>You're finally going to kill yourself
>The noose is ready
>The stool is set up
What song is playing, /mu/?
in before the idiot
lust for life
>>64527409
The Avalanches - Since I Left You
>>64527481
yes
>>64527409
The sound of me cutting down the noose because I'd never do this to my friends and family.
>>64527409
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WQDJayOt7E
Temping Time- Animals as Leaders
Holland 1945
I'M COMIIING ANNE
>>64527498
lol get a load of this faggot
>>64527503
my niggaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHrWHXL065g
>>64527498
but honestly, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo
such a perfect day
Dream Theater- The Dance of Eternity
Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
You really shouldn't hang yourself.
a home set up isn't high enough to break your neck cleanly so you spend the last 3 minutes of your life choking. You really should jump or use a gun. but even a gun has 1 minute of suffering and the jump you have at least a minute of thinking.
>>64527822
>even a gun has 1 minute of suffering
Really? Does your brain stay alive for that long?
The best suicide option would be some kind of pills that offer painless and smooth release, but taking them by yourself there's a chance that you'll stay alive and hospitalized, etc. Having a medbro to do this to you would be optimal.
Talk Talk - Ascension Day
>>64527498
What a nerd. I bet you like Bernie Sanders, you fag.
The entire album has been played and the climax of My Warm Blood has just passed. Now it's nothing but the anxious final few minutes of the album, with the fog horn playing.
>>64527822
What about an exit bag ?
Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues
>>64527867
Actually the objectively best way is an OD shot of heroin/morphine with a high dosage of benzos. Its impossible to fatally OD on benzos but they will either knock you out or at least make any uncomfortable side effects of the opiate OD completely unnoticeable, while you climb higher into the void
Less expensive than a gun too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA
also wouldnt hang myself, OD sounds better
>>64527911
go back to your containment board
>>64527999
And what board would that be ?
>>64527409
Yakkety sax always works.
>>64527822
Huh, I watched the first episode of Deadwood last night and it's weirdly relevant given that it features (1) a guy being hung with insufficient 'drop', so he needs a hand from the sheriff, (2) a guy being shot through the head and living 20 minutes.
>>64528344
GOAT series anon keep going
>>64528087
/pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4HuAzHEUc
Animal Collective - Either Doggy or De Soto De Son
Or some drone doom
>>64527409
ocean
MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
>>64528685
I fucking hate /pol/
i'm not a noose and stool pleb i prefer seconal
Probably Tylo Be Chillin
>>64527409
suicide isn't painless
if you leave everyone in pain
but I'd probaly have this
cockroach - it's not a threat, it's a plea
>https://clyp.it/xas0hnur
PLACE MY CHAIR AT THE BACKROOM DOOR
STEP RIIIGHT UUUUUPP
>>64529147
>mfw
I thought this was gonna be shit fuck you
>poor job prospects
>can't figure out what to do with my life well into adulthood
24 by Red House Painters
Another one bites the dust
>>64527409
Nanda Collection
>>64527409
Ben Folds Five - Magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKvnaCwQyEw
God this song is beautiful.
something by joy division
atmosphere maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81LpJPXo_qs
>>64530500
Van Halen - Jump
>>64527409
el sonidito
>>64527409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaTEdqR4xI
>>64527409
>put the noose around my neck
>about to tip over the stool
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>64530587
those horns don't sound too bad for midi tho
EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
or go out with some goddamn conviction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8AiKIfV-o
modest mouse shit luck
>>64529147
If you correctly hang yourself it's completely painless because you'll snap your neck and die instantly.
>>64530760
autist please
>>64527409
i could never hand myself
i'd need a building or freeze to death for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVcjf_p5pDY
>>64530760
>because you'll snap your neck and die instantly
You don't always die instantly from snapping your neck from hanging.
>>64530806
>autist please
You do know that the most painful way to hang yourself is how most people hang themselves right? Why do you think gallows back in the day had to have a rope specifically designed for the person to be hanged? Why do you think they had the trap door that dropped you? It's an instant death you fucking mongoloid.
https://youtu.be/UAav-CwjxKc?t=1m50s
Most people today use this method or something similar. Where you 'pull' your body down and force yourself to choke.
>>64530880
Yeah, back in the days when gallows were used that was hardly the case.
>>64530900
>You do know that the most painful way to hang yourself...
you DO realise there are more than one type of pain right? such as emotional? it's not just physical pain, also the statement you are replying to incites the emotional pain of those who have to deal with the grief caused by someone an-hero-ing
you fucking autist
I get rid of the furniture inside my house.
I then set up a tripod with a camera and start recording, while making this play.
For the first ten minutes I'm drinking my last drink. I set up the stool.
I get on the stool at 10:20.
I drop the stool at 10:24.
I die at 10:50.
The camera stops recording ten seconds after the end.
https://youtu.be/KY1p-FmjT1M?t=10m20s
when youre old and death is no longer optional, you miss the old days of being young and childishly looking forward to it
>>64530956
>Feeling emotional over someone offing themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5NKuXVT2U
Why has no-one here mentioned the /exitbag/ yet?
Also, if the death is going to be painful at all I'd want it to be something intense like self-immolation or suicide by cop.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPG0Kspxo
>>64531023
autist confirmed
Stop swimming.
>>64527409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1L8uRApYeQ
First song in this video.
Please tell me the name of it.
>>64530956
how is that relevant to what they were discussing
and i'm pretty sure choking while hanging from the neck with the weight of the rest of your body pulls you down is in fact more painful than snapping your neck and dying literally instantly.
>>64531335
Damn, this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C5P-AYGdY
>>64531354
because that's what the post he was replying to (>>64529147) was talking about
>>64531354
maybe it could be the other way (less painful emotionally) if the person doesn't just want to die, they to murder themself, as a strong last self-aggression, and feeling the person they hate choking (or any other method that makes them physically suffer) to death lets them die in peace.
pretty sure that's not a majority of the cases, tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu7AEKz68zY
>>64530500
>Atmosphere is the last song my friend heard before he overdosed
>sadfrog.png