Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West's 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 12
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-TLOP is finally available outside of TIDAL. Too bad everyone has already downloaded it.
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, The Field, Mike and the Melvins, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, and Islands
Are these clowns ever gonna review anything by Denzel Curry? They have such a hard-on for trap but ignore one of the most interesting artists in the genre.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
dvsn - Sept 15th: 8.8 BNM
>>63721562
If you had a button that would kill all p4k writers and readers, would you press it and why is the answer yes?
Is M83 gonna get as BTFO as Anco did?
>>63721962
>>63721963
probably
>>63721962
How about no?
>>63721963
The fact that they haven't reviewed any of the tracks is pushing me towards yes.
MEANWHILE.... ON BIZARRO PITCHFORK....
Tiny Mix Tapes selects it's 20 most favorite releases from the first three months of 2016:
http://www.tinymixtapes.com/features/2016-first-quarter-favorites
Brood Ma - DAZE
Charli XCX - Vroom Vroom EP
The Savage Young Taterbug - Shadow of Marlboro Man
Endgame - Savage EP
Jeremih - Late Nights: The Album
Future - Purple Reign
Secret Boyfriend - Memory Care Unit
Dedekindcut - BHM/N3D
Good Willsmith - Things Our Bodies Used to Have
Amnesia Scanner & Bill Kouligas - Lexachast
Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
MORO - SAN BENITO EP
Prurient - Cocaine Daughter
Young Thug - I'm Up
ADR - Deceptionista
18+ - Fore
Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered.
Yearning Kru - Copper Vale
DJWWWW - Arigato
Babyfather - Platinum Tears
btw....
>Pitchfork BNMs from 2016
David Bowie - Blackstar
Anderson .Paak - Malibu
Kevin Gates - Islah
Porches - Pool
Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
Moodymann - DJ-Kicks
Esperanza Spalding - Emily's D+Evolution
Anna Meredith - Varmints
Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered.
Sheer Mag - III EP
Vijay Iyer & Wadada Leo Smith - A Cosmic Rhythm With Each Stroke
Kamaiyah - A Good Night In the Ghetto
Pick a side, /p4k/
>>63722373
how is this not considered blatant viralling? fuck off
>>63722373
>Pick a side, /p4k/
What are you trying to say here? That TMT has more interesting taste?
>>63722408
>Future, Young Thug, Kanye, Jeremih
>>63722373
Also, Thugger predictably gets a EUREKA for Silme Season 3.... *yawn*
>http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/young-thug-slime-season-3
>>63722448
By that logic, Marcel has far more interesting taste than p4k because TMT have horrible memerap on their list as well.
>>63722448
see:
>>63722456
how are TMT any better than p4k?
they were right about weezer desu
>>63722389
This entire thread is viraling.
Fuck pitchfork and fuck all you faggots who think the best way to find out new music is to find out about whether other people like it.
some TMT talk has always been welcome here. they are like the undercard to the main event of Pitchfork's 5 new reviews
hell, it was /p4k/ that coined "bizarro Pitchfork" in the first place
>>63722408
Not necessarily, I enjoy Pitchfork and TMT equally. Just trying to stimulate discussion through conflict.
Anyone listen to Saint Pablo yet?
New LCD Soundsystem album HOLY FUCK:
http://prettymuchamazing.com/news/lcd-soundsystem-la-la-land
>>63722645
I actually fell for the bait. I am a fool.
>>63722708
Don't feel too bad. They are working on a new album as part of this reunion they are doing, just don't expect it until the last third of the year or later (remember when major band reunions happened after 10, 20 years, and not 5? that's just a fairly normal gap between albums)
>>63722798
Oh I knew they were coming out with a new album, and I can wait.
Still waiting on that Avalanches follow-up. I remember that track that got around a couple years back that people said was from the album but wasn't.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Frankie Cosmos 8.5 BNM by Kevin Lozano
Eric Bachmann 7.2 by Robert Ham
Black Milk & Nat Turner 7.1 by Marcus J. Moore
Nisennenmondai 7.8 by Philip Sherburne
Glenn Jones 7.2 by Grayson Haver Currin
I don't get it
frankie cosmos is so dull, how does anyone find her remarkable?
>>63723218
What a fucking joke, Frankie Cosmos is garbage
>giving generic mumblecore indie girl bnm
great april fools day prank desu
>>63722456
OH MY GOD!!!
tmt is too based
how do I into nisennenmondai
>>63723243
I liked Zentropy a lot and the only song I've heard from this new record is Young but it's pretty fucking good.
>>63723322
Based TMT
>>63723322
how?
Generous reviews tonight. Boring BNM... Well I'm out. Happy April fools day guys
>>63723322
>>63723368
go to fucking bed tmt
>>63723368
>>63723322
>>63723322
>>63723368
>>63723461
GO TO BED TMT
>>63722456
to see thug next to artists like matmos and brood ma on the eureka! is p cool
>>63723529
no it's fucking not fuck off tmt
>>63723529
why is that cool? please stop this viral marketing campaign, it's making me not want to ever read your site.
>>63721962
No, only because I love Zoe and I want to marry her!
