>favorite band
>favorite band when a girl asks
>implying i speak to girls
>REM or the Byrds
>REM or the Smiths
>>65184093
Fuck. I never noticed that I did this.
>Parquet Courts
>Arcade Fire
>Fugazi
>implying
>implying girls give a fuck about your favorite band
>Cocteau Twins
>Cocteau Twins
why lie?
>>65184139
I feel like I do this with people in general if I'm not sure about their taste in music. I'll say a band that's easier to like, and that way we're more likely to find a commonality there.
>new order
>depends on the girl
>I dont have a favorite band
>I dont have a favorite band
animal collective
i respond with a group or artist i assume she'll know about (and that i do genuinely like) so that we can have a conversation about them
i thought everyone did this
>Radiohead
>Radiohead
it's good being a radiohead fan, I can listen to patrician music without coming across like a faggot
>Current 93
>nobody ever asks me what my favorite band is
>>65184302
welcome to /mu/ I hope you're enjoying your first day!
>65184093
Damn...
>Duster
>Kinda depends on the girl I'm talking with. Mostly some indie shit they know about like Arctic Monkeys or the Shins.
>radiohead
> HAHAHAhahahahahahahahah
>Grizzly Bear
>Haim
>Fleetwood Mac
>Fleetwood Mac
>Death Grips
>Dont even finish saying Death Grips because they are already fucking me on the spot because of my uber-patrician taste in music
>band
>Bach
>Muse / Radiohead
>don't have one
>avoiding speaking about music interests at all costs
Wolf Parade
Wolf Parade
Otherwise, you're aware that your favorite band is actually garbage.
>my chemical romance
>burzum
>>65184525
kek
>Pavement
>Car Seat Headrest
I usually spout whichever group I'm at once both into and that's also blowing up at the moment. I feel like most will assume we do this because we're insecure about the stuff we're into but it's moreso along the lines of
>>65184170
I rather give a cute girl a band that's widely known but still within my range of interest and from there on in, revolve our conversation around my actual favourite bands. I'd rather ease a cute girl into that neck of the woods rather than toss her into a topic she knows little to nothing about.
>>65184687
why?
>Boris
>oh uh I haha yeah um well right y-you too I'm into all sorts of stuff like haha well what do you like?
>>65184093
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Oasis
more like
> favorite band when talking to someone who knows music
vs.
> favorite band when talking to anyone else
if anything I'm more likely to lie to a mutant than anyone else. you know I ain't saying radiohead if the other guy just told me his favorite band is fishmans
>>65184093
>The Mars Volta
>The Mars Volta
>Can
>Can
>David Bowie
>David Bowie
Huh... That actually works.
>Animal Collective
>Animal Collective
I usually lie about my taste but AnCo isn't too weird.
Pantera
Primus
>>65184472
Cuckirino
>>65184823
Since when is David Bowie a band?
>>65184754
well this is actually a thing that happenned once, a girl i know asked me what i was listening to on my headphones and i said burzum to appear more evil and goth than what the music i was actually listening to would have suggested.
>>65184093
>fav band
boris / swans atm
>when girls ask
"uuugh thats such a hard question uuuuugh cant answer that sry"
>death grips
>21 pilots or hozier
>>65184628
this
>Genesis
>Anything that isn't Genesis
>>65184093
"it's tough to say. I really enjoy" *goes on to list like 3 or 4 bands*
Is this the only non-autistic adult answer?
>implying that any of the girls that I've talked to know anything apart from top 40's and shitty EDM that plays on the radio/tv
>
>R.E.M.
>R.E.M.
>Animal Collective
>Animal Collective or Massive Attack
>Stereolab
>probably still Stereolab
>>65184407
hey thanks bud! here's your reply!
>>65185082
>be me
>ask grill If they know about Kanye West.
>"The singer?"
>>65184844
I assumed that OP meant band/artist.
>>65184832
yes they are
>>65184844
since when are you not a condescending asshole?
>>65184093
>GY!BE
>Arctic Monkeys
i mean Whatever People Say I Am and FWN are still good no matter how much /mu/ memes about them
>>65184170
are you a faggot or just that much of an autist
>Electric Wizard
>At The Drive In (I like the scene girls senpai)
>>65185503
I enjoy the Byrds and the Beatles a lot. If I'm not sure how much someone knows about music, we're more likely to be able to talk about the Beatles, so I'd say they're my favorite band. It's about saying a band that keeps the conversation going, instead of telling them about how I love a band they've never heard of, which kind of ends it right there.
(I know the Byrds aren't obscure at all, but I know a lot of people who aren't familiar with them, or if they are, only know Turn Turn Turn)
>>65184368
kek
> Deerhunter
> Muse or Snow patrol
>Arctic Monkeys
>Arctic Monkeys
fuck you
i'm more of a favourite albums kind of person
>>65185628
in any case it wouldnt hurt to keep the conversation going by showing them something of that artist they havent heard
>black keys
>black keys
Where muh rockers at
>>65185702
Though you do that by establishing an artist you both enjoy, and then saying "hey if you like x, you might like y too", not just by telling them you like artist y. That way, you can show you actually care about what they're interested in.
>Oasis
>Radiohead
>way too many to decide on one
>way too many to decide on one
>>65184590
no one has ever liked or listened to Muse.
If anyone can provide evidence to the contrary, ill cut my Balls off and eat them in a Chef's Salad of sorts.
Jim O'Rourke
Jim O'Rourke
>>65184836
Literally who
>>65185824
i like muse
>>65184093
>"yeah i like pretty much everything to be honest"
>*girls favourite band*
>>65185824
I like Muse pre-The Second Law. Seen them live twice and have the first three albums on vinyl.
>>65184093
>maudlin of the Well / Kayo Dot
>Radiohead
>>65185824
listen to Origin of Symmetry, it's surprisingly good
>>65184093
>Gorillaz
>Gorillaz
>>65184093
Radiohead/Joy Division
Radiohead/Joy Division
>>65184093
>Mercenary
>Mercenary
>Eno
>whatever the girl likes
ill say anything to smash
>animal collective or deerhunter
>animal collective or sufjan stevens
>I hate myself
>"I don't really listen to music."
P.s. nobody would ever ask "what is your favorite band" unless you were at some kind of gathering of rockists (like a show). Most people would say "Do you like Beyonce" or something.
>Algernon Cadwallader
>Algernon Cadwallader
>>65184093
My favourite band would be something like Big Black, The Melvins, Manic Street Preachers or to more contemporary names something like either Liturgy or Death Grips, but I try to play it cool when someone who isn't that much into music asks me my favourite band, so I say something like Dead Kennedys or the likes.
>>65184093
Black Sabbath
The Smiths
>>65185824
like coldplay, only edgey contrarians dislike their first 4 records
GF is a /mu/tant, so this is rarely a problem. Still, the answer is the same anyway;
>it varies, but right now I'm into [genre]
It's harder when they ask about the music I make.
>um well do you know of ambient? it's like dark ambient. but more industrial and noisy? y'know what i mean? noise as in noise music. and some other stuff heheh
>Motorpsycho
>Motorpsycho
I'm far from an alpha but what sort of pathetic cunt lies about what he likes to impress chicks?
you're better than that
>>65187227
>you're better than that
the fuck? I most certainly am not, you don't know me
>>65187227
it's never really a lie. it's just something that will be easier to make conversation about.
>Death Grips
>mgmt
>>65187284
all you have to do is tell the truth and not care about the consequences
there anon, now you're "better than that"
>brand new
>Brand new
Bitches love brand new.
>Pixies
>Oasis
Oh the cringe.
>>65187227
there is a difference between lying and finding common ground anon
"favorite band" is such an arbitrary thing anyways that changes so often (for me at least) so I'll typically answer something i like that i think they might too
>The Mars Volta
>"Oh you know, The Smiths, Joy Division, the list could go on..."
(I actually do like Joy Division though)
>Ween
>Ween
>>65187639
>Ween pre-White Pepper
>Ween post-Mollusk
>>65184093
>Wings
>The Beatles
>>65187673
If she can't make it through all of Pure Guava in one sitting she isn't worth the time
And Ween released the greatest album of all time after White Pepper so I dunno what you're talking about m8
>>65184687
lol
>butthole surfers
>the white stripes
>>65184093
>This Heat
>This Heat
>>65187740
pure guava is their best album
>Pink Floyd
>Sunflower Bean
>The Matches
>The Matches
>Radiohead/Pink Floyd/ King Crismon
>Radiohead/Pink Floyd
>>65185766
underrated
>Pink Floyd
>Pink Floyd
>bedhead
>radiohead
>>65186004
this
>MBV
>Trinidad James and the Folky Haircuts
>>65185156
Haha
> Girls or Beatles
> Beatles
ppl dk who Girls are
>deathgrips
>st Vincent
>King Crimson
>talking to girls
>not exclusively talking to qt boys
>Daniel Johnston
>Animal Collective
Girls like Animal Collective right?
>>65184093
>Fav band
Boris or Lightning Bolt
>Fav band when girl or random person asks
Foster The People, Gorrilaz or Daft Punk.
>Alex Calder
>Beach Boys
>The Avalanches
>The Avalanches
Gotta be BobbyD
VU/Astral Weeks Van Mo
good chance that theyy're up for a VU chat and if not its always worth getting people to listen to VU, never disappoints
god i look like a wrong generationer
>idk...
>uuhhhmmmm...
Death Grips
Death Cab for Cutie
>>65184093
>Favorite
BTMI!
>Favorite when people ask
Sweet Trip if shes not a pleb, Neon Indian if she is.
>Y-yeah it uh totally sounds trippy. Haha y-yeah it does sound like he was on drugs when he made it.
>Swans
>"The Swans"
>>65189222
>>65187777
checked boys
>The Velvet Underground
>never been asked
Yeezy
Yeezy
>>65184407
>/mu/ is the only place someone can hear about Radiohead
>Captain Beefheart & his magic band
>HOY HOY
>>65187899
quebec
>>65187740
The Pod was released before White Pepper. You have your dates mixed up, pal.
>>65184093
My Bloody Valentine, maybe Boards of Canada/Aphex Twin
Radiohead
>Bathory
>"Whatever's on the radio"
>>65185717
lmao
>>65188391
Try 21 pilots
>>65184093
>Slowdive
>Slowdive
>>65188391
>asking 4chan about girls
i think youre lost friend
>My Chemical Romance
>I dunno probably say I don't have a preference
>The Microphones/New Order
>New Order
Humble Pie
Sleep
(most of the girls I talk to are too stoned to figure out what the fuck Humble Pie is)
>>65190464
quebec is their magnum opus, this is an undisputed fact.
>early Modest Mouse
>Later/modern Modest Mouse
>>65188391
Showed it to my ex, she said it sounded like something from a dream. Whatever that meant.
>>65185904
>>65185985
>>65186123
>>65187136
I didn't make that post, but know y'all niggas lying.
Fuck Radiohead...I mean Muse...my bad
>>65191630
>he doesn't like plug in baby
Just say "hipster garbage."
It makes you come off as self-aware with a sense or humor. Bitches love that. If they ask further you can geek out about your fav bands and come across as authentic and genuine. It's not that hard.
>>65184093
n/a
The Smiths
>favorite band
The Beach Boys
>favorite band when a girl asks
The Beach Boys
>favorite band when a hot-ass twink with a leather daddy fetish asks
KMFDM
Red House Painters
Red House Painters
>>65184093
>Foetus
>Foetus
>Thy Catafalque/The Angelic Process
>The Angelic Process
girls like shoegaze right?
I would ask her as soon as possible what her favorite band is and work to keep her talking about herself.
>>65184771
boy do yourself a favor and just say nmh
I always tell girls that elvis is my favorite and I like to dance to him then they always say that's so cute I want to see you dance to elvis then they suck my cock tru story
>Moody Blues
>Daft Punk
>>65184093
Cryptopsy
Gentle Giant
>>65191773
That's such a normie answer to give
>>65190485
You could just say MBV.
>animal collective
>oasis
>Rush
>Pink Floyd and Radiohead
Do grills even like Radiohead? Why is everyone saying this?
>Gorillaz
>Gorillaz
>The Cure
>The Cure
>>65184093
>I don't have one
>Radiohead
>>65184836
>will the real cuck please stand up
Slightly related but my sister has the worst fucking approach to music I've ever witnessed
>Blah blah (relatively well known band)
>*condescending voice* Who?
>You've seriously never heard of (band)?
>No, they must suck
>How would you even know?
>If I haven't heard of them they must suck
>Alright I'll put on this song for you, it's actually pretty close to your tastes so I think you'll dig it
>*rolls eyes*
>*put song on for literally 5 seconds*
>no it's shit, turn it off, you only like bad music
>MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS
>Pearl Jam
My Japanese Shoegaze taste will probably not go over well haha
>atdi
>sparta
>>65188391
Girls love Daniel Johnston
>>65193261
Yea man, it's always hard to introduce music to 12 years olds.
>>65193261
This may not be the best place to rant about the tastes of adolescent females
>the Mountain Goats
>the Mountain Goats
then they say "you listen to goats?"
every time
Die antwoord
Die antwoord
Fok off
>>65193442
>>65193570
She's 20
>>65193750
Yea man, it's always hard to introduce music to retarded people
Pavement
Yo La Tengo
>>65193261
So what groups is she fucking into?
>Baroness/Death Grips
>Interpol/The Strokes
To be fair, I like all four almost equally
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails
>>65193750
Yea man, it's always hard to introduce music to women
>Fanisk
>Dead Kennedys
>>65193854
How do you like quake as a game???????
>microphones/ mount eerie
>title fight/ brand new/ Mac demarco
nirvana
korn
>>65193367
Why? If anything ATDI is better known than Sparta.
>Queens of the stone age
>Queens of the stone age/ Cage the Elephant
Depends how she's dressed.
>>65193870
Idk I don't play many vidya nowadays.
>>65184093
>Lightning bolt or Hella
>Radiohead haha :^)
>>65193830
Anything that is in the charts or has been released in the last 5 years
and even then, if it's ME recommended it, she immediately dismisses it because I mostly listen to music that's either 'too old' or 'too unpopular' which makes it shit and invalidates my entire music tastes
A couple of times she's showed me music her friends introduced her to which I tried showing her months earlier but she told me it sucked
>>65193931
So essentially no ability to think for herself just what her friends like sounds like your typical 20 year old in 2016
Blue Oyster Cult/Kings Of Leon
>Panda Bear - Person Pitch
>Britney Spears - Blackout
>Burzum/Liturgy/Gnaw Their Tongues
>Liturgy
But if she's an edgy girl I just say Gnaw Their Tongues
>Venom/Brujeria
>I'm a girl myself,and most of my friends like metal too
>>65193963
>Constantly tuned into her phone no matter what
>has like 20 different active text convos at any given time
>will answer a facetime call even mid conversation 1-on-1 and just have them in the background
>has to snapchat every single action or activity no matter how significant
>has to upload a daily Facebook selfie and change profile pictures once or twice a week
kicker is I'm 22 and nothing like this, shit seems fucking exhausting.
>>65194133
Um your sis may have a problem. My sis is older and uses social media, but nowhere as bad as that. In fact, I don't think I've met anyone that bad.
>>65194173
Literally all of her friends are exactly the same
It's just a pocket of this generation who are completely controlled by social media
>>65187153
>GF is a /mu/tant
how did you do this? how can i get one?
>>65185824
Their first few albums are good
>>65184093
>Can
>Can
I mean, it's not like she's not going to find out. My car is filled with their CDs.
>>65185824
The first 4 albums have about one album's worth of decent songs between them
>>65184093
>The Sugarcubes and Dinosaur Jr.
>Talking Heads or the above
>>65191773
are you me?
>>65187777
Fucking check those quads
>>65184093
Old: The Smiths, The Church
New: Foals, Beach Fossils
To a Girl:
Smiths, Foals
>>65185503
Finding commonality amidst discussion is something autists struggle with the most actually anon. Sounds like you should get checked out
>>65184093
>Boards of Canada
>Daft Punk
>Big Black
>Queens of the Stone Age
>>65193076
nice :)
Just asked my girlfriend this question. She said she found it attractive that I knew a lot of music she didn't and especially the fact that I listen to jazz. Get some adult taste, numales.
>>65187962
>sunflower bean
You mean diet Boris?
Don't have a favorite but;
>Strokes if they seem into indie
>Beach Boys if I don't give a shit what they think of me
>If neither previous condition, bring up the most recent mainstream record I've listened to (currently Lemonade/Dangerous Woman)
>Joy Division/Pink Floyd
>Arctic Monkeys/The Smiths
>Current 93
>leave me alone
>>65184093
>King Crimson
>O-oh I don't know, umm, i like a few bands a lot, hmmm, I-I'm not s-sure heh heh
>>65185628
The Byrds are plenty obscure, at least for anyone under 30
>>65184093
>Yes
>Pink Floyd
>>65187227
>lying to "impress" chicks
no its lying to not seem like a fucking autist
most normal people like a normal band or LIE about what their favorite band is to avoid hurr durr so obscure
>>65184093
>The Hold Steady
>Justin beaver
>Duster
>Lana Del Ray
>>65195114
And this is why so many shit bands/groups are popular
>>65188312
Fucking kek
>>65184093
>Brian Jonestown Massacre
>Deerhunter
>>65184118
you fucking beat me to my own post, how the hell
I love and hate these thread
1. because this topic is fucking stupid if you have to lie about your favorite band it probably sucks
2. gonna check out all these favorite bands thanks for recs guys
HIM
HIM
My favorite band is already girl-tier. So I don't need to lie.
>Ween
>The Wedding Present
It's the same thing sometimes.
>>65184093
>LCD Soundsystem
>LCD Soundsystem
>>65188391
I met a qt at an AnCo concert, we got a good thing going on now
>Slint
>Slint
usually just get the "Oh, I haven't heard of them before!". I have met a few people who do like Slint though.
gy!be
gy!be
>Cheap Trick
>implying
>Stereolab or Beach Boys
>Nirvana
>>65184093
Fuck off
Fuck off whore
>>65190595
My man right here
Bathory is the shit
>Rise against
>Foo Fighters (or some shit like that)
>Sonic Youth
>Sonic Youth
>Mr. Bungle
>Faith No More
>Death in June
>Franz Ferdinand
>>65184093
>I can't pick one favorite out of all the music I like
>I can't pick one favorite out of all the music I like
Is this why I don't get laid?
>Rush
>phil collins
>>65193076
Yup, this is me. Girls love it.
>>65184093
>Ground-Zero
>Ground-Zero when is she doesn't mind if you are a little weirdo
>Radiohead when is a woman of the real life
>>65193870
Quake II is one of my favorites, but it doesn't have Reznor in it.
>King Crimson
>Radiohead
>>65194242
IM never getting a cellphone
people want to say something to me, call me or say it to my fucking face
your daily bullshit is of no interest to me
>Nine Inch Nails
>Queen
>Joy Division
>Wearing Plaid Shirt
>Wearing Unknown Pleasures shirt
>Whats New Order
>End Me
Eno
probably Nirvana or some shit, girls get wet as fuck for Kurt
>Autechre
>Autechre
>>65191773
saying the word hipster is cringe
>>65193963
>So essentially no ability to think for herself
yes, just like all of /mu/
>>65193986
>Liturgy
>>65185824
they were nice when I was in middle school
>LCD Soundsystem
>LCD Soundsystem
I only date guys so
>>65201257
Yes, women want to see you show decisiveness.
>Dinosaur Jr
>The Smiths
>>65184093
>Burzum
>Burzum
>The Wonder Years
>The Wonder Years
Fag here
>>65184093
> Swans
> Swans
>Plini
>Plini
People like things they haven't heard of, it's nice to share too
