ITT: post the worst RYM 5 stars you have seen.
Jesus Christ how pathetic
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/EntropyBlob/r5.0
le avant teen meme xD
>>65192436
disgusting
>>65192385
INB4 someone posts mine.
"Hurrrr montie REM sux and so does Radiohead U 12 year old XD"
>>65192448
The biggest problem here is the fact he has that many 5 stars.
>>65192471
Go away Montie.
>>65192385
>Astral Weeks
>Loveless
>ITAOTS
>Ys
these could be five stars
>>65192488
I agree. 5 stars should only be for the best of the best.
I tend to put albums I love in my 4 and a half and albums that are super meaningful to means great in the 5s
Also dont be rude
>>65192385
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>65192448
>AMM
>Ornette Coleman
>Kevin Drumm
>Eliane Radigue
>Akio Suzuki
>Morton Feldman
I see no problem here
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/floatings/r5.0
>>65192385
How is that the worst list you've ever seen? I mean, it's full of boring canon dadrock and indie but that's pretty normal for an RYM 5.0 page.
>>65192515
>>65192495
It's literally droning Lusty negro attitudes man
>>65192534
Seems fine to me.
i can feel the butthurt from across the internet, montie
>>65192385
All of those albums are pretty good except for Loveless Song Cycle and ITAOTS
But the scruffy droning is a bit dumb
How do people even rate albums? Are they going by how much they like/dislike it?
>>65192647
I had very similar taste to scaruffi before I even knew who he was. Could be the same here.
>>65192647
People rip on me for """"droning""" p4k and it gets annoying. But I see how some people drone Piedro and P4k
>>65192663
What else could you possibly go by?
>>65192663
that's montie who started this thread about my shit after I called him a terrible writer
>>65192577
>>65192683
i don't even like Scaruffi, he's a shit writer
Holy fuck the montie samefagging is sad
>>65192722
Why would I ever make a thread about you?
Also if you think Piedro, Marcel, and myself are bad writers, please do me the honors and write a review.
>>65192714
Some people have asinine reasons for rating desu
>>65192448
holy shit this is the most pathetic taste I've ever seen
>>65192795
Yeah, come to think of it I remember coming across a review where some guy obsessed with prog was downrating hip-hop albums and demanding fans of hip-hop not rate prog albums. It was really fucking strange.
>>65192577
Are you dumb? All those albums are highly acclaimed outside of Scaruffi. It's not like he has Vampire Rodents/Double O Negative in his 5s.
The OP pic has good taste imo, as does Piero. Please kill yourself you Coldplay loving, Oasis loving child.
>>65192714
Well there are certain albums that are repetitive with shit lyrics no progression etc. That I love and vice versa, so for some people rating based on personal likes and rating based on actual musical merit are different
>>65192768
he doesnt have to be good for you to be shit. i dont have to be a burger chef to know if a burger tastes fucking horrible
Unwound fans are a bunch of retards.
>>65192471
>Someone please post my 5/5s!
>If no one post them I'll have to take off my trip and post them myself to pretend that I'm not an irrelevant shitposter!
>Please, anyone~
>>65192872
The problem I have with people who rate on musical "merit" is that they often just obfuscate bias behind some nebulous set of musical principles that don't actually exist. I mean I'll argue for hours about albums I love or hate, but at the end of the day I know that musical merit doesn't really mean a whole fuck of a lot in the grand scheme of things.
>>65192768
just go read some fucking Lester Bangs instead of spamming my shit, i don't have to prove to you that I can write better because it doesn't make you any better or worse of a writer anyway
also I have no idea why you are denying that you made this thread about me, clearly you're the pathetic one
>>65192855
>Le strawman oasis and coldplay XD
>>65192881
But writing is not food
>>65192925
I know that feel
At least they're not tful282 fans. Avoid fellerheads at all costs.
>>65192952
>but writing is not food
>what is an analogy
The autism is strong with this one.
>>65192936
This x1000000
Niggas take reviews and ratings way to seriously.
>>65192955
What's wrong with either? Both of those bands are in my backlog.
>>65192952
>le and xD to make my opponent sound dumb
How is that a strawman? You literally are a fan of coldplay and oasis.
Just accept that you have no writing talent. Seriously. I've graded 8th graders with better writing than you.
>>65192998
There's nothing wrong with them. Montie has his crew in here shitposting.
>>65192998
Do yourself a favor. Delete the fellers right now. Words can't even describe how toxic and idiotic their music and fanbase is. Save yourself some trouble and do it for christ sake
>>65192998
nothing, unwound are a good post-hardcore band
>>65192993
i don't spam your shit on /mu/
>>65193011
Did I ever say I was a huge fan of coldplay? Yes. I used to be. They got me into a lot of other music and I think they have two great Pop-rock albums.
Oasis has 2 good albums and 1 good b side album.
I like much more music than just those two bands.
>>65192998
It's just one autist that post that shit against unwound every time he gets the chance, it makes it look like it's generally disliked, but is not and you should listen to them anyway.
>>65193070
And I'm saying that the fact that you even slightly like those dands completely discredits any of your opinions when it comes to music. How hard is that to understand? It's like someone saying their favourite movie is Transformers.
>>65192952
how much of a sperglord can you be
>have no friends or future so just hang out in 4chan
>get a trip and just shitpost around so everyone hates you
everytime i see your trip you're getting all defensive and butthurt in some lame ass internet argument pal
>>65193128
>completly discredits your opinions when it comes to music.'
Liking one band constitutituting for the dismissal of a entire musical taste discredits any opinion you have.
>>65193129
I have plenty of friends. I was hanging out with them all day today
>>65193106
I was going to listen to them, I'm just curious as to what the dude's problem was with the fanbase of Unwound and Thinking Fellers. I've never taken "the fans suck" argument as a reason for not listening to a band.
One with a bunch of atmoshit, The Smiths and Madvillainy.
>>6519299
Everything after Fake Train is garbage aside from one or two songs per album.
>>65193211
I don't know what's wrong with him either, he just posts that shit everywhere.
>>65193183
>I have plenty of friends.
t. The only person in /mu/ that has friends irl apparently.
Why is so hard to understand that no one gives a shit about you?
Are you actually mad because no one posted your 5/5s?
>>65193283
>people don't give a shit about me
️Than why, when I check the archives, are there every day 40+ posts about me and why do people continue to take screenshots of my RYM and post them and get threads that hit bump limit and have people post my "dox" here every day?
If people don't give a shit, they would never respond.
Unwound fans can't name more than 10 post-hardcore albums.
>>65192385
>>65192448
i don't see the problem.
>>65193061
>Words can't even describe
But what you're actually saying is "I'm illiterate".
>>65193350
Who cares?
>>65193350
You can't even name who's your dad, lmao.
>>65192385
Count Five are pretty dope.
I'm kinda sad my 5/5's aren't here
>>65193070
If you can't understand the simplest logical fallacy there is, you honestly probably shouldn't be writing.
Montie makes me question whether my painfully average skill at writing is actually really exceptional by comparison to him. But IDK if he's retarded or just normal.
>>65193336
For what it's worth, I have no problem with you. Maybe it was a brainfart on your part.
>>65193336
You seem to be offended by these people.
Can't decide between bad shitposting and bad regular posting?
>>65193070
The thing is that you lose all credibility if you keep liking those bands. Any experienced listener would know that none of their releases are close to being listenable let alone ''good''. It just shows how basic and underdeveloped you are.
>http://rateyourmusic.com/collection/Montie_Ray/r5.0
They would love you at Pitchfork though!
>>65194494
This is patrician as fuck
>>65193183
>I was hanging out with them all day today
>>65195079
you mean the 2000s pitchfork
>>65195265
he's a faggot http://rateyourmusic.com/collection/BAYAR/r5.0
I just don't post my RYM in RYM threads anymore because I have given so many five stars I'm just embarrassed at this point. I don't feel cool or patrician at all, so I just don't even bother. Most of my ratings are 3.5-5 stars. I'd seek out albums I don't like to give more negative ratings, but that would feel weird. I can't help it, I like most of the music I listen to, because I know the kind of music I like and seek that stuff out. RYM just feels pointless to me at this point. Fuck, everything feels pointless.
>>65195541
Nah RYM is very pointless, don't worry about it. Just enjoy music, /mu/ is full of assholes
>>65195541
Maybe you should try adjusting your ratings system so there is more room for albums you like then albums you don't. It doesn't necessarily mean going full negative but you could try spacing out those albums between 2.5-5 instead of 3.5-5.
>>65195541
>http://rateyourmusic.com/list/SellMeAGod/why_i_rate__a_word_about_thee_benefits_of_a_positive_rating_model/
Monti or whatever the name seems like the person who only recently discovered music and /mu/core.
He obviously doesn't seem to understand that people already used to shit on all the artists he hates way before his time. Also, it's pointless to hate on /mu/core/old p4kcore because /mu/ moved on a long time ago, his shitposting maybe would have had a chance if this was like 2009 or 2010, but no one cares anymore.
>>65195581
>enjoy music
http://rateyourmusic.com/collection/gogisadj/r5.0
BAEYAR COME BACK!!!
>>65194893
I understand perfectly. Also I've made money off writing before.
>>65194938
I've made more money than you writing.
>>65194968
Im far from offended
>>65195079
Hey, reminder that even though pitchfork sucks it has more credibility than you will ever hope to have.
Mine desu.
>>65195881
wtf I wrote desu. Is this a new thing I haven't visited 4chan in literally months. desu. t b h
>>65195898
wh y do you wrote the stuff that you are fucking thinking????
>>65195879
>pitchfork sucks
Thanks for agreeing that your taste is mediocre at best
>>65195945
Haha benis
Im going to bed goodnight
>>65195934
why do anyone wrote the stuff that they are fucking thinking
It always amazes me that people get so pissed at Montie, his only crime is being one of the creators of the sporkcore meme. Beyond that he has done nothing wrong. "Oh, look this tripfag doesn't like my favorite avant free improv experimental jazz album! I'm going to spend my afternoon insulting someone I don't know. I mean it's not like I care about his opinion or anything. Why ignore him when I can come up with epic oasis and Coldplay related comebacks."
>>65197038
he sounds like a wanker to me
>>65197038
Put your trip Montie
>>65197038
FUCK ME MONTIE
PLEASE
>>65192385
>Nokkturnal Mortum
bretty gud
>>65193259
>bunch of atmoshit, The Smiths and Madvillainy
This guy?
http://rateyourmusic.com/collection/5thEye/r5.0
>>65197545
>The essence of music itself
Yeah that one
>>65192385
Well that nokturnal mortum album is pretty great
Wasn't there a dude who only gives five stars and his only half and one stars are Beck records?
>>65197545
>that rating scale
Uuugggghhh
holy shit who fucking cares all of this shit is so pointless
literally NOBODY cares what your opinions on which music or how you rate shit or how many 5 stars you give to things
the very fact that there are people who spend this much thought and effort into judging music is just sad
RYM is LITERALLY just for showing off your sooper kewl taste to other NEETs and posturing cancer lumps
>>65192471
>Everyone look at me! Haha poseurs amirite!
>>65195079
why did you post it? That's what the faggot wants
>>65192471
Your taste does actually belong in this thread though
>>65195689
except that fucks with the average
>>65197734
just delete ur account. rym isn't for you.
>>65193070
coldplay are overhated af
Isn't Coldplay hated too much? I mean, Violet Hill is now as great as it was.
>>65192436
the worst part is that he couldn't even pick an actually decent onkyo album and instead went with that sachiko meme that is literally just one sine wave for an hour
Jesus christ fuck this rym drama
This is why I never post my account in the threads
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/floatings/r5.0
>>65192436
wow, this one's actually bad.
really bad.
this thread is fucking pathetic
>>65199878
t. embryo
>>65199919
oh shit waddup
>>65199607
its just two autistic losers
montie and det
>>65198917
>you don't get it. I'm SUPER IMPORTANT.
what are the most patrician RYM users? I only know about AntiWarhol
>>65197038
it's so easy to tell when you take your trip off montie
>>65197038
please leave, get a fucking life dude come on
>>65200036
RNG, qwerty100, Poohkali, Gallifrey and rori
>>65200036
shut up
>>65200015
lmao
>>65200036
Boldfaure
>>65197038
>his only crime is being one of the creators of the sporkcore meme
You mean the reason /mu/ couldn't talk about anything that even dabbled in avant-garde for months?
>>65197734
https://rateyourmusic.com/~detcgb
Is this you?
>>65200066
>>65200096
all of these have basic taste, stop trolling
>>65200066
terribad taste senpai
>>65192385
That nakkinak faggot has the shittiest 5 stars ever.
>>65192448
I highly doubt he actually enjoys these albums.
i just created a rym account, the problem is I usually listen to stuff that I like all the time, my curve will be top-heavy as fuck
>>65192939
>Claiming to have great writing skills
>"and out how you are a idiot."
THAT'S OUR MONTIE!
