Yo anon, spit somethin' abstract.
marshmellow cubes cannot contain my impact
spittin some fire make your freezer compact
like a circle when you fall out you become a contract
measurement exactly because we only do it exact
drink the strange fluid because we have nothing to live for
it opens up our mind like we smashed a window for a front door
nothing is circular, mind has gone rectangular
examining your suffering like a guide tour, guide tour
Yankin on my dick, jump rope
Cummin in yo bitch, dump hoes
Bullyin you kids, axl rose
respondin to the thread, dumb yo
Bitches on ma dick cuz I look like Garfield
>>64664215
Spittin that abstrack
nevva bin wack
cause my soul is black
stay da course
nevva changin tack
like a racehorse
this beauty is black
aint never bin a coward
nevva stepped one foot backwards
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack, whut?
Slip trip on the bricks
Take a drink from smeared brown nips
Cocaine shits are real
Cocaine shits are real
Has anyone clocked that OP pic is Viper and not Madlib?
apples aren't pears
nobody said they were
did you know that limes aren't lemons?
hitting the knowledge juice
i am ignorant of the side effects
slipping into my mind
nine nights of absolute darkness
another nine days of bright
my clock turns backwards
even though my calendar goes forwards
i wish i was linear
so i could be straight
judging me by my curvature
or maybe my shape
how i wish i could be parallel
nobody wants to be alone
could my friend be a line
even if he had no name
no. because i know what he is
and his name is
>>64664475
JOHN CENA!!!!!!
My name is Tucker
Never been a slucker
I slurp cum off the floor
Some say I'm a moor
I like to use the ladies bathroom
On Sundays I work at the family loom
Mario Kart does the trick or two
When you've got to take a poo
Trickster is my nickname indeed
Every now and then I eat a little chicken feed
My hero is Dora the Explorer
She's so great I adore her
Half of my existence on the planet is to shitpost
It's the thing I love the most
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- im going down the pub like a prostitute ... seeya
FUCK A PEN
CAN A COKE HANGIN FROM A CHANDELIER
EAT FISH AND FUCK A TOASTER
YEAH IM A BIT QUEER
SMASH A HO WITH THE TWIN TOWERS
BITCH MY MODEMS DISCONNECTED
GOT PENILE STRENGTH POWERS
DIS CAMPIN FIREWOOD KEEPS WHAT IM PITCHIN ERECTED
OO SHIT FEEL IT SHOOTIN OUT ME EARS
SCARLETT JOHANNESBURG BEIN RAPED BY AN EYEBAG O TEARS
WASTE ME
RAPE ME, MY FRIEND
OOOOO BITCH
SMOKE A DOLLAR BILL LIKE A FISH
DO U WANT DIS DISH?
FUCK YOU
I KISS YOUR OPEN SORES
IM LISTENING TO IN UTERO RIGHT NOW
RECAPTCHA?
IM A HACKER.
NO FUCKIN BUTTON
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
BITCH I SMASH YOUR NIPPLES
DEN I EAT A PACK O PICKLES
MM YUM
DIS IS GOOD
RAPE ME CARL SAGAN
I SEE HIM OO SHIT HE AINT AGEING
CARL SAGAN SMILIN WIT A STAR BACKDROP
VISUALISE VISUALISE VISUALISE DAT
NOW IMAGINE HIM IN A BIG FAT HAT
HES A CAT
WITH A BAT
AND A CAT
AND HES FAT
IM A RAT
RAT-A-TAT-TAT
ITS ME, MISTER PAT
FUCK OFF
OH OKAY SORRY
POSTMAN PAT POSTMAN PAT
THE BIG NINCOMPOOP GREEDY FAT
BLANKET OF ASS
BAG FULLA SASS
YEAH IM A BIT CRASS
I JUST FUCKED A TOASTER
WHILE EATING A BASS
I DROP THE BASS
DEN I SMACK A DUDES ASS
WHEN I SUCK DICK IM FAST
LIGHTNING BOLT SAY "BOOBIDEEBOOBOOP" LAST
NOISE ROCK IS WHAT I HAVE IN MY DICK
IM PIERO SCARUFFI
AY EM AY
IM A TOTAL BITCH SENPAI
BUT I AINT GAY
SUCK A DICK
REALLY QUICK
TURN A TRICK
DONT TAKE THE MICK
YOU A BIT THICK
MY IQ IS 1.2
YEAH YEAH YEAH WOO
IM THINKING ABOUT TRYING NOFAP
CUZ PORN MAKES ME FEEL CRAP
MY FISHFUCKING SKILLS DO IT SAP?
THE INTERNET GIRL SAYS YAP U CHAP
COKE CAN TO MY LEFT
COMPUTER MOUSE TO MY RIGHT
IM FAT
I AM WEARING A HAT
PUSSY AND ASS
THATS ALL YOU NEED
I NEED THAT BIG ASS MASS
OF COCK
NIRVANA IN UTERO
UR COMPUTER CANT EVEN BOOT U BRO
UR DRO
U HO
Who is this orange-mouthed fucker?
A decent parent deserved for this little slugger
I sucker punched that punching sucker
And pulled down his pants like a reverse mugger
Mediocre parliaments make mediocre pamphlets
Overclocked overheated this damn RAM gets
My little white prick, stick my dick in a black hole
And super nova dat nigga till he gets swole
Mommy cries, dad, why does he shake
Because son, this song is inspired by Drake
Your sister is hiding frightened in the corner
Uncle climbed in her pussy and has now outworn her
Dick picks, slick chicks,the thick stick into dat
Stop it, ho, I don't give a damn about yo snapchat
I get no pleasure from your mental acrobatics
You plus me, nah nigga, simple mathematics
yo
sippin' the water from that Irish spring
I wax lyrical
abstractions that I bring before the king
atypical
factions fighting for the One Ring
cataclysmic
towers of all kinds be crumbling
I wonder
is this really the time for philosophy?
I wonder
how a prediction differs from a prophecy
thunder
air rushing to replace the air displaced by
lightning
right-wing
not at all frightening
words
they can't change facts, but they change minds
images
thousands that we process in our own time
thoughts
shaped from the lightning in our brains
pulses
following the rhythm of our veins
animal
bleeding reparation for our sins
sacrifice
giving up the valuable things now
purpose
directed to be fruitful and multiply
future
'til the planet underneath our feet dies
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>>64665191
damn...
YOU MIGHT THINK SHE LOVES YOU FOR YOUR MONEY BUT I KNOW WHAT SHE REALLY LOVES YOU FOR IT'S YOUR BRAND NEW LEOPARD SKIN PILLBOX HAT
Yeah bitch I'm flexin, rockin like an ex-nig, fartin like wrecked pig. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Yeah triple laced with that thug shit, tweekin out like a mofuckin bug bitch.
I'm gonna repost something from a past thread that I liked enough to save
Anon, if you see this, I hope you'll spit some more
>I paint cold pictures like Nova Scotia landscapes
>Nerd gang, make Mandelbrot sets when we handshake
>A word game back up plan that can dam lakes
>Backup the wordplay playing at the man's states
>Means I can still be the man if the dam breaks
>And when demand brakes I'm reflectious, what they can't face
>My peers will still treat the mirror like it's a fan base
ABSTRACT, ORIGINAL
YA CANT GET YOUR OWN AND THATS
PITIFUL
>>64664215
piller blue takes on my nightshake forward
faking apple rows filling gloves over main
piling toes with an itch pencil layered
giving hair bills letting in too much gain
>>64665383
this is shit tho y wud u save this? Oh its same fag.
>>64665191
SKRT
>>64664316
nigro/10
>>64665498
Dismal
Abysmal
Descending to your level?
Unthinkable
Recommend you end your sojourn on the planet
Think the burn's harsh? Well, you earned it
I spurn you, along with every word of your misbegotten verse
Sip this shit, take a hit, smack a bitch, grab her throat//
Light a smoke, take a shit, then wander through these catacombs//
They want abstract, I gave them that, seaping through the status quo//
That old jewish Mac Miller chilling with Bernie Sanders flow//
I just go, I never let them catch me, a bitch with tits could never out flash me//
Hit warp speed in the backseat, at the track meet, with a blonde undergrad teen//
Powder on my nose, mouth, and fingertips, looking like a fuckin fiend//
My mind is gone like a Kanye song, replaced my schemes with dreams//
>>64665575
I saved it because it has assonance, which is my favourite aspect of verse. I didn't write it.
>>64664927
>ITS ME, MISTER PAT
>FUCK OFF
>OH OKAY SORRY
damn...
Watching twin peaks and drinking fuji water
Sorry sir, after demarco's show i screwed your daughter
She was so aesthetic with her tweed coat standing on the corner
Snapped a pic of her on my dick and posted notes stick quicker than they oughta
>>64667141
>Millenials
eat ass think fast cause a crash
peaking ducks gun them down
i am gay not a clown
싶어 싸움 , 나는 그립 내 인생 의 마지막 처럼 그 총
주위에 섹스 아픈 당신이 골드 체인 에 의해 매달려 떠나 , 내가 기차 처럼 나쁜 파운드 더 나쁜 것들 주지
HOT HEAD BLOBLOBLBOBLOBLBOBLOBLOBLOBO I JIZZ SNOWMEN ILL FUCK YOU IN HALF
>>64667285
beat me to it
yo
check me out
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>>64664215
watch and slap the walls
let your car doors applaud
throw me the ball,
and roll your shirt sleeves to the elbow
they'll know
they'll laugh about it
gentlemen, i want to give a modest proposal
the bathroom stalls are killing kids
and we're stuck in the oval
swimming shorts ice cubes in the center of cum
watch your train windows melt in the sun
motherfucker
we all tried to walk a different path. but i guess in the end we all ended up in the same place
>>64664303
This some MF DOOM shit senpai
>>64664927
Ride?
>>64665383
These are Lupe Fiasco lyrics from the song Mural
It's okay
>>64664215
Quit your bitchin' nigger and just let things be
You're messin' up big time take it from me
Quit your bitchin' nigger or you'll get your due
'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you
For forty-somethin' years you've been raisin' all hell
And niggers that ain't enough
We're all gettin' mighty fed up with you
And all of your civil rights stuff
Don't you love this country, either you do or you don't
If you ain't happy, then what the hell do you want
Hey quit your bitchin' niggers and just let things be
You're messin' up big time take it from me
Quit your bitchin' nigger or you'll get your due
'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you
You got money and jobs and your equal rights
Given by the government
You got welfare, food stamps, a medical card
And sometimes a little free rent
You just keep begging, takin' everything we've got
Well damn you nigger, don't you think it's time to stop
So quit your bitchin' niggers and just let things be
You're messin' up big time take it from me
Quit your bitchin' nigger or you'll get your due
'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you
Lately you're yelling 'bout our rebel flag
Wantin' us to take it down
It represents our history and southern pride
And rebel blood on the grass
So go to hell nigger, I'm tellin' ya loud and clear
It ain't comin' down, the rebel flag is stayin' right here
Hey quit your bitchin' niggers and just let things be
You're messin' up big time take it from me
Quit your bitchin' nigger or you'll get your due
'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you
'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you
>>64664215
Nuzzled in the teet of the beat, it wreaks of cum sheets and the grease of diseased minced meat, sleep on concrete blocks, body's shocked and stocked with cocks, getting overpowered in the prison showers and mocked, spat on by the wifey, she tried to knife me and I got bitey, highly regarded in my skull, my mind's full of wind and static, scoping out spy moles trying to steal my rhymes, but can't mimic my flow, swine in my neighborhood cuffing my wrists, I twist and am rolled to my stomach and shit, I'm stowed away with a play mate with bunny ears, looking peculiar, screaming while taking a piss.
Smells from another decade's got your brain paralyzed
Same set of fabrics but a different pair of lies
Happiness is mates with minds sterilized
We're in a blank room groping for a key
Be it minor, be it major
Take a gamble, place a wager
Shut the fuck up, check your pager
Who are you, I'm just another Me
>>64664927
pretty good familio
>>64664215
I pulled out my D and I pee'd
In public, I don't care no fuck who see'd
>>64664303
I read this in the Quas voice, it was abstract as fuck man good shit
>>64664215
ARMADILLO ARMY COME AN TAKE YA ANTS AWAAAAAAAY
NOW YOU CANNOT WRITE IT WITHOUT BALANCING A TRAAAAAAAAAAY
KNOW YOU NIGGAS WEAK BECAUSE ARBUSTUS TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO
GONNA HAVE TO LINE YOUR MATCHSTICKS BURPING ON THE LOOOOOOOOOOOW
CAN YA
CAN
CAN YA DIGEST
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IT MERRY HAMSTER-O
Pussy money weed needa honeys and sum gs
aint it funny how I be cuz I smoked a pound of weed
now give the crown to me cause I got sumthin to prove
I got nuttin to lose when im clutching the ooze
>>64664215
niggas aint shit
if they can't suck a dick
they be bout that pussy
they be lickin clit
meanwhile i
throat it like a pro
can ya girl compete?
boy hell no
niggas always hatin
prolly cuz i rape em
stick it in em deep
and after i berate em
hell naw i ain't gay
you punk ass bitch
i suck dick all day
but i sure don't snitch
>>64668705
thanks senpai
bitches on my dick like a unicycle
perpetual motion machine attracting trifle
stifling the malevolent peons with my grind
pay me no mind as i come up swangin
it's that boy
that boy
from a tree you be hanging
>>64665191
how many layers of irony are you on?
This ones for all the motherfuckers with bad hobbies
Doin' lines in the bathroom and fightin in the lobby
got my hand on the tec and my grip on the shotty
Because tonight you know damn well im gonna catch a body
Grab a hottie put my hands all up on her body
Up in the VIP, so you know she aint a fucking thottie
Take her to the parking lot get in the mazeratti
Ride her like she kawasaki ladi dadi dadi dadi
Steady smoking so you know im on the fucking hunt
Never ever am i running low on swisher blunts
If you tryna blow the dro i need the cash up front
If you cheat me come up short like you was draggin bunts
Never dreaming but you know im fucking steady schemin
The smell of money mixed with blood to me is so redeeming
So if you gotta lotta debt you gon be fucking screaming
After ya dead Ill find ya bitch and keep her steady creaming
Space Cowboy running drugs across the galaxy
Catch me down on Earth standing on the fucking balcony
Running through my head i might be the next fatality
Ill never ever end up a part of this fake reality
>>64672573
Np b, happy listenin
>>64669118
twf u wrote all this shit an no one gave a fuck
>>64665378
Holy FUCK. This is abstractified to the abstracted degree goddam. Holy FUCK. This verse makes me trip balls
>>64673294
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now. my dude
...but i'm not a rapper.
>>64664505
>talking shit about based Tuckers
>>64673469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oWuxte0dM6
The audio isn't perfected but the beat is fire.. I got the first set of bars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wjlUvk09E
These fellas are losers
They value is zero which means you useless
These boys' emotions are harmed
Cuz every girl hits my bed and keeps me warm
>>64664215
If any of you niggas what me to produce a track I'm gonna need you to add some vocals. Don't worry I won't judge.
Match my visions with your anger
Control the master.
Call the facts inaccurate so all the fallen have to do is follow.
I solemnly swear to walk backwards every time the jaw snaps and alongside of that, I'll try to not feel hollow
Feed the sorrow. Lick the face of a degenerate
Belly rub the anarchist for tearing down the temple he thought he can't topple
When crisis emerges, walk away quickly, 'cause, little did they know, it's another pill hard to swallow
Martyr embargo.
You keep yours and we'll keep ours out of heavy arms reach.
Only knives provide ground for the squabble.
It's a polarizing experience when fear mixes with pure lust and the vixen you once craved for becomes a deadly drug. I barely shrug weight off my shoulders, but I do it just enough so when the new rocks roll in,
I'm able to keep it together, even if it is with the consistency of limestone.
My pride's gone and all that’s left are twists and turns of the cyclone
Screw the line. I want the entire multi-dimensional plane
Pull the lever. Scream in anguish as art starts to resemble the pain
Thoughts disassemble the mystery of tomorrow.
Listen, argue and be pissed at lizards which don't deserve the first place.
It's where you're supposed to be.
Urged to behave normally 'cause the "fall asleep" part never did work quite well.
It either called itself a bleak start or folded when the feet dumped weight on the street
I'll wait. Deplete my strength and reach hearts
Clean thine mess.
Leave my flesh to fear dark.
abstract enough?
good shit, these are usually hurr nigger jokes
