Hey mu, my dad is teaching my girlfriend how to play guitar
How come the same isn't happening to you, brah?
your dad is fucking her. get your dad to post on /mu/ he's cool
>>64704165
Kek. This.
Since its an Ovation he's probably teaching her how to keep it from constantly sliding down into her lap because of it's dumb plastic bowl back.
>>64704126
Do you have a cat OP?
>>64704126
look at those dad veins i bet his cock is nice and ribbed to give her ultimate pleasure
>>64704126
>guitar
lolplen
>girlfriend
Literally a meme instrument
Why don't you teach her how to play guitar?
And to answer your question, it's obviously because I don't have a girlfriend, why else
>>64704126
why are you going out with an ugly gf?
I can smell the dusty wood furniture
>>64704290
>ugly
Wew lad
>>64704126
because I teach my girlfriend because I can play guitar myself
>tfw gf doesn't want to learn guitar tho
>>64704126
Is your dad single?
>>64704473
looks have negro
>>64704473
What's that gross shit on her mouth?
>>64704543
>v neck
>tight cropped jeans
>those flats
She dresses horribly is all I know about your situation
>>64704511
>your dad wears sneakers inside the house and shirts two sizes too big for him
JUST
>>64704543
why are you letting ur dad point his dick infront of ur gf
>>64704543
>beer
Your dad's going to get drunk and fuck her
>>64704662
Nice couch, too bad it's going to be stained with your gf and dad's fluids
>>64704228
Yes. Post pic of your cat or dog or whatever it is you have.
>>64704543
what's he teaching her?
>>64704606
I think my dad just wears socks around the house. I've never been to interested in what he puts on his feet, however next time I will pay more attention.
>>64704662
By that photo you can tell he taught her a D chord. Your dad is a clever bloke, he's subliminally getting her ready to take the D later
>>64704662
Just teach her three chords and tell her to sing like every other wannabe hipster chick and post a video on YouTube.
Or better yet, give her a fuckin ukulele.
You'll get instant likes and replies.
>>64704473
why her lips so big?
what races is your gf
>>64704936
it's herpes numbnuts
>>64704662
post moar dad, faggot
>>64704662
THICK
CUTE
CUTE AND THICK
POST NUDES NOW
is she a mulatto? could be worse looking i guess.
next time she fucks u she'll be thinking about daddy. well played, faggot
>>64704126
that pic is so fuckin awkward. why would ha stand right in front of her like that if he wasn't trying to cause sexual tension?
What kind of way is that to teach someone? Standing right in their face while the sit and pointing at the frets while you rub yourself inside your pocket. Lamo jesus OP is this a joke? did you grab these from a porn or something?
>>64704685
Okay, you know damn well that you're lying.
>>64705321
plus his hand is in his pocket, probably stroking his ding dong right in front of her face
>>64704543
>dad confirmed for aussie
>girlfriend confirmed for ugly fat fuck
Kill yourself
I guess she's not bad OP but you should consider upgrading to a white chick once you're back on your feet.
>>64705352
I said that you gay tard try and keep up I'm sure the thought of OP's father stroking his fat cock in his cuckoldee's face distracted you
>>64705447
i just want to see his weiner
>>64704126
>>64704543
>>64704662
so thick
>>64704473
Cute
>>64704126
>>64704473
>>64704543
>>64704662
she is a qt, good job anon. i wish you well in life
>your son will never bring home a thick qt for you to fuck
>>64704473
those are man hands if i've ever seen em
>>64704543
dude, there's no reason to fucking get up in her face like that and kneel with your legs open. Anyone who wasn't being perverted would be sitting in a fucking chair teaching her. Look at that, that's fucking murder on your knees. No one would do that unless they were trying to be sexy.
Seriously man, am I off on this guys? I'm not even memeing.
>>64704662
Oh shit, she's cucking you, drop her now
all three of you should take it to the room in the background
I'll leave this thread, I hope to come back and see a pic of the old man fucking this girl with at least 30 replies
>>64705229
>64705229
this
>>64705876
shoo shoo poltard faggot
lol OP bout to get cucked by his dad
>>64705738
yea you're being a bit dramatic. you seem sensitive, like maybe you read too much into situations.
>>64704543
Wait, what's going on with that stopbar all the way at the bottom of her guitar
>my dad is teaching my girlfriend how to play guitar
Bro he's thinking of fucking her. Just put yourself in his place.
>>64705085
looks like a Chigger to me
>>64706521
Blackanese
OP i'm saying this a friend. Your dad is 100% going to fuck her
>>64704165
thats what i came to say too
op youre a cuck
>>64706051
>Using faggot as an insult
Back to pol with ya
dad gonna take ya bitch
>>64706800
I fucking knew /pol/tards were gay.
>>64706920
Theres nothing wrong with being gay now is there
>>64706800
But Im a faggot. This is our word nigger, quit oppressing me
Show her and your dad the thread OP
>>64707248
honestly OP, you should do this. It's least awkward way to get to the bottom of what's happening. If you don't someday you might end up the bottom when daddy bull and darling fat fro give their first public recital
>>64706977
I kinda want to have gay sex with you while you spew hatred for my non-whiteness desu.
no homo
dude i have the same rocking chair as you
>>64704126
He's playing pocket-billiards whilst watching her
two in the pink, one in the stink
>>64706356
you ever kneel on a wood floor?
how many old grown men would put themselves in that pain on their aging knees without a reason?
if you are giving a lesson just pull up a chair. it's not like they don't have more chairs, the dad is clearly alpha so he's got chairs he's not poor just big dicked.
>>64707508
>two in the pink, one in the stink
how do you play pocket pool??
anyone else get the feeling that the dad is in a sexual relationship with her?
>>64707672
Yes. That's because he is
>Shoes indoors
the stereotype is true, jesus
>>64704662
>two fingers on the same string
Ruined
>posting your gf on mu
are you for real
>>64707762
I was just visiting in the South and everyone wears shoes inside all the time, I thought it was just a meme
t. Michigander
>>64704126
>Dating a negress
>>>/reddit/
>>64704662
>that posture
she deserves whatever happened to her immediately after that picture was taken.
>>64704588
omg its just regular day shit for a regular day
am i rite lads?
>>64707938
lmao
>>64707938
zach here
thanks man
>>64707938
swag
>>64707938
yes
>>64704473
middling 5 at best
