This abomination is placed pretty highly on just about every album list I’ve ever seen. Usually in the top five, even. Nowadays, Pet Sounds has all the cultural relevance of a dog food commercial. It’s an elaborate symphony of merry, jingling pap, filled with goofy noises and men with extremely high voices. Hearing Brian Wilson and his band of brothers hit the notes in “Don’t Talk” is a truly emasculating experience. Seriously, it makes my nuts suck up into my body a little bit, like imagining Ernest Borgnine naked. I think the album is so highly rated for a few reasons: first of all, critics are fascinated by Brian Wilson because he is a loony idiot savant, and everybody knows that loony idiot savants make the best music. They refuse to admit that the album is merely a syrupy and overblown testament to one man’s meticulous studio habits. Even if Pet Sounds has the most elaborate production on Earth, that still just makes it rock and roll’s most highly-polished turd.
You forgot the headline:
/ecg/ - edgy copypastas general
wow
reply to this post or you will be abducted by cyber-gangsters
>>63862169
goddamn you cypher
>>63862169
You mean these cyber gangsters?
>ernest borgnine naked
that was the beatles senpai
>>63862169
oh shit
>>63862169
wew m8
>>63862212
whys his dick hole so big
>>63862326
that's called a foreskin
you kike
>>63862326
It's called foreskin. Although that would be pretty dope if he had a dick hole that big, it would be like a hose.
>>63862326
foreskin bruv
Mike you're drunk again go to bed
>>63862399
shit version. best one is the one with "brian, no"
>>63862326
side effect of being an absolute madman
WTF is middle dude feeding carrot to?
>>63862465
animal behind the white one, you can see its tail
>>63862509
nah man, beardy's feeding that one.
His left hand's all up in middle goat's face, but his right hand is just lost up there.
>>63862552
no, the tail to the left of the white one, not the one mike love is feeding
>>63862579
This doesn't add up.
I WILL NOT ALWAYS LOVE YOU
>>63862680
Also that white goat is fucking massive compared.
hey, Michael. I know you're reading this thread
>>63862399
Context? Just who was this guy?
>>63862819
The most talented member of the band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBFsJk6PWu0
>>63862894
Good lord. I nearly frowned myself an injury.
Alzheimers has a lot to answer for.
>>63862819
Mike Love. Long story short:
>early days
>be lead singer
>Brian Wilson's songwriting becomes more advanced
>always be there to tell him how he needs to keep writing simple shit about surf, cars and girls
>other members start singing more and more
>don't even have the decency to learn to play - or even pretend playing - an instrument on stage, just fucking stand there doing nothing
>Brian Wilson gets even more experimental and acclaimed
>keep questioning everything he does
>never attempt to write music himself
>can't relate to any lyrics more complicated than Surfin USA
>be the main detractor of SMiLE
>Brian falls into depression
>kinda write some good stuff for a few years
>then turns the band into a nostalgia act
>shitty tours & 80's pop songs
>fire Brian Wilson (founder, leader and genius of the band) from his own band
>keep touring under the name Beach Boys
>prevent Brian Wilson from using the name
>sue him over songs he didn't write
>>63862680
>>63862169
damn...
