itt: terrible rhymes
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>don't have to leave
>stay here with me
>you are my fire
>my desire
>nigger
>nigger
>>64294887
Kek I've used that line
I want you in my life
to be my wife
Girl (stretched for 4 beats)
youre my world
i love you
u know its true
Lets add cliches to this thread.
I would walk (mile #)
>>64294851
That doesn't rhyme at all though
down on my knees
begging you please
you can do it
there's nothing to it
>>64295004
that's why it's terrible
JUST AN UPTOWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD.
Girl - world anything.
A few Dead Kennedys songs
>I am emperor Ronald Reagan
>Born again with fascist cravings
For saying he was an English teacher, Sting sure had a speciality for these
>It's no use, he sees her
>He starts to shake and cough
>Just like the old man in
>That book by Nabokov
And bless Rivers Cuomo, but rhyming
>Marrying a bitch
and
>Having seven kids
won't work, no matter what vocal gymnastics you pull
>She's my baby
>Don't mean maybe
>>64295006
>you can do it
>there's nothing to it
Fucking kek
>>64295039
But if it doesn't rhyme it excludes it from being a "terrible rhyme". It's just a terrible couplet.
I forgot this masterpiece of a rhyme from Des'ree:
>I don't want to see a ghost,
>It's the sight that I fear most,
>I'd rather have a piece of toast,
>>64295074
https://youtu.be/v0cvcLtThPw?t=51s
>>64295064
>>64295112
Kek'd
I quite like it actually, but from The Stranglers' No More Heroes:
>Whatever happened to all the heroes?
>All the Shakespearoes?
Also, I have to give them props for not using Nero in a song with this rhyme and the line
>They watched their Rome burn
>>64295112
WEWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL
>>64295461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cbpY65NTd8
>>64295461
OH GREAT AND ITS TITLED "Life" FUCKING FUCK
>"I keep a rabbit's tail.
>I'll take you up on the dare,
>Anytime, anywhere;
>Name the place,
>I'll be there,
>Bungee jumping, I don't care!"
>standing out in the rain
>waiting for you again
>>64295530
Every line in this song is magic:
>I'm afraid of the dark,
>'specially when I'm in a park
>I'm a superstitious girl,
>I'm the worst in the world
>So after all is said and done
>I know I'm not the only one
>Life indeed can be fun
>Sometimes living out your dreams,
>Ain't as easy as it seems
>You want to fly around the world,
>In a beautiful balloon
>i wish we could be together
>always and forever
>>64295051
>she's an extraordinary girl
>in an ordinary world
one of the worst green day songs ever
>Every second counts
>When I am with you
>I think you are a pig
>You should be in a zoo
>*laughter*
I think even Bernard knew that one was bad
>>64295592
I think I actually feel a bit of genuine sympathy (Not like, LeItsSoBadddddIFeelSorry4uxD), like genuine sympathy because that is part of her identity.
>>64295006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlRfZABWgK4
>0:54-0:58
>kek
>>64295074
every time I hear a song rhyme baby and maybe I loose a little faith in creativity.
