ITT: Albums we'll force the kids we have to listen to
Son, your father grew up when music was forever changed
None. I won't push my personal musica taste down on their throats.
>>65121311
This. The only thing'll be forcing down their throats is my 5" pecker.
Dead serious. If I'm ever asked what the biggest artistic trainwreck of my time was, or they say "music sounded so much better in your day than it does today", I'm showing them this.
>>65121421
desu I'd do this too
I'll request that they listen to three albums once I think they're old enough for them and those albums will be Loveless, Spiderland, and TMR.
>>65121421
>"music sounded so much better in your day than it does today"
good point. need to be prepared for that
Everything Sufjan ever wrote.
>>65121219
will you also force pictures for ants onto them
>>65121219
>>65121311
This is the only answer, people who try to make their kids like the music they like are either going to make their kid rebel hard, or even worse turn them into a wrong generationer
Banana album
My kids will become intelligent if they listen to IDM.
Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it
>>65121311
T H I S
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>>65121421
mfw the little faggot enjoys it
>>65121289
>not Negros on La Luna
>>65121219
>>65121289
>>65121849
>>65123347
>>65124176
patrician children
>having children
Plebs
This. I'll play this while the baby sleeps, and reintroduce it later in life.
![deep_purple_machine_head_640x640[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1DPB4Vt.jpg "deep_purple_machine_head_640x640[1].jpg")
Play TMR for him while hes in the womb
Dark ambient while sleeping
Various tones any other time
>>65121861
if you think kids only respond to reverse psychology, you have a horribly shallow understanding of human motivations.
ITT: nothing but shit from 199X faggots
>>65125090
the exception
>>65125090
>>65125177
your samefag is showing
>>65124979
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Dumbass nigga.
>>65121219
lol I don't want sentimental pussies for kids. show them this instead and teach them how to auto-fellate
>>65125367
and strictly this, i'm not showing them swans or pixies or something cause it might turn them into music nerds and then they'll accomplish nothing
>>65125367
Yeah, totally make them listen to an album that's aged terribly in only 6 years. It's totally gonna get better in 16 more years
Your kids are gonna wanna listen to that good shit instead. Mine sure will
>>65125803
BB1 rather, desu
>>65124967
I love that movie
I also hope they will be able to make their own tracks with some custom low-level DSP code in assembly by the time they are 7, or else daddy won't be too happy and might teach them a lesson they won't forget.
>>65121219
>forcing kids to listen to kanye
dont do that shit you dont want them to suicide
>>65125087
amazing choice senpai
During infancy I'm going to introduce them to odd time signatures and poly rhythms. Mostly mathrock, Joy of Motion by Animals as Leaders, family friendly footwork, Yes and discipline era King Crimson, some traditional african music like agbakure and gamelan. My spawn will be so ahead of the curve when it comes to rhythm they'll make the other kindergardners look like retards.
