The "bassists don't get any pussy" meme is false, r-right guys?
>>65263779
yes. If you're attractive and on stage you're getting some regardless of what you're playing.
Everybody gets pussy, but only because the guitarist has only one dick.
Usually drummers cop mad pussy as well because drums are the most masculine instrument and playing it shirtless exposing your /fit/ muscles make pussies wet.
i'd fuck colin and i am a full blown heterosexual.
yeah, nobody truly gets any pussy in bands these days
On the contrary, Female bass players get the most pussy.
>>65263857
no, you're not
>>65263857
not so full blown, my friend
>>65263880
>>65263884
samefag
>>65263779
it's false if you're in a mid 2000's emo-pop band
More like the bassist gets all the pussi amirite?
>>65263897
I don't think the site would allow you to post that fast but maybe it would, either way I don't care about printing some proof because this kind of shit is easily adulterated so here is the deal: quit being so ashamed of being a faggot.
>>65263858
>on a short tour with a band I played with about a year ago
>show up at some bar in des moines
>van is parked outside
>lead singer of band simply leaves the van's door open for like 15 minutes
>3 girls just walk in like nothing
the pussy is real if you let it happen
>>65263932
I'm not a faggot, i have a girlfriend and i have also fucked 5 girls in the past, i've only had sex with one guy in my life and that was 2 years ago
>>65264009
>i've only had sex with one guy in my life and that was 2 years ago
top kek. thanks for that, m80.
What about keyboardists? I'm in a starting band, will i get pussy?
>>65264009
>>65264009
well, then you're bi
>>65264098
Only if you lift
>>65264098
They will get wet for your finger skills
>>65264009
>I'm not a faggot
>i've only had sex with one guy in my life
If you're in a bass/drums duo band like Thunder Bolt or DFA1979 then yeah the meme is false.
>>65263864
>tfw no 6-foot-tall, bass-playing, Jewess gf
>>65264141
I was just experimenting, sure, I enjoyed it but I don't have the desire to do it again anytime soon.
>>65264269
>I enjoyed it
>still claims he's not a faggot
>>65264140
We have a very sober and concise style so i can't show off my finger skillz but only my composition/interpretation skillz, but females cant get those
>>65264331
Fuck off, not everyone can be a hundred percent heterosexual
>>65264370
Fish connery here, this young man has my full portly.
>>65264370
so you're admitting that, to some degree, you're a bisexual and not actually straight?
>>65264370
so you accept that you're not full blown hetero
there's nothing wrong with it anon
>>65264412
>>65264422
Maybe, i'm still not comfortable knowing that i might be a bi
>>65264455
don't worry, you're mother and i will still love you no matter what
>>65264422
Fish connery again, we have accepted gayfish in over the years, given it a little houseys. We appreciate your concern, but you are fundamentally wrong.
>>65264001
well..
Did you get some?
>>65264455
we can kinda tell that from your posts mate
just remember that you can't attempt to logically dictate your sexuality anon, your dick doesn't care
>>65263822
>>65264422
>>65264455
time to check the unchecked
>>65264486
let's just say, i'm not a vigin anymore ;)
>>65264487
Fish connery back. Look.. positive gayfishfolio is still gayishfofio.
>>65264491
Checkeredlikemetartan. I like you boys are growing up to tolerate your projections unto our oceaneyes.
>>65264149
>Thunder Blot
>THUNDER BOLT
>>65263779
>implying he didn't bang every single model after the fashion show was over
https://youtu.be/imwQ00Pvc9Y
Bassists get the most pussy but are the least 'braggart'. Cumunnuwh!!
>>65264747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG7H55V_4O0
>>65263779
Obviously.
>>65264820
That is a lie. Dereck got the most pussy. Nigel was essentially a loner. And stupid guy only got mongpuss.
lemmy played bass
>>65263779
false, bassists always pussy... Fat Pussy :(
source: IRL bassits & co
>>65263779
I saw Eagle Claw last night in Austin. Look them up.
The bassist absolutely got laid 4 times as hard as any other guy on that stage, and I guaran-fucking-tee it.
I always feel bad when the songwriter is overshadowed by the singer
Collin just shows up for the free food
The band I was a bassist in broke up forever last night, and I received no pussy during my tenure. I will never play bass in a band again, and not just for that reason.
>>65266210
what other reasons do you have?
>>65266266
It just fucking sucked feeling like I was the least important member of the band. I felt like no one cared about me, and I felt like I had 0 control over anything we did live or in the studio.
>>65266306
>>65264124
so is colin
