zombie keith richards is coming to shove a guitar up your ass.
the last musician/group you listened to are defending you
how fucked are you?
i hope he uses his fingers instead, they look like they're ribbed for pleasure
>D'Angelo
better run keef
>lauryn hill
that bitch crazy, i reckon she can fight
i'll be fine
>>63539809
Kek
it'll be ok
>>63539778
>mfw It Ain't Me'll star playing
he's been doing that for years now
>>63540052
kek
>Blank Banshee
man idek if that's one guy
>Laika
Uh
>Ween
I'll be alright
>This Heat
hmmm
>stone roses
Proper lads. I'm safe
>akb48
me and a legion of cute Japanese girls vs one geriatric old fart... sounds like my kind of party
>>63540186
keith richards would fucking decimate you, weaboo
>smashing pumpkins
Billy would take one up the arse for me
>cream
clapton-sama
>>63540199
oh god yes, with all the girls watching
I'm getting hard just thinking about it
>>63539778
Death Grips and Filthy Frank. I think I'll be okay.
>>63540204
Dude's a fucking sociopath, I doubt it
>>63540226
nice
>>63540231
death grips gives you a definite tactile advantage, but filthy frank's use is questionable. the best he could do is probably run distraction, but you can only run so far until Keef gets you.
with frank out of the picture, stefan would probably take up a major aggressive defense role, bravely sacrificing himself for the team.
no idea what calls to make when it comes to andy and zach. they're unpredictable.
>>63539778
>marine corps brass band
nice
>Baby Huey
All my boy has to do is sit on him.
>>63540425
>sitting on him
no thats exactly what he wants
>High On Fire
Somehow I think I'm safe
>>63540167
The Stone Roses would chuck paint at him, find out that does fuck all, then die in the arse
>>63539778
>Rolling Stones
So is he on my side after all?
I'm fine.
>>63539809
This is underrated as fuck
>>63539778
he looks more like ayyy lmao
Considering David Bowie is dead, I'm pretty fucked.
>>63541015
ghost david bowie vs zombie keith richards
FIGHT
>>63539778
>Meshuggah
I'm pretty sure their drummer could take on a whole army of zombie Keith Richards if he had to.
>Extremoduro
Well idk if ill live lol
>these guys are supposed to protect me from zombie Keith Richards
Could they do it?
>>63541322
it'd probably be some kind of scooby doo chase sequence
>>63539778
>all ~20 members of this iteration of Swans
vs
>one zombie keith richards
ill be fine
>>63540472
you're being protected by the conversely much younger Keith Richards
you should do fine
>>63539778
>My Bloody Valentine
Welp. Looks like I'm getting a guitar shoved up my ass.
>Henry Cow
I'll be fine there's a lot of em in there
>>63540052
underrated
>Frank Sinatra
ill be fine
>Anco
Welp, it's been fun bois
> Led Zep
John Bonham would turn Kieth Richards into a pulp in an alcoholic fury of unrelenting brutality
>>63541592
he's already doing that to himself to make a statment quite truthfully
>>63541635
To be quite honest, family
>REM
depends on how fiesty Michael Stipe is feeling, but I'm thinking I'm absolutely fucked.
I should be alright
>>63539778
>Handel
He'll call up the King's guards to throw this peasant out
>>63539778
>Public Image Ltd.
I think Johnny Rotten can take him. He seems to the type of person to not let anyone fuck with him. He'd probably tell Richards to fuck off and then he'd punch him square in the face and maybe kick him while he's down. Even if he can't take on Keith alone, he still has the rest of Public Image Ltd. to help him out. So I think I'm safe.
>>63539778
Haha! Allan Holdsworth!
Fucking badass!
Keith Richards is still alive tho
Wu-Tang's got my back so I'm set.
>>63539778
the real question is, if Zombie Keith Richards bites you. do you turn into a Keith richards?
>>63539778
>Mastodon
I'll be okay.
>Richard Hawley
at least i could run away with him on his motorcycle
