> John Balance
> dies from accidentally falling
gee you know ive never heard a joke about that before you must be pretty clever op!! xd
>>64479364
I am
>>64479285
>T Rex
>Is human
>Big Black
>is actually skinny little white guy
>McRide
>he probably couldn't even sustain my weight long enough to simulate anything close to a ride
>The Tallest Man on Earth
>is actually a manlet
>>64479809
>using the term manlet
>not realizing that it means nothing
Fuck off idiot.
>Les Rallizes Denudes
>Not French
>Not naked
>>64480295
insecure manlet detected
kys immediately before you pollute the gene pool
>Beatles
>Never beat up Les
>>64480295
You must be 5' 6"
>Boards of Canada
>Not of Canada but they do make me bored
>>64480295
>>64480340
>>64480358
Like clockwork.
>Judas Priest
>Not Jewish
>>64480372
this gave me a boner
>>64479285
So how did he actually die? Was it a suicide?
>>64480709
He didn't. He's alive in Serbia, working to create a new masterpiece.
>lil ugly mane
>is average height and pretty okay looking
>>64480295
>making it this obvious
how do you even reach the keyboard, manlet?
>Jay Reatard
>is actually retarded
yep, everything checks out, nothing to see here.
>>64480709
Both him and Sleazy died of AIDS.
>>64480340
>>64480358
>>64480372
>>64480813
Fuck off. I'm 5'5" last time I checked and I'm proud
>>64480854
he's actually dead, but I guess it's the same thing really
>>64480980
i knew he was dead, but i guess i fucked up my grammar
*WAS actually retarded
sorry 4 the inconvenience folks, lets get this back on a roll
>Bad Brains
>Band is all black dudes
Makes Sense
>>64480970
how does it feel to be (LITERALLY) a whole foot shorter than some people on this board?
>>64480854
He was born on this day in 1980
>>64480933
No.
Balance died on 13 November 2004, after falling from a two story balcony at his home.[6]
>>64481041
I don't really worry about it too much. I know a guy in school whose chin is higher up than the top of my head, so about a foot taller than me. I'm comforted by the fact that I'm gonna be famous
>>64481089
Well if Bruno Mars can do it so can you.
>>64481126
My role model is more like Thom Yorke but that works too
>>64481089
>Manlet Dreams Big
Pottery
>>64480357
underrated
>>64481064
Both of the Coil dudes died of AIDS. The whole "falling off a balcony" story is too funny to be true and probably something Sleazy came up with to fuck with the fans, and for Sleazy, it should be quite obvious how he died. He moved to Bangkok Thailand, you do the math. (No white man would ever move to Bangkok, Thailand unless they wanna fuck ladyboys all day.)
Also, Coil was big on HIV awareness, Their cover of Tainted Love was all about that, so it makes sense why his estate would never release how or why he died.
>>64480295
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>64481256
Great theory but alas you have no proof.
>>64481256
sleazy died in his sleep
balance fell off their home
end of story
>>64481278
What exactly do I have to learn motherfucker? That I'm fucked from the start? That there's no reason for me to live? No, fuck that.
God damnit I'm gonna fucking kill myself
>Women
>all men
>>64481442
>God damnit I'm gonna fucking kill myself
Like you can. You're too much of a beta pussy
>>64481256
>not wanting to fuck cute little Thai ladyboys 24/7
>>64481573
Nah I'm not going to. There's no reason to. Short people have a reason to live.
>>64481807
>implying short people have a reason to live
You can't contradict the Holy Doctrine of Randy Newman, asshole
>>64481807
What do you even listen to, fag? Toiling Midgets?
>Joey Badass
>Is not a badass
>>64481910
Radiohead.
>Mouse On The Keys
>not a small rodent playing the piano
>>64480733
nigga wut?
>Naked Brothers Band
>They're not actually naked
Dropped
