ITT Musicians that are also criminals
WHERE'S THE BEEF
oh no what'd annie do
>>63775787
So pretty much all musicians then?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hip_hop_musicians
Correct answer
>>63775787
Annie's killing you with her great musique.
He's guilty of stealing my heart.
>>63775787
also:
Chuck Berry (kidnapping of a 14yo girl)
Leadbelly (first degree murder)
Sid Vicious (first degree murder)
Vince Neil (vehicular manslaughter)
>>63776072
Did you ever realize how cringy you sound?
>>63776098
>Leadbelly (first degree murder)
that's scary. he looks like the kind of guy who can strangle a grown man to death with little effort
>>63776110
No.
Freddy Mercury (homosexual)
so 99% of the American musical industry.
>>63776154
:^)
According to his writing from the 80's he's supposedly killed one person using a dumbell
>>63776281
and yet he acts so holier than thou all the time
>>63776072
i came into this thread to make this joke but you beat me to it. good game.
>>63776154
still a crime in india i think.
Deadmau5 killed a child via vehicular manslaughter in 2008
>>63775787
for Brody Dalle's 17 year old poontang
>>63775787
what did she do?
>>63776882
Nothing
OP is a memer
>>63776868
What?
>>63775949
Don't worry, you didn't go unnoticed. I kekked
>>63776971
they got married when Brody turned 18, but first hooked up when she was barely 17 and he was 30.
>>63775949
good song on a good album.
>>63776716
I am sorry. Better luck next time :)
>>63776154
MODS MOOOOODS
>>63776281
obviously bullshit
>>63775787
I want to commit a crime with St Vincent if you know what I mean
The real one here is...
>>63779171
From Eye Scream
>I’m in a hotel room on the second floor. It’s 6: 04 a.m. I am awakened by the sound of the sliding glass door to the balcony being forced open. I quickly exit the bed and pick up a ten-pound barbell from the floor. The door slides open slowly I am waiting with the iron plate. The intruder comes in. I bash the intruder as hard as I can in the head. I turn on the light. It’s a man—Caucasoid, medium build. He’s dead. I pick up the body and throw it off the balcony as far as I can. The body falls onto the sidewalk. I wipe off the handle of the door so his fingerprints are no longer there. I wash the barbell plate off in the tub. In the morning a policeman comes to the door asking if I heard anything strange last night. I tell him no and show him the earplugs that I sleep with. He tells me that they found a body in the parking lot and they’re looking for leads to see if anyone might have seen who dumped it. He thanks me for my time and leaves. It’s great. The lady behind the checkout desk says that the cops think the stiff got dropped off by a car in the middle of the night. She says that kind of thing happens out in these parts. I got to kill somebody and get away with it. I feel great.
>>63779286
obviously bullshit. he cant even make up a believable story let alone kill a man. the cops wouldnt be able to deduce the body had fallen from a balcony? . what a retard and dickhead.
>>63776785
Hello Niall you're no longer relevant
>>63776098
>Chuck Berry
You forgot about him rigging up a spycam in the ladies toilet in his restaurant and filming underage girls on the shitter.
>>63777026
>>63777344
Phew. Glad to know my joke wasn't completely wasted :'-)
>>63776868
>>63777088
He very creepily manipulated her and "molded" her into his wife when she was a teenager too
>>63779194
I'd do a slime crime with her
>>63779286
pretty sure a body that was thrown off a balcony would look quite different from a body that someone just dumped out of a car.
>>63775787
Justin Bieber, his music is a crime.
>>63776882
She stole Chris' thing.
some hip hop rappers
>>63775787
>>63775792
Oh gosh, she's so cute.
>>63776882
>At the wheel of a rented BMW, Annie Clark crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo driven by Anna Gallagher, 28, accompanied by her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, who were both killed instantly in the accident. Clark suffered a fractured leg, fractured ribs, a concussion, and a collapsed lung. Grey received minor injuries, including severe whiplash. Clark told authorities she had no recollection of the crash and did not know why she was in the wrong lane. "I don't remember the day. I don't remember even getting up in the morning. I don't remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg," she said at the time. Clark was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced up to five years in prison, but was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175, which the victims' family called "a travesty of justice."
>>63780605
wait this is Matthew Broderick's story
Didn't Annie destroy a painting in a dressing room with "knives and violence"?
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>>63775792
I passed by that place last week!
>ywn tip her for her excellent services
>>63775825
He did nothing wrong, tho
>>63780605
i was thinking of posting this, except with Rivers Cuomo
>>63775825
Euronymous had it coming.
>>63777479
Only man to ever manage looking good in a mug shot. And of course he has to look amazing.
