in a debate maybe, but zappa was a pretty skinny guy
just push him into the pit
>>63691572
,,,,,,,,camaleon
>>63691350
>4 posts in
>still no varg
>>63691686
he's a pussy
John Lennon apparently liked to fight a lot when he was younger
>>63691730
decent sized dick I'm surprised desu
>>63691686
Definitely correct answer
This nigga straight up killed a guy, he's hardcore
>being scared to fight literal corpses
>>63691781
You wouldn't be scared by an animated corpse of Zappa trying to beat the daylights out of you?
>>63691759
>decent sized dick
Pretty average. Nothing worth talking about.
>>63691822
I thought he had a micropenis, not a fan of the shaft/balls ratio but it's not hard so we can't really judge
>>63691759
>>63691822
>>63691872
Are there any musicians who have publically displayed their dicks who had nice ones? I'd love to see some if they exist!
>>63691938
Kevin Barnes' isn't bad.
>>63691938
Bono everytime he's not wearing a cap
>>63691957
ride's crazy shit is just a stage persona. i'd feel bad if i actually got into a fight with him because he probably doesn't deserve it
>>63691686
>varg
>tough
I'd be afraid to fight him because I'm a pussy, but he's not much better.
>Waaaaah! Someone I didn't like has proven himself to be more hardcore than me. I-I'm gonna kill y-you!
>Goes to prison and is raped in jail like a bitch.
So tough, right.
>>63691768
This is the only real answer. Dudes who have nothing to lose will go all out apeshit on your ass. I went to a really shitty high school and like 70% of the time people who were more poor won fights.
>>63691904
Okay I'm a big pussy but I would destroy Dream Theatre.
>>63691558
>>63691781
>>63691821
you underestimate zappa's fighting capability based solely on his physical appearance, which is a grave mistake
he might pretend you're catholic or something to take out his frustration
>>63691872
i feel like the only person in the world who likes balls
>>63692108
I wasn't actually being serious with that zombie zappa thing mang
Dean Ween was a hockey guard and football lineman for years and lives by himself in a shack living off fish he caught himself. I would not want to be on his angry side.
>>63692127
no worries i'm not serious either
>>63692024
don't forget beefheart once threw a dude two times his size down a flight of stairs because he wouldn't play a strawberry
Daniel Johnston also tore a plane engine out of a biplane midair because he wanted to jump out and fly like Casper the friendly ghost
>>63692131
>that bicep
He would destroy me
>>63692166
>because he wouldn't play a strawberry
what the fucking
>Daniel Johnston also tore a plane engine out of a biplane midair because he wanted to jump out and fly like Casper the friendly ghost
I knew he had some sort of plane related accident, but he tore the goddamned engine out?? What the shit?
>>63692201
Yeah, watch the documentary about him.
>>63692234
About beefheart of daniel johnson? and which one?
>>63692274
*or
>>63692274
Daniel.
>>63692120
True answer desu
He probably has some sort of strange reality bending power.
For some reason I feel like he could just rip someone apart.
>>63692883
Perhaps there is another Manson you'd be a bit more scared to fight considering, you know,
he's a serial killer.
i bet he could have been a great fighter if he did that instead of music
either way he'd destroy most people
>>63692986
He was 6'7"
Would not want to fuck with/10
>>63693087
would want to be fucked by tho
>>63693105
I mean I'm not gay but
>>63692024
Are you retarded
Norwegian prisons are like hotels, he probably had his own private shower. Prison rape only happens in America and shithole countries. Also the dude probably works out and has a ton of medieval weapons
>le ebil nazi man
>>63693136
he's scary insofar as what he's capable of mentally but in any other regard he's not particularly intimidating
>>63692860
I feel like if he could knock me out and then he would help me stand up again just to take me for ice cream while he says how sorry he feels about it, despite it was probably my fault.
This is now an artists you COULD beat in a fight thread.
>>63693217
Well he's not very intimidating because he's not very aggressive. The murder thing was something he did as a metalhead teenager, I don't think he regrets it at all but I don't think he will really kill anyone else. He's not much a threat to society, the dude just farms and makes RPGs and vlogs and shit and tends to his family. But I still think that if he got into a fight he could definitely kick any typical dude's ass.
>>63693363
HEY MAN
I WANNA HAVE A FIGHT WITH YOU
actually though he's probably a better fighter more recently than in his youth just because he actually has some mass now
he was auschwitz mode in the 80s
None.
>>63693363
I've always imagined Albini as a guy who could be fucking psychotic in a fight. He'd probably go for the eyes.
>>63692979
I mean, I still wouldn't fuck with him, but after seeing his epic answer and other videos like that its very very hard to find him intimidating.
>>63693645
he comes off as so sweet and introspective in interviews, but he's also like 7 feet tall so you never know.
>>63693627
he's a sociopathic smooth talking manipulator kind of guy, not a real fighter
if i remember correctly he never personally killed anyone, ever.
people like this aren't good fighters, they tend to avoid it personally unless it's one sided
>>63693671
if he would mad enough at someone he'd literally rip them to shreds like the absolute madman he is
>>63693699
Very very good points
>>63693645
I'm not sure if i'm stronger than him or not, but he could probably hold me back with one hand while i try to close the gap of his alien like reach
>>63694320
>"So you are here to fight, yes? You would like to fight me, Nardwuar, you against me?"
>"I ain't got much power, no no, I do not. Perhaps I have some tricks up my sleeve that I could beat an opponent with!"
>Nard starts levitating in the air mid-sentence
>"You see, all these people just wanna fight! They fight! So angry, so infuriated by all these things bothering them! Not me"
>starts spinning around in mid air, generating electricity, the sky darkens
>you are god damn petrified of fear
>"I have got a hat, please be careful, I just washed it with extra fabric softener so it would be just a little more comfortable. Oh who am I kidding, I do not like to fight, I would risk to crease my suit! Suits are not for creasing. But do you know what suits are good for? Style, they are excellent for style! I ain't sure if I am a man with style, but boy, what is a man without style?"
>pillar of light beams down on Nardy as thousands of tornadoes and hurricanes spawn, his eyes glowing a brilliant blue-white as he stops spinning
>deep chanting gradually becoming louder from the background
>holy shit what the fuck
>"Oh, are you in a band? What is your favorite act? Have you ever listened to my band? We are a silly bunch! We have even sung about cheese! Cheese is some tasty stuff, you know that? Oh man I love cheese, I prefer the older kind. The older, the better!"
>lightning strikes all around you, major earthquakes are shaking the ground, your vision starts flashing
>Nardwuar stops talking, looks straight into your eyes in his floating, godlike state
>he opens his mouth
>"DOOT DOOLA DOOT DOO"
>fade to black, it's over, you are destroyed on an atomic level
DON'T FUCK WITH THE NARD. DOOT DO MOTHERFUCKER
>>63692986
This
>>63693363
I'd actually enjoy fighting Steve, even if I am a massive fan of his work
>>63694741
I'M SORRY NARD I'LL STOP DOWNLOADING YOUR MUSIC WITH YOUTUBE
>>63694980
He would probably pulverize you with the pile of albums he will produce on the spot during the brief moment you approach him. And it will be surprisingly ambient.
He'd stab me
Those eyes.
Let's be real here
>>63694770
i'd fight him, he can't be that tough. hes dead after all
>>63692166
Johnston took the keys out of the plane and threw them out the window, he didn't rip the engine out.
>>63691938
GG Allin
Flea
Michael Gira
Nick Olivieri
Rage Against the Machine
Perry Farrell
>>63696271
>listens to Joe Meek once
I'm pretty sure I could be him at least
>>63697421
:-(
>>63691938
Hendrix did porn.
>>63691686
> varg
I would fucking end that pussy
Burzum is good tho
>>63696284
> Michael Gira
I could probably beat him in a fight, I mean the guy's like 60, but I feel like fighting him would just be emotionally exhausting.
>>63697421
I really want to fall for the Jazzy meme, but I already have a dual pickup Melody Maker. It's just unnecessary.
>>63697557
Source?
>>63696100
You don't fight a man with a beard like that.
