Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead's 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 21
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Death Grips review when?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever
BP 9.0 bnm
>>64792251
Hahahahahahahahahajahahagahaja
No
last two digits are BP score
>>64792472
probably accurate
I was off by .2 for Radiohead, but i'm sticking to 8.4 for Death Grips
>>64792381
just u wait
7.7
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Last two digits BP score
>>64793333
QUADS CONFIRMED
>>64793333
quads = 1 number so 9.3 confirmed thanks senpai
BP 6.7 incoming
Reminder that pitchfork a shit
If it's higher than an 8 I will eat a picture of MC Ride
last two numbers are BP score
Bp 9.2
haven't been in one of these threads for a while
what happened to good content guy or whoever?
also bp 8.6
>>64794017
He still comes in here.
BP 7.9
>>64794017
he realized it was stupid to post with a trip and deleted it. now he posts anonymously. hi.
>>64792229
Bottomless Pit 7.9
I swear
I love you
BP 9.2 SCREENCAP THIS
>>64794074
This
its totally getting 8.4
>>64794080
Kys, my man.
i don't want to know the score
>>64794099
Dubs confirm
Rekt
>8.1
fucking panned
FUCKING PANNED
BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
NO BNM
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>still not over their beef
still not over their beef
>8.1
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Death Grips 8.1 BTFO by Zoe Camp
Jean-Michel Jarre 4.9 by Daniel Martin-McCormick
Pita 7.2 by Aaron Leitko
Seratones 6.8 by Allison Hussey
What a boring pan, 8.1 no BNM is just spiteful
z o e c u n t
CUTFAG HAIRY SHAFTS BTFO
>8.1
>"Death Grips speak directly to the dark worldview that accompanies years wasted lurking online, getting high off digital schadenfreude. (Been there.)"
I'm done
I WAS RIGHT
AMSP 9+ BNM
BP 8+ NO BNM
GOT EM BOTH CORRECT
>8.1 no bnm
the fuck??
Surprised. Really wasn't expecting higher than a 8. Death Grips lives another day.
Death Grips will never get BNM again
they used at least .5 of those bnm giving points from death grips to inflate radioheads score
>>64794172
what did she mean by this?
>It’s no surprise that the loudest contingency in their fanbase resides on a infamous image-board
The fuck is this about.
>8.1 Death Grips
>no BNM
>8.2 James Blake
>BNM
kek
Fuck Meme Grips, the real outrage is that fantastic Pita album getting shafted.
>>64794210
OH FUCK THEY KNOW
>>64794210
>>64794187
she goes on /mu/, idiot
why people say an 8.1 is a pan
i mean, they chose a bad week to release the album if they wanted to get a bnm (not that they care lol), they're not going to hand out 4 bnms in the span of a week, mess
still, it's a high score and a good album, so it's not important, really
>>64794210
she's pointing at you, /mu/
>>64794210
senpai noticed us
/mu/ BTFO
B
T
F
O
>Hot Head” starts off inside a cartoon fight cloud spinning off towards oblivion, a blur of percussive jabs, whooshing machines, and screamed gibberish.
Pitchfork is the only thing that actually triggers me. How can such shitty commentary be so influential?
What the fuck
>>64794259
time for Hiroshima to hiroshima this board 2bh famm
I-i-is Zoe Camp watching us /mu/?
I-is she c-c-cute?
>>64794303
and they need to stop calling stefan 'mc ride'
>>64794329
maybe
i mean, it's no secret that /mu/ is the only place that still likes Death Grips. everywhere else grew up.
Fucking p4k. This is the most retarded "review" I've ever read
>(been there)
BEEN?
Is Zoe no longer a /mu/tant?
Do we have to drop the Queen?
>>64794329
I like her taste tbf
Zoe Camp is the official waifu of /p4k/
>>64794421
slightly redeemed
>>64794421
Don't 100% agree but def good taste
>>64794422
christ why can't I find qt women with good taste that browse /mu/
all I find are obnoxious tumblrtards
>>64794259
>years waster lurking
top kek, who spends years on 4chan? i'll be out of here when school starts again this fall
>>64794421
Nice.
>>64794210
THE GOYIM KNOW
>>64794480
>women
>browse /mu/
found your problem
Zoe, I know you're in here, post rare Zoe
>>64794482
M O D S, get this hot head outta here
I'm gonna jerk off so hard to Zoe tonight
>>64794548
>implying
>>64794229
This.
>>64794511
>>64794480
I've dated two women that browsed 4chan and two that didn't and I gotta say life was a lot better with the ones who didn't
>>64794421
>exmilitary first place
pleb
GUYS I FOUND A BUNCH OF RARE ZOES
>>64794725
>>64794748
>>64794421
Good taste. Zoe official /mu/ waifu.
>>64794777
>>64794802
>>64794827
me on the left
>ywn tickle Zoe's ""butthole""" with your tongue while listening to DG together
What's even the point of living?
>>64794827
My /H I G H T E S T/ wife on the right
>>64795141
She's fat.
>>64795176
>t. lowtest cuck
was zoe the one behind the DALE spamming?
>>64795269
I wanna be behind Zoe if you know what i mean
[spoiler] I wanna put it in her [/spoiler]
>>64795253
I don't understand your meme. I'm from reddit.
>>64795361
DESU I'm not 100% on it myself.
BUT I BELIEVE it's because black men like fat girls and they have high levels of testosterone.
SO if you don't like THICC girls it's because you're testosterone deficient
>>64794062
TripLyfe is Lyfe
>>64794167
pls delete this
>>64794659
The thing with a woman who uses 4chan, is you gotta wonder whats wrong with her to go to a website that spergs about woman every day
>>64795683
She likes it when men hurt her just like daddy did.
>>64795707
thats depressing :(
guys zoe just posted >>64795513
hey guys, I know we're having fun here on the internet and all, but stop being lewd towards my gf zoe
>>64795141
get back to /fit/
>>64794527
there.
>>64795683
sharethreads and I fucking hate reddit/ have an odd masochistic desire to keep up with the place even after all the sane people left
>>64795816
R A R E
A
R
E
>>64795816
Ugh, sharethreads have been so fucking garbage recently with the drama though, I haven't shared anything in like a week, plus reddit's music subreddits that aren't /r/music ain't even that bad
>>64795816
soles WHEN?
>>64795816
Also Im gonna differ from the crowd here, post palms, I want to see how rough your hands are, it will tell me a lot about the kind of person you are
>>64795867
>he's a palmfag
>>64795683
Well she would be smart enough to not take it personally and just enjoy the interaction. People insult things that I am or identify with on the daily.
Anyone who has a love of this place like I do already understand a lot about me. Stuff I could never explain nor ever will.
Overall it demonstrates an ability to float above different ways of acting and talking while being able to use and move between them if necessary. I don't know any people like that let alone women who seem obsessed with identity these days.
Zoe, can we pokemon battle when it comes out?
>>64795892
>2016
>feet
>>64795816
>all the sane people left
>implying
>>64795912
Yeah, that's what I plan on doing. Kinda sucks because I follow a lot of mu people and enjoy the back-and-forth but for the next day I'm just going to hold my tongue and let people talk shit. Worst case scenario I can use it as a lesson
have another rare zoe for the road as a reward for being a not-diq in response. you get it
>>64796002
wisslpb?
>>64795912
Why would anyone want to be insulted, like its one thing to not get offended by people online, thats obvious, by why go somewhere whose sole purpose is to bring together a bunch of autsitic men who have collectively seen 10 boobs, overall it demonstrates an atraction to negative shit, and a destructive self image.
I would rather spend time with a woman whose is a defined person with unique charactersitics than a 4chan drone or
>an ability to float above different ways of acting and talking while being able to use and move between them if necessary.
>>64795990
anon, we all know you're crazy
>>64795912
I kinda get what you're saying, because a girl from 4chan would get the years and years of injokes and culture you've absorbed, but on one hand, I don't exactly have a positive image of all the things Ive said, or seen on 4chan
>>64796075
what I meant is /mu/ was always like this, there was never a "sane" version of this board imo
>>64796045
>I would rather spend time with a woman whose is a defined person with unique charactersitics than a 4chan drone or
why do people come on here and pretend they have options in what kind of woman they're able to spend time with?
>>64796107
sane is definetly a stretch, it used to be a lot less negative though, 4chan in general was never as "fuck you wahwahwah" as it is now
>>64796115
kek, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I don't have a ton of options, but enough that I could turn down girls if they aren't reasonably compatable
>>64796002
Zoe a cute CUTE!
