
>>65280041
>check out 2ch's metal board with google translate
>thread where somebody says they like babymetal
>first response is literally "die of cancer ;^)"
>>65280152
looks like some hipster metal
>>65280092
70% of them I have never heard of in my entire life.
>>65280192
ebin
>>65280200
Nice buzz word faggot
https://altarage.bandcamp.com/album/nihl
>>65280209
Even I have and I've been only really listening to metal for two years now
>>65280149
e u p h o r i c
>>65280236
I haven't been listening to /metal/ except a few select bands for 3-4 years now
>>65280234
>band members are hidden wearing robes for gimmick
>jewish letters on cover
>dubbed cassette tapes
>people in bandcamp praising it as masterpiece
so many red flags
>>65280226
P O O P
O
O
P
>>65278130
There needs to be a child photo version of this.
>>65280198
They have a slam general too.
>>65280092
shut the fuck up
>>65280311
Checked
>>65280298
give us the link to that holy land
are westerners allowed to post there or are the janitors buttclenched over there as well?
>>65280276
>caring about a band's image
>caring about an album's cover
>caring about cassettes
>caring about what people on bandcamp say
>>65280092
Time to check out Cult of Luna, Cobalt and Oranssi Pazuzu, haven't been keeping up with latest releases but those are some great artists which I thoroughly enjoy listening to :^)
>>65280336
The only way to go to 2ch is to use some archives, since the actual websites IP bans all non-jap IPs and you can't see anything.
>>65280338
>he hasn't realized that there are certain things only a certain group of musicians do who usually only make garbage gimmick music
>>65280092
>no Dream Theater
wew lad
>>65280350
I wish 4chan would ban all non-European IPs
>>65280360
Mate I just downloaded the album off Realm of Metal so I didn't even have to step foot in Bandcamp. Caring about the artist image is the stupidest thing in my book. Might as well buy vinyls and hang them on your wall for the image and never listen to them.
>>65280384
You wish this website created by an American and owned by a Japanese would ban American and Japanese posters?
>>65280384
>no more americucks
>no more strayans
>no more leafs
>no more trump
>no more /redpill/ shit
>no sjws
HNNNNG
do you guys read into meta lyrics at all? I tend to not give a shit but i'm starting to feel bad that I don't know to the lyrics to many albums I really like
>>65280455
europe is the most sjw continent, but also has a fair amount of red-pillers
>>65280336
http://awabi.2ch.sc/hrhm/
format's really strange but this is their hard rock/heavy metal board.
slam general is just brutal death metal general but all they do is circlejerk slam
you can hardly understand anything since internet translators are shit
>>65280459
I read lyrics when listening the album for the first time so it's easier to remember.
I rarely do afterwards.
>>65280459
I look up the lyrics if it's not about muh satan, war, evil etc.
what is some good metal to play along to as a double bass newbie?
>>65280459
I'll pull up the lyrics if the vocals are aggressive / brutal and read them, but I don't really tend to care about it.
>>65280459
You're not missing out. All music has shit lyrics, and metal lyrics are particularly bad. Lyrics are the genre fiction of poetry, and metal lyrics are the Twilight of lyrics.
>>65280459
>meta lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAIRJtNYNk0
>>65280483
You do realize you just proved my point don't you?
>>65280483
>europe is the most sjw continent
No it's not, stop believing memes
>>65280459
Pretty much the same with me.
Some lyrics are absolute poetry imo but for some reason I never bother to read them.
>>65280485
>open board
>use google translate
>most popular threads are just glam rock bands from the 80s
>the brutal death metal thread's on the verge of 404ing
>>65280485
>brutal death metal and slam are not the same
>>65280581
Are you implying that it's not?
Would these four albums be considered /metal/core? As in the albums that are the most (not always, most) unanimously loved here, not the genre metalcore? What else would be added to this?
>>65280613
are you?
>>65280624
>>65280624
please don't make a genre for our general
i dont want general /mu/ to listen to our precious music
>>65280459
I start to take an interest in the lyrics of an album once I've enjoyed it multiple times, and especially if a phrase in a song really jumps out at me.
I've been going through my Sylosis albums and saving lyrics into the song tags recently; they're pretty well crafted, desu
>>65280624
replace horrendous with at the heart of winter and you'll be correct
>>65280519
>it's another triggered buttmetal musician complaining about metal "elitism"
maybe if you would stop making shitty music people wouldn't hate on your band
>>65280624
i don't liek horrendous and sabbat
>I AM ALIVE INSIDE YOUR WIFE
What did he mean by this?
>>65280660
>Abbath
>/metal/core
didn't the large majority of the general think it was mediocre? Also people hate Mgla now.
>>65280514
a metronome
>>65280731
It's outdated by half a year.
>>65280718
i think you know that :^)
>>65280731
I thought the general consensus on it was "solid" not mediocre, I personally thought it was enjoyable and not like the other garbage his Norwegian peers put out by now
>>65280660
Too many short time memed to hell and back albums on here.
>>65280661
>muh sekrit club meme
>>65280694
Would it? I thought this board had a fair share of Pure Holocaust guys for that to be a thing.
>>65280708
kek
>>65280731
I think Abbath was only added because the creator anticipated it would become a meme since abbath's one of our boys.
>>65280803
you really could choose either albums because they're both dank af
>>65280781
Ihsahn is better than Abbath
>>65280803
>muh muh secret club meme meme
>We know how to spit or swallow
What did he mean by this?
>>65278130
Fred Durst wtf?
>>65280660
man this is really out dated. i know all of these albums used to be loved here at some point in time but half of them we either shit on now or and a good chunk of them never get brought up at all anymore
>>65280851
yes
>>65280890
Can't burst the Durst
>>65280878
>Produced by Devin Townsend
wew lad
>>65280897
The chart was made to just represent albums that were important in /metal/ at some point regardless lad, not to represent albums that /metal/ currently loves right now.
But yeah some of these need definitely need to go. Just the ones that were only big for a few weeks and disappeared like Sarpanitum, Mgla, and Abbath.
>>65280897
they don't get brought up because it's become impossible to have a discussion about anything somewhat popular without getting inundated with shitposts by trolls trying to piss people off
>>65280965
this. remove those three and you have a pretty good collection of /meal/'s general tastes over the few years
>>65280965
But the idea of //core is that the albums have lasted a long time with that kinda of love/praise/memeing.
>>65281008
the creator of the chart said it was just a collection of albums that were once, or still are regularly brought up in /metal/
>>65281034
With praise too.
it's funny to think that a bunch of the bands on the chart that we despise right now were once circlejerked here.
>>65280092
Haven't paid much attention to this year's releases but so far I'm safe.
>>65280092
Quality bait
What is the best album intro in /metal/ and why is it Thousand Lakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlk5cjs7OXg
>>65281266
>not Velvet Kavorkian
>>65280092
i wouldn't go as far as to name any my AOTY but nevertheless i still enjoyed listening to some on that list
>>65279657
Best hc I've ever heard
>>65278130
who is the jap girl?
>>65278234
>>65281403
murphy kalamari from the band "Exhale"
>>65281403
there are no girls
>>65281312
Who? What?
>>65281552
yes there is. the qt next to varg
Post albums that are so metal they give you wet [spoiler]eyes[/spoiler]
>>65281403
mirai
I miss SYWH.
>>65281561
HEY AH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpObUCzDKE
the enema of my enema is my enema
>>65280514
Jungle Rot
>>65281936
Do you know what an intro is?
>>65282019
how is that not an intro?
>>65281669
Paul Baloff is my spirit animal.
>>65282048
Album intro you fucking mong. Jesus Christ
Guys what do you think about !T.O.O.H!?
>>65282095
>it's the introduction to the album but it's not an album intro
>>65282095
It is an album intro though you fucking waste of sperm.
>>65280660
We def need a new list. Half the stuff on there aren't even talked about, meme worthy anymore
>>65282019
>>65282095
It's an intro with the first trrack dumbass
>>65281638
kek
>>65281934
me 2
>>65280624
Never understood /meal/ obsession with NM. They are as generic as black metal could get.
Is there a bigger talentless hack in metal? The man's a walking meme.
I wish their fellow countymen Solstafir would have split up instead, because Potentiam is actually good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW99iglDSS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YDDtq4a2VE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKOCPirzx_g
>symphonic black metal
>>65282237
he's a talented vocalist, even if you hate his music
>>65282237
>being this upset you don't know what the word 'intro' means
>>65282301
I'm not that guy, fag. This general doesn't revolve around you.
>>65282237
Garm
Varg
Dan Swano
>>65282113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLDqKVRejgg
Anybody knows this shit?
>>65280965
Both Sarpanitum & Mgla released top notch albums in 2015 though.
It's (almost) not Mgla's fault they shot through the fucking roof with EiF.
/mu/ just keeps unliking what everyone else likes.
Sarpanitum has been quite memey, I'll admit.
>>65282254
>Melodic death metal
What's the best album from this chart?
>>65282327
sure buddy whatever you say
>>65282254
>Technical Thrash
>>65282113
>>65282352
They are really popular here
>>65282386
Realm of Chaos
>>65282254
>>65282366
>>65282398
>having shit taste
>>65282386
Pestilence and Bolt Thrower
