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Dank thrash edition
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
>>64751617
Vektor fucking blow.
vektor is shit
Who /gojira/ here? New album soon bros.
fuck Vektor like srsly
>>64756274
It's not very good
*toilet flushing*
>>64756297
You've already listened to it?
Did someone say dank thrash?
>>64756274
My wife's son's favorite band is Gojira. Sometimes I listen to it with him when we watch his mother's bull stretch out her pussy.
>>64756351
What's your wife's son's second, third, fourth and fifth favorite bands?
>>64756327
Fine ass album
>>64756351
But Gojira doesn't play black metal
Taking a shit sounds better than listening to Vektor
>tfw it finally clicked
Holy shit this is great
desu I've never been a vektor fan but the new album kinda does deserve some hype
>>64756399
Kill yourself you waste of life
>>64756301
>cringe of creation
>>64756406
>Still listening to dream theater
Grow up.
>>64756442
>still thinking Haken is DT clone
Grow up
>>64756456
Hey, I remember my 12th birthday too!
>>64756470
faget
>>64756456
>Haken
>Not a Dark Tranquillity clone
pick one
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLr2WVhIp8
the shitposting is too much
i'm out
>>64756531
sounds gay
>>64756517
You mean Devin Townsend
>>64756563
nah, DarkThrone
You merely adapted to the shitposting, I was born in it
>>64756583
>>64756563
>>64756517
>>64756456
BATHORY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>64756599
Pic very related
>>64756599
What a hilarious post
What the fuck is this gay shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BolGeBNPK1w
What's the metal eqivalent of this album?
This general is literally /b/-tier now. You killed the only decent general on /mu/, congrats kiddies!
>>64756653
Sounds like blackened Depeche Mode
>>64756664
It will recover eventually when the Vektor-posters leave.
>>64756659
Vektor
>wonder what happened to that cute emo chick that wore the AFI hoodie back in high school
>After some googling
>She killed her self
Metal for this feel?
>>64756689
Don't insult Depeche Mode like that
Out of my way faggots!
Real /metal/coming through
Kill all memes for the glory of Valhalla!!!
https://youtu.be/x71e6w1ApGA
V R O O M
R
O
O
M
>>64756708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4_BvbT0Ag
Is this their best album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxmCzkbrbBY
>>64756780
Dank band my man
>>141604894
>>64756708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBpBOZD8gg
What does meal think of judas priest?
>tfw 1/10 posts in this thread haven't been shitposts
>>64756931
pleb tier garbage
Just marathoned the first 3 tracks on this, it's pretty good so far. Just wondering what /metal/'s thoughts on it is.
>>64756958
One of only two albums that I can think of which are flawless 10/10, the other being Still Life.
Marathon the rest of that shit immediately you cuck.
>>64756931
GOAT
>>64756943
is a 14 year old
>>64756958
absolute shit tier pleb wank
>>64756958
Best prog metal album of the decade
>>64756994
Is that you Gallifrey
>>64756994
>having an opinion this bad
Embarrassing
>>64756958
>leproge
COME ON BOYS
https://youtu.be/49e03AmNrwc
Vektor gave me AIDS
>>64757160
Kill yourself you pathetic waste of life
>>64757124
kys
>>64757170
leproge makes me want to kill myself
THIS THREAD IS A BUNCH OF LIMP DICK POSERS
>>64757199
Leprous aren't proge, they're prog. They actually progress things.
>>64757160
Listening to vektor should be bannable offense
>>64757170
This.
>>64756958
Great songwriting. "Mb. Indifferentia" is my favourite track. Anyone know what 'Mb.' is short for, though?
>>64757238
they progeress but i regress seek the egress wew lad
https://youtu.be/8QJ5dgUx_sM
SHOW ME WHAT YOUR MADE OF
>>64757241
Kill yourself you pathetic waste of life
>>64757224
you are a virgin
>>64757271
no he's gay
>>64757254
Madeline
>>64757263
kill yourself you stupid nigger
>>64756958
>you will never ride an anteater
>>64757254
Bergman
What does /metal/ think of
>>64757271
EAT SHIT, SCUM!!
This is great
>>64757312
kys
>>64757312
>quoting legitimate posts
fuck off and die you falseflagging nigger dog
>>64757254
>"Mb. Indifferentia" is my favourite track.
Top tier taste my bro.
There's been some dank discussion in the past few threads. I haven't listened to the new Vektor yet but from what I've seen here I can tell it's something special.
Try to review Vektor's Terminal Redux in 3 words.
No more memes /metal/
>>64757329
>thinking man's van halen
LET'S MAKE /METAL/ GREAT AGAIN BOYS
https://youtu.be/pG0NkesIc-Q
http://www.metalinjection.net/ozzy-osbourne-quoted-saying-he-wishes-the-shitposting-on-metal-would-end-before-abruptly-dropping-dead
>>64757349
it's fucking shit
>>64757349
mediocre thrash prog
>>64757349
vektor is bad
>>64757356
kys
Can we agree to move these threads to /s4s/ or /trash/?
>>64757349
I like it
HUH
>>64757447
With the furfags and sueg? Are you fucking mental
>>64757378
http://www.metalinjection.net/aaron-paul-quoted-saying-the-shitposting-will-happen-again-and-again-always-forever
>>64757447
I support this motion
>>64757372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM-qIonbOj0
I HATE MYSELF FOR TRUSTING YOU
>>64757372
YEAH BOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmxrQSwF34o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzchnkS1y-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTE5OSboxj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYISASMUD84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUiFDy7FoAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x71e6w1ApGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9QcLoqp5w
>>64757534
what kind of cuck-tier lyrics are these
is this the thread where we pretend Leprous is good?
>>64757744
Apparently it's the thread where you samefag and call every band posted shit, but conveniently never state your own tastes so you can't be attacked.
>>64757534
WHERE YOU AAAAARE
MY SECRET STAAA-HAR
>>64757450
WOW
>>64757835
I like j-power especially Galneryus. Do your worst.
>>64757873
>I like j-
Enough said.
>>64757891
That's your worst? Seriously?
Not even mad 0/10 try again next time
>>64757835
I have the tendency to talk shit about a lot bands posted on /metal/ but I'm not the kind of shitspoter that samefags and floods the thread. That was my first post in this thread.
>>64757891
>>64757916
>literally the only person itt not to be butthurt when his taste is insulted
why is this so hard for the rest of you fags
>>64757657
>>64757531
YES BOYS
>>64757959
It's a little difficult when the discussion is being consistently destroyed by a single faggot who responds to every post with "LMAO ____? NICE KEK BAND, DO YOU LISTEN TO THEM WITH YOUR WIFE'S BOYFRIEND?"
https://youtu.be/S5Kqinx83og
TODAY IS A FINE DAY TO DIE!!!
>>64758010
It's not difficult at all. You just don't feed the trolls. Ignore it.
>>64758063
some people are just dumb
oh and falseflagging fucking falseflagging
>>64756780
Was expecting some random slam band but actually this sounds pretty fun. I was looking for some more gory death metal albums. Thanks bud.
THE POST-MEME /METAL/ IS RIPE FOR THE TAKING!!!
https://youtu.be/9ERbbWYn65E
>>64758118
Getting angry and releasing some autistic attempt to fight back makes things worse
WITNESS ME /METAL/
https://youtu.be/9ERbbWYn65E
>>64757349
better than Slayer
>>64757835
I like Fleshgod Apocalypse
GLORY TO THOSE IN VALHALLA WHO MAKE /METAL/ GREAT AGAIN!!!
https://youtu.be/zDpmNzUSRO0
Who killed /metal/!?
https://youtu.be/XqHLLnQGWNw
do people actually not like this or am I being memed
>>64758334
Both
>>64757848
STAAAAAAY
WITH MEEEE
WHEN I'M FAAAALING
how do i into death metal?
i really like obituary, death, pestilence, and im starting to listen asphyx, what bands should i listen to? metal is a genre i havent been properly into since i was 16, i wanna get back into it
>>64758224
>Linking brickwall apocalypse
>>64758443
Listen to these
New album when?
>>64758470
>rings of saturn
>whitechapel
>in flames
youre kidding
>>64758470
great chart anon
>>64758470
>no Spawn of Possession
>>64758380
BUILD UP
TEAR DOWN
SET FREE
REWIND
SET FRE
REWIIIIIND
REWIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>>64758518
open your eyes and stop getting pulled in by memes that chart is great
>>64758533
>RE WAH AH IIIIIND
fixed
>>64758533
Is Einar the GOAT prog metal vocalist?
>>64758553
i dont frequent metal, im not basing this on memes, im basing this on the fact its widely accepted these bands are 'memes'
>>64758582
>
>>64758603
>im not basing this on memes
>im basing this on memes
u wot m8
>>64758603
IF and Whitechapel aren't memes though. Early IF is good and late IF/whitechapel are just bad bands.
Rings of Saturn are definitely a meme though.
>>64758470
Not a bad chart but
>SotS instead of TRITSIO
>>64758582
>>64758582
wait people actually like leproge
for gods sake why
>>64758470
Excellent chart
>>64758603
>im not basing this on memes, im basing this on the fact its widely accepted these bands are 'memes'
/metal/: The Post
>>64758582
The man has some serious pipes.
>>64758668
Because you have shit taste
I bet you are the same fag who has been memeing Enslaved
>>64758603
>im not basing this on memes, im basing this on the fact its widely accepted these bands are 'memes'
what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>64758668
I don't understand it either. Haken are utter trash.
At least we have based Leprous still making real prog.
>>64758603
>im not basing this on memes, im basing this on the fact its widely accepted these bands are 'memes'
>>64758716
why do you bet that? Like what about what I said made you think I meme >Ensemened
>>64758732
>Haken are utter trash
"No"
>>64758732
leprous is sporkcore, not real prog or even proge
why is this album bad?
>>64758668
>>64758732
Name a better prog metal band in recent years
>>64758731
I haven't the slightest idea
>>64758802
I can't, because prog metal is one big pile of shit
>>64758802
Ne Obliviscaris
>inb4 meme
kill yourself
>>64758792
>leprous is sporkcore
Only Bilateral though
>>64758796
kys
>>64758802
There aren't any good prog metal bands
>>64758839
And you are big faggot
>>64758858
Good, but Leprous is till better
>>64758839
>>64758870
Fuck off atmoshitters
>>64758885
leproge is in no way better than based obliviscaris
why do people jerk it so hard over leprous' songwriting? they're a great band, but their song structure is always the same.
When did you realise this is the superior album
>>64758802
Gojira
>>64758945
How does Rewind and Slave have the same structure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ken_aH550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWPzBXNY2g
>>64758802
Vektor
>tfw listening to the superior vinyl master of Portal of I on my HD800s
You plebes will never know this feel.
>>64758945
yeah, I can understand people praising the shit out of Einar's vocals, but their songwriting is really nothing special.
>>64758967
>>64759007
All memes aside those bands are top tier
Who /wino/ here?
Learned this on guitar today
https://youtu.be/v4F7B0WJZ54
>>64759051
>What did you do when you were 17
I wasn't making shitty music, I can tell you that.
>>64759051
I'll tell you what I didn't do. I didn't play with terrible bands.
Remastered Bal-Sagoth incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-FAyXiYqY0
>this guy plasy with Leprous, Borknagar and Vortex now
What did you do wehn you were 17?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuOiqbungqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj1C2IbXlqc
>>64759085
>>64759090
I know what I didn't do, have shit taste
INNO A?
INNO A?
IIIIIINNNOOO AAAAA?
>>64759114
oh shit I'm hyped
Legitimately the best metal-related news I've seen in months.
>>64756931
Sad Wings, Sin After Sin, and Stained Class are amazing, as is Painkiller. The rest don't do much for me.
>>64759144
so you developed your shit taste later in life?
sad tbqh mi familia shakingmyheadtier
>tfw /metal/ has gone from one of the best to one of the worst generals on /mu/ in a less than a month
>>64757349
Solid Fucking 9
>>64759236
>one of the best
yeah ok pal
>>64759216
I wasn't a contrarian nigger who shit on artists with more talent
>>64758334
Only Gojira I can stomach is From Mars to Sirius. The Way of All Flesh is a chore for me to listen through.
>>64758443
Amon Amarth (pure fun)
Atheist
Behemoth
Bolt Thrower
Carcass
Deicide
Horrendous
Immolation
Monstrosity
Opeth
I'm missing a lot but those are my favorites.
>>64758470
This list is pretty shitty.
roommate got pic related in the mail yesterday. any of you faggots listen to this? pretty fucking cool, imho
>>64756659
Anything by HellYeah
>>64759236
>one of the best
if only because the other generals are so shit
>>64759369
>meh meme moth
>>64759435
lel so clever nice meme bro xD
>>64757259
I'd rather Toxic Holocaust to be honest with ya.
>>64758870
I actually agree with this 100%, and I've given prog a fair chance. It just sounds... too gay. That is the best I can explain.
>>64759498
Go back to your hipster metal
>NavesHarris - S/T (2016) [256 mp3]
>Folk, Duo
Brazilian-American side project composed of Jair Naves (Ludovic) and Britt Harris. Debut single contains two folk-like songs in Portuguese and English. So happy and romantic, sure the LP is gonna be dope.
Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2b2np5gSjI
Link: https://mega.nz/#!gYR2hAaC
>>64759523
>implying prog metal isn't the most hipster metal there is
shitposting has gotten too fast, I missed 4 threads
>>64759523
I don't like black metal, sorry. And wouldn't I be more likely to enjoy prog if I were a hipster?
>>64759534
you must have taken a wrong turn buddy
>>64759538
Prog metal is literally hipster repellent
>>64759613
you mean magnet
Rate my Week
Also Rob Zombie is my AOTY thus far
>>64758799
Because it was well liked before.
>>64759613
since when is prog mainstream? did I miss something?
>>64759613
You've got that backwards
>>64759613
>no John, you are the hipsters
>>64759650
>>64759538
>>64759648
>>64759654
>>64759663
>>64759683
Are you fucking stupid?
How many hipsters are there who like Dream Theater, Fates Warning, Threshold, Enslaved, Pain of Salvation, Sigh, Porcupine Tree, Symphony X or Arcturus?
Those are the most uncool bands to like
Also Pitchfork and Needledrop hate Tool and almost never review prog metal
>>64759272
Neither was I, what a coincidence
Prog is the second least popular genre among hipsters behind power metal
Hipsters absolutely can't stand cheese and over the top imagery
>>64759730
>Sigh, Porcupine Tree, Symphony X or Arcturus
Legit question are you stupid? Throw Animals as Leaders on there and you have the average thick rimmed glasses PBR drinking "my metal is cooler than yours" college hipster
>>64759744
Yeah, you were just a faggot
>>64759791
This
>>64759369
Any specific songs on TWOAF you don't enjoy
>>64759803
No, that's just you
>>64759791
It sounds like you never met actual hipsters
Hipsters absolutely hate djent
Oh wait you are tripfag so you are obviously retarded
The only prog metal bands that could be considered hipster are Opeth and Mastodon
>>64759835
Stop projecting fucking idiot
>>64756958
i prefer TPS but it's a pretty good album. I wish they would fully embrace black metal and have Ihsahn as a permanent member instead of flirting with djent, as far as prog goes Thy Catafalque and Ne Obliviscaris are my go to bands with Leprous being a distant third.
>>64759778
Have you even met hipsters? They love power metal. Shit power metal, sure, but they love it. I've seen hipsters wearing blind guardian shirts. Hell, I've seen a nigger hipster wearing helloween merch
>>64759791
Sounds like you're talking out of your ass
>Symphony X
lmao
>>64759840
I only like maybe 2 or 3 songs on the whole thing. I can't be bothered to even check.
>>64759858
>being this fucking buttmad AND wrong at the same time
>>64759858
And Baroness, and Sigh, and animals as leaders
and gojira
and arcturus
and Threshold
and definitely porcupine tree
>>64759858
>Opeth and Mastodon
>Hipster
>>64759895
Admittedly that's only there because I clicked and dragged the whole section
>>64759889
Nice anecdotal evidence faggot
>>64759905
>hurr you're wrong because I said so
iron maiden is best metal album who agrees?? seventh son is probably their best work and is better than all this screamy-trash you virgins all listen to.
Who else ironmaiden-lad here? What is your favorite track? Mine's Children of the Damned. It's so edgy and dark and I love it.
>>64759942
right, because all of the evidence you gave was
wait
Wait you didn't have any evidence, anecdotal or otherwise
Looking for some metal to listen too while I draw alien gladiators
>>64759927
>definitely porcupine tree
How the actual fuck is PT a hipster band? Pitchfork completely ignores and Fantano hates them
You litrtally have no idea what you are talking about
Do you thibk that anything popular you don't like is hipster?
>>64759941
>Opeth and Mastodon
They bot got high scores from pitchfork
>>64759900
I can dig your opinion
>>64757349
Fucking amazing. Especially the last track, it's glorious!
WHY YOU NOT LIKE MY RECORD?
IS PRACTICALY AC/DC WITH DEATH GROWL
You morons, hipsters don't only listen TO ONE FUCKING TYPE OF MUSIC! There are prog hipsters, thrash hipsters, death hipsters, black metal hipsters, THERE ARE FUCKING HIPSTERS IN EVERY GENRE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>64759989
I gave neough evidence, prog and power are nerdy uncool genres that literally no trendy hipster would touch with few exceptions
Hype
>>64759999
>Pitchfork and Fantano are the authority on metal hipsters
>>64760021
yes but the statement was "prog is a hipster repellent" we're well aware of the big fans of Wolves in the Throne Room and DFHVN already but someone's being stupid so we're having some fun with it
>tfw new album never
This is something else
This was a meme before memes were memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQjh6W8RDwg
>>64759962
ironmaiden-lad here. I agree with your opinions. you are a well rounded individual. A gentlemen and a scholar.
I tip my iron maiden rock in rio tour hat to you my good sir.
>>64760102
>Pitchfork and Fantano are the authority on metal hipsters
Yes
>>64760026
That's not evidence, that's you saying things based on your opinion
>>64760155
Why do you think there was such a big clash between indie and metal fans for years you faggot
>>64760142
neither of them reviews metal with any frequency
>>64759261
hi newfag
>>64760189
Still not evidence. There's no proof of causation there. Or correlation either.
>>64758470
I honestly can't tell if I'm supposed to take this chart seriously or not.
>>64760190
Then who is the hipster metal reviewer
>>64760323
What about the fac that hipsters and Radiohead fanboys always downrate higlhy rated metal albums on rym
Why would anyone think PT are hipster metal?
>>64758470
>all these people take this obvious b8 chart seriously
wew lad well done
>>64760423
There doesn't need to be a big hipster metal reviewer, and as some autist pointed out, there are hipsters who like metal and hipsters who don't
>>64760464
>see pic
>>64760539
So you have no idea what hipster metal actually is
Porcupine Tree is as uncool as prog gets
>>64760600
Hipsters don't listen to things because other people think they're cool.
Hipsters are about irony. They ironically listen to things.
>>64760600
lad if you don't think PT isn't hipster as fuck you don't know what hipster metal is
>>64760685
There is no irony in Steven Wilson's music, it's very serious in tone
>>64760721
This is literally the first time in 8 years I heard someone call Porcupine Tree a hipster band
And PT is not even metal
>>64759416
SLAVE
RUNAWAY
>>64760721
>you don't know what hipster metal is
Bands like this
