Secret masterpieces edition
Old: >>63361052
who up
kawaii desu ne
How do I get into Pantera?
>secret
>muh meme french pedo dissonant no longer releasing any shit technical black metal
>>63370977
You listen to Exhorder instead
Is it good? Been sitting in my backlog for almost a year now.
>>63370977
Cowboys From Hell, Vulgar Display of Power, everything else is shit
>>63370977
"no"
>>63370977
Insult a black man
Is there a band like Protest the Hero except that you can listen to without feeling like a skinny high schooler plotting a school shooting?
WHEEEN I AM NOT ALONE
I SEVER SILENT MOMENTS
>>63370999
It's a secret masterpiece :3
>>63371025
Uh... BTBAM - Colors?
>>63370999
I found out about them because they were playing the NDF, no regrets listening to them
>>63370977
Southern trendkill, everything else is meh
newfag here, i mainly listen to pop music but my bf likes metal a whole lot. what are some gateway metal albums to help me understand why he likes the genre?
>>63371146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M
>>63371025
PTH are top tier metalcore though
>>63371146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGqUo7a7J_I
>>63371146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHR_pi9x8fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmkFW0kJas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhFSTAyHWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy2MLw_JMJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgIeKnLuGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbLWHT7vUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhpOQsYMFIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLUVUf4zIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOLHjCXWc3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZVMQayzng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c
What is some alternative metal with groove and hooks, like Helmet's Aftertaste or Size Matters?
>>63371190
>listening to Helmet after Betty
>>63371189
I love that bosse de nage is a meme band
What is the vaporwave of metal?
>>63371208
Come on anon.
Even if you want to go "hurr they go POPPY METAL FUGG THEM" for Size Matters, Aftertaste should be acceptable.
:^)
>>63371242
It's ok, but not great like their older albums
That song from Need for Speed was nice though
>>63371226
More like Bosse-de-Cucke
>>63371227
atmoshit
newfag here, i mainly listen to pop music but my wife's son likes metal a whole lot. what are some gateway metal albums to help me understand why he likes the genre?
OH STOP IMAGINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIPweLLHio
>>63371190
>listening to Helmet after Strap It On
>>63371297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idfv4wyWfSs
>>63371300
I felt that clean vocals fucked Meantime.
>>63371300
Meantime is better though
>>63370963
>this entire song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYppFto7-FQ
>>63371227
dungeon synth
>>63371332
pssh pop pleb
>muh accessible alt metal
have fun listening to system of a down
>>63371383
>he thinks SOAD is bad
I grew out of my alt metal hate phase years ago
>>63371409
whatever scaruffidrone
>>63371332
>>63371383
Betty is the best and most experimantal, other 2 are just good post hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmt6zN9vOk
Do you guys like Deftones? Are you interested in new album?
>>63371443
I don't even like Scaruffi man, he thinks Images and Words is 8/10
>>63371479
And he gave some SOAD albums 7s. So you got something in common.
>>63371461
fuck no
>>63371444
>>63371502
>>63371479
He gives betty a 5 by the way. Gives Strap It On a 7. It's all in italian so I don't understand the justification. But Betty wasn't that experimental.
>>63371189
>mfw someone saved my list and even updated it
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE
DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
>>63371626
DAD GIVE ME YOUR POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>63371669
A LINCHPIN HOLDS WITHIN
A MEMES TO AN END
>>63371189
is it some ultimate JUST metal list
>>63371698
There's literally nothing wrong with any of those bands.
>>63371189
Forgot ROTN
>>63371698
No, that's this
>Bassist King Ov Hell comments on the clip: "After some months of hard work we are finally ready to present you the greatest metal video of all time, 'Winterbane'. Next project would be to build a wall between Sweden and Norway, and have the Swedes pay for it. We are making metal great again!"
Bassist King Ov Hell comments on the clip: "After some months of hard work we are finally ready to present you the greatest metal video of all time, 'Winterbane'. Next project would be to build a wall between Sweden and Norway, and have the Swedes pay for it. We are making metal great again!"
Discvss
Got two of dis shits, anyone else?
>>63371741
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv-oC5zCwn8
The ULTIMATE just-core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndrcz3mybPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NPPknoVqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sax-BlhYHus
>>63371740
tfw bathory could have made 3 god tier albums but instead he makes weird thrash shit and an album with a song about hockey
>>63371779
hockey is the most metal sport.
>>63371757
I emailed the singer when they gonna get new shirts in and he replied that they will be getting more shirts soon. That was 3 months ago tho and I want a damn shirt.
>>63371779
Quorthon (pbuh) works in mysterious ways
>>63371808
t. Canada
>>63371813
Ditto brother
excuse me for being slightly off-topic, how do you call this kind of clothing style? I see so many guys dressed like this, and my closed-minded metalhead's vocabulary doesn't have exact words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
>>63371818
>ice
>blades
>weird looking armor
>odd logos
>random violence that is somehow allowed
WE'RE LIVIN HARDCORE RADICAL
WE'LL ALWAYS BE MANIACAL AND ANIMAL
KILLA KOP KOP KILLA KOP KILLA KILLA KILLA KOP
>>63371825
>>63371813
there's this but it does the stupid logo spam on the sleeve https://www.profoundlorerecords.com/products-page/apparel/chtheilist-longsleeve-shirt/
>>63371461
Cant wait for it.
>>63371841
numale chic
>I AM
What was he /memetal/?
hey /metal/ I see pic related thrown around here sometimes
is it actually from something or is it edited?
>>63370919
Secret you say?
>>63371888
A tool
>>63371889
It's from some doujin where trve kvlt black metalfags have their way with a big breasted loli nun before burning down a church.
>>63371889
No that's a straight rip
It's from some hentai where two KVLT dudes fuck that nun
It got posted here once, hilarious stuff
Well, looks like memeing hours are starting, see you later.
>>63371778
JUST implies a good band turning to shit, Semargl and Boris were always garbage
>>63371938
twenty four/seven, three sixty five
>>63371959
>Boris were always garbage
'no'
>>63371959
Semargl were always good, and still are
>>63371959
>boris were always garbage
XD
>>63371889
>>63371926
>>63371930
Pic related
>>63371889
>>63371987
Name?
>>63371982
>>63371975
But aren't Boris really just sludgy gook Deafheaven?
>>63372012
literally on that page
>>63372019
That's how I'd describe them if I didn't kvlt kredibility.
>>63371256
Hell yeah. NFSU 2 was the shit. GOAT soundtrack.
>>63371297
Hall of the mountain king
>>63372019
No, they have nothing in common with Deafheaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHCXFuTRvcI
i like this video a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3JSbOt7CLo
many shots of Phil's hot and limber bod
tight and muscular but athletic and unencumbered by excess mass, a perfect physique
>>63371862
umm, sorry? this is what google shows me
http://www.numalemedical.com
>tfw the only famous metal bands from wales are Skindred and Lostpedophets
>>63372048
Well, I'm convinced. No one could think this is anything like Deafheaven at all.
>>63372048
this sounds like deafheaven a lot
>>63372068
Top kek
>>63372081
Don't forget desecration man
>>63372048
If you look at the background of the album cover you can actually see pic related in the background
>>63372118
Deafheaven's my favorite sludge/punk/noiserock band 2bh
>>63372081
Manic Street Preachers aren't metal really, but they're something.
>>63372081
Budgie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3WIHtOmkBg
why is Lars so sexy in this video?
>>63372124
top fucking kek
based
>>63371025
You're doing it wrong, you should feel like a skinny high schooler plotting a blog that is critical of right wing politics
>>63372140
Their new shit's pretty gay weebshit but amplifier worship and the sunn collaboration are on point. Great live show too, saw em with subrogation at the bowery
>Secret masterpieces edition
OK
>>63372155
>liking lars over hetfield
>ever
at least pick hammett he's probably gay
>>63372177
Boris has never done anything remotely weeby though.
Also their new shit is just experimental noise dissoshit garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3pZz5yZYOA
>>63372171
It's p. dece, saw it in the youtube sidebar and popped it on last week.
>>63370963
This album is actually good tbqh
>>63372172
no mr. smartass, these blogs are run mostly by fat sysadmins who live in their server rooms.
>>63372270
>he doesn't know PTH have SJW themes in their music
>>63372219
AOTY 2015 after Mgla tbqh
>>63372270
>>63372172
>>63372172
fight... fight... fight... fight...
>>63372290
mgla sucked though
EIF was inferior to WHTN in every single way, i don't understand why everyone is shitting themselves over that album
>>63372290
Not into Mgla fám
>>63372019
Boris is a doom/sludge/punk band
Deafheaven's a melodic dildocore band
no similarities
>>63372290
both are bad, gimmicky
don't know why metal talks about them so much
>>63372314
>EIF was inferior to WHTN in every single way
Like how?
>>63372327
They're not gimmicky at all, however they can't write anything atleast mildly good or interesting to save their lives
>>63372327
what's gimmicky about mgwuah?
>>63372327
how is mgla gimmicky
their music as as straightforward and stripped down as it gets
>>63372327
Mgla is the best black metal album since the beginning of the second wave, you mong pleb
>>63372374
I'm a huge fan of Mgla, but you're so fucking wrong senpai.
Misteriously well-rated bands on MA
this is pretty generic mediocre mdm
https://www.google.lt/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The_Crown/132&ved=0ahUKEwiSup6TocjLAhVqP5oKHQqzAZ4QFggZMAA&usg=AFQjCNGhkVt4R1OXrAoXWl43LPdMHlGERw
Some kind of mgla syndrome
>>63372347
Still no similarities unless you want to try an argue that fuzzy production makes them similar. One's shitty blackgaze and one's doom metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-tUXR_ekBA
>>63372374
boards.wewchan.org/lad
>>63372363
>straightforward and stripped down
in other worlds, they use one gimmick, no diversity, no originality. so is babushka or whatever, with their eastern christian bullshit
>>63372374
It's one of the worst tb.h, even fucking leviathan was better last year, and that album is a
5/10 at best
>>63372327
mgla is best you fucking niggerpleb
>>63372412
Oh no, I'm agreeing. I was just putting you in the reply chain to the link that convinced me. No similarities at all.
>>63372355
it's just a weaker album, a weaker collection of songs
it lacks impact, power, catchiness, it's not as compulsively listenable as WHTN, it's just not a good album
all of it it felt like a selection of throwaways from the WHTN sessions, like material that was not good enough to make it onto that album
Dunno how popular this is.
>>63372412
This is actually really fucking heavy
>>63372438
Leviathan is garbage hipster metal no way it was better than Mgla; fucking atmoshit
>>63372444
I didn't say they are the worst, not good either, very average, one of thousands of amateur releases, nothing special
>>63372438
But how is an objective 9/10 better than a 5/10? Can you not into math?
>>63372462
Forgot they existed. They have some popularity a couple of years ago when pitchfork hyped them.
>>63372474
yeah that's what boris does man
where you been
>>63372485
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DID I FUCK THAT UP
>>63372475
Yeah, but it still was more original, unique, had better riffs and more memorable songwriting than some dumbed down stale meloblack reject
>>63372497
I always put them off because they always seemed like one of those "metal bands for people who don't like metal" groups like voivod, cynic, agalloch and melvins.
>>63372522
>like voivod
what?
Never thought of them like that.
>>63372418
straightforwardness isn't a gimmick though
call them boring or stale or predictable or whatever, but they're not gimmicky
>>63372508
Leviathan
>unique
>riffs
>songwriting
it's dissoatmoshit pleb that's been done a hundred times
>>63372539
Ok, but babushka is gimmick
How can anyone hate Soilwork? They are like the Pantera of MDM!
>>63372522
Well first, listen to early melvins, everything before houdini
now listen to voivod
and maybe cynic, try the demos first
Boris is pretty eclectic. They go from heavy as fuck to weirder experimental barely metal stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbw62iCsS34
>>63372490
Their first album isn't so great but Foundations of Burden is a solid 9/10.
How can anyone hate Scar Symmetry? They are like the Kamelot of MDM!
>>63372572
No one's gonna take this bait.
>>63370977
Cowboys From Hell and Far Beyond Driven
forget about the rest of their discography
i need some ambient trash metal
>>63372571
The gimmick isn't what's wrong with batushka, it's that their music is generic as fuck despite their gimmick that's supposed to set them aside from others.
>>63372621
you just answered it?
How can anyone hate Dark Tranquillity? They are like the Paradise Lost of MDM!
>>63370977
Metal Magic to Power Metal, then stop
>>63372657
If their next album is gonna be what they say it's gonna be then yeah they'll literally be the paradise lost of MDM
>>63372622
It's actually from a legit review on rym
>>63372621
who is Kamelot of power metal?
>>63372671
>If their next album is gonna be what they say
what?
How can anyone hate Children of Bodom? They are like the Blind Guardian of MDM!
>>63372704
a concept album about beating old people
>>63372522
Boris and Melvins are really good bands despite being popular among hispters though
>>63372704
They said it's gonna sound like the older ones with less keyboards
>>63370963
FEEL SO LOW SOME DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h010Epjzuk8
How can anyone hate Edge of Sanity? They are like the Dream Theater of MDM!
>>63372725
Yeah I heard their singer is into that it all. Read it in the news today actually
>>63372691
Seventh Wonder
>>63372725
>>63372841
No, Stanne is into beating religious people
>>63372849
>Stanne
Stanne and Holmes are just two sides of the same coin
>>63372834
Ok, can you stop now
>>63372849
>Seventh Wonder
>their vocalist is Kamelot's vocalist
wut fug
>>63372890
>tfw based Roy Khan doesn't sing anymore
guys this has been bugging me all day
what's that one metal band with 2 people in it (i think) that's sunseeker or daybreaker or sunkeeper
it's some combination of sun, day, seeker, breaker
either an album or the band
help
is this the worst facial hair of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIs4GX4yos
>>63372938
Rise of the north star
>>63372834
I went through the whole thread. This is the first good thing I came across.
>>63372938
sunbather
>>63372938
Epicardiectomy
>>63372954
That video is so unintentionally cheesy it's funny
>>63372849
>>63372875
are Stanne and Holmes going to join forces and beat old religious people?
Anything similar to projector and construct? Im not usually into mdm but I really like those two albums
>>63373051
Insomnium, Omnium Gatherum, Mors Principum Est, Garden of Shadows and Enshine
>>63373030
Yes, as a part of their sideproject Bearded Menace
>>63372912
He does, just for his church.
>check thread
>melodeath memes
best black metal nobody listens to
>>63373135
Where the fuck have you been
>>63373164
well post some then
>>63373164
>he fell for the black metal meme
>>63370977
Everything in no particular order
>>63373164
This looks like the cover for some shitty YA Fantasy book tbqh
>>63373135
have grind, tripfriend
>>63372826
you'd really fuck an undead demon loli empress?
>>63373207
God this album sucks so much.
>>63373213
She's probably like 5,000 years old. Don't worry about it
>>63373135
Even the buttest MDM is better than another overhyped BM band
>>63373213
Who wouldn't?
>>63373228
melodeath is the worst genre
worse than power
>>63373256
>he thinks power is bad
Leave the hall poser
Tantara anyone?
So even though metalcore is hated here, can we all agree After The Burial is fantastic?
Disarmonia Mundi? old AILD? Monuments?
>>63373226
whats wrong with utopia sadistica? Literal simplegrind
>>63373256
>mfw I mostly listen to power metal and mdm
>>63373276
your kind is not welcome here manofaggot
>>63373176
Nowhere in particular. Just haven't been arsed to come around. Every now and again I'd check the thread and just not have a reason to bother posting.
>>63373303
You're the worst. kys or get into literally any other genre. Get into deathcore or something.
>>63373285
Not Fantastic, but After the Burial have some pretty good songs
>>63373285
>After The Burial
New album is brety gud, Rareform is still the best though
>Disarmonia Mundi
Pretty bland tbqh
>old AILD
Greatest At-the-Gates-core band of all time
>Monuments
who
>>63373294
>literal simplegrind
There you have it.
>>63373276
Except power is great, I can think of multiple metal subgenres worse than power.
>>63371740
>democratic solution
Why doesn't anyone like this album? It's great, hardly metal though.
>>63373308
>>63373332
Welcome to /metal/
>>63373341
>he doesn't like simplegrind
>>63373318
I don't blame you t b h
I wish it was still NBBMN
>>63373350
sorry, meant for >>63373256
>>63373350
filtered
>>63373285
>After The Burial
Style over substance bro-core and proto-djent, fuck this band.
>Disarmonia Mundi
One of the worst offenders in poppy melodeath even Scar Symmetry and Solution .45 write better death metal parts
>old AILD
Not much better than the new AILD and while one of the better third wave metalcore bands, still uninteresting all together
>Monuments
2Complex4U mathy metalcore that kids who want to prove metalcore isn't just 1's and 0's flock to.
>>63373350
I didn't imply that, learn to read spic
>>63373381
ooh, racism from the power faggot
interesting
>>63371959
>>63372019
Newfags and shitposters get out
>>63372213
How is new boris dissoshit? Obviously all harsh noise/noise wall stuff is inherently dissonant but dissoshit implies gorguts/ulcerate/dso influence
How can anyone hate Linkin Park? They are like the cannibal corpse of nu metal
>>63373332
Wow you're autistic, you're literally getting mad at other people on the internet for having different taste, not to mention most mdm or power metal bands discussed here are better than every band FIFH ever posted here, except for thy darkened shade maybe
>>63373445
>you're literally getting mad at other people on the internet for having different taste
Welcome to /metal/ laddy
>>63373366
I feel ya there. I've been pretty out of the loop lately too.
What are some 2016 releases worth checking?
So far I've got the new Rotten Sound, Temisto, The Body, Nadra, and Agoraphobic Nosebleed.
>>63373436
dissoshit was invented last week, no rules have been set down
plus it's a matter of time before it's like weebshit meaning anything from asia at all
>>63373442
b8, and bad b8, obviously slipknot is the CC of nu metal
>All this black metal hate on /metal/
If you can't understand why the black/thrash and war metal scenes are two of the best scenes in modern metal while appreciating 1st wave and various 2nd wave black metal acts then I must question why you've entered these halls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzzyOSrOt8
>>63373442
>They are like the cannibal corpse of nu metal
But that's two excellent reasons to hate linkin park
>>63373445
>Wow you're autistic, you're literally getting mad at other people on the internet
>>63373467
Dude. There's a new Gadget. I know, I know. It's unbelievable. But there is.
>>63373471
there was a time when over-the-top BM hate was a /metal/ meme and joke but then newfriends showed up and took it at face value and now we're in this shitty situation
/blackmetalgeneral/ when
>>63373135
Hi fifh
>>63373471
>war metal
>best scene
It's 99% blasphemy worship, very little innovation or experimentation with the sound. The fucking dissoshit scene is better right now
>>63373507
>/blackmetalgeneral/ when
We tried to make one but 95% of the posts were like "hurr this wont last just stop"
>>63373442
Is this a new meme?
>>63373445
You realize that guy was shitting on FIFH, who was defending power metal
>>63373467
imo not really
Most of what I've heard so far in 2016 has just been uninteresting
>>63373507
>>63373525
>/blackmetalgeneral/ when
then you faggots ask yourselves why you're so hated. this is why
>>63373467
Altarage and Chthe'ilist were standout for me so far, and ep/demos from Full of Hell and Krallice
>>63373507
>/blackmetalgeneral/ when
Never, fuck off.
>>63373513
Hi
>>63373503
Will look into it, thanks.
>>63373515
War metal is super samey, but sometimes you get some really solid stuff. Everyone loves the Damaar demo, and Diocletian's Gesundrian is fantastic.
>>63373532
>defending power metal
All I did was post a reaction face to people posting memes of melodeath?
>>63373589
I'm not saying there's no innovation, just not enough for me to say it's one of the best modern metal scenes.
>>63373515
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m9u7U2UH8Q
>there are people on the internet NEAR ME that don't listen to the big three of death, thrash AND black
Reminder that if you don't listen to all three then you're a falsefag poseur who needs to get the fuck >>>/out/
>>63373648
>big three of death, thrash AND black
?
This year is fucking boring familia.
>>63373648
Who would the big three of death and black be?
>>63373699
we're only like 45 days into the new year, get some patience fagget
why are there so many people with sticks the size of trees up their asses in this thread?
is it because burgerland is awake now?
>>63373718
patience is for good Christians.
>>63373710
>death
Pissgrave, cattle decapitation, portal
>black
Liturgy, deafheaven, deathspell
>thrash
Anthrax, annihilator, thrash or die
>>63373693
>>63373710
Big three genres bruh. These anti-BM fags are the worst.
>>63373757
>this entire post
W E W
L A D
>>63373735
>burgerland
Yes that's the reason.
Around euronoon this general was very nice.
>>63373735
>is it because burgerland is awake now?
Yes