Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West’s 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 13
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-How was your weekend?
-Bernie Sanders did Ebro in the Morning, but the real question is when will he do 5 Fingers of Death on Sway?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, The Field, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, Vijay Iyer, and Tim Heidecker.
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hey guys get excited for the sufjan stevens 10.0 BNR
thanks for making the thread early. we should always do this desu.
dvsn score predictions?
I'm thinking an 8.8
Personally it's a 4.0
>>63815543
no problem, what's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>63815627
I'd guess an 8.2, personally I couldn't finish a song off of it
M83 6.3
Fresh OC coming through.
What will they give this bros?
>>63816065
ugh, you're probably one of those people who thinks they're sooo hilarious
>>63816116
do you not laugh at stupid jokes anon? why deny yourself such pleasure?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>63816220
When will Bob's Burgers be cancelled so they can reboot Home Movies?
>>63816317
>Bob's Burgers now has twice as many episodes as Home Movies
>Adult Swim doesn't even air Home Movies reruns anymore
>In every article or interview I've read, Loren Bouchard is generally only remembered for creating Dr. Katz prior to Bob's Burgers
>Brendon Small is only associated with "Metalocalypse" nowadays
>H. Jon Benjamin is just Bob/Archer in the eyes of 99% of the population
>>63816317
>>63816585
>implying Bob's Burgers isn't good
>>63816585
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
>>63816722
Its not bad, it's not Home movies good though
>>63816722
It's good but Home Movies is better imo. It's crazy how popular Bob's has become in the years since Home Movies ended and how Home Movies has essentially faded into obscurity except in the eyes of superfans who watched it when it originally aired.
Especially since that style of humor has only become more mainstream.
i'm eating a papaya right now bump
Is Bitches Brew what it's like to be high?
>>63815443
Today's top story should be that emo and rock are FINISHED-er at conde naste media!
who will give almost BNM numbers to indie and emo albums now that Ian FUCKIN Cohen is gonna become a nutrition nurse or whatever?
when tlsp2 review?
>>63817756
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Pitchfork is Gay. They gave all The Weakerthans albums like 6/10. They changed their minds about Psyence Fiction.
Never to be trusted again........but i'll still read it.
>>63817906
Weakerthans are pretty shit m8, it's obvious to anyone who's not a brainwashed canadian
>>63818002
Fuck off.......next you're going to start shit talking sloan or the hip. shame on you.
>>63818036
>Sloan
>Tragically Hip
Oh jeez, man there's no saving you now
>>63817756
Good riddance
>>63818338
Come on, we are all gonna miss his tragic attemts to relegitimize dead genres
MEANWHILE.... ON BIZARRO PITCHFORK....
TMT founder MR P is proud to be british
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/babyfather-bbf-hosted-dj-escrow
>>63818440
>dead genres
fuck off and OD on """"lean""""
T B H
>>63818499
based
![fyH1G1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/srwAixA.jpg "fyH1G1[1].jpg")
Nigga this is garbage, i thought whites were done with the whole twee shit.
>>63818499
>MEANWHILE.... ON BIZARRO PITCHFORK....
i always read this and hear it in the voice of a narrator from a cheesy 50s sci-fi/horror b-movie
>>63818599
lel me, too, and with a theremin playing in the background
>>63818634
shit nigga i didn't even know about that instrument.
>>63818557
stop pretending you're a black on the internet, faggot
>>63818539
are you listening to Title Fight right now Ian?
>>63818599
You unlock this door with the key of Dean Blunt, beyond it is another dimension, a dimension of harsh noise, a dimenstion of post irony, a dimension of meaningless tags, you're moving into a land of both earnestness, and cynacism, of meme music, and experimental music, you've just crossed over into, Bizarro Pitchfork
>>63818499
>>63818547
>>63818599
fuck off with this shitty viralling
>>63818547
who cares? marcel gave bbf 4.5/5 before tmt did. he's a prophet.
>>63818914
Would you perfer Christgau posting?
>>63818949
i would prefer it to stick to the thread topic and not have someone viral/shill their site so blatantly
>>63818876
>You unlock this door with the key of Dean Blunt, beyond it is another dimension, a dimension of harsh noise, a dimenstion of post irony, a dimension of meaningless tags, you're moving into a land of both earnestness, and cynacism, of meme music, and experimental music, you've just crossed over into, Bizarro Pitchfork
9.9/10 (misspelled "cynicism")
But really good. That is the American Water by Silver Jews of Twilight Zone parodies
>>63815527
HUM IT PERFECTLY MANCUNIAN FAMALALALMA
>>63819001
TMT isn't one guys personal blog and it's been around almost as long as P4K
>>63815627
he/they are 4 for 4 on BNT so no less than 8.5, I'm guessing
it was surprisingly mediocre outside of the single desu family, the Elliott Smith interpolation was cringey
Zoe, post more selfies on your twitter dot com internet website please.
my folder hasn't expanded in weeks!
>>63819101
Im going to call the fucking police
>>63819031
thanks mane
>>63819101
someone message her on AIM demanding this
>>63819128
haha i was just memeing senpai
its just memes...
>>63819141
She only uses MSN messenger
I wonder if Zoe would pose nude for an album cover of a band she liked.
>1:01 and the reviews still aren't up
>>63819197
I want her to recreate " A Promise" artwork
where reviews
TWO FIVE POINT FOURS IN A ROW
AMEN AND GOODBYE WAS MILES BETTER THAN FRAGRANT WORLD
FUCK YOU CONDENASTFORK
DVSN 8.3
also Yeasayer BTFO again, and The Last Shadow Puppets BTFO too
>>63815527
what Parquet Courts album should I start with?
>>63819215
did they really shit on Amen & Goodbye? not clicking links unless the cutie with a booty wrote tonight.
>>63819235
light up gold
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN LATE EDITION
dvsn 8.3 BNM by Ryan Dombal
Yeasayer 5.4 BTFO by Nathan Reese
The Last Shadow Puppets 5.6 by Laura Snapes
Autolux 7.2 by Ron Hart
Bob Mould 7.0 by T. Cole Rachel
>>63819194
what's wrong with that bitch.
>>63819211
very artsy
I guarantee her dignity would remain intact
Does Zoe have any favorite charities? I want to be a fighting member of her army.
>>63819251
The review is pure hot garbage
no zoe tonight
>>63819197
She already has an album cover
>>63819259
>dvsn
who? This is one of the biggest shillings i've ever witnessed.
>>63819283
rad
she's so beautiful ;_;
>>63819072
plenty of their writers will browse here and viral here though
> it makes very clear that frontmen Alex Turner and Miles Kane are sexy men with sexy lives having lots of sexy sex with their sexy girlfriends.
lol
>>63819303
really? it literally just came out so seems normal to me.
>5.4
>second spot
yeasayer utterly BTFO
what a fall from grace
>>63819307
plenty of their writers also work for pitchfork so it's expected newfag.
On this whole dvsn thing, i've never heard of this nigga, it's like they're trying so hard to make another weeknd since hew left that ~so mysterious~ spot.
>>63819303
>I don't know who this is
>must be shilling
they're signed to OVO, they have been blowing up recently
https://soundcloud.com/dvsndvsn
tracks with 2 mil+ plays
>>63819307
why, they get like 300k visits per month
>>63819371
>why, they get like 300k visits per month
250k of those are their interns flushing their IP and refreshing the website
>>63817756
what the fuck this sucks
>>63819322
Album sucks.
Why do people think Alex Turner is a good lyricist?
In the yeasayer review they refer to Suzzy Roche as Rufus Wainwright's sibling. She's his fucking ex-step-mother. Someone want to flag this for them? I'm too lazy.
dvsn is kinda kicking my ass right now
>>63819259
>by Ryan Dombal
whoa
been awhile since he actually wrote something, right?
>>63819725
His last album review was February 24
Reminder
>>63820298
Hey Dev, why did you guys have to cancel your European dates?
Hope everyone is okay.
>>63820298
>image.png
>>63820298
hey dev, could you ask Cole if I can borrow his CuckoldSessions.com password?
thanks
>>63820852
>I wish it was primetime p4k thread hours so I could get some (you)'s on this burn
>>63821172
Dev only seems to drop in here once the thread is basically dead
>>63821272
probably because it's late enough for him to be drunk enough to post here
>>63821304
JUST
looks like dvsn got Doris'd
>>63823077
what does that mean? I really liked it.
>>63823115
4 BNTs and only an 8.3. Same thing that happened to Doris in 2013
>>63823120
Does this mean the next album is a guaranteed 8.0?
