Keith Richards still alive
everybody else BTFO
If dubs he's next and soon
Keith fucking rules
>tfw the men who invented rock outlive everyone who popularized it
>>64249177
Fuck you
>>64249177
How soon?
>>64249177
NO TAKE IT BACK
>>64249177
>>64249177
dubs confirmed
>>64249177
he'll be fine
>>64249265
It seems every 50s rock-and-roller who didn't die young has made it to his 80s. There seems to not be any middle ground with those guys.
>>64251266
Screamin' Jay Hawkins lived to 70 but then he was a one hit wonder anyway.
>>64251318
Johnny Cash and Carl Perkins lasted til their 70s and 60s, respectively.
>>64251266
And it seems the black guys from the 50s have a better survival rate than the white guys, whom aside from Jerry Lee Lewis all didn't live to see 60.
>Elvis
>42
>Buddy Holly
>23
>Bill Haley
>55
>Del Shannon
>55
>Ricky Nelson
>43
>that jerk with the heart condition
>37
>>64251433
Forgot.
>Roy Orbison
>52
>>64249265
TFW finding out Chuck Berry and Little Richard are still alive.
>>64249083
i read his book and it's so funny how he brushes off the cokehead/junkie thing... he's like "i only ever did one line a night, and it was pure pharmaceutical grade"
bullshit
Has anybody ever done one line of coke at a party and then just saved the rest for later?
Either way, he doesn't warn against using these drugs, he's just like "just one line"
i love keef even if he's in denial and very likely shoots methadone all fuckin day
>>64249177
DELET THIS
Worst Stones album? Probably Undercover.
>>64249177
FUCK YOU
he better live until i get to see him
dubs get and he lives forever
>>64252016
everything after exile is fucking awful with just two good songs
>>64252016
I actually kind of like Pretty Beat Up and the title track. She Was Hot is awful.
>>64252016
Nah mate, that's Dirty Work. That album is so awful, it almost broke up the Stones
>>64252067
You take that back! Some Girls is a great record.
>>64252016
Basically, Undercover was "Hey yeah, let's prove how cool and edgy our 40 year old asses are by acting all shocking and having a cover with a naked chick covered by peel-off stickers."
>>64252118
Keith kneeing Mick's crotch perfectly summarizes their relationship at the time.
>>64252146
And please don't assume the entire album is that one awful, commercial af single. Else you probably think Shake It Off is the whole 1989.
>>64252147
I wonder how many disappointed 13 year olds found that there's nothing under the stickers except geometric shapes.
>>64249177
thanks for the extra 5 years memefag
IDK. The two singles from Dirty Work at least charted and got some airplay while the singles from Undercover failed to attract any attention.
>>64252118
They were broken up and only got back together to record this album since their record label required it.
>>64252016
The worst one is Bridges to Babylon, probably the closest thing there is to a totally pointless Stones album that has no reason at all to exist.
>>64252661
Saint of Me says otherwise
>>64252661
At least BTB didn't have Sweet Neocon on it. Even Keith thought that was a mistake.
BASED KEITH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVpzrxjiAtc
>>64252082
she was hot is fucking amazing in shine a light.
>>64252281
i only liked before they make me run, beast of burden and far away eyes. most of the songs were meh at best
>>64249177
You cannot kill an immortal silly
>>64252178
>>64252147
And neither album was ever toured or had its songs played live.
Fingerprint File is pretty funny
>Mick complaining that Richard Nixon is wiretapping him or something to that effect
Their best to me is Beggar's Banquet