He's missing
>>64723404
He needs to find himself first
>70 years old
>still doing shows
hell be fine
>>64723404
oh shit it's real
http://pagesix.com/2016/05/09/where-is-ozzy-osbourne-hiding/
He just left his wife, so he is probably just staying away from everything while it blows over.
his twitter just posted something about an announcement at the palladium but I doubt he actually runs it like Dave Mustaine
his wife is a cunt, his kids are shite, and he's meh (he fucked his hairstylist tho). i'm happy for him
>>64723404
Hahaha, oh my god. I hope he's doing tons of drugs and rocking the fuck out
>>64723404
hell be fine
ozzy's lost his mind..
>>64723404
he'll be fine
>>64723806
THIS
Fuck sobriety
>>64723938
They'll find him dead from an overdose in a hotel room
>>64723972
>if an overdose could kill him
Am I a horrible person if the first thing I thought was "please don't be dead, I want to see Sabbath live?"
He'll be fine
Didn't know they had split up, nigga almost 70 and having affairs
He's going through changes
>>64723404
hell be fine
>>64723938
- Ian MacKaye
>>64724259
I'm surprised he can even get it up.
I'm surprised he can even get up himself.
I'm hoping drug and alcohol induced shenanigans ensue.
Fuck.
He better be OK. We can't lose more legends this year.
>>64723404
If dubs Ozzy dies this week.
>>64724418
I'll be legit upset if he goes. It'd be like losing Bowie all over again
>>64723425
>>64723830
>>64723972
>>64724284
please dont jinx it im seeing sabbath in august and ozzy is god
He probably doesn't recognize his surroundings. He be like "what is this that stands before me?"
>>64724418
Don't worry, Ozzy is on a Keith Richards level where there's not a lot of mortal things that can take him down.
>>64724494
No you arent, bud
>>64724494
>>64724418
hell be fine
>>64724462
roll
>>64724511
witnessed
>>64724462
Rolling
>>64723501
guess she couldn't help him with his mind
>>64724511
dubs can be wrong r-right?
>>64724545
>4545
if dubs ozzy lives forever
>>64724545
>4545
>>64724597
if dubs ozzy dies now
Ozzy: Faggot
Sharon: Bitch from Hell
Jack: Faggot
Fat daughter: Bitch
>>64724632
ozzy isnt a faggot u r
>>64724632
looks like he's got this people situation figured out.
>>64724644
nice. very impressive.
now let's check these death dubs.
>>64724597
dubs and ozzy is dead
trips and iommi succumbs to cancer right after
>>64724848
FUCK YOU
>Who is this babby faggot get on my level
>>64723882
CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND?
>>64724795
rolling 4 death dubs
>>64724878
ozzy could beat keef "fag fingers" richard to death with his limp dick
keef's still pretty good tho
>>64723404
He'll be fine
>>64724866
Are you the messenger?
>>64723404
He's probably meeting with Donald trump to be his VP
Dubs verifies
>>64723530
Of course he doesn't run it, the guy doesn't even know how to turn on a computer.
Would you, /mu/?
>>64724969
>someone as liberal as John "Ozymandias" Osbourne working for someone as conservative as Donald "the Duck" Trump
>>64723404
Just hope he doesn't play faggy forever alone post grunge by his next album
>>64725037
don't worry he'll be dead long before that happens
>>64724913
reroll
>>64724848
question
does 4848 qualify as dubs?
>>64724632
>Sharon: Bitch from Hell
>Jack: Faggot
Jack isn't a fag any longer, he's actually become a good person. And Sharon I can forgive. She's like a nagging, crazy aunt. And Ozzy would probably be dead had he never met her.
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
CHECK WIKIPEDIA
HOLY FUCK
Everyone is talking shit about Ozzy but I say good on him.
>>64724976
If I was 67, fucked up from drugs and alcohol and stuck with Sharon Osbourne, yes.
>>64725119
i hope he's safe and that he can settle this outside of public view
THIRDWORLDS IS DOWN
>>64724976
Yep good for him, he got some strange. Good for him.
>>64723404
On a scale of 0-Brendan Fraser. How hard would Sharon financially rape Ozzy in Divorce court.
>>64725148
You know it won't happen Sharon will probably take him for everything he's got.
>>64724848
roll
>>64725194
>>64725158
>>64725175
She'd fuck him over worse than Fraser got fucked over. Bear in mind she was able to screw over her own father, and that her father was Don fucking Arden.
Settle down mu
He's really having an affair with Corey Taylor and they're going to announce their marriage on Thursday
>>64724976
she got no eyebrowns
>>64725206
he pulled an Uncle Jr. which means he has Alzheimer's
>>64725206
>1:16 PM
>OFMG HE'S MISSING GUYS
>4:44 PM
>lmao we found him
fuck clickbait
that's what he gets for not coming to Bulgaria in their tours
dubs say he lives if he comes here
>>64724976
>IF DUBS THIS SUCCUBUS SUCKS OZZYS SOUL OUT THROUGH HIS DICK SHANG TSUNG STYLE AND HE DIES
>>64725206
>>64725260
Phew, I'm glad that's over
Let's all delve into the Sabbath catalog now, shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvn9LLDWb0
>>64725034
It's all about making America great again m80
>People aren't sure where he is.
>He's Missing
I'm glad when I go for a long walk at night and decide to stay out longer than I expected, I'm not declared missing.
>>64723404
>404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW5BcvbA-I
This is the only Black Sabbath song I've heard that I really like.
>>64725752
you might like vol. 4
He probably killed himself
>>64724202
no actually, that's the whole point of why you love him
hell be fine
i have him in my rape dungeon and i've been pounding his butt every half an hour or so
>>64724976
fuck yeah i would she's a babe
>>64724462
Are we trying to kill Ozzie?
>>64725034
Trump's actual views (not the literal memes he spouts) are pretty liberal.
>>64727180
if dubs yes
Ozzy wil never die
>>64723404
>David Bowie
>Prince
Dear satan, what if Ozzy is the next on the list?
>>64727339
death dubs say otherwise
dubs of doom
>ozzy found dead with headphones listening to technical ecstasy
>>64723972
Better than dying of a heart attack or cancer desu
>>64725291
>living in a gypsy infested shithole
lmao you deserve it
>>64727233
>>64728699
dubs confirm
>>64727426
if ozzy survives the death dubs™ theres nothing that can kill him
its like a test
its like viper with the harness of death
>>64728806
*hornace
>>64728833
nice
IF DUBS HE DIES RIGHT NOW
>>64728859
hell be fine
>>64723550
Didn't his wife cheat on him with Rand Rhoads?
>>64728877
witnessed
>>64728930
Yes. Probably with other people too. She's a foul cunt. Ozzy deserves to be free of her.
>>64724511
>>64724545
>>64724848
>>64728877
Dubs.
He's dead.
he's writing a new album
>>64728930
>>64728965
sharon osbourne is such a greedy cunt i'm sure she owns everything and ozzy will be broke
ps, look up her real name
>>64728930
I don't know about that, but she's as money grubbing as they come.
The question was always "Why say yes to The Osbournes show"
the answer was always Sharon
>>64728965
>Ozzy deserves to be free of her.
Oh, he'll be free alright.
>>64729126
sharon arden?
>>64729126
I know her real name. Her father was a world class cunt too.
>>64724312
/thread
No dubs/trips even matter in this thread until 666 shows up
>>64729309
but anon, 666 showed up years ago when this board was made
>>64729309
this
>>64729333
>333*2=666
>3^2=9
close enough
bye ozzy
goodnight sweet prince of darkness
>>64729333
ebin
>>64729326
in this thread, dummy
>SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH RIVERS
>CLICK UNTIL NONE ARE LEFT
hell
>>64724300
so edgy
>>64729582
fine
>>64729564
check it
not fibe