Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 16
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-RIP Prince. Thank you for everything.
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
>>64273804
INB4 Prince albums get re-evaluated and given 10's just because Cuckfork would do that
>>64273833
Could you just delete your trip please?
IN FOR FIRST EVER FRIDAY NIGHT PITCHFORK HYPE THREAD WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64273853
No, could you?
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>>64273853
kill yourself. Montie is far more based than you.
>>64274118
We've had these before tho when the OP forgot what day it was
>>64274772
Hi Montie
>>64274811
maybe learn how to count. nigger
>>64274581
I actually forgot the password so I can't
>>64274772
Does Based mean Autism, like turning off your trip to compliment yourself?
What's everyone listening to?
Listening to this until his new album gets posted on mega
>>64274790
That's been me like 2 or 3 times
>>64273804
Whoa, we are actually getting reviews tonight? What the fuckkkkk
>>64274973
you just don't get it you're just to dumb >>64274843
>>64275097
>posting from your phone because you think you're clever
>>64275094
its a whole new world anon
>>64275109
hahahaha so funny mate you obviously couldn't figure it out that the post count and replies just didn't add up so you say I'm a samefag.
>>64275109
>>64275109
also
>not knowing that you can't post with two posters under the same ip
literal autism
>>64275159
Now Im not huge into computers, but wouldn't it register as two posters if he posted on his phone service data?
>>64275128
Montie, pls, just stop
>>64275200
yeah if you're stupid and think it's ok to have two internet providers ramming a bill up your ass.
>>64275238
Are you saying you don't have data on your phone? What year is this?
I havent been in a p4k thread in forever since the SJW of the website completely ruined the fun of these threads (they went from wacky elitist indie pricks to jezebel: the music site) but ill come hang out for the first FRIDAY NIGHT p4k!!!!
p4k 6/7 days a week now. Fuck yeah!
>>64275420
Comfiness will reach new heights
>>64275033
We still love you
>op didn't provide link of p4k announcing friday night reviews
>op didn't even mention it
JUST
http://pitchfork.com/news/64915-pitchfork-to-publish-album-reviews-on-saturdays/
>>64275300
data is good for exactly 2 seconds. It's fucking shit for downloading/streaming anything. Even if you do buy a better data plan, its still garbage. Also inb4 oh (some have unlimited data) yeah and then they price gouge you for going over.
>also having an nsa tracking device
>2016
>>64275446
Well I mean, is surf and use the internet while Im about, why the fuck you trying to downlaod shit on your phone?
Also, if you think the NSA can't track you without, or gives two garbeldy damns about you...
>>64275446
Also, it's great for streaming, I stream music all day with no issues
>>64275524
>>64275498
well have fun with that
>government doesn't give two fucks about me
when tpp goes up
>>64275578
I mean, the governement spying program is all meta-data, they don't give two fucks about you until they have any desire to use your info against you, or supect you of being linked to some sort of terrorist sect (which they would determine through meta-data). Unless you have aspirations for politics or revolution, your worries about the NSA should be philosophical not literal.
>>64275649
>thinking that's what the nsa is for today
>being this delusional
>Not knowing that Snowden was actually with similar fucks in government
yeah fuck snowden amirite?
posting in the first ever Friday night thread
oh boy, will I be posting in a lot of these.
hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO ALONE
>>64275446
Why the fuck are you trying to download on data?
>>64275729
what?
>>64275799
You're a good content guy
>>64275729
Fuck of conspiratard
>>64275799
it'll be alright man
>>64275729
>>64275833
I'm honestly undereducated on this issue, so I'm interested
but if you have something to say, say it clearly. I'm listening
>>64275864
>Fuck of conspiratard
well those nsa hacks on top sure did stop those terrorists amirite guys?
>>64275888
Im assuming he's implying theres a link between TPP and NSA programs and will be used to enforce copyright law? IDK
>>64275934
We're not arguing they did genius
>>64274581
how's your ugly gf doing? get her teeth fixed yet?
>>64275992
Noko has no chill
>>64275992
fixing teeth is easy. braces
fixing gums however is another story
I'm just glad there's zero chance montie won't dump the bitch once college begins. that should also be around the time he finally fucks off here
dubs and we get a surprise 9.0+ BNM for an unknown artist tonight (in honor of first ever saturday reviews)
singles and i get a GF
it's win-win guys
>>64276035
Wait, he's in highschool?
>>64276067
Good work man, hope shes a nice girl
>>64275799
>>64275876
>>64275992
We just need TSK-A TSK-A TSK
>>64275888
who cares about education fun is the only good thing in the world fuck everything else.
>>64276126
If you dream it he will come
>>64276083
No he was to big of a pus c to join college so his mom made him
>>64276139
for the record I'm actually working on a graduate degree, and work in a biology lab
>>64276126
no disrespect to my other trips, but if any of us would be doing something on a friday night, i'd bet money it's TSK-A TSK-A TSK
>>64275799
we can be alone, together
>>64276141
I believe in the power of these dubs
>>64276101
thanks i hope so too
>>64276164
you just know TSK is out crushin puss
>>64276183
check does nonidentical digits bruv
i'm actually...kind of intrigued by this bob mixtape. It samples obama and talks about fossil fuels and makes literally no fucking sense. I don't know if he's trolling or serious, but it's baffling to hear either way
http://www.datpiff.com/BoB-EARTH-mixtape.779875.html
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN FOR THE FIRST EVER OFFICIAL SATURDAY P4K THREAD
John Carpenter 5.6 by Kevin Lozano
Bill Evans 8.4 BNR by Mark Richardson
DJ Quik & Problem 6.8 by Jay Balfour
Plants and Animals 6.8 by Pat Healy
JOHN CARPENTER BTFO
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: First Ever Saturday Edition
John Carpenter 5.6 by Kevin Lozano
Bill Evans 8.4 BNR by Mark Richardson
DJ Quik / Problem 6.8 by Jay Balfour
Plants and Animals 6.8 by Pat Healy
>>64276257
how are you so fast
>>64276257
>>64276293
>tsk wasn't here to predict 6.8
:(
yo fuck pitchfork
>>64276327
it just shows he's here in spirit
it's nights like these that i wish that IRC channel was still a thing
>>64276327
fuck, TSK, where were you when we needed you most?
>>64276101
fuck off
>>64276352
Rude
>>64276196
kek nice one anon
>>64276303
that's what he's paid for
>>64276334
go fuck a nigger dick then
>>64276392
This brings me back to when I got this trip in the first place, back when they were impersonating me, noko, and GCG, good times, thanks for the nostalgia montie
YOOOO these niggas made another day just to pan John Carptenter lmaooo
What is with all the boring reissue
>>64276463
Didn't you post pictures of like tooth paste to prove which was you vs the fake?
>>64276464
BRUH...
>>64276493
lyah, because it had that squeezer thing on it that people kept asking me about
>>64276488
Preparing us to that Illinois 10.0 BNR
P4K's new graphics fucking suck
The BNM doesn't feel as important anymore, thats how ugly it looks, not even overstating things
I think I can finally let Pitchfork free
Goodbye
BREAKING: Carpenter found dead in his home after brutal Picthfork pan.
>>64276667
We'll always be here for you
Well, always being 10pm -1am every Sunday through Friday
>>64276667
I think the shittiest thing is how they announce it.
>X ARTIST GETS BEST NEW MUSIC
They report it like a headline. Like it's news what editorial decisions they make on their own site. Also in general the reshaping of everything into a BuzzFeed-tier headline.This is Condé Nast's presence for sure.
