>1 hour left
>still no Phil Collins
I can feel it
>>63744852
I'm right here
Everything>>63744976
Quit lying Evan, you fucking queer, everyone know I'm Phil Collins.
>>63744976
WELL ITS A LOVE THING
>>63744852
Let us relive our lives in what we tell you.
I'll save the day
Check em
What are you talking about? I'm right here
pls phil ;_;
phil is not coming toniht
There is no Phil Collins.
Phil won't ever call-in
[spoiler]I am the best with puns[/spoiler]
>>63745256
I am the best with spoiler tags as well
>>63745256
did he lose that number
anal leakage
You called?
Phil Collins is shit
ok, fine
>>63745032
Close one.
hay
Only 10 minutes BB
Death Grips aren't a good band desu.
>>63745548
lol
I'm phil give me the succ baby.
>>63745666
Well at least I was satan.
Phil collins get
itll happen
its mangum here
Hi guys I'm phil
>>63745724
HOLY GET BATMAM
plz
clutch get coming through
You call?
damn
you called?
phillipe
you called?
>>63746552
>>Charles Koch
My dad's busy
sometimes I use shampoo
Phil Collins and his disgusting dirty burgers
>>63746615
>>>Eric Holder
i don't feel it coming in the air tonight
Phil Collins isn't real
ITS DEATH
>>63746649
DEATH DEATH
>>63746649
>tfw you will never be phil collins
we'll never get phil, lads
>>63746649
it's death death death death
>>63746674
Keep believing
>>63746674
yes we will
CAN"T TAKE THE PAIN
come on in phil
Hi
>>63746728
PARRISH? AS IN WE WILL PARISH
>>63746762
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS EARL CHEN
>>63746769
How's it going senpai
I did some math and found that the probability of actually getting his name is about .000001%. Which means we would expect to have to make about 100,000,000 posts to get it.
>>63746796
Good. How are you Lydia?
>>63746793
IGNACIO JAMES FUCK YOU
>>63746798
How do you even know that without finding all the names in the pool
Kirk Cobain get
Sue Sue
Best Genesis member here
>>63746827
PRETTY CLOSE ACTUALLY
>>63746811
Pretty good Robbie. I should be going to bed though
>>63746834
NOOOOOO
>>63746827
>O/U
he used an auto-5
>>63746834
FUCK
Check
>>63746834
FUCK
>>63746834
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>63746834
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
>>63746834
FUCK YOU TONY
HOL UP
going to bed. last roll
>>63746909
>>63746910
JEWS GET OUT
>>63746834
actually, this is my last roll. i have work in 6 hours night boys
Phil pls
>>63744852
>past midnight
>>63746929
>>63746924
>two loves
I am here
>>63746820
I looked in the archive and found how many posts today have had the name "Phillip" (there were 0 for just Phil), and how many have had the name "Collins". There were 23 Phillips and 18 Collins.
Then I looked at the post number for the name that was longest ago. Then I looked at the current number of posts. I subtracted the two and got a number (about 187000 I think).
Take 23 divided by 187,000 to find the estimated probability of rolling Phillip, and do the same for Collins. Multiply them together to get the estimated joint probability of rolling both Phillip and Collins. That was just over 1.1*10^-8, or about .00000001. Convert that to a percentage and you get .000001%, which is my best guess for the probability of actually getting the name.
need to get out and get fucked up!
fucc
last ROLL FOR REAL THIS TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
please
>>63746942
NIGGER
>>332881761
Greetings from /v/
>>63746942
oh ok well that seems reasonable enough
fdgsadfgadfg
>>63746993
wat
>>63747004
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>63747013
Moonman pls
>>63747013
>sheldor
>>63747025
I'm done with this shit
>>63747025
what a great name
Test
kek i was the phil collins and had no idea mu had a topic up on it
>>63747025
/mu/ has forever failed us
>>63747068
>>63747041
we need to steal one of theirs bros
>>63744852
/tv/ got it
>>63747025
FUCK
>>63747077
/v/ already stole Bill Wilson
>>63747025
>/v/ steals Bill Wilson from /tv/
>/tv/ steals Phil Collins from /mu/
So we have to steal Anthony Burch from /v/ now
>>63747025
I said the get had to be on /mu/.
Guess I have to stay on 4chan forever god damn it guys
lets go
Christian Bale get
>>63747025
/v/ got Bill Wilson
/tv/ got Phil Collins
is /mu/ going to get Anthony Burch now?
a
test
I just realized today has been a great day because all trips have disappeared
>>63747135
>beulah rice
>>63747135
John Romero get
CMON
Donald Trump
roll for jeff mangum
Im here
c u c c
>>63747025
>mfw got cucked
>>63747185
we coldplay now
>>63747025
lol
I CAN FEEL IT
>>63747185
Coldplay pls go
>>63747025
cucked hard lads
these are the hands we're given
>>63746942
>>63746798
Wait my post count subtraction calculations were wrong.
The probability is actually somewhere around 0.00010925%, or 1 in 915,331 posts. Sorry lads.
>>63747252
still not the best odds desu
>>63747117
>>63747117
we failed you
kill niggers
Hey
I want a cool musician's name.
>>63747298
me too
>/tv/ btfo by /v/
>/mu/ btfo by /tv/
we are the bottom bitch of boards :(
>>63747322
Anthony Burch GET
>>63747322
it's not over yet lads
we can still take Anthony Burch
woosh
>>63747252
desu the true chance is probably literally 1 in 1,000,000
>>63747346
>Regina
nice name, faggot
>>63747303
someday, friend.
>>63747346
we don't have nearly the post activity to compete with /tv/ and /v/
>>63747346
>>63747338
FUCK YOU /V/!!!
Phil here
MEMELANDS WAS A MISTAKE
>>63747346
>/a/ already stole Anthony Burch
>/his/ already stole Todd Howard
>>63747368
then just beleive. Beleive in the meme magic.
And to be fair, I'll help. I'm actually crossposting from /v/, but those fucks have been fucking with my videogame discussions all day long. They deserve to be cucked out of getting the cuck king, desu.
>>63747379
/tv/ fucked us of phil. /v/ fucked them of sandra bullock. We gotta fuck them of anthony burch, whoever that is
>>63747388
FUCK FUKC FUCK NO
>>63744852
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
>>>/tv/67756447
fuck the meme dream is over /mu/
ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS /BURCH/ TRAIN ROLLING!
>>63747388
That was Antonio Burch, really close but it can still be stolen
>>63747416
damn...
What can we take from /pol/?? Is Trump possible?
>>63747439
LETS DO IT FAGGOTS
>>63747452
doubt it
KING OF KEKS
>>63747388
We're officially the worst board now
hey
>>63747459
Rollan for Burch
/mu/ will rise again!
lets go lads
Come on guys don't get cucked by the other boards
fuck /v/, fuck /tv/, WE WILL WIN THIS! WE WILL KEK THEM ALL!
ANTHONY BURCH
we got this!
>>>/v/332875356
>>>/tv/67756447
cmon /mu we have to fuck /v/ or else the aldeanposters win
>>63747388
>>63747439
ANTHONY BURCH GET
>>63747489
and why not cuck /v/ with King Cuck himself?
rollin for aaron ellis
Burch here
/v/ was a mistake
I believe!
cocksuck
>>63747525
this desu
Fuck /v/
hey, tony here
fuck off /tv/
Call me, Caitlyn
we failed /mu/
>>63747554
>Phillips
Ouch
/mu/ is the worst board and this solidifies that notion
>>63747566
>>63747570
what the fuck...
I'm sorry /mu/ we have failed
>>63747566
>>63747570
what is this
>>63747566
>>63747570
JAPANESE MOOOOT
I can feel it
>>63747545
In 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
hi
Call me, Jessica
le
rolling for /mu/
rolling for Sufjan Stevens
something memorable
I hate nigger nigger are worst race of whole world nigger stink pig smell disgusting nigger plague upon civilize
rolling for glory
Here I am
Jenny from the block
television is shit unartistic commercial medium
>>63747587
Well, we got Steve Austin. That's noteworthy at least.
Jews control the media
I AM GARY
>>63747681
What a badass name
heil hitler
I'm here
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>63747698
Thx senpai i thought of it myself
My SIZE IS TOO MASSIVE FOR THEE TO COMPREHEND
/mu/ is a nice board
Wait
It's no fun
Being an illegal alien
>>63747681
This sounds like a videogame character
thicc dicc
What's with all the names?
lads
>>63747771
4chan is just listing out all the people your mother has slept with
Rip
Phil
I'm the hero /mu/ needs
Erm...
>>63747781
Damn. His mother is a busy bitch.
adidas stan smith niggAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EBIN GET
>>63747829
Try again plebeian
Mike Patton get
>>63747855
Get out Anthony
>>63747891
Now.
JUST BURCH MY SHIT UP
FOR THE KEKLONY
fuck
/mu/ is kill
Dance on a Volcano
>>63747515
>Pena
Fast and bulbous
Maybe it's impossible to get Phil Collins, just like it's impossible to find a good Phil Collins song.
>>63747990
go fuck yourself, sonya
>>63747990
Easy Lover is a masterpiece! Fuck you Sonya
>>63747990
Do you want to fucking fight? Huh? You little bitch!
Ok whatever
yall ready for this
I want to fuck flatlander's tender anus
>>63748009
fuck off jody you piece of shit
Phil Collins is shit
>>63748031
you fuckin whore
>>63747566
>>63747570
>>63748031
Derrick have you ever even listened to Brand X. That's what I thought. You plebiean cunt.
>>63748046
Nora, as in ima ignora you bitch
>>63748057
you cant even spell your name right cuntface
>>63748051
fuck off, ebony
>>63747150
That's true Cecilia Aprils Fools day everyone, its been a good day
>>63747150
Montie is twitching because of the attention he hasn't whored out for today
NEXT FAMOUS NAME IS GONNA BE THE NEXT PERSON TO
>hell be fine
