ITT: Albums women will NEVER understand
Is there a chart of essential women will never understand core?
The original.
>>64355490
we got a clever one over here
>>64355391
Well, I don't think anyone ever bothered to make one
>>64355594
someone with the proper skills could make one with this thread as well as their own picks if they have any
>>64355253
You could probably include TON's entire discography other than Bloody Kisses and October Rust.
>>64355616
Then why did TON have a notoriously large female following?
>>64355666
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i don't know anon
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64355616
Bloody Kisses and World Coming Down aren't hard to understand anon, they're far less aggressive than slow deep and hard. There's no themes a woman wouldn't be able to relate to in them really.
>>64355666
Nice digits satan
>>64355719
Audible chuckle
>>64355793
He listed Bloody Kisses. I don't understand how they wouldn't get Life is Killing Me or Dead Again unless you're this person who has this idea of women where they're always happy and can always get laid all of the time and nothing bad happens to them because they have sexy boobs and a sexy vagina.
![Atmosphere - God Loves Ugly [Front].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iQiGSVY.jpg "Atmosphere - God Loves Ugly [Front].jpg")
Probably.
>>64355353
I don't get it.
>>64355813
Here's a song for this momentous occasion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtUDKKC7n8E
>>64355954
>I don't get it.
see
>>64355535
As a woman I will never understand these threads.
>>64355253
>>64355915
Shit, yeah, I completely missed that somehow. Honestly though, only the material in slow deep and hard is going to be hard for a woman to relate to, and that's because so much of it is completely anti-women
>unless you're this person who has this idea of women where they're always happy and can always get laid all of the time and nothing bad happens to them because they have sexy boobs and a sexy vagina.
That's pretty much how the entirety of /r9k/ sees it, and that board leaks nearly everywhere else.
>>64355719
God damn he was perfect.
>>64355353
I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING BAD YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU CUNTHOLE BITCH
>>64355615
I kind of think that a "women will never understand" chart for music would be too broad because their tastes are so confined to the the shittiest and most generic music around.
Essentials
>>64356393
Apparently he had a large dick too, but I'm not posting the pic.
>>64356410
Greatest Live Album Of All Time.
>>64356511
My mom owns a copy of Pink Moon from the 70's so women can definitely understand that. Jarboe understood FILTH so that one's gone too.
Giles Corey's is about Depression, which is a universal subject matter, hell Spectral Bride is sung TO a woman.
>>64356410
Is that his actual anus?
>>64356584
Yes.
>MFW This became a Type O Negative Thread
This needs to happen more often.
>>64356581
Desthconsciousness is about broad depression, Giles Corey is about a specific kind of self-loathing from being unloved. He wrote part when he broke up with his longtime girlfriend and part of it when he got suicidal (to which that was a contributing factor).
>>64356733
Isn't that also what several of The Cure's albums were about, women fall all over The Cure.
>>64355253
It's threads like these that validate the comments made by Beyoncé's fans to be honest.
>>64356733
All of which are themes that some women can relate to. Just saying
>>64356828
No, these kinds of threads have been going on for a long time. This isn't some new, topical thing.
How /new/ are you?
>>64356320
I don't know if it's THAT hard for women to relate to SD&H.
>I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKIN'... SOMEONE ELSE!
>Tee-hee, yeah, I am! Don't tell my boyfriend, though!
I wouldn't doubt it, but the album's a mirror of 70's and 80's british exploitation cinema in tone, so there's a lot of women in peril, getting stalked, killed or murdered.
Fucking Love this album to death.
>>64356905
Yeah, because that's totally how people who cheat work, and totally what relating to the album means.
Are you actually autistic?
>>64356733
I think The Microphones The Glow Pt.2 is a better choice
>>64355666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL7A5hWoKz8
>>64356957
No, he's just been on here for too long.
![civilsurface[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ghBSytJ.jpg "civilsurface[1].jpg")
A lot of prog-rock bands from the 70's complained that their audiences were very nearly all-male.
>>64356930
I knew a girl who was really into this band. No idea why, nobody she knew was into it
I dont even get this album really
>>64357060
Women don't just listen to music for popularity anon. She may have found it on her own.
Hell, they're one of the best rock bands of the 2010's. It's throwback in some ways, but original enough and good enough that it doesn't just ride on being throwback blues-ey Black Sabbath S/T era Hard Rock/Metal.
>>64355253
My aunt's favorite band is Type O Neagtive.
>>64357144
Was your aunt a goth teen in the 90s?
I don't know, I just don't get the idea that certain demographics can't understand certain music because it's very personal and people interpret lyrics and themes differently.
Maybe I'm just butthurt because Pink Moon is my favorite album though.
>>64355253
i met peter steele in 2004
he was based as fuck desu
probably the coolest musician i ever met
it still hurts
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aj6Dbu5.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>64357089
Speaking of that...
>>64357286
nigel pepper cock is pretty sexy
>>64357286
Is this guy still alive?
please say yes
>>64357092
mmm... not too sure bout that
>>64357283
You'll hate me for this, but it couldn't have come at a better time. Pete was getting old and he clearly was sliding. He also apparently turned Christian shortly before his death and that can kinda be felt in Dead Again. Also his teeth were fucked. I love the man to death. Type O might, as a band, be the greatest band of all time, but I'd HATE to see him turn into Axl Rose.
>>64356905
you would have to be fucked in the head to relate to the album like that if you were a woman
seriously she gets raped and murdered triumphantly, it's not a slutty pop song
>>64357340
>JUST
>>64357340
I guess you could see it that way, since he had said in interviews that the last thing he wanted was to be like that. But in that same way, I think he would have been able to age with dignity and still make music while avoiding playing at acting like a rockstar in his fifties. And he definitely was not a stupid, ignorant sort of Christian.
>>64357060
Probably because they're a good band.
>>64357469
True, but he was exactly to say the kind of stuff like "I don't think rap is music" which would certainly start making headlines in the mid 2010's. He did an entire song on Dead Again about abortion, granted it's a great song, but still, I think you see what I mean.
>>64355253
type o is the ultimate normie goth chick band
>>64357651
only two of their albums really, their most well known
and those are still simultaneously patrician anyways
>>64357696
October Rust > Dead Again > Slow, Deep And Hard > Bloody Kisses > Life is Killing Me > World Coming Down > Origin of the Feces
imo.
That's not to imply ANY of these are bad. The lowest they got was a 6/10 that's actually an 8/10 but it comes off as significantly more depressing than it was intended and a 6/10 that's a joke album.
>>64357651
Goth sadly gave way to emo and that gave way to pretend emo.
>>64358074
Is the 8 world coming down?
>>64358114
real emo had hardly anything to do with goth in the first place
pretend emo is the bastard child of goth
>>64358119
Yeah. It's an album so depressing that by the time you get to Pyretta Blaze and All Hallow's Eve, (songs that on any other Type O release would be fun songs), they can't cheer you up. It's so depressing a fucking Beatles medley at the end can't cheer you up.
>>64358177
Well, when an album opens with a brutal, brooding eight-minute dirge like "White Slavery," you probably shouldn't expect a cheerful conclusion.
>>64358177
TON albums are always an emotional clusterfuck, that's just their style. They knew putting Beatles covers at the end would fuck with people.
>>64358275
>>64358280
It was also Pete's least favorite album for the aforementioned album of it being too personal and too depressing.
>>64358275
The album's themes "end" at Lung, where every single member of the band is now dead.
>>64358385
I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
is the best place to start with type o negative from the beginning?
>>64357001
Shout out to the chick in the Crass sweatshirt!
I think people are just posting albums that they like. Being women wouldn't change anything.
>>64358654
It's hard to say. Slow Deep and Hard is an insane record and they never did anything quite like it afterwards. Bloody Kisses would be a more accurate representation of their overall sound and easier listening, and though Slow Deep and Hard is their best, most patrician album, it could be overwhelming. It's not conventional music at all.
>>64358654
No, don't start with slow deep and hard, it's the hardest to get into by far. Start with bloody kisses, work your way through to the end and then listen to slow deep and hard if you want more.
Feel free to skip Origin of the feces if you want, it's not really important, and I don't really like it. Easily their worst album.
>>64358936
>>64359457
thanks for the recs. I just kinda dove into slow, deep, and hard, I like the unconventional nature of it so far.
>>64356554
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