Why does Grimes suck so bad?
cause she is shit and has no talent
Has no talent
The very fact you can't thumb down a single reason means she doesn't.
>>64158622
waifu fag pls leave
>>64158566
Better questions: Why do you suck so much, OP? Why do you hate her? Why are you envious of her success, you jerk?
>>64158654
fuck off faggot
DUDE I AM LE QUIRKY AND WEIRD GUISE xD AND MAKE MYSELF UGLY ON PURPOSE I AM SO UNQIUE LMAO
>>64158622
>>64158654
>grime fags
>>64158665
Why so homophobic? You god damn cocksucker.
Why do you talk about her so much?
ffs we have enough grime threads we dont need extra grimes hate threads
Do you retards even know other artists?
>>64158566
she threw away what little interesting (yet still derivative) aspects of her music there were to make le quirk indiepop and judging from that shitshow at coachella is probably on a drug binge or something
>>64158707
>he doesn't suck cock
faggot
THAT WAS FUCKED
>>64158622
>>64158654
>these aren't 13-year old girls trying to defend their favorite Hot Topic scene band
>these are males most likely in their late teens or early twenties
Pull that trigger already, lads.
idk why can't /mu/ listen to music they enjoy instead of making infinite threads about the same artist that they hate
cause she tries to do the "omg I am so quirky xDDDD isn't my music sooooo unqiue?" when it just garbage indiepop that sounds like it was produced by an amatuer
She's sort of an untalented person who made catchy electropop songs with a synth, and then people over-encouraged her. Her music lacks the substance of a lot of people who do similar music, like MIA, and she's kinda like a kid who liked that stuff and tried to imitate it in her bedroom. Then a bunch of weeaboo girls and horny guys who thought her music was cute encouraged her, and then promoters saw that they could sell her back to those people as a product.
triggered
>>64158798
>implying any artist ever made anything like halfaxa
fuck off, it's like you're talking about a book when you've only read the back cover
>>64158798
But mia is actually good
>>64158706
i want to buy a noose already tied like that
>>64158731
They're all obsessed with her. Her haters even more.
>>64158836
>thinking halfaxa is special
its boring, uninspired synth/dream pop. I have heard better shit than that boring piece of shit
>>64158798
MIA isn't half the artist Grimes is.
>>64158798
>aka belittling her music
You fucking untalented fuck, do better than her if you can.
>>64158566
>tfw you want to fap to her but she looks exactly like your cousin and what your hypothetical daughters would probably look like too (that or Evanna Lynch)
>tfw you fap anyways
>>64158798
This
she's untalented and lacks anything to make her music interesting.
>>64158891
>he thinks you have to be an equally good artist to be able to critique art
oh wow
>>64158891
>criticize somethimg
>the traditional "hurr why don't you do if you're so great"
You don't need to be a musican to say music is shit, just you don't need to be a fucking chef to say some food is awful, or that a movie sucks
>>64158891
why are you so mad
>>64158924
>neet critiquing art
rofl
ITT: hating Grimes
pffffffft
>>64158795
Explain the very positive reviews of her albums
>>64158889
I guarantee that this dumbass never listened to Halfaxa. Prove me wrong.
>>64159075
>m-muh metacritic
It essentially means nothing.
>>64159075
Critics like shit. They give Taylor Swift and Katy Perry glowing reviews but that doesn't mean they are good.
Which album, if even possible, would help me get into grimes the best?
>>64158622
>>64158654
>>64158836
>>64158867
#CUTFORGRIMES
>>64159094
Visions is the only answer.
Art Angels sucks hard, as hard as you want to suck her tiny titties
The first two albums she made are bland, bland like her spit in my mouth.
>>64159034
Not him, but the guy who wrote the critical post.
I'm a grad student at Boston University, and I'm currently doing development work in West Africa. I don't qualify as a "NEET"
>>64158566
Does anyone have a video saved of her coachella performance? It was taken down by 4AD. Probably because it was trash. I want to show some friends and laugh at her.
>>64159411
who would want to save a piece of shit
>>64159411
https://vimeo.com/163139010
They really took it down? lol, that's telling.
>>64159461
Oh wow disregard that i suck cocks
I should have checked it first
>>64159411
>It was taken down by 4AD.
HAHAH, it really was. It was here just a few hours ago.
You know she seriously fucked up when her label starts scrubbing any recorded proof of her performance from existence.
>>64159493
And all that it is left are the reviews saying "oh it was good and scrappy and blah blah blah"
>>64159411
>>64159486
>>64159493
holy kek
>>64159486
>>64159493
LOL GRIMESFAGS BTFO
DAMAGE CONTROL INITIATED
>>64159507
The coverup is always worse than than the crime
How about youf ucking idiots think for yourselfves for omnce and see that this beautiful girl is more talented then you will all ever be! Try to make an album more incredible then Art Angels I'll be waiting 4 u right here
Tjhat's right you can't faggots
>>64159411
Found one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aOGyBg_mF7c
I still like her, AMA
>>64159602
>beautiful
>>64159602
>talented
>>64159602
>incredible
my sides
>>64159653
Is that cat going to be OK? :(
>>64159668
he's just sneezing
>>64159602
Man, I was half joking earlier when I said it was probably just one waifufag trying to bait people, but unless this is some top tier dedication you seem legitimately mad. Seek help friendo.
>>64159617
kek
>>64159602
This is a jar of tapeworms. I would rather have this be poured into my ears than hear that coachella performance again.
The waifu threads made hating her popular and now it's even about the waifu people anymore, nor are there any
This place is extraordinary
>>64159173
>her tiny titties
So are her nipples/areaolae boyish and little, or disproportionately large?
I like to think that she secretly has a fairly meaty pussy, and big, chewable nipples.
What do other anons here think?
>>64158566
2 much heroin
>>64160160
>I like to think that she secretly has a fairly meaty pussy, and big, chewable nipples.
I don't know how you got his idea, I imagine the exact opposite on both counts.
Tight and regularly shaved pussy with no meatflaps and small pink nips.
You can just tell these things from the way she looks and the shape her body is in.
>>64158566
Reminder that this cunt is part responsible for the Viet Cong name change
>muh oppresion
>>64160215
I had an ex who was similarly skinny AF, and she had the beefiest pussy I've ever fucked (still was tight as hell) along with nipples/areolae that belonged on a pair of 34DDs, not her 32Bs.
Then again, I had another ex who had the exact same body as grimes does, and she was a perfect simp with tiny little pink nipples.
That's why I'm dying to know. Part of me thinks it's the latter, but part of me looks at Grimes's big mouth and thinks it might be the former...
>>64158795
>â–¶
Agreed. If only she had the ovaries to forgo ticket vocal sales.
Bitch, I love you, but your voice needs to be something other than a shit lyric/vocal spout.
She's decent. I don't see what the point of these threads is. Is it envy?
>>64159089
>they give katy perry glowing reviews
No they don't.
>>64160278
>>64160278
Be that first MEGA female producer. You silly whore vapid cunt.
>>64159075
image.
c'mon, the music is so obvious you can get the chords without even paying attention.
>>64160160
Can't speak for anyone else, but you strike me as somewhat mentally ill (since you asked).
>>64160501
>image
but Grime's image is weak as fuck.
>>64160522
It could be worse,
At least I'm not drawing grimes futanari
>>64160552
You make a solid point, not gonna lie.
>>64160524
>ugly as fuck
fixed for you friend
>>64159602
Quality bait
>>64159461
TOP KEK 4AD VIRAL CREW ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64160524
no, it's not, critics love her "so quirky i don't care being ugly lel" image
>>64160160
Im having the urge to service meaty soft genitals with my mouth, im not even a little horny but a nipple sounds so good rn
>>64160655
#CUTFORGRIMETH
itt: grimes fags btfo to oblivion
>>64159602
Nice quality bait.
>>64158566
For one I find her music rather uninspired. She wears goofy outfits but that's kind of normal in most pop music now. She's a bit life Death Grips for me. I'm not sure if it's just a meme here or not.
she's pop music for outcasts
if you haven't figured this out, you're a retard
>>64160949
>outcasts
But her audience are all rich preppy liberal college kids, what's "outcast" about that? It's as typical and mainstream an audience as it gets.
>>64158566
>Popular with people who pirate music
>biggest selling record sold 11,000 copies I. The first week
>don't be confused when she's fallen off the face of the earth 3 years from now
>it's because of you
>>64160552
why aren't you anon
>>64160949
>she's pop music for outcasts
lmao what
bitch is literally in the vogue s m h
>>64158566
I know why grimes is a feminist guys. It's because she's ugly and can't get the men she wants. So she gets pissed at all of them for being such "bad people".
>>64160978
>>64161005
i should have said wanna-be outcasts
you don't appeal to what people are, you appeal to what they want to be
>>64160949
>outcasts
poor misunderstood white weeaboo girls on tumblr
muh first-world problems
>>64161046
>wanna-be outcasts
So poseurs? Gotcha.
>>64158622
Your trip is beyond faggy. Lose it and then we'll talk.
>>64161110
>attempting to force a shitty meme stereotype that pretty much only could apply to semi-obscure internet communities instead of acknowledging that there's such a thing as an alt-normie
it's that simple m8
I wonder if Grimes and Lavren met up and comforted each other about their shitty sets. Also who would have thought the trainwrecks of the festival were two groups popular on /mu/ and not Halsey.
>>64161336
You are fucked.
Lauren is the next Lykke Li, only Kpop cute. Grimes is the next Quincy Jones.
The levels are vast & far apart.
>>64161002
Thanks for the inspiration, you really made me rethink my life's priorities.
Here, have some hot, fresh OC
don't delete this post
>>64161402
Both their sets were the same level of awful. Though Chvrches might have a leg up here since only really Lavren's vocals were fucked whereas Grimes' set didn't have anything good about it at all.
>>64161416
good to see I inspired you, kek
somebody out there is gonna jerk it to this now you know
>>64161402
If she goes solo.
If Lauren stays, talking U2 money. Bitch could be the next Bono.
>>64161439
>somebody out there is gonna jerk it to this now you know
yeah maybe a couple autists from lgbt other than that no one gives a fuck
>>64161439
>somebody out there is gonna jerk to this now you know
>implying I'm not already...
>>64161461
that's just not true, especially considering this board is kinda homo
also why so mad m8
>>64161206
>attempting to force a shitty meme stereotype
That's Grimeths's whole career in one sentence.
>>64161437
>Playing to Coachella
I would do nothing but shit on that audience.
>>64161484
>that's just not true, especially considering this board is kinda homo
This is just a projection with no evidence.
>>64161506
Coachella is done. It's fucking Lollapaloza.
>>64161506
are you literally saying that she was intentionally garbage right now?
>>64161553
>implying coachella was ever NOT done
Small festivals are where its at, man
>>64161509
iirc there was a poll a while back and there were a bunch of bisexuals and a decent number of homos
>>64161578
Great job with that evidence. You didn't prove a thing.
>>64161563
Yes. My guess is she knows her audience, & she hates herself. I project a deep producing move, where you never see her again. You never see her again, but Selena Gomez scores a 8.8 on pitchfork
>>64161616
sorry for not having concrete data on anons on an anonymized taiwanese knitting forum
also if you just look around you can see homo stuff pretty often
>>64161669
>also if you just look around you can see homo stuff pretty often
yes there has been threads like that but there were only like 30 so posters with over 100+ replies so it's bullshit to think this entire board is homo/bi.
>>64161740
that's why I didn't say the whole board was, just that there was a comparatively large amount of homos here
>>64159089
>They give Taylor Swift and Katy Perry glowing reviews
They were positive but far from glowing. Check yourself if you don't believe me.
>>64161740
not to mention everyone there's no way you can prove that every single anon in those threads actually are homo/bi. Some of them could be fedora tipping feminazis.
>>64160215
confirmed virgin. stop watching porn and hentai.
>>64161819
>fedora tipping feminazis
wow, the fedora stereotype really has been stretched beyond recognition
what's the best music festival nowadays?
>>64161851
burning man
the best part is that they provide all of the food and water for you so you don't need to bring anything with you at all!
>>64161648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>64160034
thats spahgetti
please, can anyone post that webm where she is naked?
LEAVE GRIMES ALONE
>>64161416
i just jerked to this and i didnt even realize there was a cock in the picture wtf
>>64162002
u gay now boi
enjoy le succ dicc now
>>64161894
Favorite composer?
>>64160501
Fucking hell, but she's criticized for her look. It must be her music then. It's really amazing and people with good taste like it.
>>64160783
You must be an imbecile if you believe that. Haters gonna hate, fans gonna love her music. As for you, you are trash.
>>64162090
> implying a dislike of shallow, cutesy, peurile synthpop indicates imbecility
the butthurt is strong with this one
let the hatred flow through you!
>>64162033
You realize you could have said Danny Elfman or Hans Zimmer & I would have been fine with that.
>>64162189
The fact you lack enough integrity to back up your shit...
Anyone could enlighten me why some folks hate Grimes?
>>64162033
>>64162189
>>64162207
might wanna turn your trip off when samefagging yourself anon
>>64162282
It's my first time doing it. I have no idea how I got it, but I think I'm going to keep it.
>>64158566
>imagine dem cheeks when she sucks your dingus
>>64162282
wew lad
autism in the flesh
>>64162301
I would rape grimes and make her my sex slave.
>>64162301
>>64162336
Think I got a handle on it now.
>>64162336
where to cop?
>>64162364
Amazon
>>64162352
>They crossed a thresshold somewhere
almost there anon, just need to secure it now and you'll almost be a tripfag!
>>64162352
>trying to impersonate me
>forgetting punctuation
nice try, fucko
ugly, no talent, stupid fucking lisp
fuck anyone who has a lisp
learn to speak you lazy piece of shit
>>64162378
Too much work.
Take it, if you want.
>>64162396
>>64162400
see
>>64162395
>>64162302
your fucking gay faggit
>>64162400
please stop
Ban contest?
First one to get banned, is not The tHe. OK?
>>64162441
>They crossed a thresshold somewhere
>>64162441
>>64162473
>They crossed a thresshold somewhere
tripped
>>64162002
>>64162019
haha the
>gay but im straight meme
When will it end.
fuck this thread
>>64162441
I've got a lurid mature feet hang up.
Bad babysitter!? Bad!? ???
>>64162520
Have a nice pic here.
Ban, no ban?
>>64162441
>it's against the rules to namefag
who fuckin knew.com
>>64162726
damn, that woofer doesn't fuck about
bwoy engaged in some serious bitchslamming there
>>64162775
Best bet against a dog like that. Steel toed boot.
>>64158566
She suck MY DICK so bad
>>64162802
shoveldog.webm
>>64162809
damn right i bet she has a really tight ass too. Oh I'd fuck her so hard.
Am I here?
>>64158566
the Death Grips set was even worse tb honest.
>le uncle tom yells on stage with techno man and the little drummer boy to a crowd of predominantly white men
Fucking cringe.
>tfw a perfect webm is thought upon, but you labeled it wrong in pictures.
You neckbird shitlords act like spurned schoolboys, it's pathethic.
You greasers really think Claire cares about your shitflinging? Get real!
The press absolutely adored her performance, get your ears checked, nerds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3n8rygjczk
>>64160243
I dont like her music and dont care what she does, but when i learnt about this... fuck her
>>64163214
3/4's short of Animal Collective.
Still brilliant.
>>64163214
>>64163243
>comparing grimes to Animal Collective
>thinking that grimes even comes close.
>>64163302
Modern day Collective is stale as fuck.
They wish.
>>64163302
>>64163243
both just silly hacks playing with goofy sounds and calling it art
>>64162997
That's right. These fuckers need a reality check. They hate Grimes just because they're insecure and stupid.
>>64163302
animal collective is gay
grimes is not gay because she is a womanb
>>64163214
is this supposed to be good?
>>64163302
You're wrong. She's much better.
>>64160243
wait... are you serious?
God fucking damn it, fuck this bitch
>>64163214
are those feet supposed to be hot? because I have an erection right now
>>64163329
I'd love to know what being gay has to do with it. So what their isn't gay women. Oh boy do we have several people on this board that's mental. it's ridiculous.
>>64163357
>>64163214
>you will never sniff and lick grimes' keyboard
why even live
>>64163345
>>64163345
lemme guess she's better just because she's a woman.
>>64163214
this is grimz at full qt powah but its bad desu
Grimes and Bjork are right now the two most waifufagged artists in this board. Grimesfags and borkfags threads are the cancerof /mu/
>>64163302
AnCo is shite, Grimes is shite, this whole dreamy shite is shite fuck off with this uninspired indie """"""""""""""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""""""""""" MPP is as terrible as Art Angles get over it nerds
>>64163400
No. Because she makes better music, simple as that. Grimes >>>>>>>> AnCo.
>>64163380
you are typing like an angry little woman jsjsjajjjajjaja gai
All you fags are misandrists. Nothing else to it really.
>>64163456
i hate shoegaze and dreamy pop and what not as well, sadly grimes is super catchy
https://www.4chan.org/banned
The fuck?
>>64160243
>Viet Cong
What. I google "Grimes Viet Cong" and find nothing. Provide some source please
>>64163511
>grimes is super catchy
Like a pokemon she is.
>>64162962
This is better I promise!
>>64163511
memes aside she's usually decent live, she must have been on coke or something, she had literally zero laryngeal control and hand dexterity, and she was dancing like a freak
>>64163545
angry woman sjaksjkajsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgvyTLmq3SU
Is this objectively better?
>>64163214
So she sucked back in the day. Got it. Not surprised.
>>64163329
but grimes has a dick desu
so your point is invalid senpai
>>64163448
To be honest. I hate to say this. Kill me now. Bjork has the voice & songwriting skills of god, but... production value?
Call me Jaded.
>anco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiSwGbv4QUg
>>64163348
>>64163544
Sorry, on mobile now but the post is still up in her facebook, i think it was posted around september 2015?
Basically she was one of the main instigators of the viet cong name change by sharing an article about how offensive and hurtful the name was
>>64163624
It's a whole new DIY millennial pioneer greatness.
WHY hate on Grimes,when she sounds so different. Fuck good, but she sounds fucking amazing.
The hate?
>>64163643
counterpoint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIkU5VmRFag
My waifu is Robyn, by the why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
>normies in this thread kill yourselves
>>64163696
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>>64163511
>sadly grimes is super catchy
>SADLY
wtf?
she doesn't. her fanbase does tho
>>64164057
why?
>>64164057
both suck
>>64163214
I kind of want to get one of those Vocal Performer pedals.
>>64158622
haha failed lifer here
>>64158566
>Why does Grimes suck so bad?
the smell
>>64158836
If you read his comment, OP doesn't necessarily have a problem with early Grimes. You are the one who project your own bullshit here. You're the weak ass apologist here. BIIIIIITCH ASS BITCH
So much bullshit ITT. Fuck off y'all.
>>64166391
she's shit. get over it
>>64158566
Grimes sucks asshole
>>64158566
SHE'S LITERALLY THE KATE BUSH OF OUR GENERATION
>>64167147
Prove it that she's shit.
>>64167232
I heard flesh without blood in the mall
literal mallfag core
>>64167283
This argument is as shitty as you. This is all you can do?
If you ever needed any proof that /mu/ was hands down the most garbage board going today just read this thread
>>64167232
All her early work is bland, uninspired trash with no substance and now she's shit indiepop. At least her early work was at times interesting
>>64167457
Objectively wrong
>>64167457
>All her early work is bland, uninspired trash
>At least her early work was at times interesting
Lmao goddamn people here are absolute retards
>>64167487
compared to what she's doing now its more intersting. Still shit but less stinky shit then what she is doing now
>>64167527
At least she probably isn't as retarded as you, she's got that going for her
>>64158566
>grimes will never succ you
>>64167564
Nah she probably is retarded
>>64167487
Well spotted the stupidity of this >>64167457 pleb. Shame that any idiot with a keyboard has access to the internet.
>>64167682
>he doesn't have the same opinion as me, so he is a pleb
>>64167682
>someone doesn't agree with your view point
>"hurr must be stupid and a pleb"
>>64167564
she may not be retarded but she certainly sounds retarded
>>64158795
She is an amateur ya daft cunt and I don't get the quirkyness. Can you come up with some real reasons now without using a XD face or buzzwords?
>>64167715
>>64167730
No. Notice how he contradicted himself.
>ALL her early work is bland, uninspired trash
>AT LEAST her early work was at times interesting
>>64167754
What you said is just plain bullshit.
>>64162997
>poopy jams
where can i get some poopy jams to jam out to sempai
>>64167784
You obviously have reading comprehension problems. I said COMPARED to the work she is doing now it was more interesting. Its still trash in its own regard. Its like comparing two shits and saying one at least tolerable. Both are still shit but one can be tolerated.
I am not saying her early stuff is trash but I like it.
>>64167913
You keep sinking in your stupidity. You clearly said "all her early work is bland, uninspired trash". All means fucking everything. Then immediately you said "at least her early work was at times interesting". Make up your mind, which one is the correct one to you?
// On a side note, I completely disagree with both statements.
>>64167913
You lost all credibility with the previous post. Your opinion can't be taken seriously anymore cause you're an idiot
>>64168037
That is fine if you don't agree. If you like her that is cool. I don't. And again this is me COMPARING early work vs present work. How do you not udnerstand the concept of comparing something.
>>64168079
Sorry you can't read
>>64168037
>>64168079
you two are fucking retarded. he is comparing shit to shit. not hard to grasp.
Everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot. I hate you all in here
>>64168037
>>64168079
Do you two not understand what a comparison is?
Grimes sucks my dick :^)
>>64158566
Well she has one of the worst voices I have ever heard in pop, or really any female vocalists. Like seriously bad, I cringe so hard trying to listen to her music.
>>64168173
>>64168200
>>64168281
read this comment again >>64167457
now slap yourselves idiots hahaha
>>64168360
still a comparison. you are illiterate
Grimes haters all cucks that listen to Oasis
>look itt because it keeps getting bumped
>scroll to the bottom
>see grimesfags being literally retarded
get help pls
>>64168459
No you fucking idiot. Don't try to evade the fact that you're dumb as fuck lel
>>64168360
>and now she's shit indiepop. At least her early work was at times interesting
Its still a comparison. God I didn't know grimefags were this fucking retarded
>>64168501
Sorry you can't understand what a comparison is.
>>64168503
>>64168536
No shit. And you're still an idiot. Learn how to make comprehensible statements retard
>>64168579
If others were able to understand it then you must be the retard
>>64168598
Others called you out on it too and of course there's gonna be other idiots just as dumb as you who'll defend you just to spite grimes fans
>>64168598
gggggggggggggggggrmsdf
