ITT: Albums nu-males will never understand
>>64702026
what do you mean by this?
>>64701944
>atmoshite
lol u srs
>>64702343
>le atmoshit meme
epic post friend
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fkn losers
>>64701944
what is a nu-male? I'm not yet familiar with this meme.
>>64704637
Someone who consumes too much soy.
>>64704637
Literally all metal and raw emotion albums.
>>64705255
oh it's a forced /pol/ meme to complain about "SJWs" and "cucks" or whatever.
>>64705340
>all metal
not really, shit like tesseract, btbam, periphery, and most post-metal are loved by numales
>>64705442
not really actual cucks and SJWs aren't too common however numales are a pretty big demographic
>>64705492
Well, real metal then. You can easily spot the difference.
>>64705549
>Well, real metal then.
All metal is metal. A band like Deafheaven is no less a metal band than, say, Death, no matter what memes you try to force.
>>64705695
wow you really have no idea what you're talking about
I'm not the type of metalhead that that thinks "if i don't like it it's not metal" but deafheaven is post-rock with screamed vocals, very little metal riffs are present.
>>64705695
No memes here, just fucking ears. At least listen to some good blackgaze like Lantlos.
>>64705813
i should say I haven't heard their new album yet, maybe it's more metal
>>64702319
>AC/DC
>not queer as fuck
lol
>>64705848
I love Lantlos. New Bermuda is better than anything they've done though, sorry.
>>64706062
HA. Alright, you're pleb.
>>64706062
Agreed
>>64706178
Lol u a pleb, pleb
>>64706249
>Minusmensch
>These Nights Were Ours
>Pulse/Surreal
>Kalte Tage
>Bloody Lips and Paper Skin
>You Feel Like Memories
>Eribo - I Collect the Stars
All beat the fuck out of Deafheaven
>>64702319
>cuz im gay
>yeah im gay
>well, im gay
>yes im gay
>hey hey hey hey hey
>hey hey hey hey hey
>back in black
>you know im back in black (penis)
>>64706332
Wrong lol
>>64706465
Nice rebuttal
Anything by these guys
>>64705255
Jesus, who thought the singer from andrew jackson jihad would be a good candidate for cloning?
>>64706382
wrong. I love this album and I am as nu as she gets
>>64705906
My dad went to one of their shows in the 70's
He left after they started dressing as girls.
>>64708268
>dressing as girls
>bad
Your dad sounds like an uptight faggot, even GG Allin dressed as a girl at one stage
>>64705442
honestly i hope it outlasts the other two, its a giant demographic you see in real life all the time
its basically all those dorky kids who obsessively played video games and grew up into STEM jobs, but despite their money and status, cannot seem to get laid, so they adopt this "cool trendy guy" persona and get the hipster beard and glasses a decade too late
nu-males also love to try comedy despite it not coming naturally, often falling into the "false laughter" trap in both the jokes they tell and the jokes they laugh at
what separates the nu-male from the run-of-the-mill hipster is that at least hipsters take risks. so presumably, the nu-male would go for pandering pop (like Beyonce, 21 Pilots, Mumford and Sons), classics insulated from criticism (like Queen and the Beatles), or indie music where the consensus is overwhelmingly positive.
the difference between the nu-male and your average /r9k/ virgin is that the nu-male bought too hard into "be yourself", but instead of building an actual sense of self and confidence, they've perfected (or so they think) appearing like they have individuality despite having very little of it deep down. They also cover this gap between perceived and actual individuality by replacing true passion with *enthusiasm*, getting overly excited about things like a dog wagging its tale so hard it throws off their balance.
>>64705442
Nu male isn't necessarily political. All nu males are left-leaning, but not all people with leftists beliefs are nu males. I'm a communist but I'm not a nu male.
Nu males are the kind of people who type like 16 year old girls on twitter with calculated lowercase snark. They think playing video games past the age of 30 is socially acceptable, which is why they want them to stop catering to teenage male tastes. They threaten to move to an even whiter city/state/country whenever the candidate of their choice isn't elected, but never follow through on it. Their views on feminism are universally sex-positive. They think things like cereal cafes or whiskey-infused bacon are clever. That sort of thing.
Basically think of all the traits we used to ascribe to Reddit before nu males gave Reddit a bad reputation and scared other nu males away.
>>64701944
Wrest did nothing wrong.
>>64709611
>>64709911
you guys nailed it, and look at how you turned the 6 upside down (it's a 9 now)
>>64711337
this thread underratedly has some of the best digits this board has ever seen
leet checked
>>64706534
Isn't the very first song a critique on machismo?
>>64704924
please tell me this is either a meme or a shop
>>64702319
They're literally bottom of the barrel dadrock though
>>64701944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WbnVy-N51Q
I like Howl Mockery at the Cross
>>64702319
>Rock or Bust
>lead singer can't hear anymore
>Guitarist stuck in home after suffering from dementia
>drummer tried to hire a hitman
Looks like the answer is bust
>>64709611
dude, well said
not even being ironic
Probably every Gerogerigegege release.
>>64712633
This
>>64706534
Achully its Feminism and anti-macho-attitudes veiled in a cloac of masculine power to confuse people like you! Although i bet nu-males hate this album because it tricks them too, and they are well known to be allergic to anything that resembles masculinity in the traditional form.
>>64709611
>>64709911
>writing an anthropological thesis on a forced meme
stay losing famawham
>>64702026
he means """"""""numales"""""""" will never understand that album
>>64712170
yeah apparently the poster is a '''numale''', and doesn't get it
