>listen to music in airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her that i'm listening to New Order
>she asks if i've listened to joy division
>tell her "sort off"
>she kissed me on the cheek
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
means it never happened
>>65067589
Joy Division contains pussy magnetism.
hey woah i'm goin to taco bell!
woah
woah
taco bell!
woah
hey now i'm goin to taco bell!
i got some pus in my ass!
It means that she was a guide and wanted to take you by the hand.
>>65067690
I told her I couldn't feel the pleasures of a normal man and she said she just wanted to be friends
that sounds like a real thing that would happen
>listen to music in airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her that i'm listening to Animal Collective
>she asks if i'm a homosexual
>tell her "sort off"
>she opened up my throat
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
>>65067877
what did she open your throat with
>Playing a VN in the airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm playing
>tell her that i'm playing a VN
>She asks if i've played touhou project
>tell her "sort of"
>she awoos
you shitposted this picture on /int/ yesterday and yet the question stands
does yui have shit stained patsus?
>>65067966
That never happened /jp/
>listen to music at pizza place
>girl comes up to me and asks what I'm listening to
>tell her I'm listening to Death Grips
>she asks if I've listened to Guillotine
>tell her "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES"
>shes goes yah
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
>>65067966
>doesn't know the difference between a vn and a bullet hell
>>65067966
>touhou
>VN
>>65067945
A knife.
>>65067966
>Touhou
>VN
>>65067945
her cock
>>65067945
>>65068522
>>65068758
I don't get it, is it part of the animal collective song? i've never heard of this please explain
>>65068796
brothersport
>>65068796
no it's actually beck
did we have this thread yesterday? maybe i'm just too drunk to remember and i thought i posted here but didn't
>>65068375
teach her how to swim
>>65068851
I'm in her area
>>65068850
what are you talking about? this just happened today!
>>65067589
means she doesn't exist
AND I'M NOT THE KIND THAT LIKES TO TELL YOU, JUST WHAT I WANT TO DO.
>looking at records in the music store
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm looking for
>tell her that i'm trying to find Cargo- Men at work
>she asks if i've seen any The smiths albums
>tell her "kinda"
>she hugs me
no body gets in my personal bubble
>>65067589
>>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
I have never had this happen to me in my entire lifelong career of listening to music on headphones in public. What am I doing wrong? Am I just ugly?
>>65070759
probably desu
>>65070759
Same, anon
>watching to Ichigo Mashimaro in airport
>gril comes up to me and asks if I anime
>I anime
>has sex with me
wtf o_O
