Now listen kiddos, here's how to make GOAT tier coffee.
>get yourselves some arabica or some natural shit (in bean form of course you moron)
>a good ol' fashioned coffee grinder, the rustier and woodier the better
>crush those faggots
>get your trusty cezve out... wait, you don't know what that is? for christs sake here, pic related, it's one of those little shiny turkish fucking cups
>boil ze water
>remove
>throw dat lovely powder in
>put it back on the stove
>let it foam and overflow sonny
>add a lil hot water on it if you want extra thick foam
>pour yourself a nice glass of warm water
>drink and gurgle and remove that shitty taste you have in your mouth faggot
>now pour your coffee into your favorite god damn cup
>yes that's right - no fucking sugar (addictive and shit tier taste) or cream or milk (you're not a cow) for fucks sake you retard
>and enjoy that motherfucker like a true champion
>enjoy it as fuck anon
>leave taste of coffee afterwards for around 30-40 minutes i.e. don't drink/eat anything at all
>fucking enjoy the taste
You're welcome.
And you know what goes best with coffee? Some music. Post your favorite music to enjoy on your favorite (mild or strong) substances.
>not being a keurig pleb
coffee is for foreigners and the working class
civilized people drink tea
>>63681745
Just because people speak english here doesn't mean you're at home ameritard.
>>63681768
>calling me an american
I have never been so insulted in my whole life. Take that back immediately.
>>63681745
Tea is shit m8
>>63681867
barbarian
>>63681745
>bourgeois scum
>>63681745
Tea is fucking disgusting you heathen
Here's some GOAT music to drink coffee to
>>63681928
>tea
>disgusting
>coffee
>not disgusting
pure ameritard logic
>>63681966
It's clearly pure opinion, but that being said you're objectively wrong
>>63681768
>being Anti-American on /mu/
kek
>>63682016
I'm not anti-american, although I don't really understand why you're finding the idea funny
>coffee
>>63682049
using the world ameritard is anti-American
and it's funny because a good majority of great music comes from the US. Insulting the country or its inhabitants on a music board is kinda funny.
>>63682106
> a good majority of great music comes from the US
hahahaha fuck I KNEW you were gonna say that, and it's not the first time I read this.
You guys really think you are the center of the world don't you ?
>>63682156
well it is true. Not to say we're the center of the world, just musically. UK is shit nowadays with their garbage EDM and don't even deny it. Eurovision made me kek
>>63682193
If you're gonna assume that UK=shitty EDM and Europe=Eurovision I can as well assume that US=shitty top 40 pop and meme rap.
>>63682156
I'm not American, I just recognize it's the greatest country of all time.
Best culture, best society, best cities, best people, best landscapes, the list goes on...
I'd give everything for a green card, it's really my only ambition in life.
LMAOing at you deluded fags brainwashed with anti-american propaganda.
Literally the only suboptimal thing is maybe health care, America is the Number One country in literally EVERYTHING ELSE. Everything.
>>63682248
fair point. Care to share some good underground UK stuff? I hate grime and the rock scene from what I can tell has been very quiet
>>63682261
>best culture
>best people
>green card
>>63682156
~70% of good music
~90% of good movies
~99% of good TV
GOAT southern food
comfy society, not a lot of muslims
great friendly people
exceptionalism
>b-but muh evul Amerikkka. No culture XD Amirite?!
>>63682269
No problem, the least I can do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qIq9iwDsks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY0bVaq8lg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-1UGpdURY
>>63682288
explain this post pls
>>63682316
>not a lot of muslims
not for long, unfortunately
>>63682261
>best people
kek
>>63682329
I actually hate disclosure, so much that I don't think I'll listen to that remix. Thanks for the others though, I'll listen after I finish this Joni mitchell record
pls give advice how to get a green card brehs
I fucking despise Germany and Europe
>>63682316
You're basically just saying
> We are the best
Besides, US """"culture"""" = entertainment
>>63682402
It takes like 10 years because everyone else is like you and wants to be here. Sucks that you live in Germany man, best of luck that you don't get blown up by the religion of peace
>>63682414
I think you meant
>We the best
and we are
>>63682316
>great friendly people
>southern
>comfy
LOOOOL. Maybe if you're a white christian cuckservative.
>>63682444
You literally just grabbed his three completely different points and congregated them to twist his words, even though he never said southern people were friendly and the south specifically was comfy
off yourself
>>63682424
can't I just get /fit/, make some qt 6/10 American girl fall in love with me and marry her for a green card?
>>63682498
as long as you're admissible, yes(no mental illness, criminal history, aren't poor as shit, etc)
>>63682530
sounds like a plan
now I only need to get over my social autism and fear of talking to women
>>63681928
Do Americans seriously not drink tea as much as coffee? I drink both equally
