What does this guy even do?
>>64560886
He's beautiful.
>>64560886
he plays the bongos on there, there
he does the "EEEEEEYYYYYEEAAAHHH" vocals on the live versions of lucky and weird fishes
Not much since Kid A
Literally the Deak of Radiohead
>>64560886
Writes journals about not playing on the albums.
>>64560931
those are timbales my man
>>64560962
>>>64560789
and the falsetto backing track on 2+2=5, at least live
Played Nathan Drake in the Uncharted series?
>>64560886
Being the only TKOL fan
Jonny > Thom > Colin > Ed > Phil
prove me wrong
>>64560886
He probably does more backing vocals than anything else
>>64560886
He gets girls and gay people into the band by looking fly as fuck. His looks are probably one of the reasons young people love em so much.... Or something idk
>>64560886
He sings for Coldplay
>>64560886
he has a fender guitar so he must know what he's doing
>>64560886
He's less ugly than the rest of the band
He sings backing vocals and guitars a bit here and there.
Ed solo album when?
>>64561077
>Phil last
You're probably fucking deaf, much more valuable than Ed and even Colin
>>64561114
This, for real
>>64561077
I love Colin but couldn't any semi-decent bass player do his parts no problem? Ed has loads of contributions to the band and Phil's style of drumming, although not incredibly technically complex can be somewhat off-kilter and tricky a lot of the time.
It's Thom = Jonny > Ed > Phil > Colin
But it's irrelevant because all of the members are essential. They all have excellent chemistry.
>>64560886
he's the only member who isn't cripplingly autistic
>>64561215
Isn't Colin the main guy behind composing for orchestras and arrangements and things like that
>>64560982
But Deak made a good album
my mom thinks he's a qt
>>64561259
That's his brother
>>64561298
Oh damn Colin BTFO
He a qt in a weird way tho
>>64561259
That's his brother Jonny, senpai
>>64561215
Playing parts is not the same as writing parts. But I agree with what you said about chemistry.
I feel like the only way Radiohead would call it quits is if one of them left.
He does the cool guitar riff on Separator
he's their normie friend. without him the other 4 autismos would never manage on their own
>>64560886
He likes to hold guitars, apparently
>>64561114
>implying Thom is not an absolute qt
>>64561215
I read somewhere that he's basically the peacekeeper when everyone starts getting twatty.
He's a solid bass player, and while that doesn't sound like a lot it is valuable.
>>64561414
thats the best part of tkol
>>64561449
This, desu.
I feel like the whole band just records all day, and Ed comes back after getting drunk at the pub watchin' a match and lights up a smoke and is like, "all right, press play."
They play him what they've recorded and he's like, "Jesus, Thom. What the fuck is this shit? What the fuck you talkin' about? Who you talkin' to? Jonny quit being so gay. Jesus Christ. Where's Colin? Colin? (sees Colin, snaps his fingers) Colin! *snap snap* Colin! Over here buddy. Listen, don't listen to these try-hard faggots. Make the bass line simpler. Smoother. You want to get pussy, Colin? God knows your brother doesn't. Work that bass, baby! I mean, fuck." Then he does a couple lines of blow, cracks his knuckles and is like, "Welp, looks like it's gonna be a long night." And gets down to work.
Then he says, "Oh and Phil? (gives him a thumbs up and a wink) Good job. You do you, bruh."
He played Dr. Gregory House on the show House
Squeezes Thom's balls at alternating pressures so that he can hit the high notes
>>64561929
kekd
>>64561895
New pasta please. I'd love to see this for AnCo where Deak is Ed
>>64561895
kek
>>64561895
Chuckled
>>64561895
I can see that happening.
then he probably goes to Stanley Donwood's studio and messes up his pencil crayons.
>>64561981
Thom is Panda
Jonny is Avey
Colin is Geo
He's hot
sick trips, almost quads
Apparently the coda of Karma Police was in large part constructed by him. Considering how that's one of the best parts of any one of their songs in their entire catalogue, he's probably earned his place.
I feel like the whole band just records all day, and Deakin comes back after getting drunk at the pub watchin' a match and lights up a smoke and is like, "all right, press play."
They play him what they've recorded and he's like, "Jesus, Panda. What the fuck is this shit? What the fuck you talkin' about? Who you talkin' to? Avey quit being so gay. Jesus Christ. Where's Geo? Geo? (sees Geologist, snaps his fingers) Geo! *snap snap* Geo! Over here buddy. Listen, don't listen to these try-hard faggots. Make the sample simpler. Smoother. You want to get pussy, Geo? God knows your Avey doesn't. Work that synthesiser, baby! I mean, fuck." Then he does a couple lines of blow, cracks his knuckles and is like, "Welp, looks like it's gonna be a long night." And gets down to work.
Then he says, "Oh and Phil (don't know who to put here)? (gives him a thumbs up and a wink) Good job. You do you, bruh."
>>64562163
>your avey
FUCK
>>64560886
there is nothing he can do that can't be done better by someone else in the band
>>64561105
Honestly thought it was Chris Martin at first glance
He's the most useless memberror of Radiohead but would be the best member of Coldplay
>>64560898
he looks like a horse
>>64561215
Awesome. You do a swell job emulating a 12 year old
>>64561077
>Phil's last
Phil's drums and percussion have been much more prominent than the guitars since In Rainbows.
>>64561393
or god forbid one of them should die
but i'm pretty sure they've been granted immortality
>>64562163
the original was funny. this one's just forced.
>>64561215
Any decent drummer, keyboardist or guitarist could play Phil's, Ed, Johnny's or Thom's parts too, it's easy to cover someone else's music.
>>64561895
9.8/10
>>64560886
He plays gaytar
>>64561114
Not a high bar, to be fair.
>>64560886
Makes very large pedal boards to make ambient bleep bloops
>>64560886
He makes weird fishes a good song.
he jumps up n down and showcase gigantic dong on stage familialism
magnum dong
>>64560886
HUSBANDO
MATERIAL
>>64560982
you mean geologist?
He's the 6'5" to Thom's 5'4".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ34dCAKtmQ
>>64566370
kek
>>64566370
lmao
a whole bunch of this
>>64561895
9/10 BNP
>>64564178
loose pants is the key famfam
That Radiohead song is garbage. It sounds like Coldplay with a didgeridoo thrown in to make it artier. It's been sitting around since Kid A and it wasn't good enough for that album, nor any of the albums they've made since, and it isn't good now. It's devoid of risk, sullenly egotistical and worst of all, boring. But because they deleted their internet presence before releasing it, because it's got a trite video just unsettling enough to bother nobody, because it's Radiohead, it will be showered with praise and hype
>>64561215
Colin is the fking soul of the band man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwwtbsSc3m8
probably the n°1 fan too
also this >>64562450
he does a lot of guitar textural stuff in the background that no one notices unless you really pay attention
He is there for moral support
He also gets the women
>>64560886
Is that a rhetorical question?
>based Ed
He looks like a highschool bully playing in a band of talented nerds, all the other guys are too scared he'd beat them up if they tried to kick him out
