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>>64797675
Second for Identikit being the best song on this album
>>64797675
what's that album
>>64797714
>>64797699
>>64797714
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>64797730
and here we go
>>64797714
Kill 'Em All - Megadeth
>favorite genres: industrial, melodeath and prog
Your gf will never be this WILD
how does that make you feel?
>>64797758
ill never have a gf anyways
>>64797758
If I want to shag a glam slut, I could just fuck my mom
>>64797763
you lucky guy
>>64797745
aesthetic as fuck
Going to see Vital Remains, what should I expect ?
>>64797801
Vital Remains
>>64797801
>>64797813
Vital Remains x2
>>64797801
vektor
>>64797813
eric :^)
>>64797801
music
>>64797801
You should go to a church and repent for your sins instead.
>>64797801
A hung black male aggressively inseminating a willing white spouse of an audience memeber
>all this vital rememing
does /metal/ remember what band made a song that said something like EM-PE.RAH.
I thought it was emperor but i cant find that bit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10189165
http://www.strawpoll.me/10189165
>>64797854
vektor
>>64797858
>no Into the Electric Castle
reported for illegal content
enjoy your ban
>>64797854
yeah, opening track of anthems to the fffffhhmionikjbn
>>64797854
it was vektor
>>64797882
this
i honestly can't get into voivod. they're waay too cheesy and dated sounding for me. what do you guys see in them?
>>64797858
>no midnight odyssey
>no rosetta
Found this in my liked videos, what do we think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLDeNbFII0
>>64797888
vektor
>>64797888
Just listen to Vektor instead
>>64797888
The cheesy dated sound, of course
>tfw i talk about all the bands i like but in reality only listen to vektor
>>64797888
poor man's vektor
>>64797888
Philippe Druillet
>vektor shills
>>64797714
new radiohead
it's boring
>>64797936
there's none, only memesters pretending to shill
>>64797936
nobody's shilling though, some butthurt faggot is just spamming them for no reason
>>64797872
hmmm
I sort of remember it being slower like EM.....PE....RAAH
>>64797946
it's radiohead
>>64797956
then maybe it's the THORNS remix of the same track
i cant wait the shitstorm when gojira releases new album
who /krakowandwarsaw/ here
>>64797946
Yeah music is only good if it's filled with loud guitars and blast beats right?
>>64797929
i don't get it. did he do album art for them? i will admit they have cool album covers and a cool logo, but unfortunately that's as far as my appreciation for them goes
>>64797989
Seeing them at Graspop in Belgium
>>64797994
Yes
>>64798001
Go wash your hair and get a job you stupid faggot
>>64797994
meme harder shitlord, it's just not a good radiohead album
>>64797995
Away's artstyle is largely inspired by his comics and so are their lyrics.
>>64797994
obviously
>>64798015
You first
>tfw never listened to a single radiohead or weezer album
come at me /mu/
>>64798040
weezer are great lad, listen to the first three albums
>>64798040
me neither
theyre probably shit anyway
>>64798054
>first three albums
don't listen to this fool, listen to weezer's first two albums and leave it at that
>>64798040
>not exclusively listening to metal
>>64798040
I will literally stretch open your asshole with my bare hands and vomit my breakfast into your stinky shithole you dumb retard
>>64798082
I enjoy some Nick Drake, Eddie Hazel and Jimi Hendrix on the side
>>64798082
>actually being this much of a pleb
Embarrassing. You need to grow up.
>>64798093
>diluting your embodiment of metal with inferior artforms
>>64798078
fight me
>>64798137
>tfw I had one of those coats for years
>>64798160
I bet you also threatened to stab people in school for listening to pop music
Babymetal - Sis. Anger
>>64797888
masterful dissonant buildup and/or interesting grooves
>>64797911
>>64797921
these memes rustled my jimmies
>>64798160
>wear trenchcoat to high school during senior year
>dye my hair jet black
>don't wear a backpack but carry around a duffle bag
>it's 90 degrees outside and I'm wearing all black with a trenchcoat
>preppy cheerleader girl asks me if I'm hot (in that thing)
>say, "Damn right girl, I'm hot" but my voice cracks
>no, anon... you're sweating, you should take that thing off and go drink some water, please?
>N-n-no, I'm g-going in the shade
During music class I said I played an ocarina and the teacher got all interested and invited me to bring and play it, so I had to say that my grandma had it but she died. Also, another time, a teacher told me I shouldn't dress the way I did because it made people nervous because I was the kind of kid who'd slam his desk and reach into my backpack to grab an inhaler when I answered a question wrong. I also wrote an essay calling Britney Spears a shallow retarded whore who exploited people out of their money and compared her to Amy Lee who was a pure angel who composed beautiful modern lyrics and creative music videos.
>>64798272
I just slept during school and wore mostly black
>>64798137
Now that I see this again, that guy looks like a young Sean McGrath
>>64798272
isn't senior year for you lot like 18-19 years old?
>>64798135
i literally would a person who thinks that post-pinkerton weezer is of any worth
>>64798017
It's literally better than OK Computer guitarcuck
>>64798304
17-18.
Anyone older than 18 were held back.
>>64798316
I even like a few songs off the red album.
>>64798272
>these are the kind of people who post in /metal/
>>64798341
surprise surprise
https://youtu.be/pslfVYeMYEM
It's time.
>>64798341
>I'm the cool kind of metalhead
yeah ok
>>64798341
I wrote an essay in high school about Mayhem and cited Chainsaw Gutfuck. We had to read these essays out loud.
>>64798272
You'll never recover from this. Stop listening to metal and pick up Radiohead
>>64798374
>I'm a socially retarded edgelord who has no self-awareness
>>>/r9k/
>>64798370
what does /metal/ think of meshuggah? do we agree that koloss was their best album?
>>64798410
vektor is better
>>64798370
oh god im cumming already
>>64798410
Catch 33 is their best, followed by I.
>>64798406
ok Brent everyone thinks you're great don't worry
>>64798410
koloss was badass but far from their best.
That would be either catch 33, obZen, Chaosphere or Nothing.
>>64798430
Alright buddy, just don't shoot up a school
>>64798462
forgot I
>/metal/ unironically likes Meshuggah now
What the FUCK happened?
>>64798488
Two words kid
TERMINAL REDUX
>>64798488
Vektor
>>64798488
epic bate xD
Just marathoned this meme. Was it any good?
>>64798528
was it?
>>64798528
not as good as vektor
Unbelievable
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fEoWA9Vz3A
>http://p3.no/humor/the-internets-official-heavy-metal-band-name-generator/
>generate band name
>what do you think you'll sound like
>what's the name of the debut album
Go go go!
>still no new Shokran album
life is terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frPjgQY6p8I
>>64798621
>shokran
>good
I bet you also listen to Born of Osiris and Volumes.
>>64798646
>I bet you also listen to Born of Osiris and Volumes.
I do not
>>64798665
you're still underage b&
>>64798678
I'm sure you're listening to some good adult metal, right? Fuck off.
>>64798608
We're a Bathory cover band
>>64798608
How terrible
ooga booiga
>>64798608
Sulphuric Snake
Not too bad t b q h w y
>>64798728
Children should get their own internet.
Post good OSDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fSnDUhpZIA
>>64798792
WHERE DA WHITE CHURCHES AT
>>64798993
You first lad, seriously
Deathcore Vs. Death metal?
>>64799077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1onj96R7YQ
>>64799113
>hurr durr what's bettur shit in your ears or no shit in you're ears durr
>>64799136
ok it seems you won't do it so I'll start
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rE9wib8QXAw
>>64797713
This is correct
What do you do to finance your love for music?
aussies are asleep: post tip top OSDM albums
>>64799259
I don't, I just listen to everything on youtube
>>64799287
Are you a Neet?
>>64799259
I don't
I don't even have any income, I'm just surviving on saved up money until I can get into uni this autumn so I'm just eating nothing and spending nothing.
>>64798406
>i'm too cool for the metal culture
i bet you like agalloch
Anyone got a link to the new Kvelertak?
>>64797730
does everything here need to be a meme?
So, Dream Theater are often considered one of the greatest prog metal bands and one of the founding fathers. But when I try to get into their music, I just get a headache - I think they're just too inaccessible. What music should I use a stepping stone to get into DT?
>>64799467
Is Kvelertak even metal? Also release date is the 13..
>>64799502
I would skips DT entirely and just listen to good prog metal. There's bound to be a chart of some sort in the OP pasta.
>>64799467
http://newalbumreleases.net/85707/kvelertak-nattesferd-2016/
>>64799259
Whatcd and Soulseek.
>>64799467
There's a new kvelertak?
Fuck, I'm so out of the loop this year.
Anyone here got long hair?
Mine's nipple length, but lately it's thin as fuck and falling out. What do?
>>64799618
Stop having shit genes
My hair's about 2 feet long and still thick as fuck
>>64799625
well fuck. I've got really fine hair and no one in my family is bald on either side. Idk
>>64799618
Shoulder length but I have them bound up in some way almost all the time. People say I look like a ronin.
>>64799618
mine nipple hair are also nippple lenght
>>64799325
yes, but only very recently and hopefully not for long.
>>64799618
my hair is very thick and somewhere a little over shoulder length
what is your hair wash routine lad
i used to wash it every two days now i dont care and do it maybe two times a week if not less
>>64799618
If you have shit hair roots it's better to keep them short so they don't get caught on shit and get torn out.
Better grow a beard to balance out the short hair/baldness you are going to have.
>>64799618
same desu
fucked gene pool
>>64799668
My hair wasn't shit until about 2-3 months ago. I wash every 3-4 days, but I can't stop it from shedding.
>>64799668
>super greasy hair
>have to wash everyday if i want to go anywhere
>>64799618
Hair down to my ass, kinda thin.
>>64799704
>I wash every 3-4 days
What in god's cock?
I can't go 24 hours without washing my hair, otherwise I feel like shit. Grease city.
>>64799618
mid back length, thick as fuck but kind of messy and already gone half grey. I thought about chopping it a while ago to be tidier but I'm happy how I am I think
i want to color my hair blonde to look like a trve aryan desu
>>64799721
Just keep it tied back if it's gross. I would recommend dry shampoo, but it's not very useful.
And by day 4 my hair is fucked desu
A FASTER WAY TO KILL THEM ALL
>>64799763
funny image
>>64799755
My hair's not gross but anything less than absolute squeaky cleanliness and I start to freak out. I usually have a shower at 1500 every day. My hair is totally fucked by 1200 the next day, it's full on grease by then.
I'm thinking of, like, rubbing tea tree oil into my scalp to neutralize all the skin oil because I hate it so much.
>>64799789
Usually the oil is good for the hair. Do you brush often?
Tea Tree oil is good for oily scalps and so is coconut oil I'm pretty sure.
They recommend warming the oil in a water bath, applying it, then sitting in steam for a while to soak in. Then you shampoo it out.
>>64799789
shower in mornings.
hair getz most greasy when you sleep and sweat.
>>64799618
I've started getting the same trouble, it's not thin but holy shit does it fall out fast and it only started recently. I'm like ~3 cm past nip length. I'm gonna try some new conditioners cause the current one isn't doing shit, hair's super dry with the combination of that and the summer heat. Maybe try that too.
>>64799713
Nordic genes yo, It's summer now so the sweat makes the hair gross but I can still go 3-4 days without washing without grease, I just wash more often now cause the heat is making it smell gross.
I read that if you start washing your hair with only warm water your grease levels balance themselves out and you get normal looking hair that don't swim in grease.
Though it takes a while until that happens (like a month or so).
I don't know if that's true but it sounds logical. If you remove skin oil your body tries to replace it. If you remove the oil daily you're bound to get overdeveloped oil glands at some point.
>>64799096
Elder are fucking amazing. I loved Lore.
Seeing them live today btw. What should I expect?
>>64799839
I've tried but if I do that, I feel super greasy by bedtime and I don't want to go to bed as a greaseball.
>>64799834
Yeah I brush at the same time I shower. My hair is so ridiculously thick that I pull a fuck ton out when I brush yet it never seems to thin. It's a glorious mane but it's a bitch to deal with.
At least I won't go bald any time soon.
>>64797994
Yes, like Vektor
>>64799888
Vektor are fucking amazing. I loved Terminal Reflux.
Seeing them live today btw. What should I expect?
>>64799901
Nu-males and feminists.
>>64799901
Don't ask him lad. He's an ironic shitposter who's been spamming and memeing Vektor repeatedly to kill any serious discussion about them.
>>64799854
I'm under a lot of stress, so I think that's what's causing it.
I started a research course a few months ago and that's when I started having issues.
I use some anti-breakage shampoo and conditioner, and it's starting to reduce hair fall.
Rinse with cold water and it'll stop the hair being heat tempermental
>>64799901
IT BETTER BE GOOD
>>64799861
Awesome mate. I've seen them twice in the last year and both times they were fantastic. Based on the setlists those times expect a couple of tracks off Dead Roots and a couple off Lore. They also played a new song last time I saw them.
>Vektor are shit I swear guys!
>>64799922
I've had this album on my computer for months but still haven't got around to listening to it.
Should I?
>>64799926
>being this buttblasted about a band that you've spent nearly a week shitposting and falseflagging
lmao
>>64799901
Vektor
>>64799926
Dude stop everyone knows the new album is great, the guy who's spamming has legitimate autism
>>64799901
Awesome mate. I've seen them twice in the last year and both times they were fantastic. Based on the setlists those times expect a couple of tracks off Terminal Reflux and a couple off Black Future. They also played a new song last time I saw them.
>>64799947
the guy who's been spamming it doesn't even like vektor, he's just an assblasted retard who wants to meme them to oblivion so nobody discusses them anymore.
>>64799958
He tried to do the same thing to paradise lost and gojira
The fuck is is problem?
>>64799861
>>64799922
know of any bands similar to elder? i loved dead roots stirring and lore
>>64799935
absolutely
>>64799958
not really i've been loving that album and memeing the fuck out of it at the same time
>>64799988
Vektor is pretty good
Is pre-Axiom Enslaved worth listening to?
>>64799991
well can you stop?
>>64800010
>ensemened
>>64800017
i'm not shitposting today
>>64799984
Gojira and Paradise Lost are legitimate garbage though. It was easy to meme them out of the general because Gojira and Paradise Lost are generally looked down upon or nobody really cares about them around here.
I don't see Vektor being meme'd out since /metal/'s pretty much circlejerked them for years now.
>>64800010
Vikingligr Veldi is the only Enslaved album worth listening to.
>>64800026
>paradise lost
>generally looked down upon
lol
keep up the memeing bro, another 6 straight months of this 24/7 shitposting and you might pull it off
Just remember to have a sleep break once in a while so you don't drop dead abruptly.
>>64800026
I wouldn't call those bands outright garbage, both have some really good songs, I'd say they're just overall mediocre, vektor was kind of mediocre too, but goddamn that new album is fantastic
>>64800026
>Gojira and Paradise Lost are legitimate garbage though.
>some people believe this
kek truly this general is beyond redemption
>>64799988
>know of any bands similar to elder?
Nothing I know of out there right now that is quite as proggy whilst still being heavy.
>>64800026
lmao kid
>>64800059
Try this.
>>64799988
I can't think of anything quite like the melodic stoner/doom they played in Lore, but some good similarly styled bands are Stoned Jesus, YOB, Ethereal Riffian, hmm... maybe Pallbearer too but they are closer to traditional doom.
>>64800046
I don't meme or shitpost lad, I just watch. I'm just pointing out that nobody really defends Paradise Lost here outside of two fanboys that get butthurt and defend the band religiously
Jesseposter successfully scared most Paradise Lost away because he preys on butthurt.
I really unironically like this, wew
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ms4zrnRlhjk
>>64800079
What about gojira?
>>64800046
>everybody who doesn't like your favorite bands must be memeing and shitposting about them
>>64800101
I don't even like PD, just calling out your bullshit revisionism. PD are generally well liked here and considered one of the more influential doom bands.
>>64800087
I used to like that
>>64800087
Idk man some of their songs are just really catchy straightforward thrash metal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RHySyiNW9w
Just slurped my wife's bull's cum out of her pussy after a wonderful session. Metal for this feel?
>>64800107
>just calling out your bullshit revisionism
Stop lying, we have an archive.
/metal/ never really bought up Paradise Lost often until a month before all of this shitposting went down, and when it was brought up it was mostly just a small group of people who just constantly circlejerked it and having the exact same conversation. Being discussed for a month =/= generally well liked here.
>considered one of the more influential doom bands.
What does that have to do with anything?
>>64800138
Vektor xD
>>64800071
First impressions, this is fucking great. They sound even more like a doomed Rush than Elder.
>>64800138
Vektor
>>64800071
Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_mW4N0yvhU
right now
Pretty good
YOU GET HIGH
I fucking love Parachute Lice, I'm not even slightly memed.
What's some good space/cyber metal?
Just took a runny poo on the floor and then pissed on it. Metal for this feel?
>>64800182
>cyber metal
Herrschaft and THAT'S ALL
all the rest is corsetcore
as for space metal listen to Voivod
>>64800182
Samael
>>64800107
pretending paradise lost here was generally liked for a long time is history revisionism
they had a few weeks of glory, maybe a month or two, and then jesseposter started shitposting
>>64800182
Neurotech
>>64800194
>everything but the one band I like is corsetcore
nigger please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQP-HZqXLI
>>64800182
>cyber metal
check out weeaboo scar symmetry
>>64800198
not cyber metal
>>64800203
>jesseposter
who?
>>64800218
All memes and years of circlejerking aside I really like this song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKyE0hLjXu8
>>64800231
They're space as fuck though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPE3SmIZ8sI
Just forced my cat to deep throat me as I finger fucked its ass. Metal for this feel?
>>64800209
they went full-blown EDM/trance a while ago and were always a little gay
>>64800182
MELT is okay
ID:Vision has some good shit but it's pretty djenty
>>64800182
Vektor :D
>>64800248
for like 2 albums
Together is an amazing ballad, I gotta admit.
>>64800250
From Mars To Sirius xD
>>64800250
BLACK FUTURE
:DDD
>>64800247
That's one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
>can't get any attention
>"I'll just reply to my own shitposts DXDDXxdXd"
how do you kill that which has no life?
Just leak already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDjJCHP0gXc
Just shoved my mothers panties down my urethra while I drank from the freshly used toilet bowl. Metal for this feel?
>>64800313
nice south park quote faggot
>>64800323
Paradise Lost
>>64800323
Abbath
>>64800326
thanks mate I was hoping someone would get that mates for good now yeah? sound lad
>>64800323
C'memethelist
>>64799502
listen to Change of Seasons if you like it go listen to Images and Words, Awake and Scenes from a memory in that order, if you don't try another band, it's the kind of music that you either get it or you don't.
Just fucked myself in the ass with a loaded Walter P38 while jerking off to videos of Hitler giving a speech. Metal for this feel?
>>64800375
absurd
>>64800313
From Mars To Sirius xD
Just stuck my dick in an ants nest and cut off all the bites with a knife. Metal for this feel?
>>64800378
>>64800375
>>64800415
Alcest
>>64800426
speaking of alcest, I'm surprised the vektorposter hasn't gone after them and fagalloch since they seem like prime targets
>>64800450
fagalloch and incest doesn't have enough fans in /metal/ to generate this level of reactions.
>>64800450
Because he loves those kinds of bands
>>64800450
vektorposter is jesseposter and jesseposter is a confirmed butthurt atmoshitter that's been derailing /metal/ because he can't discuss his blackened ambient.
so why are people even memeing Gojira? no here fucking cares about them you're literally wasting your time
>>64800493
>jesseposter is a confirmed butthurt atmoshitter
Oh wow if I knew this before I wouldn't have taken him seriously AT ALL.
>>64800504
teenagers butthurt they missed out on the golden age of shitting on numetal so they try it with boring bands and make up for the lack of lulz but being extra tryhard
>>64800521
jesseposter also came out as djentshareguy a day or two ago.
>>64798608
Terror Romantics
we'll sound like blackened melodeath with the occasional proge here and there
our first album is called "Exctracting the Void"
>>64800544
>djent kiddo
>doesn't like gojira
huh? the math doesn't add up.
>>64800551
Sounds very much like a j-power band, a lot of them have illlgical engrish names
>>64800561
he doesn't actually like djent you retard, he just spams djent because he knows that /metal/ despises djent with a passion
but he doesn't get banned for djent spam because he disguises it as shares and discussion.
>>64800570
heh, yeah I could see a j-power band haivng that name. Also sounds like a melodeath name, though. To me at least.
>Jesseposter is the only shitposter in /metal/
Keep telling yourself that. This hole goes way deeper than you could ever imagine, Jesseposter, Vektorspammer, and Gojiramemer are all different people.
>>64800670
XD EPIC CONSPIRACY MEME XD
>>64800670
They're all the same person lad. The grammar and method for how they meme and shitpost is identical and whenever they're memeing at the same time the posts are always a minute or more apart.
He's a butthurt atmoshitter who got mad that he can't discuss atmoshit anymore so he swore that he'd shitpost and burn /metal/ down.
>>64800524
well at least it seems like the only band that consistently gets memed on is vektor and that's a pretty good meme so we cam keep business as usual
anyone got an essential thrash metal chart?
