ITT: Stereotype the average fan of an artist
>~17
>Started /mu/ within the past month
>Parrots RYM and Scaruffi in order to appear like an individual
>Has not listened to any blues other than Beefheart
>Stopped using last.fm in order to use RYM
>Pretends to do drugs but is actually straight edge
>Describes random things as "dadaist" or "Kafkaesque" in order to look intelligent
Mozart would like Trout Mask Replica because it has fart jokes.
>~15
>White
>Started /mu/ within the past month
>Has never listened to an album that's more than twenty five years old
>Calls all old rock music "dadrock"
>Thinks Future, Kanye West and Drake are Mozart level geniuses
>Defends Beyoncé and other top 40 pop garbage
>Frequently browses /r/lewronggeneration and kanyetothe
>Has a massive case of white guilt
>Thinks he's a badass for doing weed and lean
>>64397076
>Has not listened to any blues other than Beefheart
why would you though?
>quiet
>polite around others
>a little depressed, but not to a fault
>enjoys a nice day outside every once in a while
>usually uncles of scrawny Turks
>mumbles about the extinguishment of the moral flame
>doesn't vote but demands the papacy be an elected position
>grows amanita phalloides in their grandparents mausoleum
>>64397926
Yes
>>64397325
And there we got the first one
>>64397268
But I thought dadrockers browsed wronggeneration.
>>64397325
Please self harm.
>>64397994
no it's the opposite, friend
>>64397926
>queue 50 replies saying "lol me"
>>64397926
That's like 80% of /mu/, buddy
>>64397076
>18 exactly
>parrots youtube reviews and memes
>uses online music players "to show how much music i listen to"
>pretends to be racist despite being niglover/coal burner
>uses words like ironic and unironic to describe things to sound smart
>>64398258
death grips?
>>64397994
/r/lewronggeneration is a subreddit for right generationers who love to bitch about wrong generations.
>17-21
>nu-male
>listened to James Blake, Death Grips, Grimes when p4k told him to
>now listens to pic related, taylor swift, beyonce
>'ironically' uses words like slay
>browses r/popheads
>makes fun of how white their dancing is in the club
>arts degree
>pretends to like the /mu/core albums but it happy now that there is something this accessible on /mu/
>started browsing /mu/ in 2014
>Doesn't like Nirvana.
>>64397994
Correct. It's just dadrockers who have transitioned from feeling smug by putting down people who listen to other music to feeling smug by putting down people who have the same views that they used to. It's almost exactly the same thing.
>>64397926
lol me
itt projection
>>64397926
I'm all those except polite. I'm polite to people I don't know very well, but I'm a real asshole to my friends :^( "snobby" is probably the better word
>>64400887
>I'm polite to people I don't know very well
why? ewe black?
>Has a tendency to underrate
>~17
no
>Started /mu/ within the past month
no
>Parrots RYM and Scaruffi in order to appear like an individual
no
>Has not listened to any blues other than Beefheart
ya got me there my good man
>Stopped using last.fm in order to use RYM
no
>Pretends to do drugs but is actually straight edge
no
>Describes random things as "dadaist" or "Kafkaesque" in order to look intelligent
no
>>64401348
wow, nice, you're so cool, anon
>>64401348
what is it with you and your fixation with posting pictures of yourself
>tall and not half-bad looking
>has met bork once
>didn't realize until after they split that she was coming on to him
>immediately claims to his friends that he deliberately turned her down because of his respect for her as an artist etc. etc.
>>64397154
More like Mozfart am I right????
>>64401481
not him but im up for assfaggots if you are senpai
>>64401481
thanks but i'll pass, i'm not into mobas
>19-30
>mostly male
>average IQ of 165
>likes staring at electronics for long various bits of time
>into assplay
>techno interests them
>into Mexican chicks
>has the tendency to vanish into thin air
>will go months without saying a word or breathing air
>hates normies
>has killed a man
>shitposts like a pure mad cunt
>>64401593
>pure. mad. cunt.
this is gold, my coon.
>Short
>Hates their job in retail that they complain about constantly
>Issues with both parents
>Drinks shitty beer
>>64400887
Who isn't an asshole to their friends? That's what friendship is all about; seeing how far you can go with some shit before your friends say something.
>>64401348
IT STILL MOVES
>full-blooded viking
>fearsome in battle, even more so at the tavern
>crusader of Europe and Her people
>enjoys a bit of LARPing with the finest of friends once in a while
>>64401593
andy morin's number 1 fan here, can confirm
>>64400138
I'm sorry to ask, but what is "slay?"
>fucking
>LOSERS
>>64405661
is panda wearing a lil scuzzy shirt
>>64404073
You've never heard people chant "YAASS QUEEN YASS SLAY"?
>>64397975
>grows amanita phalloides in their grandparents mausoleum
>>64397926
lol me
>>64397076
nothing triggers me faster IRL than when some fuck uses the word "Kafkaesque" in an obvious attempt at seeming intelligent
>white
>18-25
>In college
>reads pitchfork reviews
>if guy, sensitive,intensely emotional and introverted
>if girl, artistic, free spirited, kinda sluts around with guys who like music that pitchfork likes
>Into that pitchfork roster of the hottest thing at the moment
>probably bought their latest record at Urban Outfitters
Guess the band
>>64407209
DIIV?
>>64407209
/mu/core
>>64406913
I only use it when it's truly a Kafkaesque situation, like searching for days through hundreds of legal documents for errors but in the end none of the errors get corrected because the company just incinerates all their "superflous " documents anyway
>>64401498
I wish I was any of those. Well maybe half-bad looking.
I need to take this trip off before I become a fag.
>>64397076
that's a tmr fan, not a beefheart fan
>>64401593
Top fucking zozzle my dude
>>64401593
lol me
>>64400138
Accurate as fuck
>>64397975
kek what is this album
>>64400138
jokes on you, I'm only two of those things
>>64397926
what are u, an astrologist
>>64397975
lol me
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>>64407302
is this from a franz kafka story
>>64397076
>>Stopped using last.fm in order to use RYM
>tfw I actually did this but am not a beefheart fanboy
