How can one country be so devoid of talent?
I hate France too
>>64696004
France has a lot of good music though
>>64695985
yea russia is terrible
>>64695985
>what is Dutch death metal
>what is Dutch minimal wave
>>64695985
yea america is terrible
>>64695985
>luxembourg
yeah i also detest them
>>64696093
>Dutch minimal wave
no meme bands pls
>>64695985
hAaaHa ayy lmao my man theres no such thing as "the netherlands." Why the fuck do you think their called the Dutch lmao.
>>64696093
>>64696135
>Dutch
as in german?
>>64696135
the netherlands had a really big scene in that style
other electronic stuff too in the 80s
>>64696154
>>64696165
>the netherlands
Hhahahahahahahahah if you're gonna make up a country at least use a credible name
>>64695985
But anon, we got the BEST DJ OF THE WORLD!!
But nah, not a lot going on here indeed, luckily there are guys like Benny Sings though. And some Dutch hiphop is pretty good as well.
Why are there no /mu/ approved Dutch bands?
>>64695985
>who is Solex
asphyx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
At least you're not this.
>64696468
>Benny Sings though
Yus! he's fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykHnxgfnkds
>>64696949
Sekuoia and Uffe are danish though
all they have is legowelt. that's it.
Bunch of good old school death metal mate
i'm from the netherlands and i have to agree...
>what is amsterdam klezmer band
>>64695985
let me enlighten you then:
here's a guy named Benny Sings nice r&b artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6sPJRWk3V0
and of course Child Of Lov that released an excellent album sadly he has passed away shortly after, god bless his heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvwwWeuwrsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LakW8tSC4
here's his whole album tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQddvbVKzLQ
literally fucking toothpaste
you can't make this shit up
>>64696120
Luxembourg has one band that is actually decent. Check this out if you like math rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3z74dLYtj0
>>64695985
>Ayreon
>Pestilence
>The Gathering
>>64696949
>Mew
>Artillery
>>64695985
>what is the Dutch Death Doom scene?
Literally the best Death Doom bands hail from there. Castle, Sempiternal Deathreign, Asphyx, Mystic Charm and probably more than I care to mention.
And on another note, The Gathering? They're an incredible band.
The Netherlands at least has great bands like and
Belgium is worse they only have
>>64697418
>r&b, rap, reggae and overall shit millenial music
>enlightenment
>>64697418
Benny Sings is great but damn, had no idea about The Child of Lov's existence. Sounds like Madlib produced for D'Angelo or something. Good stuff.
btw not op
Solex and the Ex are both great. Nits too.
>>64697596
im sorry to hear about that
>>64695985
Clan of Xymox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6M8iFI8t4s
Heidevolk
Obligitory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJSI0FDVZxU
>>64697603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPqazCF-fc
>>64696949
iceage?
>>64697106
Wow, not a lot know of Sekuoia. Yeah they're pretty good, but there really isn't that much from here.
Belgium have dEUS!
>>64695985
Shylmagoghnar
>>64697733
Even a DOOM collab on his album, how couldn't I have heard of him before?
>>64697809
I think I've got all his stuff, pretty good. Do you know Uffe too? Believe he lived/lives in Amsterdam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn6sSU6Pra4
>>64697579
>Death Doom
Yeah, but we'te talking about music
>>64698089
I suppose r&b and millenial wave is true music then
gtfo
>>64698089
>Waaaaaah! I'm too low test to handle cacophony
Die, nu-male degenerate.
They have some pretty neat stuff if you dig a bit actually
>Alamo Race Track
>Shahmen
>Spinvis
>Roosbeef
>Jacco Gardner
>Eefje de Visser
>I Am Oak
>what is machinefabriek
>>64698799
DALE
>>64698355
Overcompensating af
Ayreon
>>64695985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClLYw2XZodk
>>64697706
>>64695985
lets not forget Bas Bron and his 'finger in the porridge' of Dutch music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cWL89fjfUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1f5e8KmFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ5kWtd5fxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBXyG17u0Io
Pretty shit music yes, but keep in mind we're one of the top countries when it comes to baroque music.
>>64696470
focus maybe
>>64695985
We suck at everything
Even the best Dutch books are written by Belgians
>>64695985
B-but early noughties Armin?????????
>>64695985
You're forgetting the God-tier band Focus.
But yeah, apart from them, can't think of anything.
>>64699372
>baroque music
Can you give examples?
>>64698799
Mars Volta and the dude who wrote Hamilton
Golden Earrings, Eddie Van Halen and a bunch of DJ's.
That's all I got folks, music is not The Netherland's strong suit.
>>64700077
No concrete evidence, just something i noticed when interning at a harpsichord builder
There's loads of concerts throughout the year, lots of cd recordings feature some acclaimed dutch person, and worldwide baroque festivals hire dutch musician's and/or instruments.
>>64700077
>>64700235
Historically we've been of quite some influence to classical music during the renaissance. In reaction to the very strict Gregorian music back then people here started to make polyphonic vocal music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_kf1eTPHWI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Flemish_School
>>64700077
>>64700423
Just reread my comment, i meant the performance of baroque music, not the dutch baroque itself
>>64700511
Ye, I read your last comment and understood it perfectly fine, but I was already typing my comment about Dutch renaissance music.
>>64695985
Some artists worth mentioning:
Focus
Typhoon
Opgezwolle
Spinvis
Noisia
Steffi
Kettel
Secede
Monomyth
35007
Peaky Pounder
PAUW
DeWolff
Exivious
But yeah, as a Dutchman I gotta agree that our music is generally disappointing.
>>64695985
because everyone here likes folk, dancehall or a fuckton of house genres
nothing else
maybe rap, but there's only memerap here, nothing else
>>64701184
>folk
and not the good kind either
I thought Knut were from the Netherlads but they're from Switzerland...
>>64701268
We have some cool sludge/stoner as well like:
Toner Low (the best out of this list)
Herder
Sungrazer
The Machine
35007
>>64701205
Levenslied essentials chart when
>>64701098
35007 and Spinvis are great artists though
We have some classic death metal acts though if you're into that
>>64701205
tros muziekfeest op het plein
>>64696874
would destroy this semen demon
>>64701327
noice
>>64696093
You're right, what is it?
>>64695985
Bunker Records? I-F? Unit Moebius? Rude 66?
>>64697706
W O D A N H E E R S T
>>64697418
Came here just to ragepost Child of Lov. Thanks for stealing my thunder, asshole.
>>64695985
Nederlandse muziek is best kut idd
C L A N O F X Y M O X
>>64695985
paraguay?? yeah no shit
