Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West's 30 out of 10 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 10
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, very badly needs to be updated)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-this thread hypes and supports pitchfork's meme rap and SJW agenda
-i honestly don't want to know anything about coldplay and fallon doing a bowie cover. unsubscribe.
-this thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Explosions in the Sky, The Field, Mike and the Melvins, M83, PJ Harvey, Tim Hecker, Islands, and Vijay Iyer
-I want to go home.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
TIM HECKER 9.0 BNM
>>63509391
I hope you're right, friend
DO IT
TRY IT
>>63509591
>>63509599
that miiiiiight be my SOTY at the moment. It's just that good.
Haven't made my list yet tho. Waiting for a clear AOTY candidate since I gave it to Kendrick last year and I can't have a repeat.
>>63509724
It grew on me so much, I'm actually looking forward to Junk now
>>63509391
hell nah more like 8.2 no bnm
What is everyone listening to?
>>63509762
It was pretty immediate for me but I'm a sucker for the kind of classic house sound that he's trying to emulate there. Solitude is almost as good. I'm hype.
Anyway lemme do the TMT post. TONIGHT ON BIZARRO-P4K:
Adam Devlin, he of the one-sentence Gabriel Saloman review from a few months back, gives us a very space-y instrumental guitar record called "Strandebarm" from a bloke called Stein Urheim. Someone get Swedespammer on the line, I be he'll like this. Wait, no he won't! He has shit taste! Ahahaha oh man I hate that asshole....
>styles: good guitar, classical freak, string instruments, on holiday
>others: Geir Sundstol, Mari Kvien Brunvoll, The Last Hurrah, Leo Kottke, Stara Rzeka, Sun City Girls
>http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/stein-urheim-strandebarm
>>63509994
this review is meh
I still can't get over yesterday's Flatbush Zombies review Russel churned out tho.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Also I posted about this in another thread but who wants to see Nardwuar give DJ Khaled the Perfect Pussy record with Meredith Graves' menstrual blood injected into the vinyl.
His reaction is priceless.
https://youtu.be/Q7FqeqTpeRo?t=15m
>>63510038
go to bed russell
>>63509913
I love Emergency & I, one of my favorite albums ever, but I've only listened to Change like once or twice years ago.
I remember liking "Superpowers." Finished the first song. It was alright.
>>63510097
E&I > Change > Terrified > ! > Uncanney
I really like Change, the first 4 tracks are really great, and flow very nicelt
>>63509913
HEYYYYYYY HEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY
MARRY ME, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIIIIEEEEEE
>>63510038
>>63510079
I retweeted TMT's link with something like "Good read" and he replied and said thank you.
He seems like a nice guy.
>>63510097
Same, I didn't really get into it. Felt too purposeful, like they really wanted it to land. Didn't have the hopelessness of E&I that made it distinctive.
>>63510199
are you fucking shitting me
because he said some meaningless generic shit to you on twitter means he's a nice guy? he calls people faggots on rym for not liking Kanye.
>>63509913
The Ice Of Boston is one of the most sadly relatable songs ever written
>>63510262
Well I don't really know him which is why I said "seems."
>>63510262
Where did Russell touch you anon? Point to it on this ken doll.
>>63510182
goddammit, now i have to go listen to that song
>>63510182
I heard this band was full of stuck up pricks who think they're hot shit now
>>63510343
w2c pants and boots
EUREKA! for new Matmos over at TMT.
>>63510369
Mattel Winter 09/10 season
>>63510369
Supreme
>>63510375
They gotta find a consistent time to post.
Handled by Jackson Scott, whose last review was in...yikes, June 2015. Anyone listen? Is the album any good? Should I listen to Matmos?
styles: domestic transcendence
others: Oskar Fischinger, John Cage, Autechre
>http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/matmos-ultimate-care-ii
>>63510369
yeah, those stacks are dope af
>>63510503
I listened to it, it's not as good as Chance to Cut, and kinda just turned into background noise for me, but its got some interesting experiments
>>63510343
>he calls people faggots on rym for not liking Kanye.
>>63510567
Thats not a body part
FUUUUUCKKKKKK
Sophie got panned, have to delete it from my library
CHARLI XCX BTFO
>Vijay Iyer
Oh boy, more NPR shit.
Seth Colter Walls is a low key patrician
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Wadada Leo Smith / Vijay Iyer 8.5 BNM by Seth Colter Walls
Charli XCX 4.5 BTFO by Laura Snapes
Baauer 7.3 by Jonah Bromwich
Boosie Badazz 7.3 by Israel Daramola
Starchild & the New Romantic 5.9 by Mehan Jayasuriya
>>63510783
>Hating on VJ
You must hate jazz then
>>63510817
>Charli XCX 4.5 BTFO by Laura Snapes
wtf
Charli's waifu status has officially been revoked. It's fucking over.
> Sophie gets panned
> /mu/ is in shambles
> TMT is the only hope
>>63510867
>>63510867
cute
>>63510503
Wow this washing machine music isn't actually that bad. Reminds me of analog Aphex Twin stuff. There any other Matmos worth checking out?
>>63510817
again with even MORE made up names
>MEHAN Jayasurlya
>Daramola
>Bromwich?
BROMWICH
that's a last you give to your lunch when you're high with your friends playing pretend with your food.
how did charli get panned so hard by SNAPES?!
did charli say laura wanted to fuck her?
>another entry-level jazz bnm
>an pan for being "pointedly uncommercial and abrasive"
>reviewing music by the guy who made "Harlem Shake"
CONDENASTFORK EVERYONE
>>63510846
Zoe is the superior waifu anyway
>>63510882
Chance to Cut
>>63510884
Oh god.
I read something a while ago about ESPN using an algorithm to write game recaps
Are these new people just pseudonyms for a P4K-invented music-reviewing algorithm?
>>63510890
DELETE this!
who are you on snapchat so I can delete you, fuckface?
-ZC
>>63510890
she is seriously so fucking beautiful
>>63510928
Hey Zoe what does Ryan Shcreiber smell like, thanks.
Also, I saw Witch today guys, and it was a good movie, would recommend, good night.
>>63510944
she is
I'm gonna marry her when she gets over her little "phase"
>rob ford btfo
>brussels btfo
>EG btfo
>charli btfo
fugg today has been shit
>>63510928
Please
The real Zoe would know this who screencapped this and that it was done awhile ago
But if the real Zoe is reading this, pls post your p4k radio stream
>>63510888
>hating on Harlem Shake
It's not his fault that it became a shitty meme. Shit still bangs.
>>63510888
apology for poor english
when were you when pit fuck dies
i was sat at home listening kanze wets when ryan ring
'fuck is die'
'no'
and you?????????????
>>63511040
It doesn't TNGHT bang but its alright
>>63511017
It was done with a screen recording app because the screenshot alert didn't show up.
>pls post your p4k radio stream
""""No""""
I don't want you nerds masturbating to my hot voice.
-ZC
>>63511064
>I don't want you nerds masturbating to my hot voice.
;_;
dude I'm all alone in life
So what exactly is the reasoning behind the Charli pan? I haven't listened to the album since I don't generally listen to pop, but is the issue that it's actually good and hence not worthy of an 8 or 9 like the shit P4K praises nowadays, or has P4K come to their senses and panned it because it's shitty, over-the-top, annoying pandering like Grimes' new album?
What are some examples of the elusive 8.1 BNM? All I can think of is pic related.
>>63511110
so far I'm so sickened I cant even read it
discordant =/= abrasive
literal fucking morons
sorry but this is genuine 2deep4u
>reading pitchfork
for what purpose
>>63511110
The reasoning is that the reviewer was laura snapes, someone with terrible taste.
I don't trust anyone whose top scrobbled band is the national
>>63511110
p4k have fully transitioned into Rollingstone.
>>63511150
The memes
And cus Zoe a cute CUTE!
>>63511110
>Spring Breakers is a good litmus test here: If you were a fan of Harmony Korine's 2012 exploitation flick, you'll probably love the intentional shallowness and plasticky transgression of Vroom Vroom.
Excuse you, pitchfork
Spring Breakers is a good litmus test here: If you were a fan of Harmony Korine's 2012 exploitation flick, you'll probably love the intentional shallowness and plasticky transgression of Vroom Vroom. If (like me) you would have walked out had you not spent $18 on a ticket, you'll probably hate it.
I'd agree with this though and think she's somewhat redeemed by being objective here at least it seems.
>>63510957
What's Witch?
I've only heard of VVitch
>>63511195
>>63511199
breaker mind
so you loved spring breakers but hate vroom?
>>63511173
Fuck you, The National are good.
>Vroom Vroom just sounds dead behind the eyes.
hell fuckin yeah zombi charli
gimme gimme gimme
This is the new face of p4k by the way.
>>63511384
would
>>63510817
>Charli XCX 4.5 BTFO by Laura Snapes
p4k is officially dead to me
>>63511128
sufjan- seven swans
fever ray- s/t
wavves- wavvves
decemberists- castaways and cutouts
