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>>64212587
Daily reminder that Furry=Bestiality
>>64212587
Are CHVRCHES finally finished for good? Let's hope so.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She doesn't even know what those suits are all about, does she?
The dudes in them are probably the same dudes talking about fucking her in the ass and being her tampon boys on this board.
>>64212587
WTF is that?
>>64212587
what...
Awesome!
>>64212587
>band has 2 furries
>>64212619
>tampon boys
it's tampon baby ;)
>>64212660
this wasn't even funny why did I laugh
>god so I went to a Chvrches show last night and it was terrifying
>like 5 or 6 songs in, Lauren Mayberry says something about seeing a dog. I had seen a guy carrying around a lapdog earlier, so I initially didn’t think anything of it. Then she says, “The eyes are really creepy.”
>my heart plummets. furries.
>hearing that one of their pack has been recognized, three of the fuckers pop up deep in the crowd. Lauren invites them toward the front and I’m able to listen to her slowly realize that its a creepy sex thing in real time. Still, she’s a kind person and invited them on stage, so they go around back and come out for “gun”. at this point, she’s often laughing too hard to sing the song as the furries — a fox, a black cat, and a lion with antlers — dance in what almost seems like a choreographed fashion. I prayed for most of this portion.
>After a few songs, they left the stage. about five minutes later, terror.
>I was at the back of the bottom floor tier at the Fox, right in front of the higher tier. I look back and the cat is holding onto the railing and dancing on the border right behind me. I leapt forward to put some space between us.
>I felt such an aggressive form of discomfort. I hadn’t anything like it since the time I had to share a pair of urinals with a cop. My skin was crawling before the cat even touched my arm. I looked back a few times to check on it, and each time, its eyes — full of nothing but darkness — were looking back at me.
>>64212692
Source?
>>64212587
Didn't think Lauren could become even qter
>>64212721
tumblr :)
What other artists are furry-core?
>>64212587
im dead
>>64212767
Caravan Palace, they have a furry video clip...
>>64212619
>>64212692
I'm pretty sure she knows of furries, on one of the TYCI podcasts she was talking about fetishes and mentioned "those people that dress up in animal suits". I'm guessing she didn't realise that's what this was until it was too late kek
>>64212587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-BCLDK2Kn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzdWF2e5qU
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>>64212856
fucking traitor
i miss him
>>64212587
>>64212767
>>64212856
mfw
>>64212842
haha, she figured it out first and let them on stage anyway
>>64212767
Quasimoto, Low Class Conspiracy video
>>64212856
what a dick
>>64212842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3NdgC0DnzM
it continues on
>>64212767
this guy
>>64212934
>>64212842
How common are furries in burgerland?
Seems kinda surreal to have people randomly dressed as animals in regular social gatherings, like concerts.
>>64213062
about 1 in 10 are furries
you run into them all the time in fursuits on the streets, in the stores, at the hospitals, at church
>>64212587
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>64212692
lmfaoooo
>>64213062
Friend of mine goes to an art school and says hes sees them on occasion
>>64213093
im sorry
>>64213062
I've literally never seen a furry irl
>>64212684
I laughed too
>>64213384
I did when I was skating with some friends of mine back in my mid-teens near the hampton roads convention center. We threw our drinks and random trash at them. Good times.
>>64212587
^.^ omg so cute
>>64212842
She sounds so fucking terrible in part 2 of the video. Jesus Christ
>>64213545
part 3, I mean.
are you her management posting this?
"no we are Anoymous go away"
nah bollocks it's totally an industry setup
>>64213182
I'm not sure how to feel about this one, it's a mixture of shock, anger, and disgust.
>>64212767
NIN
Is it just me, but I want to fuck her in the ass while she wears those stockings.
>>64213614
I want to watch the furries fuck her while she wears those stockings.
to
be
honest
>>64212619
holy kek
>>64213626
Cuck
Damn I want to fuck her in the ass and be her tampon boy
>>64212587
FURRED
>needsfilename.jpg
>>64213626
I want to fuck her while shes in the fursuit tbqh(to be quite honest)
wonder how much beer brandons going to drink tonight after seeing this
bets?
>>64213683
>chvrches_leave_a_trace_VEVO
cant wait for all the furries to be all like "fuck yeah, furry revolution 2016, fuck the haters"
>>64213711
im betting he's gonna go for something harder than beer
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
>>64212842
>>64212842
omg I thought she was gonna be nice about it, she bullied them hard af.
>is it a sex thing?
my fucking sides
>>64213062
Unless you're in an urban area you'll probably never run into them knowingly, and even then you'll likely only see them in suits and shit at wherever their conventions are
>>64213442
breddy dickish tbdesu
>>64212660
kek
>>64213093
you're a grown ass man taking martial arts and living with mum
just as gross desu
>>64214288
I see nothing wrong with the martial arts thing, but living with my parents sucks and I hate myself for it. I'm legitimately trying to get out of here and better myself.
>>64214336
if you really are then i'm rooting for you
if not
fuck you you lying fat peice of shit
>>64214336
I believe in you Brandon.
https://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno
>>64214250
>breddy dickish tbdesu
yeah I was a little punk back then..skinner too.
>>64212842
>>64212934
She's obviously freaked out by them, loved how she retreats and turns her back to them in first video
>>64212587
holy fug did this actually happen?
>>64212587
Why would an ostensibly social justice minded band tacitly approve of a fetish scene that encourages bestiality, pedophilia, and nazi fetishism?
>>64212660
this was funny and i laughed
>>64215821
yeah, my friend was at the show and recounted this happening to me last night
>>64214336
How old are you, Brandon?
>tfw my parents are about to get ZOO'd
why the fuck are the furries taking over all of a sudden? fucking illuminati pushing this bullshit
What's your fursona, /mu/?
>>64215971
That movie is fire.
>>64215971
>a fucking DISNEY movie stars anthropomorphic animals
>somehow horrible furry conspiracy
what kind of dog is this
>>64215906
she has no right to go on about manchildren now
>>64216125
they actually marketed it toward furries though
>>64216162
a homoerotic fuckdog
>>64212587
>Furries
>thinking they are socially acceptable
>>64216769
>4chan
>socially acceptable
>>64215897
>a fetish scene
Not even a furry, but that's not correct that it's all about sex.
>>64213089
Way less than this. Maybe 1/100. I have never seen one dressed up in public in my life and I'm in Canada
>>64212660
i choked
is brandon on suicide watch?
>>64217885
he'll be fine
lauren was a bit creeped out if you watched the video
>>64218182
hell*
>>64213442
Kek'd hard. You the same anon who was from Norfolk on /b/ a week ago?
>>64212660
holy fuck
>>64216845
i mean it's centered around sex though
>>64217885
WHY POST THAT ON FACEBOOK?
>>64218245
I'm from newport news, and I don't post on /b/
>>64212692
>HOLY FUCK AM I BEING DETAINED
>>64218301
brandon
holy fuck dude
>>64218330
Ah, we were looking for cringy craiglists posts and found the same ones.
My old chorus teacher was from newport news.
>>64218301
why would he do this to himself?
>>64212692
Is this a meme?
If not, screenshotted and posting.
>>64218466
either hes trolling the shit out of us or he's serious
I don't know anymore
>>64218333
Yes, for failure to quads.
>>64212842
>>64212934
This reminds me of that time Josh Homme invited the dude dressed as Tony the Tiger onto the stage. Only this is way more uncomfortable.
>>64218301
Aww this is so cute and innocent
>>64217885
>>64218776
That's funny, but I'd never do something like that. Or am I obsessed with her to that point.
Still find it weird how much I do look like the bjork stalker.
>>64218776
LOL
>>64219042
don't fucking lie
you love her
>>64219647
*did
>>64219650
what?
>>64219647
How can I love someone I've never met before?
>>64219780
it's really easy tbqhwufam
>>64212660
i died Tbh Senpai
i'm the only one hat thinks he's voice is pretty meh
>>64212660
lmao
furries give you free shit that's chill 2 me
>>64219780
>brandon, let me take you away from all of this
>I'll make everything better I promise
>you'll never have to suffer anymore, you'll never be alone anymore
>I just want to love you. I know you've never thought this would happen. I care brandon, I don't want to see you sad and heartbroken.
>just take my hand, I promise things will be better
>lauren looks at him with eye big brown eyes welling up
>her lip quivers as she says "please?" and brandon takes her hand.
>>64212660
kek of the day
>>64220023
5/10
could have been better.
>>64220105
do you have a foot fetish
>>64220105
A little..
>>64220140
figured desu
>>64216037
whatever tf this thing is
>>64216037
/g/-tier shitty setup
>>64220179
wew lad
>>64220178
Realized I had one when I was training in muay thai one day. I was holding pads for a girl there and she had perfect feet. It was weird figuring out I like feet.
>>64212767
More importantly, what other artists are furby-core?
>>64220262
is that fucking Flatlander
>>64218776
kek, good job
>>64220352
yes
>>64213694
THIS
>>64212660
>>64212898
>>64218776
KEK
>>64220262
dude
morin
what the fuck dude
what the fuck
>>64212767
dirtbombs / mick collins
>>64221283
hot
>>64220262
anamanaguchi
>>64221200
>>64221829
whoa totally forgot about those guys, went to middle and high school with their drummer.
>>64222037
Tell me funny stories about him, anon.
>>64212587
>this is who brandon loves
LOL FAGGOT
>>64222150
I don't love her.
>>64212842
I want to marry Lavren...
>>64223143
don't lie
if you care about her it's cool
>>64223294
Yeah, I care about her but I don't love her.
>>64223364
so you're admitting that there's feelings there?
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-u-KoD4BlM
>tfw Haley and Lavren would never bully you backstage and play harshly with your balls.
>>64212980
reminder that renard is a rapist
>>64212823
>she was talking about fetishes
Sauce? kek
>>64212842
I would leave.This is gay as fuck. Good thing they only have one good song.
>>64216162
dude, i will fucking kill that furry if they touch /aproach to my kids....
>>64223588
yeah, but I dont; love her.
>>64212660
>>64212842
so she know that its a fetish yet let them dance and fuck around, lmao
>mfw Lavren its probably a furry
Why in the fuck people want to fuck animals again???
You know these furries gangbanged her after showtime was over, right?
Imagine being the furry on that stage and having to be all like "damn, Lauren, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with leggings and gross flat ass. I would totally knot you, both my fursona and the real furry me." when all it really wants to do is doggy hump another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the furry and not only stand on that stage while Lauren flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL *GOT* IT and DAMN, LAUREN GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of men and women in fursuits and later alleged animals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the barnyard. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the manager calls for another shot, and you know you could maul every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking furry. You're not going to lose your fursuits over this. Just bear it. Hide your paws and bear it.
>>64225397
this pasta will never not be gold
>>64212842
fuck the cringe is "unbearable"
>>64213062
>>64213148
I go to a multimedia/ digital arts school and yeah..
It's usually the animators that are furries, I've never seen a fur suit but every other week you see a tail, a shirt, wallpapers, shit like tht
>>64216037
am I allowed to fursona a not-animal?
>>64216162
le oldfag meme
>>64223649
Did you hear that 7KT got doxxed, he's actually Sam Hinke, he used to run the 76ers
>>64212842
holymoly lauren is so much qt how can anyone in life compete
>>64212842
>>64212587
I thought she didn't like perverts?
>>64226251
>tail
god dammit
>>64224911
it's hot or something