How am I supposed to take RYM seriously when shit like this exists?
its not his fault, he is Finnish
I hate it when some kid starts writing some long winded creative writing high school tier edgy story without talking about the album. It's on every single popular album page.
at least he has his own taste, even though it's shit
RYM is full of contrarian fagwads.
Like how can anyone hate Tago fucking Mago?
>>63395682
>this is pure hippopotamus manure
>>63395727
for real tho
no one gives a fuck about some girl you tried to kiss in the dewey grass fields of autumn while the sounds of suburbia were bustling by i just wanna know what american football sounds like
>>63395757
copypasted good taste > shitty "unique" taste tbf
>>63395727
>>63395865
the really embarrassing thing is that Poohkali is 44 years old, and writes like an edgy 15 year old.
Objectively one of the worst opinions on RYM.
>>63395682
He's right about that Swans album tho.
>look at his 5.0s
>AC/DC
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>63395915
I don't know, this guy seems to be sincerely into music and not just showing off, even though I disagree with him on pretty much everything here I can respect that more than people who just rate rymcore, /mu/core, scarufficore, p4kcore, fantanocore etc. albums with 5.0 and then obvious shit like Brokencyde with 0.5 because they don't want to overstep the boundaries of what the majority considers to be good taste
>tbk being slow
what the fuck
>>63395915
copypasted good taste > not copied good taste.
The individual who generated this review, is surely mistaken about the fact, that the given album should take less than 0.5/5. However, I checked a bit the rest of his reviews and seem mistaken as well.
Also, why should I listen to self-proclaimed "good" music, when the lyrical parts are in the same context of trash music (see. Linkin Park).
You all are cucks desu
>>63395682
Maybe he's just a very dedicated shitposter
I got banned on rym because I told some faggot to kill themselves.
i forget 4chan is the only free speech site. I love this place
>>63395682
Fuck you Poohkali is a legend
>>63395682
He gave this 5 stars and his review has 8 favorites
Enough said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
>>63395682
This is literally how non-English speaking European music taste works. They have literally no idea about actually investing time into music, so they just pick what looks "le cool or deep"
>>63396468
>this is what Amerifats and Britcucks believe
reminder that poohkali likes this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
>>63396517
Mate look at his favorite album of all time. Literally from the worst genre after crunkcore
>>63396543
still doesn't prove your argument, just that he has shit taste
>>63396543
What's his favurite album?
>>63396468
this has been my experience as well. it's like a thing of never musically growing up for some reason... but i would never admit that i think that.
>>63396468
nah it's just finns
>>63396468
Finland is filled with metalheads, more than other countries
I have crippling issues about my intelligence but this guy is twice as old as me and more retarded than I've ever been in my entire life. Thanks for cheering me up /mu/
>>63395682
Why did you care enough about this random guy's opinions? Why did you take the time to crop it and then post it on /mu/? Is this what you do with your time? You're pathetic
>>63396574
look at eurovision song contest if you need proof
>>63396576
some cheap prog metal album
>>63396578
I'm not saying it's necessarily everyone, it's just that there is a higher percentage of europeans who do this
>>63396580
>>63396598
nah, he's just a fucking spastic tbf
>>63396716
>prog metal is the worst genre after crunkcore
Leave the hall poser
>>63396578
>>63396716
No it's because Europeans have their own taste and don't read some stupid hipster sites
>>63396711
>tripfag calling someone else pathetic
>>63396790
Isn't me being pathetic enough to be a credible source on spotting pathetic people? It takes one to know one
>>63396748
Name one that is worse.
Remember this genre produced fucking Dream Theater.
>>63396779
nah, they just generally act like children and anything that is "muh deep", because they have no concept of what would be considered cringeworthy in English, they fall in love with
>>63395682
He hates Schnittke. How bad can he be?
>>63396862
Deathcore, melodeath, smooth jazz
Prog metal produced many shit, but also some great albums
>>63396884
Again. Name one.
>>63396716
eurovision is patrician
Found a gem in his RYM photos
>>63396971
I won't because you're clearly a pleb poser
>>63396534
>it's an official lyric video
jesus fuck lol
>well maybe he has decent taste otherwise
>look up his 5 star reviews
what the fuck. how does someone with such shit taste take themselves so seriously
>>63396534
>this song has no chorus
>has a chorus
Also this is some of the most pseudo-intellectual fedorashit I have ever heard. Holy shit
>>63395682
>In the Barf Bag Over the Sea
Come on, that's pretty funny.
>>63395682
You guys think that's pleb? Check this guy
http://rateyourmusic.com/~MyCsPiTTa
>>63398123
>less than 1200 ratings
meh
>>63398158
Fewer.
>>63398158
less than 1900 actually, but correct
>>63398123
He's not as bad as Poohkali but what the fuck is up with most of his 1.0s?
the guy gives abba, asia and ac/dc, adele 5 stars. someone who enjoys a band that for 30 + years has been doing the same thing again and again like ac/dc...that person simply holds no credibility to say that other types of music aren't music in his opinion. He completely stopped in time.
>>63398771
>He completely stopped in time
The guy in the OP listens to contemporary prog metal. A guy who's completely stopped in time would be this.
http://rateyourmusic.com/~flowerofhamburg
>>63396971
not him but i'll say: ved buens ende - written in waters
and nothing else
