ded thred
>>64064243
Im new to metal. What should I listen to first?
T E X A S
>uspm
riff riff
>eupm
beep beep
>jpm
noodle noodle
prove me wrong
>>64074039
damn, what a perfect albums. Can be listened infinite amount of time. Even early Priest's lyrics are top notch unlike in most of bands
>>64074039
brokeNCYDE
>>64074039
Black sabbath, Judas priest, Iron maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZAraJrlM5I
reposting this because great
surf rock cover of Mayhem that works surprisingly well
>>64074039
who up
any essential stoner sludge/doom releases in the last 5 years? I have been out of the loop
>>64074039
depends on what you like already
these are required listening tho >>64074060
>>64074039
niggerdevil - i fucked your mom last night: metal introducton
>>64074060
>mfw after listening to metal for 14 years and discovering the most filthy, raw, disgusting and vile shit known to man, I still listen to those classic bands
>>64074050
riff > noodle > horse shit > beep
"How can you listen to Burzum?! Don't you know he's a racist bigot?
>>64074123
>listening to Burzum at all regardless of political and social leanings
>>64074080
Church Of Misery - Thy Kingdom Scum
>>64074123
I-I just listen for the orcish screeching while I play cRPGs
who /badass/ here?
>>64074155
/badass/ reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXAh5MPCSU
>>64074155
But exhorder's first album is better
>>64074051
This. This anon knows
>>64074039
Great album for starters
>>64074123
thats exactly why
>>64074216
any more essential ooga booga-core?
>>64074155
Professional /badass/ here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnM4lJ_-qq4
>>64074039
There are so many subgenres it's hard to give any recommendations. I started with Trivium and Cradle of Filth 10 years ago.
>>64074236
That one grind album with venus flytraps
>>64074250
SMOKING A CIGARETTE, PUTTING ON LEATHER GLOVES
>>64074155
>painkiller
Count me in
>>64074268
gay
>>64074216
>tfw bass
>>64074062
this is even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC3QnAcBsbg
>>64074268
>I started with Trivium and Cradle of Filth 10 years ago
Absolute cancer.
Leave the hall before you metastasize.
>>64074329
This
I work in a morgue pathologist. When we brought cold body Schuldiner, I immediately excited. In my mind began to appear wild scenes of perversions, I have long wanted to implement, but I was afraid that I might be caught by my colleagues. But this time I had the night shift and I worked alone. There was no one on the floor. Before they brought his body, I learned that the funeral his coffin would not be opened, that's why I was able to do with the body of anything. I pulled out his thick cock and stuck in his anus cold. It was a thrill. I fucked his body in different poses. When I finished, I decided to rest. After a short rest, I was excited again and decided that fuck him in the mouth. But the dead tissues of the body different from the living tissue of its elasticity. I had to take a special tool to gently stretch the mouth of Chuck. His Throat was cold, which is why I got an indescribable orgasm. But the party was just beginning. I took a special knife and slit open his abdomen. I pulled out all the guts, insides Schuldiner. I put it all on a special table, took the scissors and began to gut it all. When his insides looked like beef, I climbed onto the table, dropped his pants and vysral huge pile of shit. I began to mix it up beef stew transformation into a homogeneous mass. I then completely undressed and began to besmear oneself foul up-meat weight and masturbate. I imagined that I swallowed a single organism Schuldiner foul up-meat mass, and all items all over the world, the whole universe is made of. I fired a jet of sperm 3 meters. It was indescribable. After an exciting night of pleasure I put a lot of meat, foul up in a cold body of Chuck and sewed up his abdomen ... After a warm shower faced a paperwork.
>>64074407
This one is gold
>>64074407
>tfw Evil Chuck would probably find this funny
>>64074062
>surf rock cover of Mayhem that works surprisingly well
Not really a surprise considering both genres use tremolo picking a lot
>>64074407
A BM fan stands half-naked in a winter forest and is shaking. What's wrong?
He is angry that it isn't colder.
>>64074556
XDDDD
>>64074176
Correct
Also where's dekapitator?
non virus-infected leak link where?
Tech-osdm recs?
>>64074736
>listening to leaks
>>64074736
>inb4 cult of luna pasta
>>64074774
That's what you get when you're false as fuck
>>64074736
It's shite but if you want it I can upload it
>>64074774
i'm buying the album so having it enter my eardrums 2 weeks before its released shouldn't make you cry
>>64074080
https://gravesatsea.bandcamp.com/album/the-curse-that-is
Do yourself a favour m80
http://strawpoll.me/7380638
http://strawpoll.me/7380638
http://strawpoll.me/7380638
>>64074080
Herder's entire discog.
>>64074080
Check these bands out: Belzebong, Stone Titan, Admiral Angry, Meth Drinker and The Body
>>64075057
I want to taste her body.
>>64075228
It probably tastes like refried beans and tequila
>>64075271
Both of those are god-tier so that's cool with me tbqh
>>64074155
>Nola, Painkiller, EOV, RAW, WM, The ultra-violence
can i be allowed even if i'm a progfag at heart?
>>64074062
I have legit considered making a surf bm record
KYNNET SELÄSSÄÄN
>>64074970
He said he doesn't mind if people listen to it beforehand but people uploading and distributing the leak is what he hates
>>64074736
Here you go
I also threw in a rare pepe for you ;)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/7f1bbicy994dcu7/HAKAF.zip
>ITT: God-tier album covers
>>64074736
>>64075517
>tfw my friend got a review copy almsot 2 months ago
Why aren't you a reviewer yet?
>>64075646
wow...
>>64075671
Because progarchives said I need at least 200 reviews with at least 500 words each with roughly 50% positive and 50% negative.
>>64075646
>>64075646
>>64074123
What the fuck is a burzum?
>>64075646
>>64075836
what the fuck is this
>>64075875
What the fuck is going on
>>64074039
Blue Cheer and Budgie are nice proto-metal starters.
First five Black Sabbath albums are essential imo.
Judas Priest, Saxon and Iron Maiden makes up for a nice a NWOBHM starter.
Metallica (first three albums), Megadeth, Slayer, Overkill, Sodom, Kreator and Destruction makes up for nice thrash compilation.
Venom and Motörhead are imo big essentials for many metal genres and thus should not be left out.
Nice Doom starter I´d say is Pentagram, Saint Vitus, Cathedral, Obsessed and Candlemass.
For Stoner stuff Sleep should not be left out in any way.
Kyuss, Monster Magnet, Fu Manchu, Orange Goblin are some of my favorites Stoner Rock bands, though not strictly metal per say.
Stoner Doom: Acid King, Acrimony and Electric Wizard are good starters
I dont listen much Black, Death and Sludge so I have no sayings in those.
>>64075908
wew
>>64074059
Let's great freaky now
>>64075910
Whats wrong with AJFA
>>64075965
confirmed mememasters
>>64074407
a rare quality post on /mu/
>tfw want to buy bass or guitar and needed equipment
>tfw no money
>thus cant practice and make fuzzed out, slow, blues-y Stoner metal at some point
>your fresh album will never be small-scale succes
>Stoned Meadow of Doom will not post it in his Youtube channel giving it nice detailed review
Stoner metal for this feel?
>>64076059
>doom
>practice
Why did he do it?
>>64076104
because he was gay
>>64076059
>have a shitty electric guitar
>too tired of living to even begin learning how to play
Just fucking kill me please
>>64076093
Hey gotta learn how to drown out the band by some ridiculous pedal settings
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHCTT2t1lE
>0:40
>>64074216
Garbage ass hipster metal
>>64076148
not everything you don't like is hipster, dude
I dont get this album, why is it considered such a classic? its not bad but i just dont see whats great about it
>>64076184
A combination of the last two, I pick the guitar up and just set it back down because I just don't feel like doing anything.
>>64075671
>tfw reviewer
>>64076059
t. every new stoner metal band
>>64076141
that is fucking bad ass
>>64074155
>But if it were Pepper's song it would be called /bury me in coke/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAwOuE67mUA
>>64075910
>mfw i've never listened to any heavy metal albums
>>64076307
how to spot an atmoshitter
What can we do about the sexism and racism present in metal music?
>>64076307
Well why haven´t you?
>>64076377
Ignore it
>>64076418
i don't really know senpai, i guess i'd rather just listen to trad doom or thrash metal
>>64076443
What are your hobbies? What are your top 5 personal values? If you could become anyone or anything, what would it be? (Go crazy, like if you literally want to become the God Emperor of Anime, that's fine.) Do you exercise?
Is this the best album with the worst cover?
>>64076494
Flawless Doom album in my opinion.
>>64076465
>implying thrash and heavy aren't the same thing
True Hermetic Deep Rock are bands such as Kate Bush, Led Zeppelin, Rush, CMX, Tool, the Smiths and Genesis. You can listen to your Metallica if you want to, but you don't understand anything about true Gurdjieffic Gnostic Rock. You are just a poser and can fuck off the whole scene. Deep Rock is Real music that's not meant for animals like you, but for true Naguals, who don't care about clowns like you. Deep Rock is music for the elite and you don't understand it. None of you understand the True Occult. You ridiculous children. Our worldview is based on ouspenskian gurdjieffism, on a personal level castanedanian mysticism, collective level eliadelan shamanism. Without the understanding of theoretical occultism, it is futile to dream about understanding the gurdjieffian worldview. None of you can understand Gurdjieff, since you are intellectially like earthworms. You can never reach the top level of elitist hermetism, so why even dream about it. Mysticism and Deep Rock are for the elite. For the true naguals.
>>64076556
>Afterglow plays in the distance
>>64076524
Oh it's so fucking good,Saint Vitus can do no wrong
>>64076443
getting a job, as much as it sucks, is good because momentum gets you back into shit way more than you think it would
>>64076377
Wait for the end times and listen to Hell Awaits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F29aFb0CuyU
>>64076465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zm9qgBP4Q8
>>64076556
So do you like Pantera?
>>64076377
who is that beta looking fuck I keep seeing, guy looks straight up JUSTed out of his life
>>64076616
At this point anything's better than sitting at home.
>>64076483
I don't really have any hobbies anymore just time fillers and the only thing I'm to become is somewhat satisfied with life.
>>64076443
Money comes first. Get a job and work your way out of the hole from there.
>>64076556
>Our worldview is based on ouspenskian gurdjieffism, on a personal level castanedanian mysticism, collective level eliadelan shamanism.
kek
wotanic hitlerism is still better though
what's the metal equivalent to the end of eva
How do we save him?
>>64076760
le sky blue grind album
fuck off
>>64076760
>>64076792
retail
>>64076792
Start a band maaaaan.
>>64076792
get some experience doing voluntary work
Guys
What's the metal equivalent of Legend of the Galactic Heroes?
>>64076494
This interview is great, Wino is so fucked lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZw9VqwW4s
>>64076598
Are you being sarcastic?
>>64076896
Holy shit this is hard.
Bolt Thrower
Classic Iron Maiden maybe.
>>64076896
Keldian
>>64076265
Anyone else here get a kick out of getting drunk and listening to the first Down album on hot spring and summer days?
Has a better summer metal album ever been recorded?
>>64076792
Warehouse or factory
>shit at physical labour
Well enjoy being a retaildrone or telemarketer.
>>64076943
Damn this is some good shit
the drumming is pretty dull though
>>64076965
My best friend and I have a pretty solid memory of that sort. We watched a bootleg of the 95 Texas show and drank a 30 rack. He ended up pissing on my wall that night, and I believe he snorted some cheap vicodins off of my roommates tits.
And the answer to your second question is no probably not.
How do you guys meet bands? Like what do you do? Show up early as fuck or something?
>>64077018
Why would you want to meet them?
>>64077039
I am severely autistic
>>64077039
To fuck them.
>>64077039
why wouldnt you want to meet them?
>>64077018
yeah, or stay late as fuck. And have shit to say to them.
I know a guy who goes to a shitload of concerts and always has dumb anecdotes to tell to new bands he meets thanks to that. He got to tag along with Gojira and Orphaned Land just by being chatty and relatable.
>>64077018
Go to a show at a bar or nightclub and wait outside of the back where their tour buses generally park. Some venues it's easier than others. For instance at the Worcester Palladium in Massachusetts, the bands park right on the side street, so you can meet up with them by waiting right at the doorway where they unload and catch them before they get on their bus or if they're so inclined they'll come out of their bus to greet you.
What's the Animaymay equivalent of Decapitated ?
>>64077127
Pretty sure it's Genocyber part 1.
>>64077153
this looks pretty brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY4U2QlVw4w
>>64077184
That's the beginning of part 2.
Yeah actually part 2 is more fitting.
>>64076766
>not knowing Jeff Waters has bipolar cycles of ass kicking thrash and straight up cucked JUST
The next album should be good
>>64077259
his thrash alter ego is very mediocre, not worth listening to at all
>>64077301
Be that as it may, one can't simply write off Annihilator as irrelevant or unnecessary.
Besides, they're memeworthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTug-g26AuA
>>64077184
I miss super gory anime.
>>64077184
Whoa.
>>64077351
yeah it was so bizzare seeing gore in a gook cartoon, it looked very unnervingly out of place
>>64077351
I miss gory games, you'd think with all this cool graphic shit we have now we'd have a game that's gory AF but not really.
TRVE ULTRAVIOLENT CHINESE CARTOONS YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH:
Wicked City
Urotsukidoji
Bio Hunter
Doomed Megalopolis
Ninja Scroll
Demon city Shinjuku
Genocyber
Angel Cop
MD Geist
AD Police Files
Devilman (the OVAs)
IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED SOME OF THESE (preferably from a shitty VHS rip), DO NOT ENTRY.
>>64077184
Damn...
>>64077437
They're all so bad story-wise though
>>64077351
gory anime isn't really lost, anime can get away with a far lot more today than it could a few decades ago.
>>64074042
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO9rXbOUGcQ
>>64077437
>no Apocalypse Zero
Shame on you.
>>64077468
autism really, doing 10 min videos about bands discussed to death
>>64077437
Oh, I almost forgot:
Violence Jack.
The name says it all.
>>64077437
>watching shitty gook fantasy cartoons
>not watching eastern european snuff films and deep web torture vids
>>64077461
But it's all shit.
Japan literally only produces 'schoolgirls do x' anymore.
>Wicked City
Have it. Like it.
>Urotsukidoji
Never seen.
>Bio Hunter
Didn't like.
>Doomed Megalopolis
Never seen.
>Ninja Scroll
Have it. Like it.
>Demon city Shinjuku
Seen it. Can't remember.
>Genocyber
Never seen.
>Angel Cop
Never seen.
>MD Geist
Never seen.
>AD Police Files
Never seen.
>Devilman (the OVAs)
Never seen.
Well, boys, looks like I've got some work to do.
>>64077460
That's the point, it's b-horror anime
>>64077461
Gore-focused anime IS lost
>>64077475
aw damn, I forgot this one.
>>64077460
First off, that's fucking wrong. Secondly, who gives a shit?
>>64077496
>useless info: the post
thx, bro
>>64077437
you know the freakiest shit is when electronics mix with flesh, like in genocyber and Blame
>>64077484
I bet you're a noisefag who thinks he's super-hardcore cause he listens to amplified butterfly farts for hours on end.
>>64077517
>Implying.
>>64077505
>gore-focused anime IS lost
gore-focused animu a shit
gorey animu that aren't centralized around gore as a theme are great
>>64077523
Yeah that shit is horrifying, but Blame isn't the best example.
>>64077523
Blame is the drone doom of manga
>hurr nobody talks and nothing happens but it's """""atmospheric""""" so that makes it good amirite
>>64077550
Name one 'gorey' anime released in the last 2 years.
And no, excessive amounts of blood ist not 'gorey'.
>>64077550
Sorry man, but you're a false.
Since when is it OK to consider oneself a metalhead without liking gore for its own sake?
>>64077572
No. It's the Ice Ages of Manga.
Or Industrial doom maybe, but not drone. There's too much exciting shit happening.
>>64077565
other examples?
>>64077572
>reading blame while listening to Elend and Lustmord
how can one man be so based?
bassius 4 lyf
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaUWW8Q_vk
>>64077620
Bubblegum Crisis and its spin-offs. Also Akira.
And also the AD Police manga.
>>64077651
Truly our boy
>Listening to Toxic Holocaust while playing Stalker
Feels good blyat
>>64077623
Dude
ICE
AGES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbT7dQIhqVE
>>64077572
If I had to equate BLAME t osomething metl-related, I'd equate it to stuff like P.H.O.B.O.S., Decree, etc. rather than drone.
>>64077741
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64077756
Hence
>>64077613
>>64077741
TARD
>>64077741
ST IN NIGGERCUM
>>64077736
>listening to music while playing games
This makes no sense whatsoever, even if you've played the game a million times
>>64077741
HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
>>64077745
>industrial
Eh, not my cup.
>>64077826
i do it while playing GTA V only because the music selection in that game is crap
>>64077826
Not really, I just turn off the game's music and leave mine as background
Really good for atmospheric vidya like Fallout
WHADADESYAAA NOOOOOO REEE SPEEKK WAK PUNK ARE YA TALKING TO MAAAA WALK ON HOM BOII DUDUDUDUM DUDUDUDUM DUDUDUM
>>64076524
>>64076596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vGOGfokJnM
post god-tier doom
>>64077745
Hey, you recced me this the other day, didn't you? Good stuff. I've found Gridlock's early albums to have that same kinda mood.
>>64077915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
>>64077906
>>64077907
>disrespecting the artistic intent of the creator
I bet you install mods too
>>64077937
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg [Embed]
what did they mean by this?
>>64077826
There are games where the music just sucks. You turn it off and put something fitting on.
>tfw certain game/music combos are forever burnt into your mind and you instantly think of the counterpart whenever one of it comes up
>>64077932
huh.
>>64077945
I do :^)
>>64077937
>>64077945
i'm not talking about GTA's original score (even if that was pretty bland too), the music on the radio is just all crap.
>>64077839
>likes BLAME!
>doesn't like industrial
?????????????????
Also it's one of Protector's side-projects. It's honorary metal at this point.
>>64078017
yo what in the fuck is even happening past the Toha heavy industries part? I have no fucking idea
>>64078038
it's literally spelled out for you.
read the words
>>64078068
>implying
shit gets retarded and you know it
>>64078098
And I also know what's happening cause I read the words that are written in the speech bubbles.
>>64077975
wow
>>64078148
AARHRAAARHARHAHR
>>64077937
why the fuck would you post this
>>64078170
because it's fucking great you edgy contrarian
>>64078148
I LIE WOUNDED
ON WINTERY GROUND
WITH HUNDREDS OF CORPSES
ALL AROUND
>>64077113
I never can find a place to eat around there other than unos. Is there good food within walking distance?
>>64078178
you can't troll me, I am untrollable
>>64077937
WEW LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2iDkf1SAWY
BRI BRI BRI BRI BROOP BROOP BRI BRI BRI
>>64077932
not the guy you replied to but you might like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIziF6ImMsA
>>64078258
Spheres Of Madness is such a shitty song
>>64078283
uhm.. back the fuck off?!
>>64078228
I don't get that filename
>>64078301
Guh...
No!
>>64078257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts7fNjbvzEI
what the fuck is this band
>>64078283
We reached contrarian levels that should not be real
Why does metal need vocals anyway? It's kinda pointless even if you try to rationalize the voice as an instrument. Musical language doesn't convey meanings that are as cultural or political as words. Emotional and politicized music can detract from the instrumental performance and dissuade people from listening to it. If metal is supposed to be on par with classical and jazz, why does it need vocal influence from rock and pop?
Sure, there are great instrumental acts, some well-known bands have made neat instrumental tracks, but metal is overwhelmingly burdened by lyrics. The logical progression of metal is to become depoliticized and allow for a new elite scene progressing instrumentation
>>64078378
shut the fuck up
>>64078327
The Geico "So easy a caveman can do it" commericals.
>>64078404
That's what I'm trying to say
>>64076178
Killing Joke worship
>>64076178
Because the axe man cometh?
>>64078636
>>64078636
>>64078636
new thread memed
>>64078656
Fucking retard
>>64078656
y tho
Is this the most metal funeral rite?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannibalism
>>64078656
><70 posts before bump limit
why
what is wrong with you
New thread WHEN?
>>64078750
yeah, but the whole prion disease thing is scary as shit
>>64078775
when you kys
>>64078750
Stoner metal concept album about the Kentucky Cannibal when?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boone_Helm
>>64074067
>semargl
>st anger
>ghost
That shit aren't even metal
>>64078636
>>64078636
>>64078636
new thread memed and ready
>>64078849
stop this meme
>>64075910
For sludge Eyehategod are essential, like it or not. Baroness and Mastodon are nice introductory sludge. Killer Be Killed do kinda-not-really-sludge.
>3 metal threads
what are you memers doing?
alright the bump limit is right here, we're playing with fire here now, quickly migrate to my thread now
>>64079121
idiots
>>64077836
I miss MO posting
>>64078038
I feel you. I liked Blame but there were big parts of it where I didn't really get what was going on. I was reading it off an online manga hosting site, so the translation could be trash.
>>64074039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhT0g9jULpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6LA7v1PApU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUzzx-Kb3WE
Give these 3 a try.
I asked this last night, but any black metal bands with death metal style vocals? Like Dissection?
>tfw Taake, Wolvhammer and Downfall of Gaia are coming to my town next month
Holy shit, I've never been this excited for a show for a long time.
>>64082034
Death Fortress, Dark Fury and Blood of Kingu, lad.
>>64074067
>st anger
>essential
no thanks