Lauren Mayberry
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Has there even been a bigger slut in the music industry? I miss when bands were successful because of the music they made and not because they had some whore up on stage for people to jerk off to instead. She should be working at a strip club she has no business fronting a successful group of musicians.
>>64810958
what a bizarre, sad post.
someone tweet this at Lavren
>>64810991
OP is probably Lavren
>>64810958
LAUREN IS CUTE YOU FUCKO
AND SHE HAS MUSICAL TALENT THAT TOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64810958
I agree
She has a nice voice, that's really all that matters. Being the most adorable thing in the known universe is just a helpful bonus.
Good thread
>>64811498
Yep
>>64811203
>he doesn't know about this girls who was in the Sugarcubes once
Hello Lauren please dont mind the harassing misogynistic posts above me. Can I mail you 100 posters for you to sign? They are for a good cause.
>>64810958
Shes a plain Jane with a ton of makeup stopp jizzing all over her jesus
Shes fucking dumb as shit too.
>>64811893
damn...
>>64810958
every fat,short.awkward, losers wet dream
>>64811955
damn...
>>64811844
Sarah Blackwood is the only competition imo
>>64811894
>>64811955
Just because CHVCHES is mediocre catchy pop doesn't mean you can't appreciate Lauren's cuteness.
>>64812460
Fuck off already with this stupid shit Jesus Christ
>>64812525
>getting this mad in a shitpost thread
>>64812562
Fuck u
They are very mediocre even for synthpop. Only popular because of le qt singer. Same goes with grimes
>>64811844
Bork is too asian looking to be attractive
>>64810958
everytime I think of this band the whole brandon thing comes up in my head and I hate it. i can't even enjoy them anymore.
>>64810958
You jelly or what?
>>64813027
That sucks.
>>64810984
Hes right though
>>64813530
Damn...
>>64813018
*tips fedora*
>>64810958
why do people shit on her so much?
>>64813659
bc she reacts to it.
>>64813659
People probably dont like the music or her. That's all I can think of.
>>64813018
Racist.
>>64813764
No u
>>64813764
So wut m8?
I should really leave this bait alone but I just can't pass up the delicious misogyny in this post. I have to wonder what could have possessed you to make such a ridiculous post, but whatever the reason it made me smile. So thank you.
>>64814098
I was being completely serious
>>64814315
I'm impressed tbqh
>>64810958
I'm pretty sure you could say the same thing about every other female singer.
>>64814429
Yeah
Every now and then I look up a Chvrches video, mute it and play something decent instead while watching Lauren.
>>64813579
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Haha what a slut
What's sloser
>>64815905
Slassster
Isn't she the girl who said she doesn't want unattractive guys talking to her?
>>64814315
The one pasta of her breaking into my house and sitting in my room was the best one imo.
Can you guys post more Lauren pastas?
Not the Brandon ones pls those are awful and unfunny
>>64816408
Lauren likes to fuck her own asshole with with with with PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>64810958
thinking someone is a slut when theyre pretty non slutty means youre obsessed with sex which would make you the slut. so fuck off, slut.
>>64816408
There really isn't much.
>>64813018
????
asian women are the best
>>64817464
Loretta
>>64811203
you have spooked the gods anon
>>64817390
Agreed.
>>64813018
Are you okay anon?
>>64818292
She literally has anime eyes
>>64818438
Into
She looks like the type of woman who would be a cuckquean. Imagine you're married to her, but you're fucking different woman in bed. A hotter woman, with a more feminine body, who doesn't look like a 12 year old. And then Lauren is sitting in a chair a few feet from her own bed, just watching you two have sex. Her eyes wide and welling with tears, every once in a while you hear a soft sob.
As for her feet, she likes feeling owned. One of her favorite ways of feeling like a man's slutpet is to have her feet ejaculated on.
I want to be Lauren's little tampon baby boy
>>64819002
good effort
>>64819002
saved
>>64810958
i wonder what being her lover would be like
i think her being on tour all the time would be hard
>>64819619
I am Lauren's little tampon baby boy
AMA
>>64820862
is it hard being red?
>>64819002
hot. i want to fuck a hotter woman and then jizz on Lauren's soles.
>>64820953
It ain't easy being green
but no I generally enjoy being stained in Lauren's menstrual fluids
Bit my lip when I saw this..
this is a high quality thread
>>64821270
if you like her and the music that's cool,but this whole "joke" you've been doing is stale.
>>64823288
And
>>64823437
Thand
>>64810991
this
