>yo thanks for letting me use your headphones dude
no prob brotha *licks headphone*
>>64378032
No problem man *scrapes off earwax and saves it for later*
>OP'S HOUSE, INTERIOR
>TITLE: TWO DAYS LATER
OP: Fuck, I can't shake this fever, feels bad man. Think I might have to go to the ER.
>HOSPITAL, EXTERIOR
>OP'S POV
Doctor: Sorry, son- but the test confirms it. You've contracted Zika.
>DRAMATIC MUSIC
>>64378032
What? Those aren't mine. You think I use those dollar store headphones?
>>64378032
prob number 1 reason why y dont let people use my earbuds
>>64378032
no problem *wipes off earwax with shirt then goes on about day*
>>64378522
Now you have earwax on your shirt. I know you're trying to sound all reasonable and superior, but even a normie would be upset by this
>>64378562
>doesn't use shirt as a q-tip
>doesn't blow nose with shirt
Fuck off normie
>>64378562
im not a normie.
>>64378522
then gets an ear infection due to his own irresponsible hygiene?
>using earbuds
lol plebs
>>64378612
>he doesn't keep his surroundings 100% sterile all the time because the next big pandemic could be anywhere
wow, normie
>yo thanks for letting me use your wolfu
>no prob flimflamamalam
I have a ear wax fetish
no problemo brah *open my anal prolapse to friend*
>>64378945
Hot (;
>>64378032
>Smash Mouth's "I'm an All Star" begins playing
>>64378032
>>64378103
>>64378935
And a horse fetish apparently
>>64379674
>>64378935
montie do you raw this hambeast?
>>64379674
holy heck i thought you guys were just teasing him cause hes a tripfag. she really is hideous.
>>64379674
why are her upper teeth covered with silly putty?
>>64379881
it's montie goo
>>64379674
I don't understand if that's the gums of her top teeth or if she has a row of bottom teeth and a thick top gum
>>64378850
>4590x7016
why
>>64378032
"Why'd you dip my headphones in mustard?"
>>64379674
LMAO
>>64379674
>c-can't i give you a blowjob?
