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Memeijuana edition
old: >>>64187914
shit: http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
DUDE
second for primordial nugs
How do i get vocs like these /metal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3vyf4w-Rfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxdx8BqarkY
I want to sound like a demon echoing from a distance, very monstrous
>>64201296
reverb
some 420
https://tombstoned.bandcamp.com/album/tombstoned
M SHADOWS!!!!!!
>>64201343
thats it, no technique or gallons of water, supplements?
>>64201672
You could huff xenon if you're super rich. Though I don't know if you could do it for 4-6 minutes.
Got the new aborted early. Anyone checked it out yet ?
>>64202130
just the title track. Have you? How does it compare to last years?
>>64201672
Use your diaphragm, if it hurts you're doing it wrong. Just practise a lot, experiment with your voice and what's comfortable for you, like the other anon said, the examples you posted have some effects on the vocals, nothing drastic but the reverb will alter the texture a little
>>64202205
Last year ? the EP ?
Last one I heard was Necrotic Manifesto.
This is pretty similar, vocals dont sound as good as usual, still got the catchy riffs and fun drum patterns. The horror samples between the songs break it up pretty well.
Box came with a flag as well as the CDs.
Any recs for bm with clean vocals? Or if not clean, at least not shreiking or howling.
>>64202522
Primordial and Urfaust, p entry level, tho.
is this big boy dm?
>>64202522
Hail Spirit Noir
Cultes des Ghoules
>>64202522
a lot of the "orthodox" bm stuff leans more towards growling.
check out pic related and also Ascension, Kvltist, Flagellant and whatever similar artists there are
>>64202588
What?
Can Christians just not 'get' black metal? I'm a Christian and I love the instrumentation in black metal but personally think the culture behind it is pouser and that Satanism should not be considered essential for a black metal band to be good but I'm curious as to what you guys think. So far I've really enjoyed Burzum, Inquisition, Dissection, Emperor, and Agalloch the most.
>inb4 kys
>tfw dont have the time for music anymore
>>64202643
>I'm a Christian
>>64202625
>What?
what?
>>64202656
what do you think he meant by this?
>>64202548
>>64202576
>>64202588
Thanks yo, Im out jammin
>>64202656
interesting, thats one of the earliest if not the opening line of the new dream theater album.
>>64202668
Do you know what clean vocals are? Ancension, Kvltist, Dysangelium and Flagellant definitely don't have them.
>>64202643
Lyrical content means very little to me. Also...
>2016
>being Christian
>>64202658
>I'm a Weeaboo
>>64202686
that was the point of the meme you dip
who /BESTIALTHRASHINGBULLDOZER/ here?
>>64202708
>Or if not clean, at least not shreiking or howling
learn to read, anon
>>64202715
>speed 666 hell
>>64202722
u rite
>>64202714
oh, I'm not very familiar with them and when I looked up his name it just pulled up all this solo stuff
sorry to disrupt the meme
>>64202643
if you're christian and listen to black metal you're worse than actual christians man.
you got to either have some proper values or reconsider your spirituality
>>64202757
I listen to NSBM and I'm not a nazi. What's your point?
>>64202765
I take heroin but I'm not an addict.
>>64202765
religion is based on much stronger principles than politics m8.
it's impossible to be actually christian and listen to satanic music
>>64202765
you're worse than actual nazis man
obviously
>>64202790
Nah, religion and politics go hand in hand.
>>64202765
you missed the point.
the proper comparison would be listening to NSBM while claiming to be a leftist.
>>64202860
I am somewhat of a leftist.
>>64202757
I am an 'actual' Christian. Although, I have many issues with my faith.
>>64202786
that doesn't apply
>>64202790
that could be said about all secular music
If sex and drugs are ok then the occult should be too. where do you draw the line? Consuming =/= Approving
>>64202825
>Mixing Religion with politics
>>64202889
well that doesn't make you a good christian. and if trying to be better is not an option for you, why even bother with christianity anymore?
>>64202963
I am trying to be better. I can still like good music. Also, I never claimed to be a good Christian. Most christians aren't and that sucks.
As to why I bother, I feel like a better person to myself and others.
Anyway, Sorry for derailing this thread, bros.
>>64202477
>gorebusters
>>64202643
Plenty of hipster black metal around for you to avoid that problem.
Satanism is essential for black metal though but you can choose to ignore it.
>>64202790
>it's impossible to be Christian and listen to ______.
No, that's not how Christianity works. Everything is permissible following faith in Christ. You don't get to say what is and isn't admissible to the doctrine of a religion 2000 years older than you written by a bunch of fucked up nomads in the sands of the most volatile part of the world. You're not even close, bub.
>>64203309
Not that guy but
>Satanism is essential for black metal though but you can choose to ignore it.
how? None of the 2nd wave famous norwegian bands were satanists
>>64203329
They were all either anti-christian or satanists. It's a founding block of black metal.
>>64202643
I would rather you be a Christian who enjoys black metal than a Satanist. Satanism is an absolutely stupid and flamboyant philosophy, and the irony is that its figurehead is based off of Judeo-Christian myth.
There are certainly much better options out there. One could be a gnostic, or a new pagan.
>>64203342
From What I've gathered most of them were paganists, so anti-christianity goes hand in hand with that, I wouldn't say a lyrical theme would be essential to a genre though
>>64202825
this
>>64203329
>making up rules for black metal
>implying that most of the 1st and 2nd wave bands haven't either completely changed their beliefs or said that they were young and doing it out of slapstick humor.
>>64203315
>christians are disfiguring their faith to allow them to do anything and still receive salvation
nietzsche was right, it really is the epitome of slave moral.
>>64203358
there's satanism and satanism tho. a lot of things are called "satanism" that aren't even close. the real deal is recognising what is what
>>64203412
>disfiguring their faith
It's literally right fucking there in the gospels written 1900 years ago, you fucking dolt.
Anything that uses the name Satanism uses the name Satanism. Satan is a Judeo-Christian concept. Use another fucking name.
>>64203412
>there's satanism and satanism tho. a lot of things are called "satanism" that aren't even close. the real deal is recognising what is what
Correct, there are dozens of branches, laveyan and spiritual satanism are memes though
>>64203358
I'm definitely a glowstick, it's the best.
>>64203451
*gnostic
kek
>>64203460
fencesitter cuck mcgee
>>64203395
They're not rules, they're traditions. You can choose not to follow them.
Whether they changed their beliefs or not is debatable. Trying to be an artist for living while openly accepting negative things is kind of awkward for business. Although I'd guess they moved on to a more refined system of belief.
![1416340633cronos0rb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oXUnG4q.jpg "1416340633cronos0rb[1].jpg")
it baffles me how we got to current orthodox autism considering it all started essentially as a joke to rile people up
>>64203460
Same, and still laughing about it.
from wikipedia
>gnosis [...] may be reached by practicing philanthropy to the point of [...] sexual abstinence
I'm definitely on the right path lads
>>64203544
gnosticism and gnosis are 2 both completely different things lmao
Now that dust has settled, we agree that this is shite, right?
>>64203565
yep
>>64203489
There's always a branch of the fanbase that doesn't get the joke. Doubly so when there's that many autists involved.
>>64203565
nah, it's good
guys. guys. varg is dead. i want to be dreaming but I'm not.
>>64203756
source faggot
>>64203756
>it's actually real
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/04/20/varg-vikernes-found-dead-in-house/
>>64203810
oh fuck no
what the fuck retards you fucking scared me to death its fake
>>64203810
>3rd or 4th time I've seen this bait with the fake link in /metal/
>one of these days one of our boys are going to really die and we're going to be too jaded to believe
doom and weed for boys
slam and coke for men
4/20 boys \m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-c8M-wsE0
>>64202522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6g6_OLhFI
>tfw dress in leather jacket, combat boots and black cargo pants and everybody avoids me like the plague
metal for this feel?
>>64203562
I bet Matt Pike found gnosis. I bet he found it while he was high, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_0X6r64Ko4
>>64203473
gnostics know that God exists, a gnostic is a very religious person
>>64203935
>>64203935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q_6JrFhaP0
>>64201167
FIRE IT UP
rec some stoner metal for someone who doesn't like fun. it's one of the main reasons I can't get into the genre
and no drone shit, please
Thoughts on Clutch?
>>64204039
I refuse to listen to them based on name alone
>>64204039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
>>64203971
Yes, but gnostics also have a very esoteric and ancient perception of God. It's not like big man in the sky God from the Jewish Old Testament. It's more of a universal truth that cannot possibly be understood through human minds, but it is an absolute truth, and we know it's there.
>>64204039
How are Kyuss and Elder considered metal but they aren't?
>when the 4:10 hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRQIX8Cu44
>>64203971
a very religious gnostic would be weird. it's about divine wisdom, not devotion.
>>64204127
I'D
LOVE
TO
KILL
MYSELF
>>64204071
The laws of physics dictate that time and space cannot end. Even if our own universe were to have a finite boundary, then what is on the other end? Nothing, one might say, but that nothing must go on forever and ever, or until it meets with another universe. Whatever the case may be, conceive of that nothing as an abstract concept that fills space. It either A) surrounds us, alone and empty into eternity, or B) surrounds other universes and parallel dimensions forever. Logically it is inconceivable to suggest that this nothing does not go on into an everlasting void. If one were to say that this nothing ends, then one would have to presuppose that there is something else that stops it, or that there is something on the other end as if a valley meeting the edge of a plateau. Conceive of a white space if you will, a large empty white space at the end. Where does it go? How far?
This is the God. This is what gives us birth.
>>64204145
They might not be devoted, but still deeply religious.
>>64204175
it could loop around - if you go in a straight line long enough you might end up in the same place eventually
basically a Klein bottle
>>64204178
>>64204194
Kys trip fag
>>64201167
If only Disturbed were interesting enough to become Stoner metal.
Let's see them do an 8 minute Dopesmoker cover.
>>64203911
DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH BODYPILLOW IN HAND
FOLLOW THE LOLIS TO THE WAIFU FILLED LAND
>>64204249
They covered Tears for Fears and Simon & Garfunkel, they can do anything
What do you think of windir
>>64204337
Second best melo black band
>they're banning music with violent messages in my country
>this apparently includes the entirety of extreme metal
New behexen song ladlads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzVMQoFK8uI
thovghts?
>When shadowfear hits u for the first time
>>64204355
Order it online senpai.
>>64204470
And get arrested by the government? No.
>>64204355
>>64204485
n-north korea, is that you?
>>64204498
South.
>>64204127
Jesus Merciful what a shite
That guitar sound is ass
>>64204350
what's the best?
>>64204337
more bands should have copied Windir instead of other BM bands
>>64201167
MARIJUANA BURNS INSIDE MY CRYPT
HIGH UP HERE I DON'T NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHIT
I WANNA GET HIGH BEFORE I DIE
I WANNA GET HIGH BEFORE I DIE
DIEEEEEE
DIEEEE DIEEEEEE
>>64203810
>4/20
DUDE AHAHAHA
Name a better recent proge than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HxspTeKTGg
protip:
>you know fucking can't
How does mu feel about bongripper?
>>64204732
Sounds like beyond creation but much better
>>64201167
dude, weed lmao
>>64204732
is a year back recent
>>64204740
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>64204756
>dank throne
I found that way more funny than it was
>>64204767
bring it on
>>64204650
>what's the best
Dissection, like you need to ask
>>64204756
Blaze it in the northern sky
>>64204797
:^)
>>64204741
I'd say it's more like NeOb guys realized how mediocre Citadel came out and decided to bail and make something as stellar as Portal of I again.
Can't say I blame them
>>64204194
Yeah, but what would the bottle be filled with, and where would that thing come from? What's outside of the bottle?
Does a bottle that never ends even fit the definition of a bottle? OH GOD! OH GOD!
>>64201167
Sleep - Dopesmoker
>>64204741
BC would instantly gain one point on my personal 1-10 scale if they drop those screeching backing vocals.
>>64204891
I thought they were pretty cool, what's wrong with them?
you hdave been visdited by the rato of slam
dank slams will come your way but only if you say: keep on slamming rato
>>64204838
And here I hoped you'd at least post Intronaut.
Oh well
Still solid record, but I'm not a fan of any meshuggah that is not meshuggah
>>64204928
fuck off wombat
>>64204870
Is there actual creepy cosmic horror themed metal?
Most metal with lovecraftian influences is basically just:
>"O kutulur, u so grett and alm80. bls cum and saver me :DDDDD"
>>64204928
get outa my face you gobshite
Post War related metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zK4NVPXbnw
>>64204932
>Intronaut
Pretty good band, like Baroness but not boring
>>64204928
keep on $lamming ra2
>>64204870
A klein bottle is probably only called that because it looks like a bottle, it can't actually store anything.
tripfag should've said möbius strip
>>64204954
>death metal musicians dress like they play hip hop
>black metal musicians dress like they play indie rock
What happened?
>>64204932
didn't feel much for Intronaut desu
loved Inmazes though, I mean I could go for a better concept than dreamy djent but it was perfectly executed so there's no reason I wouldn't like it, vocals got a bit goofy at times but besides that it's still a very strong 9/10 for me
>>64204990
Death metal musicians went alpha, black metal musicians went beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEGAsCM1xw&feature=youtu.be
wew
>>64205034
>dressing like a clown is considered alpha attire now
I wish this world to end and begin anew.
>>64204817
>Dissection, like you need to ask
Dissection is kind of boring, I thought you'd say something like Rotting Christ
>>64204960
a Klein bottle has only one side, you can go to any point on the bottle starting from any point
kind of like möbius strip where you can go on any point of the strip from any point - it also has one side
Reminder that Will Smith's wife made a djent song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f56ZtXrx_nw
why is this so catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lztdrfrcw
>>64205094
Hey, this is pretty good, not cringe at all
>>64205094
>he has not embraced Aladdin core yet
>>64204513
That just gives you a legit, moral, reason to pirate stuff
>>64204939
Fungoid Stream
>>64205116
>orphaned land
>not mabool
just
>>64204513
what is it like living on a country that's essentially an exploration of the depths the average person can sink to? is valuing extreme materialism and hedonistic apathy doing anything for you there?
>>64205304
Better than living in Poortugal
>>64205369
that's not a standard you should be following anon
>>64205382
You shouldn't be tripping either, faggot
>>64204948
a must
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17LtWZ9SDAo
>>64204960
>because it looks like a bottle
Correct. It's also a pun in German. It was originally called a Klein surface, but the German words for 'surface' and 'bottle' are almost the same ('Fläche' and 'Flasche')
Is the special edition worth it?
>>64205841
Needs mor grey
>>64205304
Not that guy, but it's fucking sweet. It's like being in a movie based on a Bret Easton Ellis novel with a soundtrack by Pre-Fell Cobalt
>>64205936
>leproge
>>64205967
>the progegration
>>64205936
the bonus track is not that exciting, but it looks fine. (and is also of good quality)
>>64205936
The bonus track is meht, but the album is great
>>64205967
>>64205990
>forced meme
>>64206020
>forced anti-meme meme
>>64206043
>meme
>>64206055
well man that doesn't work
you've got to escalate on what I did or it seems like you're backing off or out of ideas. Try again, and try to top what I said
>>64206055
2017-1
greentexting
I CAN NOT SEEM TO STOP MY MASTURBATION ADDICTION IM TRYING TO REDUCE IT BUT ITS ONLY VERY SLOW AND IT DOESNT WORK I FEEL LIKE SHIT BECUASE ITS NOT WHAT I WANT
>>64204948
best thrash and sodom
don't kill me black metal kvltists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
>>64206070
i'm not him>>64206020 you cum gargler
>>64206071
1919+97notusingautomatictextwewfamsmhtbh
>>64206145
S/t is better desu
>>64206145
equally awesome thrash and sodom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WoPDfIRjgI
>>64206148
Deflection, even with the unusual insult, isn't very effective either. And if you're not that guy (and you should have started by saying that) my point still stands. You don't outmeme a meme by de-escalating. You need to go above and beyond.
You are not doing well in this meme battle friend-o.
>>64206184
trying too hard memelord?
>>64206282
Well the addition of an image is definitely a step up as is saying someone's trying hard, but your phrasing is ambiguous; it could seem like you're asking me if you're trying too hard. Plus you're cementing my status as Lord of All Memes, which in this general basically makes me a god king. And you're still relying on calling me a meme, so there's been no elevation in your posts.
See these guys...
>>64206165
>>64206071
...are escalating. That's how you meme; evolving variations on a theme. There has to be progression -actual progression- which is another reason why leproge is terrible.
>>64206007
>>64205999
Not worth the extra 3 euro then?
>>64205225
Sweet, thanks.
Oh AND it's a 2-piece group... nice.
>>64205936
>>64206369
They just crowdfunded a live album by the way, should be dop
>>64206314
Damn, what's your degree?
>>64206387
A master's in memeology, working on a PhD.
>>64206369
only if you like to have your stuff in a somewhat exclusive high quality package
>>64206407
You know a good Djentist by any chance? I have poor djental hygiene.
>>64206429
djentshareguy
>>64206429
>>64206314
>>64206387
>>64206407
>>64206429
is this real life
Swallow the Sun? More like Swallow the Cum
>>64206473
is this just fantasy
Is it essential?
>>64206502
how can you swallow the cum if the morning never came?
>>64206513
no, but images and words is
>>64206502
>>64206520
This is what /methuls/ became
>>64206502
>>64206520
>>64206513
Dream Theater a shit
>>64206543
Isn't it beautiful
>>64206513
dat armpit
>>64206584
It really is
Should I become a tripfag so everyone can target their aggression at me instead of at nice people posting metal?
KATOAA KAIKKI
>>64206613
nah
>>64206584
>>64206609
Dumb Jesse poster
>>64206635
What did Jesse ever do to you?
>>64206613
>Tripfag saves /metal/
>>64206644
A LINCHPIN HOLDS WITHIN A MEMES TO AND END
>>64206665
so close, yet so far
>>64206644
"I'm not the surface, we're not machines
Under the surface, we're living dreams" - Burton "Cyber Christ" Bell
What's the most /metal/ movie to date?
Fury Road?
Heavy Metal?
Conan?
Predator?
Terminator?
>>64206718
Bobocop.
>>64206718
Freddy Got Fingered
>>64206718
Alone in the Dark
>that soundtrack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alone_in_the_Dark_(2005_film)#Soundtrack
>>64206718
Tetsuo the Iron Man
I haven't actually seen it myself, but it seems to have /metal/'s approval
would you protect his smile /metle/?
>>64206743
>>64206740
best so far
>>64206761
It's just weird shit for [runtime] minutes.
he didn't say the most metal movie, he said the most /metal/ movie
>>64206718
the detroit metal city live-action movie if we're going by most /metal/ movie rather than most metal movie.
>>64206857
>LUL GUYS HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE GET AWAY WITH RAPE JOKES AND BEING RETARDED FOR THE SAKE OF BEING RETARDED XDD
Pretty /metal/.
>>64206802
Then I shan't bother with it, thanks. I like my movies how I like my metal: structured and logical.
>>64206763
>>64206874
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>64206874
if metalocalypse is a parody of typical metal fans then detroit metal city is a documentary on /metal/ shitposting and memes.
"HUAH" - Burton C. Bell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJsRQOneMY
>>64206718
orson welles version of Macbeth actually has a pretty nice black metal feeling
>>64206967
Kurosawa's too
DUDE
>>64207016
FIXATION ON CANNABIS
>>64206718
>>64206718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDnuhbDFeY
>>64207044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5ZI9E7voY
JUST
>>64207025
LMAO
>>64206622
Memesorrow best sorrow
Where do I start with Cult of Luna?
what are some beautiful black metal records?
[someone is blastbeating your door]
[crash]
That's all it takes for Abbath to enter your home
and force you to listen to his new band.
What do you do, to prevent this?
>>64207422
>>64207435
lube up my boipussy
>>64207435
Play Alcest
Is dagon an actual satanist?
>>64207495
wow
Fuck earthly religions, Cult Mechanicus is were it's at!
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cult_Mechanicus
>>64207562
nah
>>64207562
yes actually
>>64207473
>>64207447
great picks
>>64207562
maybe
卐420 HEIL!卐
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfn5hzzzAbc
>>64207562
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64207604
EVEN IN DEATH
I STILL RIFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0VF4yI25I
