>Eatin' Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce
I seriously laughed my ass off of this, can you post some more humorous Ye verses, /mu/?
>>63445753
I'm a black guy, under the blue sky
Don't touch my money or you'll get a black eye
>>63445753
got a whiteskinned friend look like michael jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson
>>63445753
My name is Kanye West and I rap the best
Better not talk shit, or you'll get slugs to chest
>>63445850
I thought this mighta been off of one of his tracks with the Go Getters so i googled it, first result was this thread. Points for creativity
the end of Last Call
>I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
>Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
>I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
>I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
>I went to the malls and I balled too hard
>"Oh my god, is that a black card?"
>I turned around and replied, "Why yes
But I prefer the term African American Express"
>Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
>Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to
>Killin y'all niggas on that lyrical shit
>Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips
and
>>63445776
>>63445753
Breathe in Breathe out
>went to college dropped out real quick
>always had a PHD: a pretty huge dick
Monster
>you ever had sex with a pharoah?
>i put the pussy in a sarcaphogas
>now she claimin that i bruised her asophogus
Dark Fantasy
>best livin or dead hands down huh
>less talk more head right now huh
Gone
>take her to the show and talk all through the movie
>said she want diamonds i took her to ruby tuesdays
>if we up in fridays i still have it my way
>>63446003
Breathe in, Breath out
>always said if i rapped id say something significant
>but now im rappin bout money hoes and rims again
>>63446003
That dark fantasy line is actually also from monster
The entirety of late registration.
>>63446003
>asophogus
>she say she like my banana
>she wanna give me the onana
>it's halloween when i'm between her
>she can't handle me, she's a screamer
>she can't handle my wiener
>you know she follow me
>on that insta g
>she want my insta d
>and then she swallow
>>63446241
>potassium, too much assium
>>63446289
Kanye would never say wiener.
good try m8.
>>63446353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrakVtJe974
>"can you get my friends in the club kanye?"
>I said "can you get my car in the club... b-b-itch?"
>these days i told her apples of the pine these days
>bitches say my semen tastes fine, i'm a sweeterman
Real Friends
>I had a cousin that stole my laptop that I was fuckin' bitches on
>Paid that nigga 250 thousand just to get it from him huh
No More Parties in LA
>And as far as real friends, tell my cousins I love 'em
>Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker
Fly
>Did the man that invented college, go to college?
>Hm, okay then.
