>Got more soul than a sock with a hole
Post lyrics that made you laugh ITT
>>64252748
Cattle Decapitation - Testicular Manslaughter
>Asexual freak, no longer of the male persuasion
>You're a miserable heap of disfigurementation
>Brings thousands of victims vengeance and elation
>Sulfur and buckshot, decimating your crotch
EATIN
>like Sam the butcher, bringing Alice the meat
>In her Suzuki
>Tongue in her booty
>"You put your tongue in her ass?"
>Ab-so-lutely!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8uDWQgo2fY
>>64252748
i don't understand this lyric. can somebody help a brother out?
>>64252889
It's a pun relying on the pronounciation of soul and sole
>>64252889
Ever wear a sock that let's your heel touch the sole due to a hole?
It implies he has more soul than your heel making contact with a sole.
>HI MARY HOW YOU DOIN
>HI
> WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>UUUH THE BUS
>>64252836
>like Fred flintstone driving around with bald feet
this whole album is full of em
>>64252975
fuckin bill nye over here
>>64252836
>yo, they just got my little cousin, ese!
>you may think I"m Aaron Burr from the way I'm dropping Hamiltons
Forgotten white rapper... all I know is he spent a lot of $10 bills.
>>64252836
>HER BREASTS
>I saw
>I reached
>I FELT
>M.O.N.E.Y.
>THE BELT
fuck
>>64252748
Viktor Vaughn one I think it went "fuck up your plans like a blind nigga look out"
>>64252748
known as the grimy limey slimey try me blimey
and stay the same with more rhymes than theres way to skin cats
matter a fact, let me rephrase
theres more rhymes than ways to fillet felines these days
>>64253123
LONELY ISLAND
>SHE THREW THE CONDOM
>TOLD ME PUT IT IN
>I DID
>FUCK
>I NUTTED IN LIKE THREE STROKES
>SHIT
>NOW THAT'S NO WAY TO REP THE EAST COAST
>PT boat on the way to Havana
>I used to make a living, man
>Pickin' the banana
>Now I'm a guide for the CIA
>Hooray! for the USA
>Baby baby make me loco
>Baby baby make me mambo
Last city
late containment
a city dying
hold the cold heart of security
absolute truth: a glass city
all roads bypass home
a sick curiosity about
a lost city
a ghost town
losing ground
tell the walls a long lost song's words
losing ground
always bare yourself
to suffer
harness the hardpressed
to suffer
be the last city
>Even without my fists you know I'd cause you more harm
>I'm like half an octopus the way I hit you with my forearms
>>64252748
>Wake me up, wake me up inside
BUNCH OF CUNTS
MADE ME CUM FASTER THAN 911 IN WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS
>>64252795
>metal
>for grown ups
>I cut the throat of a billy goat and let it bleed
>his frozen eyes were far more than I
>It's kind of nice to know the things that make me happy
>Just realize, keep the dog away from me
>I gotta problem yo'
>I was ecstatic to buy yeezus
>But I burned it first
>Heard it and snapped it in 5 pieces
>Man Kanye on that bullshit!
>That's why the paparazzi made that nigga hit his fucking head that's what that fool get
>You think you God now you half assin rap little faggot bitch
>Perhaps you suffered brain damage back when you had that accident?
Tell me hop didn't fucking murder kanye on this
>>64252748
>Fast and bulbous fast and bulbous
>>64252836
>droppin science like Galileo dropped the
>orange
I'VE GOT A PENIS THAT'LL RIP THROUGH THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME
>The black paper between a mirror breaks my heart
One of Beefheart's truely bizzare moments, I laughed my ass off.
Basically all the lyrics from I'm Designer
>It's just like diamonds
>IN SHIT
>You've made me an offer that I can't refuse
>course either way I get screwed
>counter proposal I go home and jerk off
>UH
One thing I gots to ask:
George Washington, down in hell can you see me?
I'm standing on your grave and I'm finna take a pee-pee!
Tour guide: Excuse me sir, did you say you have to pee?
Boots: No, I said, "I love it here in D.C"
Tour guide: Well, anyway folks, continuing on with the tour
We're here at the Arlington National Cemetary
Behind all of you, right where the gentleman with the Afro is standing
Is the grave of of America's first and greatest hero, our first President --
[Sound of pants unzipping]
George Washingt..
[Sound of pissing]
Ohh, uh-uhhhh
>>64252836
>I WAS MAKIN RECORDS WHEN YOU WERE SUCKIN YOUR MOMMA'S DICK
So many Das Racist lines:
White boy wasted, then I write a stanza quick
Matter of fact, all my boys in bands and shit
Haters mad cause they got constanza dicks
You know like the show, Seinfeld? Michael Richards made my fucking mind melt
STANK PUSSY SMELLING LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS
Big Daddy Kane!
>Cause when I hit the skins they say damn Kane
>you knock out the Bush like a presidential campaign.
>If that's your girl in the corner stay up on her,
>Cause I've been watchin' her more then a Korean store owner.
>So what's this? A new attitude, you're tryin to act rude
>You saw _Menace_ and now you in a gangsta mood
>What are you kiddin me? That's the heart of stupidity
>If you wanna be a gangsta, join the mafia in Italy
>Fakin and frontin on stage like you're hard
>I hope when you get to Detroit, the real thugs gon' pull your card
>Say you a gangsta, I ain't wit it
>"Yo, I raped his mother, yo, I shot and killed him"
>Is that what you wanna get across to the children?
>I guess you're not gonna be happy til it's for real
>Four year old kids, doin drivebys on Big Wheels
>Or maybe you wanna see it be more fatal
>Like Kindergarten kids, tryin to cook crack with Play-Doh
>>64252748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcYWbpkmuzk
"she farted on my dick, then she shitted"
Tim Dog - Fuck Comptom
>(Why you dissing Eazy?)
>Cause the boy ain't shit
>Chew him with tobacco, and spit him in shit
>I'll crush Ice Cube, I'm cool wit Ice T
>But NWA ain't shit to me
>Dre beating on Dee from Pump it Up
>Step to the Dog and get fucked up
Ultra (Tim Dog + Kool Keith) - The Industry Is Wack
>This ain't the Grammy awards, ass-tight tuxedos
>Niggas are phony, tryin to act like my peoples
>TV stars, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson
>Her brother Michael, feelin babies for some rectum action
>Niggas like Al Green, you can't trust Little Richard
>Little bitchard
>Girls today slept with Rock Hudson
>The NBA - your favorite ballplayer's turnin gay
>Girls go nut, get attracted havin wild sex
>In big mansions, Hollywood's unsafe sex
>Sniffin coke, movie stars roll in fly cards
>Everybody has a card, runs a fake business
>I'm that O.J. who gives a fuck about his case
>Like Madonna, that devil wearin paint on her face
>You know the industry has already crossed over sexually
>A lot of people turned bumblebee
>Sodom and Gomorr', it's time for information
>Half of y'all sick sing at the AIDS Foundation
>I lay it down clown and take your famous queer crown
>Glamour and famous mixed up, you slept with Rod Stewart
>Girls get caught, take off they heels for they record deals
>"Did you get the deal bitch?
>smash my fucking prius into the fucking reception
>kill a black student cause nobody an exception
>walk up in the class like "what up faggots"
>line them up and pop a cap in these wigger maggots
>liberal blood flowing on the ground
>4/20 like columbine, hide and dont make a sound
>bombs go off, shit explodes, that was my killing spree
>this is panda bear and welcome to danse manatee
Always sets the mood right.
Tim Dog - Bitch With A Perm
>With so many bitches in the industry
>I'm being sweated by this bitch and her name is Snoopy
>But huh, somehow, someway
>She keep suckin Smooth B and Slick Rick dick every single day
>Bitch with a perm! Bitch with a perm!
>I don't give a fuck about a bitch with a perm!
I love Snoop Dogg, but goddamn Tim Dog wrecked him.
>>64256812
>this is panda bear and welcome to danse manatee
i'm confused
